Stupid stunts in a fight.

[red_fists]

Hey, everybody.

What are the stupid things/techs that Guys have tried to pull on you in a fight?

I am talking real life situations here, not tourneys or sport comps.

One of my favorite ones happened in a pub.
2 Guys behind me started to shove each other around and one guy bumped into me causing me to spill some amber.
So I turned round and told him to buy me a new one when the fight is over and turned back.

Now the little bright spark decides to let me have a rabbit punch into the kidney region.
After which I turned and nailed him in the kisser with my helmet (love FF-Helmet fu)and started to explain to him that punching my Kidneys is useless as I got a Bikers Jacket on with a sawn in Kidney belt & Biker pants underneath, and that those are designed to protect me coming off a Bike at about high speeds.

And I love the Guys that grab your shirt and try to explain to you what pains and aches they will give you as soon as they are finished talking.
Ooh, pls, do that. I can do some nice things to that wrist, arm & elbow while you talk big.
:D :D

Last one for now is the TKD Guy that decided to do a nice sweeping kick. hooked a chair & Table with foot and floored himself due to lag of space for such a stunt.
So what amazing things have guys tried to pull on you??

[Chris McKinley]

I had an "incident" outside of a bar & grill after work one evening. I'm in a shirt, tie and slacks hanging out in the bar area. This girl was with her friends at a table in the bar area and a guy comes in and sits down at the next table over with his friends. Ol' girl starts shouting taunts at him (they obviously used to be in a relationship) and he taunts back. She won't leave him alone, and eventually he gets up and stands in front of her table shouting. This goes on back and forth for a while till she stands up and gets in his face.

He starts shoving her at this point, so I decide maybe I ought to step in. One of my "hot buttons" is guys who beat up women. Now, by all rights, this chick was egging it on, but she was about to get hurt as he starts escalating the shoves and pushes her into the brick partition between the bar and the restaurant area, so I go over and tap him on the shoulder. I ask him if he'll go outside and cool off. He gets the hint and says something about "we'll go outside alright", blah, blah.

Now I'm 22 at the time and still have a bit of young ******* punk in me, so when we get outside, I tell him I'll give him the first shot free (yes, I realize this was epicly stupid). He pops off a typical round punch and lands me square on the lip. I suppose he was smart enough to figure out that it was my turn now, so he thinks he'll be clever and tell me that he's a wrestler and how he's going to kick my ass. He shoots for the double leg, so I grab his head and feed him a knee.

He arches back involuntarily and his nose is just blowing blood all over me. He goes down unconscious and I check to see if he's still breathing and beating. Since he is, I haul my ass on home.

The more humorous epilogue to this is that when I get home, one of my roommates is outside our apartment on his first date with a girl he'd been mackin for months. I come walking up with a shirt solid red from collar to belt on the front. Even with a feeble attempt at explanation, the poor girl bolts and doesn't come back. My boy was piiisssed.

[Sharky]

Uh.... you let him have a shot first?!??!

What kind of bushido mental warrior bullsh!t is that?

[red_fists]

Originally posted by Sharky
Uh.... you let him have a shot first?!??!

What kind of bushido mental warrior bullsh!t is that?

I don't know if used correctly this tactic can work very well.

I am not kidding ya.

[Sharky]

Yeah, but not if you *actually* go through with it.

[red_fists]

Yep, nobody sez you have to wait until he lands his punch, before you start your own stuff.

:D :D

[Kristoffer]

cool story, liked it

[JWTAYLOR]

Actually I have seen the "I'll give a you the first shot" line work very well.

The guy (actually a car racing friend of mine) says to the guy he's squared off to, "I'll even give you the first shot", and then BAM, nailed the guy.

It seemed to really put him at ease and drop his guard for a moment.
JWT

[DelicateSound]

I had a guy pick up a table lamp and swing for me. It was still plugged in at the wall and his arm stopped about a foot from my face where [cool as hell] I just smacked him down with a right cross.

Everyone said I looked the King Of Cool [TM] 'cause I didn't even move when he swung, but if the plug had jerked out I'd have looked like such a nob.

Ah well - good luck comes to those who react slowly :)

[Tigerstyle]

LOL @ JWT and Delicate!

[joedoe]

If you are pretty sure you can take the hit, then it can be pretty unsettling for your opponent when they hit you and nothing happens. This once happened in an altercation with my father years ago - he sucker punched me and then landed another before I pushed him away. He was rather shaken by the fact that he got two clean shots in on me and I didn't even move.

Ironically since that fight our relationship just got better and better.

[LEGEND]

This one fight I saw...was hilariously...it was asians vs. asians...I saw one guy do the flying dragon kick...u know the one BRUCE LEE does...like on the cover of DRAGON the BRUCE LEE STORY...he didn't even connect and landed on cement...he wasn't hurt but had a split on his pants...

[9Dragons]

A bigger guy once told me he was gonna smash my head in with a chair he was holding.
He should have lifted the chair first... :)
I broke his nose with my left punch....:D
We became good buddies not long after that...:D

[Chris McKinley]

LOL These responses have been funny. Guys, please understand that giving the guy a free first shot didn't have anything at all to do with Budo or any other form of mental strategery. It was a stupid macho bullsh*t move on my part, nothing more. I was only 22 and full of p*ss and vinegar, as they say.

[umgong]

In the 60's, it was the macho thing to do...letting the other guy take the first shot. We were also into fairness and all that idealistic stuff.
Also we internal stylists wanted to test ourselves as much as possible, so when we had an opportunity we took it.

My grandfather was dying of cancer when he was in his 70's and he was a bagua boxer (too many cigarettes). My youngest brother and I flew to Hawaii to visit with him and I had an a**hole husband of my cousin...he felt all m.a.s were phonies and one or two punches would wipe out any m.a.. So we were at a family get together when my grandfather asked my brother and I to give a demonstration of our martial skill. My brother had belonged to a club for four years and learned northern style. So we did a very brief demo for the family and as we were talking separately to our family members my cousin's husband walked up as if to shake hands and hit me in the solar plexus with a corkscrew punch...no warning, no pre move. I trapped his follow-up punch and I glared at him saying, "You're married to family....you get one punch." I let him go and he look stunned.
Apparently he's slow and I'm slower, when I was helping my grandfather get to my uncle's car, my cousin's husband again took the opportunity and hit me with a cross hook to the jaw and one to the gut. I had my hands on my grandfather to help him walk.
I must have had a weird look on my face because my cousin's husband put his hands up in surrender and immediately retreated.
My grandfather then gave me a very nice compliment about my future as a martial artist. I am still trying to live up to his compliment. (I stopped teaching publicly in 2001) (I am not doing that well...as I still get in fights....at age 53, but it is usually to defend others. I still need to learn to always take the higher ground.)

Even though he was very sick, he could easily beat my brother who he asked to attack him in anyway that he could. My brother couldn't even touch him. My grandfather said that he didn't want to compare skills with me. (I hope to get up to his skill level someday.)

[sphynx]

i thought it was rather funny....years ago in high school a friend of mine was having an argument with another guy...this guy goes to pick up a desk (an older style one) and the thing must have weighed 50+ pounds, only to find he couldnt weild it like a baseball bat. my friend laid him out before it even got high enough to swing ;)

[straight blast]

The stupidest thing I've ever seen was by a guy I went to school with. He sent away to a magazine & bought a black belt & wore it to school. And I'm talking senior school (17+). I was giving him a hard time about it and he challenged me. So being young, dumb, & full of.....'beans' I said sure.

We met after school next to the demountable classroom and he's standing there in his black belt & school uniform and he strikes some stupid pose. I just looked at him. He then did something I've never even heard of before. If just surprise could win a fight I would have been hammered on the spot. He bent forward until his face was facing the ground and he couldn't see me, and then he ran forward throwing little uppercuts at the air, none of which reached higher than belt height.

As he started this somewhat nontraditional attack a good six feet away from me I had plenty of time to react and when he came rushing in I just pivoted and used his momentum to push him into the metal wall of the demountable I'd been using to cover my back. He hit it at a rate of knots with the top of his head, made a sort of "Whuff!" sound, and passed out unconscious on the ground.

The best part was when the teachers were called (the "fight" took place about five minutes after school finished) I was let off because I didn't hit him in any way and I didn't start anything.

LMAO!!! :D :D :D

[dezhen2001]

:D that was nice straightblast! LMAO!

the funniest thing i've seen didn't actually happen to me, it happened to a friend...

We were in the final year of High School and just hanging outside the school at break. In my town (which is small) there has always been a rivalry between the Army Cadets and the Air Cadets. My mate was in the air cadets. A really small guy, around 5'3". A gang of 3 big guys from the army cadets walked up to us and started calling him names and threating to 'beat him up'. We walked off and were left alone for a while.

The bell rang, so i said bye to my mate and left to go to class. As my mate was walking down the road, one of the huge guys rushed him from behind. This guy was a member of the rugby team soi was pretty big and tried to tackle him. My mate turned at the last minute and basically powerslammed the guy to the tarmac! The funniest thing was seeing the guys look of disbelief and amazement as my small mate threw him thru the air! His eyes were bulging and his mouth was open... then he hit the ground, winded. My mate just left him there and went to class! :D

Another thing that happened to me was that i used ot get bullied when i was younger. Well, one of the guys cornered me and was gonna punch me. As he did so, i tried to move out of the way, by turning slightly. My bag swung round and he caught his thumb on it. I heard the sound as it broke! He punched without clenchng his thumb round the fist! i just ran off! :D

ah, those were the days...
david

[guohuen]

In a classic missunderstanding;) I was invited to spend 45 days in jail. This big tall fool was insistant on boxing with me. Nothing above the shoulders or below the belt. After two minutes of trading punches he got frustrated because I was working his chest pretty well and threw a big roundhouse at my head. I ducked and he hit the steel I beam I was backing myself up with taking the skin off of three knuckles exposing the bone. I smiled and walked away. The place exploded with laughter. "Don't *uck with wildman, he'll hit you with the building!!!"

[dezhen2001]

:D wildman?

david

[guohuen]

In '78 I had very long hair and beard. ( think michael palin in monty python)

[JWTAYLOR]

Hippie.

JWT

[guohuen]

:D

[scotty1]

Shouldn't this thread be called 'Cunning stunts in a fight?'
:D :p

[Mr Punch]

Drunken man: "I warn you: I know tiger style."

Gets into some kind of stance.

Falls on his ass.

I nearly followed, doubled up!

[DelicateSound]

Guohuen IS Michael Palin's stunt double!!!

[guohuen]

That's wwwwanda! "Ittts" No, Sorry. Can't do voices. Only singing, not speaking. Been told at different times that I look like Georgie Best, Franco Harris, Paul McCartney and Cat Stevens. Go figure.:confused:

[DelicateSound]

If I ever need to replace the tramp that lives under my nearby roadbridge......... :D

[guohuen]

I've been doing my chinese squats and growing my beard for just that purpose!!!:D

[guohuen]

For qualification I'll offer this. I received a letter postmarked from seatle witha return address of mercy mission, 1st st. It read something like this.
Dear friend;
My name is the Reverend John Smith. Perhaps you have heard of me and my temperance movement? Every year I tour the country preaching on the evils of alcohol. As I preach our dear friend Tom Brown would sit on the edge of the stage and blear leacherously at the audience through bloodshot eyes and nod occasionally as I would point him out as an example of the total devestation caused by the demon alcohol. Unfortunately our dear friend passed away early this winter. Your name was given to me by a mutual friend so I was wondering if you would be available for our spring 1977 tour?
Yours in Faith
John Smith

[ratman201]

I have a rather sad story that took place early Sunday morning. So friends of my had a huge party in west Philadelphia to "celebrate" thier eviction from the house they have lived in for 6+ years (they didn't do anything the landlord isold the building and the new owner is using the property for another purpose). Around 6 am so kids rolled through act a bit rowdy. They were asked to settled down but they persisted. My two of my friends escorted them out and down the block to make sure that they left. When these kids(I'll call them kids cause they have the intellegence of a 6th graders) proceeded to attack my two friends (6 vs. 2). They took turns holding my boys down and stomping on thier heads. One recived 10 staples in his head. The other while he has not acute injury his face is severly disfigured and the doctors said that he is lucky to not have any brain damage. After inquiring about the attackers I was told "I wouldn't do anything if I were you they might just shoot you". This is where law, kung fu, and social morals break down. If anyone goes to the cops they may have to go into hiding, and any kind of "street justice" could get more of my friends hurt or killed. This is what I fear more than any thing a groug of thugs with rather low intellegence, no morals, who don't care who lives or dies. Its just a sad story I thought I'd share. My friends had no chance and are lucky to be alive.

[DelicateSound]

Not to sound like an egotistical twat, but if that were my friends, the people responsible would be in the A+E, receiving emergency attention.


If that's the way round there - do as to others......


Hope your pals are OK.

[ratman201]

Not to be a **** but you'd be dead(though I don't know you so maybe not). I've met them, the all carry guns all the time(I've seen them before). A while back they also took the liberty of breaking both the legs of a bartender friend cause he kicked them out of his bar. Unfortunatly they are kind of thugs that have two names and that doesn't help in tracking them down. And my gut instinct is to hunt them down, and I do have shadey ass string that I can pull, I'm just wondering if it is worth someone I know getting caught in the crossfire.

[Lust]

That's why it's bad to fight thugs in the U.S, they all carry guns. While in Canada there are less guns but probably more knives. Guns are more dangerous and harder to get, but knives are easy. If they are what you say they are, then you should just leave, your kung fu won't stop a bullet.

[red_fists]

Lust.

NO, NO, you need to do it like Americans do.
Everybody carries a LARGE Gun so that when 6 Guys attack you with their Guns, you simply whip yours out and shoo them dead.
:D :D :D
Than you jump on your Horse and ride int the sunset. Ouch, sizzle ouch.
The "Hiyoo Silver" is optional.

I like the Cowboy mentality, and their realistic approach.
BTW, only wussies & Anti-Americans in the USA refuse to carry Guns or wanna control them.

Nuff said.

[Lust]

yea but I'm from Canada so were not allowed. No guns in the country could be a plus, no bullies shooting up the school and rednecks shooting tresspasers, btw thnx for the reply on my other question.

[Ryu]

so many hardened "tough" guys on the forum. :D
I never knew. I bow before all of you. :rolleyes:

LOL :D

Ryu

[brothernumber9]

in 88' I was in highschool. There was a cornerstore only a hundred yards away from the school that students would frequent throughout the day. One time I went there to buy some combos ( yes the crunchy pretzel cheeze snack ) since I would only get a dollar for lunch. Two guys that hung out around the store, used to skip class, drink Jack and smoke weed, and were close friends, started to fight for whatever reason. Both thought they were tough guys ( listen to punk music, wore jean everything, never showered, rarely shaved, and always smelled like smoke). They both went to the ground in the side parking lot.
there was broken glass all the time everywhere on the ground.
One guy named Brook got the upper hand as they were wrastlin in the glass and got his buddy Brenden in a rear choke on the ground, kinda like a sleeper hold. He noticed one of Brendan's shoes fell off while they were fighting and that his foot got a little bloody from the broken glass.

While he has him in a choke/sleeper he starts yelling "WHERE's YOUR SHOE!?!? WHERE"S YOUR SHOE?!!?" each time he yells he yolks the hell out of his friend. It was hilarious. No one got seriously hurt and they broke it off a minute later.
I guess loosing your shoe in a fight with him is a serious offense
There were fights all the time where I went to school and somehow I got to see most of them. alot of em were funny

[yu shan]

If you are a serious MA, no matter what style, pay attention to what is going on around you. Think positive, if someone gives you a hard time, talk positive about him/her, could get you out of a jam, buyem a beer for peetsakes, but should be no room for error. If push comes to shove, do what it takes, time to practice your art...

[DelicateSound]

At the end of the day it is weighing up option. If your friends are more important to you than the "consequences" [which I really doubt include death] then you make a stand, be it legally, violently or with the use of a large brick, a litre of petrol a cigarette lighter and the guy's car.



As some of you may know [I think I've posted it before] when I was 13 I got twatted badly by 3 19 year olds. No reason except that I had no cigarettes on me. Messed me up pretty bad, but it's what got me into Martial Arts.


At the age of 15 I still couldn't take these guys, and was far from the "enlightened" :) man that I am now, so I paid a friends brother £30 to set fire to one of the guys' house and car.



Maybe I was petty. Maybe I was a d!ck. I look back and think I was. But at the time it was what I needed. No-one got hurt, but the knob lost his house and car. Enough for me.

[DelicateSound]

Oh, and Ryu is greek - therefore irradicating any possible chance that he could oneday obtain the status of "hard".



:D

[Qi dup]

Man DS, I never knew you were so hardcore. That's some crazy stuff!

[JWTAYLOR]

DS, now THAT's my kind of fightin'.

Good job. Please note my surprising LACK of sarcasm.

JWT

[DelicateSound]

surprising LACK of sarcasm


:D Knowing you Texans that is sarcasm within sarcasm.... :)

I'm not going to try and decipher your ideas over the Net JWT, not after seeing a photo of you and your god :) but anyway....



As for "hardcore"... No.
Stupid yes.
Completely against my present moral belief system, yes.
Regretful yes.


But hardcore - no. If I was "hard" I would have done it myself, or maybe with some mates, but you're 15 and stupid, this sh!t happens.

It's funny, but back then I though I was a real tough guy getting "revenge" on the local knobs. Now if I meet new people and they ask me about the scar, I always end the story telling them how I "walked away" and didn't let it get to me, and I get such a better reaction. Maybe it takes more of a man to do that sh!t.

[Julien]

losing your shoe in a fight is a horrible offense? i remember many 'fights' from the 2nd grade where when one lost their hat, the other stopped and returned it to them... odd children, we were

[scotty1]

DS -

"At the end of the day it is weighing up option. If your friends are more important to you than the "consequences" [which I really doubt include death] then you make a stand, be it legally, violently or with the use of a large brick, a litre of petrol a cigarette lighter and the guy's car."

Mate its a different situation over there. People will kill other people for not much more than what we would term a mild slight.

Fukking about with guys that carry guns around with them is not a good idea, esp. if u know from previous experience that they're the kind of people that would use them.

Violence begets violence. Take a stand yeah, go to the police, but
"Not to sound like an egotistical twat, but if that were my friends, the people responsible would be in the A+E, receiving emergency attention. "

Then they would get out, come back and shoot you. Bottom line is, they'd be prepared to go further than you would be. Otherwise they'd be lying in a morgue rather than A+E. Doing anything less than killing those sorts of people in that sort of situation is IMO asking for it.

Reality check man. Things you can get away with in Stoke are going to get you killed in a place like Philadelphia.

[DelicateSound]

:D

Take it with a pinch of salt mate. :) I know it is a different world over there [and in some parts of this place] where people will just shoot you for kicks. I've all over the States and while I ain't seen a shooting I have seen some bad sh!t.

I never was really giving "advice", just some experience etc. In a way I was advocating against violence, as I agree now wholeheartedly that violence begets violence. You in a way can take it anyway that you like. In a way, I was prepared to make "amends". In a way it demonstrates perfectly what NOT to do :D

However, in the place I am now - I would back up my mates - cause I know they'd do the same for me. I'd find someway to rectify the karma of things.



But yeah - getting shot by some d!ck-headed Yank would be no fun.

[chingei]

Originally posted by DelicateSound
:


But yeah - getting shot by some d!ck-headed Yank would be no fun.


what kind of ****-head would you like to be shot by?

[scotty1]

"what kind of ****-head would you like to be shot by?"

One with a water pistol.

[guohuen]

JW, be nice to DS or he'll send Ozzy over to p*ss on the Alamo again!

[DelicateSound]

I myself have p!ssed up the Space Needle, and up a large tree next to the rim of the grand canyon. I think it was a pine tree.


I count the bout of excessive urination on the Space Needle [the "leg" nearest the big car park] as one of my biggest achievements. It feels like I p!ssed on every middle-class Washington Wino....... :)

[Kristoffer]

stupid stunt number 6:
Start peeing on his mother

[dezhen2001]

nice one DS :D

david

[Boffo]

When I was 21 I dated this girl who happened to brag to everyone at her job about my muay thai and wing chun and kali training. This meant that when I came to pick her up at the end of her shift, all the guys now wanted to share their stories of their skills with me, since you can't have an American guy in suburbia who doesn't do martial arts.

The coworkers that simply hadn't been lying about their 'skills' had basically been to various belt factories. It was easy enough to tell. Anyway, after about a week, except for one lying idiot, everyone stopped with the martial arts talk. And the idiot I basically ignored. Big mistake...

The guy decides to try and impress me or something. When he hears me coming to get my girlfriend, he grabs a broomstick and hides behind a corner. When I come walking past he yells and attacks with the broom stick, bringing it straight down on my head, in a clumsy sword attack.

Except that when he yelled, I pivoted, saw the movement, and in a moment of sheer panic, kicked out. No fancy Kali deflection followed by a snake or vine to disarm him. Nothing like that. Years of martial arts training evaporated in the face of an actual threat. I just kicked.

By fortune (or misfortune), my kick nailed the broomstick on the 'hilt'. Since he was holding and swinging it wrong (loose fingers on the actual strike), it went right out of his hands and the end went into his face.

I saw something small flash up into the air from the vicinity of his head.

He collapsed to the floor and curled into a ball. That action and the flying object I thought somehow I had popped out his eyeball.

For the record, I'm not a tough guy. Not on the forums and not in person. While I originally studied the martial arts out of physical insecurity, I've never been keen on actually hurting people. So the thought that I had just removed a person's eyeball was terrifying to me.

For the next five minutes I tried to coax him out of his ball so I could check his face. I was pleading with him, with God, and everything else in this universe that he was going to be okay.

Finally he uncurled. The first thing I noticed was that his glasses were missing a lens. I had popped his glasses. I breathed a loud sigh of relief and praised the powers that be.

So I helped him to his feet, and made it clear to him that surprising a trained martial artist was dangerous. I didn't bother telling him that if the attack had been done with any skill he would have clobbered me. Why arm an idiot? I told him that I wouldn't tell anyone (I'm a nice guy at heart), and that it could remain between us.

Well, the next time I go to pick up my girlfriend, he has seen fit to tell the story to everyone. Except in his version, we had a full-out battle with me pulling out various weapons while he held me off with the broomstick.

What a pr!ck...

[roughnready]

some guy tried to do a backhand string in order to avoid my jabs

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i thought this thread could be revived.

[neptunesfall]

ok...this one comes from when i was like 8 yrs old or so...
got into a fight with a kid from the neighborhood (very common occurance) and in the middle of it, he decided to climb up a fence (??) and throw kicks at me (!?). after missing a kick, i grabbed his ankle with one hand and his balls with the other and slammed him into the ground.

this one isn't a real fight, but really funny to me...
when i was like 10 or so i was in shotokan karate and for yellow belt test, we had to spar the sensei. obviously he took it easy on us.
sensei threw a big crescent kick way over my head and his foot landed on the other side of me. he had his back to me so i took the opportunity...and kicked him square in the ass. he had to stop sparring from laughing too hard.

[ricksitterly]

i was at a frat party a while back. I was 18 yrs old, and drunk, and I decided it would be pretty funny if I threw some shampoo at this guy who kept hitting on the girl I was there with. I really didnt want to fight him, only to throw the shampoo on him ( I was VERY mature back then, as you can see ), and incidentally, the shampoo just happened to land right on the crotch area of his pants. I SWEAR I wasnt aiming there, but he decided to flip out anyway. He put his hands up in a martial arts pose and executed a spear hand thrust at my stomache! (a spear hand is a technique when four fingers -excluding thumb- are thrust at the target). I'm not really sure who the hell taught him how to fight, but he was very confident. It really had no effect on me, since I was doing very high impact training at the time. After he made the strike he kept his hand out there, and it was shaking! It was like a bruce lee movie pose or something. In my happy drunkenness, I actually laughed and told him to stop doing that or I would get angry. I wasnt sure if he was serious yet. But alas, he tried the same move again!!! And after striking my stomache, he left his hand out shaking, still against my solar plexus, as if I was going to collapse or something any minute lke in the movies. By now I was annoyed, and I grabbed his hand and twisted it as hard as I could. He was bent over in pain and I kicked him once with my boot. Right away someone broke us apart and after that he sat in the corner holding his wrist for the rest of the night. I stayed and drank with his friends. The whole incident actually took place in the bathroom. We kept seeing this kid at parties after that too.

[friday]

hmmm when i was 11 and in primary school we were all playing handball as usual during lunch. anyway this idiot kept pushing in and not waiting in line properly i warned him not to do it again. so he agrees and as soon as he gets out playing he pushes in again. being really peed off now cos i was waiting in line, i grabbed him put him in an arm lock and slammed him against the wall. trapping him to the wall he wasn't able to get out of it...everyone knows how stand up locks are so difficult to hold ;).

so being the mr nice guy i told him to stop pushing in. he said yes yes he would. he asked me to let him go. and i said ok if i let u go you have to agree to stop this and not fight as well. he agreed. the next thing u know being so innocent i let go of him and turn my back to him and he throws a punch at my back which lands with a thump. being my back i didnt' feel a thing. anyway he tells me off and says he is gonna sue me :rolleyes: and me being a 11 yr old believed him. i went with my friend to ask my teacher whether i would get sued and would i need a lawyer lol. :p

not being familiar with the law i was really worried !!:(

[Excession]

friday
I don't believe your story :mad: EVERY American knows that what makes their legal system the BEST is that they're not responsible for their own actions.:D

[norther practitioner]

I saw an interesting fight the other day. This girl, prob. about 22, 5'9" and 140-150lbs. Beat the living daylights out of her ex-boyfriend. He was about the same height, maybe a little smaller. She was yelling at him about "that ***** **** b1tch." I'm guessing he cheated on her with this other girl standing in the backround. Setting is an alley between an apartment building and parking lot, across the street from a club. So, anyhow, the dude was firing back comments that were kind of funny to here (talking smack about some "features" of his ex, including desciptive slams on her labia). Well, that set her off, she started waling on him, he tried defending himself, got one or two good shots in. Then bam, it happend, she decked him in the jaw, cleanest shot I've seen in a while. It is apparent that she trained in some sort of kickboxing or something, her techs were pretty good. So the stupid stunt comes from the other girl standing in the backround. At this point the guy is on all fours the ex standing over him, yelling and screaming, the "new" girl standing behind her, ran over screaming, trying to push the ex over the guy (think school yard, someone getting on all fours behind someone and another person pushing them over.) Well the ex heard her coming turned, grabbed her, used the ex as a pivot point and threw this chick into a metal post, splitting her forehead. This all happend in less than a minute, just starting to get a crowd, and then it all got broken up. I just want to know what the new girl was thinking, her being maybe 5'3" and 125, and this other chick beating the hel1 out of her boy.

[45degree fist]

So last Saturday night after a club let out me and my friends were Parking lot pimpin when a chick fight broke out. It was pretty cool because one of these girls lost her top. well anyways the girl who lost her top was getting beat down pretty bad she was on the ground and when the other girl tried to pick her up by the hair the topless girl launched an elbow right into her opponents face. I guess the stupid stunt was the clothed girl trying to pull the other girls hair.

[Shah]

(Insert sarcastic undertone here): Aren't you just a bada$$ piamp :rolleyes: