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BigCountry
03-05-2002, 12:33 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :eek: :eek:

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ewallace
03-05-2002, 12:36 PM
Is that a new value meal at Jack-In-the-Box?
wu_de36
03-05-2002, 12:39 PM
could your post be more mysterious?

perhaps a source would help.
apoweyn
03-05-2002, 12:45 PM
:confused:
Budokan
03-05-2002, 01:01 PM
Pat Robertson, the new A$$hole of the Month.
BigCountry
03-05-2002, 01:04 PM
I'm looking for a site. I got this from a reliable source: "Billy Jack remake starring Keanu Reeves". If I'm wrong I will commit ritual suicide. Maybe the story got jumbled and its just a new fish sandwich at Jack in The Box, I JUST DONT KNOW!

More soon.
"I know Hapkido."
ewallace
03-05-2002, 01:07 PM
ewallace, just another gwilo having a bad day and wondering what the **** is the point of this thread.
kungfuyou
03-05-2002, 02:21 PM
http://movies.go.com/news/2002/3/reevespic030502.html

This should be a REAL block buster!! :rolleyes:
MonkeySlap Too
03-05-2002, 02:29 PM
Maybe John C Kim can do a 'demonstration' at the premier that 'no one will understand'.
BigCountry
03-05-2002, 03:21 PM
Good Job K.F.You

Just wanted to prepare ya'll for the now unavoidable thread:

"Who would win in a fight, Keanu Reeves or..."
JasBourne
03-05-2002, 03:56 PM
"Billy Jack remake starring Keanu Reeves"

Are y'all familiar with the plot of "The Producers"? Conmen set up the world's worst play starring the world's worst actor so they can open and close on the same night and bilk all the investors. Plan backfires and instead of a monumental flop the play becomes a smash comedy hit. I say we all invest in the Billy Jack remake :D
tsunami surfer
03-05-2002, 05:37 PM
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!! Not keanu!
Former castleva
03-06-2002, 03:13 AM
I completely agree with tsunami.
Badger
03-06-2002, 07:17 AM
You bogus rednecks better leave these little Indian dudes alone.
I'm gonna take my right foot & whomp you on this side of your face & it will be like Woaaa! Dude!
BigCountry
03-06-2002, 10:53 AM
JasBourne,
Good call hoss. It will no doubt be a cult smash despite Keanu. Can we say Rocky Horror?

So if they had a row, who would win? Keanu or Bruce Lee?
ewallace
03-06-2002, 11:46 AM
Michael Dudikoff would decimate all. Do you forget he is a ninja?