GunnedDownAtrocity
03-15-2002, 12:58 PM
i had to share this. this is what your friendly isp guy has to deal with on a regular basis. i'm mike seals ... this guys first contact. these are the actual notes from his support history.
Mike Seals: Problem: setup
Solution: i really think this guy was tripping his balls off. he would be saying 3 differnet sentences at once and the he would tell you he was wearing glasses. he would also refer to his friend george in ways that did not relate to anything we were talking about. i would tell him to click start and he'd say "george came and visited me last year and all that" and then he'd just stop there was complete silence until i told him to move on in the setup. we got half way through the inetwiz when he said he was looking at a blank screen. my eyes went wide with rage and before i could say anything he said he was back at run. i asked him what happened to the screen we were just working with and he said "it's gone" like it was one of the most profound experiences of his life. going through the wizard again he started arguing with me when we got to connection name. i told him to clear out connection to the phone number and he said "no .. no . .. not really." i asked him to clear it out again and he said he didn't know about all that. finally we got past this step and for no apparent reason, and without warning, he hung up. if he calls in normal one day he was definatley tripping.
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Mike Seals: Problem: he was having problems with his meds that "really rocked his cage."
Solution: he said that he "was taking enough bull**** medicine that would really flip your lid and all like that . .. pcp . .. toxic chemical crap ..its time to kick back .. the medication is kicked in and im kicked back. " he then told me that george is coming in from chicago. george "is a computer **** wizard and all like that." he told me it "seems like a big eye" and i told him to have a nice day.
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Jim George: Problem: think that he just really wasn't sure how to get online
Solution: showed him how to open IE and then click connect to get online
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Bryan Bess: Problem: ack, says he is getting the line is busy, so he wanted to change his password?
Solution: Well he really had no idea what his password was even though he just opened up his account like 4 days ago. He starts going on about his scanner, and his friend George again. This guy is just completely insane
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Michael Rine: Problem: jesus christ
Solution: jesus christ
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Bryan Bess: Problem: not routing
Solution: ripped and reinstalled DUN and components
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Bryan Bess: Problem: His friend from Chicago was there now to help him connect, wanted the DNS numbers
Solution: Gave them to him.
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Jim George: Problem: wanted to change his homepage
Solution: told him where to change that at
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Michael Rine: Problem: on and on and on and on and on and on and on. asked when Bess would be in, think he wants to come out and have Bess show him some stuff
Solution: changed password to 2327546. asked him to make sure he calls and talks to Bess before he tries to come out
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Desi Lekanudos: Problem: called to ramble on and on and on and on....and on and on and on..... he's still talking....
Solution: no real problems, needs to befriend Captnsolo.. they could have conversations that would last months
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Joe Reed: Problem: called to ramble on again
Solution:
Mike Seals: Problem: setup
Solution: i really think this guy was tripping his balls off. he would be saying 3 differnet sentences at once and the he would tell you he was wearing glasses. he would also refer to his friend george in ways that did not relate to anything we were talking about. i would tell him to click start and he'd say "george came and visited me last year and all that" and then he'd just stop there was complete silence until i told him to move on in the setup. we got half way through the inetwiz when he said he was looking at a blank screen. my eyes went wide with rage and before i could say anything he said he was back at run. i asked him what happened to the screen we were just working with and he said "it's gone" like it was one of the most profound experiences of his life. going through the wizard again he started arguing with me when we got to connection name. i told him to clear out connection to the phone number and he said "no .. no . .. not really." i asked him to clear it out again and he said he didn't know about all that. finally we got past this step and for no apparent reason, and without warning, he hung up. if he calls in normal one day he was definatley tripping.
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Mike Seals: Problem: he was having problems with his meds that "really rocked his cage."
Solution: he said that he "was taking enough bull**** medicine that would really flip your lid and all like that . .. pcp . .. toxic chemical crap ..its time to kick back .. the medication is kicked in and im kicked back. " he then told me that george is coming in from chicago. george "is a computer **** wizard and all like that." he told me it "seems like a big eye" and i told him to have a nice day.
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Jim George: Problem: think that he just really wasn't sure how to get online
Solution: showed him how to open IE and then click connect to get online
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Bryan Bess: Problem: ack, says he is getting the line is busy, so he wanted to change his password?
Solution: Well he really had no idea what his password was even though he just opened up his account like 4 days ago. He starts going on about his scanner, and his friend George again. This guy is just completely insane
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Michael Rine: Problem: jesus christ
Solution: jesus christ
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Bryan Bess: Problem: not routing
Solution: ripped and reinstalled DUN and components
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Bryan Bess: Problem: His friend from Chicago was there now to help him connect, wanted the DNS numbers
Solution: Gave them to him.
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Jim George: Problem: wanted to change his homepage
Solution: told him where to change that at
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Michael Rine: Problem: on and on and on and on and on and on and on. asked when Bess would be in, think he wants to come out and have Bess show him some stuff
Solution: changed password to 2327546. asked him to make sure he calls and talks to Bess before he tries to come out
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Desi Lekanudos: Problem: called to ramble on and on and on and on....and on and on and on..... he's still talking....
Solution: no real problems, needs to befriend Captnsolo.. they could have conversations that would last months
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Joe Reed: Problem: called to ramble on again
Solution: