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Chang Style Novice
03-19-2002, 09:47 AM
How would you handle an attack from a giant asteroid blindsiding you?

Funny thing is, it nearly happened. (http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/03/19/asteroid.blindside/index.html)
ewallace
03-19-2002, 10:17 AM
Qi projection. Either that or I would just let it hit me in the ass...cushion the blow a little.
DelicateSound
03-19-2002, 12:15 PM
I would have been to busy crapping myself to do anything.

I'd like to face the moment of destruction in sheer terror - just for authenticity.
DelicateSound
03-19-2002, 12:18 PM
Related article, January 7th:


The space rock 2001 YB5, identified by the arrow, could have wiped out France, according to a scientist in Britain.

How much more do I need to pray?

Man, even outer-space hates the French............
ewallace
03-19-2002, 01:11 PM
If the asteroid misses you don't go to a hockey game...this is sad:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/news/2002/03/19/puck_death_ap/
Budokan
03-21-2002, 08:24 AM
The asteroid wouldn't have to impact France. The French would've just surrendered when they saw it coming.
dezhen2001
03-21-2002, 10:06 AM
:D
Radhnoti
03-21-2002, 10:40 AM
France? ....France? :confused:

I can't think of a country with that name....
OH YEAH, are you guys talking about that currently unclaimed territory of Germany's over in Europe? The one's who have a greatly overblown opinion of their importance and an underappreciation of toothbrushes? OK, I think we're on the same page now.
:D
ewallace
03-21-2002, 12:05 PM
Isn't it ironic that "wine" is associated with the french.
Chang Style Novice
03-22-2002, 06:17 AM
They sure know how to make cheese, though. And they don't skimp on the garlic when they cook. That's enough to spare them, IMO.
S.Teebas
03-23-2002, 08:13 AM
whats wrong with france?? ive seen some pretty cute french babes!