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African Tiger
03-13-2002, 02:10 PM
Any of you guys have any success with the Deer Exercise? I just printed it off line, and I want to try it soon.

Any problems with it, or unexpected benefits?
ewallace
03-13-2002, 02:19 PM
I just practice basic horizontal sensitivity training on a regular basis.
African Tiger
03-13-2002, 02:22 PM
Basic horizontal sensitivity training...er, ok.

Please explain. Or are you trying to be funny?
ewallace
03-13-2002, 02:26 PM
Sometimes it is referred to in it's ancient form called "Farmer pushing the wheelbarrow". :)
yenhoi
03-13-2002, 02:30 PM
What the hell is Deer Exercise?

And where the hell do you get it?

And what the hell?

hell.
African Tiger
03-13-2002, 02:39 PM
ewallace - actually I think its called Man Riding Bicycle.

Or Couple Riding Hobby Horse, Doing the Horizontal Bop (music optional, preferrably not Yanni or John Tesh - you don't want to fall asleep or vomit during sex)

Yenhoi - The Deer Exercise is a way to build up the tissues of the sexual organs. I believe there is an exercise for both men and women, but the one for men increases semen production and increases control over ejaculations. It's pretty involved, so I can't really go into details here. Read the Tao of Sexology. It will explain it further.
Sharky
03-13-2002, 02:44 PM
yenhoi made me spill my coke

Good sh.it
Badger
03-13-2002, 02:47 PM
Goodnight Everybody!!!!:)





Badger
yenhoi
03-13-2002, 03:37 PM
Oh.

Kinda like the 'love rod' and 'pleasure temple' stuff I found on the net one time when I looked up female ************.

Cool.
norther practitioner
03-13-2002, 04:13 PM
Is it part of that whole taoist controlled discharge thing?
wufupaul
03-13-2002, 04:18 PM
I've tried the deer exercise before, it's traditionally used to increase semen production. For the average person, though, it puts you in the mood more often, so you'll be running around acting like Austin Powers all the time, :eek: There's also the deer exercise for women, too, it's supposed to do the same thing. I tried it for a while, I didn't seem to notice a great increase in desire or production, but I was pretty active at the time anyways. African Tiger, I'm not sure if you wanna do this exercise if you're gonna try and move slow with your Romanian lady friend that you mentioned in the other post, :eek:
Stranger
03-13-2002, 04:46 PM
The skinhead from "Some Kind of Wonderful" was named Duncan, not Duff.

"Hey, I didn't know Jenn's lived in henhouse. It must be a henhouse because all I see is chickensh1t!"

"I think it is safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact."

:D :D :D :D :D
wufupaul
03-13-2002, 05:07 PM
Thanks, Stranger, you're right, I just watched it again. That's what I get for trying to post it from memory, :D Oh, send me your address again, and I'll send you that info. I lost your contact info when excite switched servers.
Mutant
03-13-2002, 05:27 PM
I learned the deer exercise about 5 years ago from a taoist monk named Kwan Sihung. It was a part of the 5 Animals Play chi gung set. It was a short form, I remember some of the basic movements, but probably couldnt do it correctly with breathing etc. I thought it was kind of silly when I learned it, and I never practiced it much afterwards (it really was weird, like jumping around making antler postures with your hands, makes me laugh just thinking about it), but it was pretty good exercise, leg & torso workout, kind of like doing a tan tui set.

I don't know if thats the same deer excersize you were talking about. If I had known that it was supposed to give my schlong super powers, I would have kept practicing the crazy thing! :D
African Tiger
03-13-2002, 05:37 PM
Not quite, Mutant. It is a Taoist art, but it is hardly considered Qi Gung. I'm really not sure where it falls into the Taoist arts.

It pretty much (and I know I'm gonna be censored like crazy) involves warming the hands and placing one warmed hand onto the scrotum, and rubbing your pelvis - slightly above the Tan Tien - with the other.

The second part of the exercise is tightening the anal muscles, which I would assume involves the puebococx (sp) as well. The ultimate result would be controlling ejaculation, and increasing sperm production.

WuFu - just saving it for future reference, should my friend and I grow that close :D
Mutant
03-13-2002, 05:51 PM
Bahahaha ROFLMFAO!!!!

Now thats funny :D

That's even weirder than the sh!t that I learned, i was WAY off!
hehehe...
There's another name for that excercise, has something to do with a monkey, not a deer...don't worry, I heard that it won't really make you go blind, thats an old wife's tale.

Have fun with that Romanian chick!!! ;)
dezhen2001
03-13-2002, 05:56 PM
i thought that was called "choking the chicken"???:confused:
:D

david
Silumkid
03-13-2002, 05:57 PM
No no no...in all civilized circles it is referred to as "scrubbing the carrot".

Viddy well, little brothers....viddy well.
African Tiger
03-13-2002, 06:00 PM
No, no no! Blessing the Bishop! Five Fingers of Funk, the Five Knuckle Shuffle on the Pi$$ Pump! Fist of Fury!

Funny, there is an exercise in the Tao of Sexology that resembles...er, self love. It's a strengthening and desensitation exercise. And for some reason, it causes you to buy special razors for your hands...:p
Silumkid
03-13-2002, 06:14 PM
You have forced me into revealing the name of the Ultimate Technique....Shining the Helmet of the Purple Warrior!

aka Priming the Warhead of the Mighty Moisture Missile!

Keep 'em coming, lads!
Serpent
03-13-2002, 07:03 PM
Spanking The Monkey

Irritating The Love Python

One Armed Workout

Polishing The Pork Sword

next!
dezhen2001
03-13-2002, 07:09 PM
this is definately gonna get moderated :D

david
old jong
03-13-2002, 07:15 PM
Well!... (http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Sounds/sex.wav) ;)
Mutant
03-13-2002, 07:26 PM
Don't forget: WAXING THE DOLPHIN!! :eek: :D
African Tiger
03-13-2002, 07:27 PM
My innocent request for information on a healthy Taoist sexual exercise, has turned into a spank-o-fest. A circle jerk. A room full of jacks!

Well let me expell my demons out of here!
Martial Joe
03-13-2002, 08:04 PM
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Go there...trust me;)
Martial Joe
03-13-2002, 08:04 PM
it wont work so change the stars to the P word...
Serpent
03-13-2002, 08:09 PM
Hey Joe. We take the topic way off topic and statr discussing euphemisms for making the Pink Snake Spit, and you want us to check out a pen!s enlargement site!?

I think you have issues!

What's up man?
Martial Joe
03-13-2002, 08:14 PM
Nothing man...

Check that out...im doing the new milk and the fatboy...porn..here I come...hahaha
Serpent
03-13-2002, 08:20 PM
Somebody call a taxi for Martial Joe!

;)
Martial Joe
03-13-2002, 09:16 PM
:p
jon
03-13-2002, 09:53 PM
Most disturbing thread yet?
:eek: :rolleyes: :D
ewallace
03-14-2002, 08:12 AM
Yeah these terms for the purple-headed-yogurt-slinger must stop. I really don't need to know about people buttering their biscuit.

Back to topic, if deer exercise really does increase desire you can count me out. If anything (and my wife whole-heartedly agrees), I am in serious need of Niagra.
guohuen
03-14-2002, 08:12 AM
My stomach hurts from laughing! It's a good thing my broken rib is 14 days old and calmed down now. You guys are cruel. Probably spent too much time hitch hiking in the bathroom!:D
I was with Mutant Warrior. I was trying to envision some kind of sexual power from the same deer pose he was talking about and was very confused!
ewallace
03-14-2002, 08:13 AM
Mutant posed with a deer?
JWTAYLOR
03-14-2002, 09:34 AM
ROFLMMFAO

Polishing the Pork Sword :D

Oh God, make it stop. My balls still hurt from my wreck and that last one is killing me.

JWT