View Full Version : Yo Mama So Fat or Yo Mama So Ugly?
Chris McKinley
03-23-2002, 01:33 AM
Which is the better pre-emptive attack?
Which does your art specialize in and why?
Silumkid
03-23-2002, 01:43 AM
In ninjutsu, it's Yo Mama so Ugly because she has sneak up on water to get a drink.
guohuen
03-23-2002, 07:59 AM
In Hung Gar it's "Yo Mamma so fat she gave Richard Simmons a brain hemorage just looking at her!"
Justa Man
03-23-2002, 02:40 PM
ba gua zhang likes to use 'your mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs'. that's my new sh!t.
Chris McKinley
03-23-2002, 04:35 PM
LOL @ Baguazhang inside joke. As a Bagua man, I can definitely appreciate that visual. :)
Crimson Phoenix
03-23-2002, 05:16 PM
In my baguazhang it would be "Yo Mama so fat we just can't walk circles around her"
:D
David Jamieson
03-23-2002, 05:50 PM
new stuff.
Hey I uttered out the "pack of hotdogs" line a long time ago on this very forum buddy!
And I stole it myself! :D
peace
rubthebuddha
03-23-2002, 06:57 PM
in wing tsun, it's yo momma so ugly, she couldn't get a date ... on her tombstone
Chang Style Novice
03-23-2002, 07:07 PM
In Shuai Chiao, yo mama smell so bad when we threw down I threw up.
crumble
03-24-2002, 04:46 PM
Because I hit so **** hard, my motto is:
Your momma's so **** fat, when I hit her into the air, she got stuck!
:)
-crumble
NPMantis
03-24-2002, 05:00 PM
In mantis we have many, a reasonable collection can be found at:
http://www.funnymail.com/insuyomo.html
guohuen
03-24-2002, 06:24 PM
Foolish mortals! You cannot resist the power of "Yo mama so ugly her mama fed her with a slingshot!
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