Day Seven: Half way home

[KC Elbows]

We've got to day seven of the time
When all of the time I always must rhyme
and I can't do kung fu again
except for soft type stuff
Can't move too rough
and the doctor sayd "Sounds to me
like a kidney stone, or maybe three
they say they're more painful than pregnancy!
So you must now take it much more easily!"

But at least my pain is not near the most
more pain goes to each member who reads my posts.

I'd like to apologize to kung fu online
for this rhyming most all of the time
has caused many bad things these days
I'm sure JWT could have broke the malaise
and dodged that bad driver with ease
and his bike still would be one piece
if rhymes so **** lame
hadn't thrown off his game
and now his Magoo
is all black and blue
but Tae Li I am not responsible
for the harrassment that one man pulled
The man in the gnoll
who was fondling his dinger
was just dear old Rolls.
Looking for JF Springer
and it made him merry
cuz he thought you were
trained by Marvin Perry
his wet dream, for sure.:eek:
We're glad your OK
and didn't have to make a stand
cause no mortal should ever face
Ralek's powerful sticky hands.:D

[ewallace]

!tinmmad pu yrruh

[JWTAYLOR]

:D

JWT

[Qi dup]

That's cool man, I like to read people's rhyms. I like when people can actually rap about something and not just:

I got 20 guns there tons of fun
My car is pimp **** faster than anyone
THree girls girls riding my shaft you do the math
I make em laugh and they never pass

blah blah blah. I just made that up but lots of raps are just people talking about stupid stuff, no real point. It's ok sometimes, and i do write like that sometimes I admit. But I like how you were able to bring it to a point. I might have said this before but the coolest rhyme ever is in the begining 'triumph' by the wu tang clan.