a Boxer dude got beatup.....

[Badger]

by Royce Gracie....so Boxing must suck.
Royce Gracie got beatup by Sakuraba....so BJJ must suck.
Sakuraba got whooped by Silva...so Sak-Fu must suck.
Silva got car-jacked by 3 punk kids...so Silva must suck.
The 3 punks got thrown in jail with Bubba....SO I guess they must suck Bubba.

Any of these can beat BoxerChicw/aDic....SO

I also believe BoxerChicw/aDic(size small) may be Neal Cameron again.



Badger

[ewallace]

Everything is everything, and everything sucks. It is, to the degree of which it sucks, that can determine exactly how much something really does suck.

New Philosophy to live by.

[NafAnal]

LOL that's good sh it

[Chang Style Novice]

Rock is a no-good style because Paper covers it.

Paper is just a McKwoon technique because it is cut by Scissors.

Scissors-fu is sissy ballet since Rock crushes it.

Rock is a no-good style because Paper covers it...

[Ray Pina]

CSN, that is the best post I ever read here.

[GreyMystik]

don't you know it's not the rock or paper or scissors that matters? it's the person weilding it! :D

[Rolling Elbow]

And he who possesses dynamite blow all three up!

o wait....scissors cut wick :-(

[JWTAYLOR]

Those of you who have spend all of your time training rock and are happy to beat scissors are going to be in for a big shock the first time you run up against paper.


JWT

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

you must train all areas of combat or at least a combonation of two. as long as you know rock and sissors no single object will be able to touch you.

god traditionalists are stupid.

[ewallace]

All you need is water.

It's all in the water.

[Chang Style Novice]

Dear God, what have I done?

[ewallace]

Around these parts we call it a "Thread-Jack".

[Badger]

Rock-Scissors-Paper Kungfu also known as Stooge Fu.
Nyuk-Nyuk....Woo..Woo..Woo....


Oh & for jacking the Badgers thread...Why I oughta..........:p

[Justa Man]

STOP THEIF !

[Chang Style Novice]

Oo! A woise guy eh?!!

*pokes Budokan's eyes*

Hey, this stooge fu stuff really woiks! Gnyah-gnyah-gnyah!

I'd feel a lot worse if my original post here didn't have a serious point.

[Stranger]

>Enter Graham Chapman<
"All right, stop this at once! This is far too silly."



>John Cleese voiceover<
"And now for something completely different."

[Qi dup]

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time:)

For the record I favore the straight forward attack of sissors. Rock is to much brute force, and paper is to tajij. Paper sprawls all over rock anyday. paper tries that crap on me I cut him down to his prime.

[Chang Style Novice]

<voice=cotton hill>I done kilt fitty men! Sixteen an' two thirds of em' with rocks, 'nother sixteen an' two thirds with paper, an' the last sixteen an' two thirds with scissors. I had mah shins shot off by th'Tojos an' I'll do as I please!</voice>

I love that show. You have excellent taste, Stranger.

More seriously (sorry), I would consider the 'covering' of paper to be equivalent to na, the 'cutting' of scissors to be equivalent to da and ti and the 'smashing' of rock to equivalent to shuai. Let's see if this holds up...

Will locks and holds effectively counter takedowns?
Will takedowns effectively counter foot and hand strikes?
Will foot and hand strikes effectively counter locks and holds?

I guess 'sometimes, it depends' is the answer to all three.

[Qi dup]

Chang Style Novice, you definatly one of the funniest guys on KFO. cheers!

Without stealing this thread, how are things with the single mom?

[Chang Style Novice]

You clearly have me confused with someone else. I'm not seeing any single mom. I remember reading that, too, but I forget who it was.

Thanks for the compliment. However, in the interest of full disclosure I should note my best (ie: any good at all) material is plagarized.