Kansas City Elbows & Samurai Jack

[Badger]

Hey KC, What about a review of Samurai Jack??


Badger

[KC Elbows]

I have not seen samarai jack
I have not seen it in a shack
I have not seen it in a bar
I have not seen it in a car
I have not seen it, but since you ask
What did you think of samarai jack?

[Badger]

Have you seen it in a house?
Have you seen it with a mouse??
Have you seen it in a barn?
C'mon Kc don't you give a darn??

[Sharky]

Badger you have far too much time on your hands.

[Badger]

Me? I'm just coming up with random crap.
What about KC? He's coming up with the long @ss poems.
But it's funny none the less.



Badger

[Sharky]

Hmmm.... it was funny for like 3 days. Now its a bit *bleh*.

Sorry :(

[Badger]

I'm just easily entertained.;)


Badger

[Badger]

you got 2 weeks of KC rhyming his arse off.



Badger

[KC Elbows]

Two weeks, indeed, pain that won't go away!
Like a bladder infection on a cold winter's day
Like a bad case of piles that needs fixin' pronto
Like your average pizza from the town of toronto!:D

[Chinwoo-er]

For what I am about to say, please don't be mad
but all this poem and rhyming is just getting sad
Can't we grow up and talk like common men ?
Instead of sticking to the same sound again and again.
I am sure there are plenty to talk about here.
From the weapons we use to the factors of fear
The ancient wars of China may be a good topic
How about the way we could fight with nothing but a stick ?
Legends of the marsh with their Kung fu tales
Secret moves and deadly strikes that will make you pale
Why can't we talk about "chinese vs the celts"
oh no, what's happening to me, help, help, help !

[KC Elbows]

chin wooer, I regret
that you've fallen quite ill
and for this malediction
there's no simple pill
but as for the topic
We've run quite the gamut
(though we've yet to talk about the guitarist, Kirk Hammett).

We've discussed the history of the art that I study
We've talked about grappling with you and your buddy
and multiple opponents: we've talked of that too
and JWT brought up what cancer can do!
So just cause we're rhyming
We'll still talk the kung fu
'cause when work is done,
its the thing that we do.

[Chinwoo-er]

The heroes of the marsh was the topic I believe
contains some interesting ideas which i can see.
The great Mo Chung is legendary with his one-arm style
It's taught at my school, i'll give it attention, for quite a while.
The monk with his spade was something to behold
His friggin weapon was 81 kilos ( or so it was told )
Lum Chung known as " lepeod head " the great army intructor
Is who i believe is the best fighter of spears compared to anyother.
The "nine tatooed" guy was by favoraite for some reason.
Probably cause of his excellence as a fighter, or for his dragons.

Yep, I am definately ill here.
Yes, I dare so say.
Someone help me
I can't bear to here rhymes for just another day.

[KC Elbows]

Ah, but you've got 11 days more to go
Perhaps we should discuss the deeds of Damo!
Bringing knowledge from India to China
Moving into shaolin saying "No more whiners!
You all should get off of your decrepit bums
and enjoy new sets of tendon changing chi kung!"

[Chinwoo-er]

Chi Kung ? Depends on what kind.
I have learning one right now, one which is easy to find.
A kind a body conditioning, from attacks and pain
Bit like "iron shirt" but this one doesn't go by that name.
acutally, i am speculating that the "iron shirts" out there.
i just what I am learning, but gives the brand name for care.
so what kind of chi kung are you talking about elbow ?
anything sptaculous that could put on a show ?

[KC Elbows]

The muscle changing classic
was what I discussed
for the shaolin warrior
I believe its a must
but I'm not shaolin
so others here may
enlighten your request in every way.

My knowledge is limited
but what I have heard
is that the shaolin
had grown lazy as turds
so Damo developed
the muscle-tendon changing classic
and then the shaolin
had kung fu so fantastic.

[Chinwoo-er]

OH that I see.
I know what you are talking about.
yeah, that is taught at me school also.
But not much people knows the whoel things without a doubt
I plan to start that one,
when I have mastered this one I am learning
I heard it was tough.
Well, lets hope it's worth the effort for the earning.
any other chi kung you know about ?
I am eager to hear
I am certain we could talk more
how about a couple of beers ?

[KC Elbows]

A couple of beers!
Four more and we're set
My old teacher taught
the flying duck set
I did not learn it
but he has a book
Zhang hongchao is his name
you could give it a look.

The marrow washing method
I heard was Damo's
though this is a topic
on which little I know.

[Sharky]

You off point like blind snipers / i rhyme hyper, attractin raps like rats tracked the pied piper / the divine rhyme writer ignites biters that bite like nine vipers / your raps smell of sh!t like nine combined diapers / i'm the antonym of crime fighters / the assigned prime swine spine slicer who maligns biters / i design rhyme shrines and refine verbal sign cyphers / causin' catastrophies in rhymin' sign langauge....

I done told you before my flow will schold you raw, it be heat for real, but still too cold to thaw, i'm harder than ice but my flow still flows to pour, if any foes are born then you just know they rose to fall... you on some glacier type sh!t and you might get a slight bit of respect from some deaf dumb and blind b!tch, i'm relentless 'til you spine splits into fine bits - combined wit' my minds wit my rhymes is some fine sh!t, I rap in a trance makin rappers crap in their pants and mach it to France - it's like attackin a tank with a shatterin battlin' lance, it's like dagger vs. excalibur, i got the stamina to keep stabbin yer, til' i damage you amatuers....

i'm packin explosive raps, exposin facts, my chosen tracks cause broken backs, i keep a cool head, cos i wear frozen caps / I'm makin rappers mad son, you'll catch a bad one, i'd break your motherfu.ckin spine if you had one / So if you a battle rapper tryin' to prove you the sh!t - why you gotta bite off more than you can chew just so that you can SPIT?

;)

[KC Elbows]

Finally Sharky takes a big swing/ barking and biting at this rhyme thing/ pointing out/ joining in the failing rhyme is wasting time/ seuss is just using child's beat/ weak in the meter of the fleet/ Sharky's point to annoint us in a jive that is alive.

Taking up a different side of disparate tides/ what would the wise comprise to try the fists of chin/ and when did shen comprise the kung fu way/ of when and how to play the hands against their foes/ and toe to toe/ answer in the rap you chose/ about the topic at hand, chi kung man, did you have something to say other than to rhyme your way?;)

[Sharky]

Jesus, you've started rhyming muti syllables - keep doing that dont just rhyme one word rhyme more than one.

Good good.

And i just posted it cos i felt left out :(

[KC Elbows]

Don't stop yet/you're a jet shaking waking fools/taking and breaking all the meters and the golden rules/giving me cause to pause and shuffle up my step a bit/break off my rust and gone long before the dust can set/what was the day and the year where your rap began?/Strong as a gun as a ****in train rolling off the tracks/gives me cause and making me pause until I make my rap improve.

Sparring in word/jarring up the keyboard with the syllables heard/working hard at the rhythm and the rhythm is the place its at/just another path for me to hone my skills.

[KC Elbows]

"the divine rhyme writer ignites biters that bite like nine vipers / your raps smell of sh!t like nine combined diapers "

:D

[Sharky]

:cool:

[Leonidas]

That was inspiring KC. Stick witht those instead of those 3rd grade level Dr Suess rhymes.