How to be a Ninja

[GeneChing]

http://sthlm.org/~oz/bilder/ninjalesson.jpg

The boss would be annoyed if I didn't mention that you should get your REAL ninja suits at http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/sexyninja.html

[diego]

in 84 right when the ninjaboom hit.

[KC Elbows]

ROTFLMAO!!!!:D :D

Hold on, gotta get one of my black shirts...

[IronFist]

That guy has some other funny stuff on his site as well, including the "god kills" picture.

What's the difference between a Sexy Ninja suit and a regular Ninja suit? Does the sexy one come with the girl?

IronFist

[Stacey]

I'm wearing it now....this is soooo awesome. I'm wearing it tag up. If you tighten it too much its hard to adjust. Wow. This is really great. I used to buy ninja masks in the 80's if I had only known about this. It even looks more real.

I read in a book that ninjas actually used dark blue or grey, whatever, this is sooo ninja. Makes me want to get a kowasaki ninja and a back strap sharpened ninja sword. hiiiiiya

go ninja go ninja go!

[diego]

just tiedye bleach your shizz and it's on.
Seriously tho, learning to make that mask is one of the 4rd or 4th major events from when i first learnded how to think for my own:confused: GAH.. NAH LETSSEE.
the first is when i chased my mom when she drove away from my abusive father, then comes when i got my first girlfriend in kindergarten, then lets see the other is when i was five and my bro"wich became my father after the courts made him leave" taught me how to smoke and steal, Then the ninja thing, i think that's up thier with figuring out sticks make good lightsaber's, and they hurt more then those plastic ****s the lessbroke kids got......those were the day's.
****ing et, member that kid whos like get it uranus, my bro new a kid just like that with the same whiteboy blackhiar curly afro striaght out of 84, looking like a freakin helmet, better then mullets i guess, yah anyway you remember that kid, well my brother knew the exact same kind of kid , and he said that to me, and i really wish i could have knocked him out, or the day they stole a bunch of roman candles and shot them at me and my friends, yeah....those were the day's:(






.:D

[joedoe]

ROFLMAO :D

[logic]

Now I have my costume all planned out for next Holloween.;)

even though I wearing it right now:D :D

[diego]

im getting the feelings half of you are serious, about your new hat that is,lol:) nerds.

[Kristoffer]

HEY THATS A SWEDISH SITE !!HAHAHAHAHAHAA :D
"sthlm" is short for stockholm..

*hrm* *hrm*
wanna say hi to all my peeps.. 'hi'

[HongKongPhooey]

Must attack shaolin temple and assasinate the monks......

<sneak> <sneak>

[GeneChing]

I think the sexy ninja wears one of those cut-off midriff-baring T-shirts. No wait, that's our sexy ninja with the real authentic ninja hoody, not the T-shirt headed wannabees. Maybe the sexy ninja sells better. OK, OK, I'll cop to it - I wrote the ad text for Halloween. It worked. We sold a lot. What can I say? I gotta make a living here. Who can resist a sexy ninja?

[ewallace]

It would be great if on the back of the shirt, while inside out, it read something like "I killed stupid >>". That would round out the whole aura very nicely.

[Ryu]

"Who can resist a sexy ninja?"

Me, I have the iron will of a medieval knight.


;)
I'm working on my humility though....

LOL

Ryu

[Tigerstyle]

GeneChing, you are the greatest. I can't believe I never figured out how to do that on my own :eek: .


Ryu,
No one can resist a sexy ninja. Sexy ninjas are totally sweet!

[Kristoffer]

well u have to admit it depends on the girl.. not so much on the costume :rolleyes:

[GeneChing]

By definition the sexy ninja is sexy. But it doesn't have to be a girl (gotta give face to the women, right stacey?)

It start a whole new fetish, sort of like furries, but ninjas. Then it would just be the costume. There's already a certain B&D element built in, and black is always sexy. Yeah baby, then I'd make some serious sales and could afford to put my kid through college!

[Ryu]

"It start a whole new fetish, sort of like furries, but ninjas. Then it would just be the costume. There's already a certain B&D element built in, and black is always sexy. Yeah baby, then I'd make some serious sales and could afford to put my kid through college"


This from a guy who always claims kids read the forums. :rolleyes:
Don't go too crazy, huh Gene?

Ryu

[Stacey]

You mean like raping turkish children in the mosques?

Ok so the Janisaries did the same when they took Hagia Sophia. Their screams were heard above the church bells.

Then again, I suppose it the janisaries/knights werent doing it, the catholic/muslum priests were.

[wu_de36]

I can't tell if that looks more like a ninja mask or a burqua:)

[Ryu]

More like the fictional Arthurian knights who do only good things. :D

And just like them, I'm about to "vanish" from the history of this thread.

Ryu

[Kristoffer]

gene -

naah it still depends on the girl :p :D

[GeneChing]

Ninja history student gets top marks after handing in 'blank' piece of paper... once her teacher realises her essay is written in invisible ink (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7557597/Japanese-Ninja-history-student-receives-marks-doing-assignment-blank-piece-paper.html)
Eimi Haga had been interested in ninjas and their history since childhood
Professor promised high marks for 'creativity' on writing assignment
First-year student used special paper and ink made from soybean for writing
She nonetheless wrote instructions in regular ink on how to read the assignment
By MAILONLINE REPORTER
PUBLISHED: 04:15 EDT, 10 October 2019 | UPDATED: 10:08 EDT, 10 October 2019

Any student who turns in a blank piece of paper for a writing assignment might expect to fail - unless they were using ninja stealth.

Eimi Haga, in her first year of studying ninja history at Japan’s Mie University, did just that when she was asked to write about a visit to the Ninja Museum of Igaryu.

She wrote her essay using 'aburidashi' - the ninja technique that uses ink made from soybean which does not immediately show up on paper.

Ninjas were covert agents and assassins in medieval Japan, known for their unorthodox war techniques.

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First-year Japanese student Eimi Hagas holding her writing assignment, which she wrote in invisible ink, for a class on the history of ninjas. Her professor had promised higher marks for creativity when writing the assignment in exchange

Making the ink meant that Ms. Haga needed to soak soybeans overnight and then crush them, according to the BBC.

Next came mixing the soybean extract with water, needing another two hours to reach the right concentration - before writing her essay with a fine brush on 'washi' (thin Japanese paper).

Ms Haga learned the technique as a chills, when she also became interested in ninjas after watching an animated TV show about them.

The words became invisible when the ink dried, but Ms. Haga also left a note in normal ink that instructed her professor to 'heat the paper' - to ensure he didn't put the essay in the bin.

Professor Yuji Yamada, a leading researcher of ninja history, said that the words appeared when her professor heated the paper over his gas stove.

Yamada also did not hesitate to give Ms. Haga full marks for the report.

As for the essay itself, Ms Haga said it had more style than substance. But she is now thinking of other ways to write essays, using ninja techniques.

Mie University set up the International Ninja Research Center in 2017 to learn about the secrets of feudal Japan’s secret agents and mercenaries.

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The assignment in its original form, plus handwritten instructions in regular ink on how to read it.

The university then offered a course to study ninja and their skills in 2018, Japanese daily Asahi Shimbun stated.

The institute of higher learning is in Iga in Mie Prefecture and Koka in Shiga Prefecture - each of which are famous for their ninja clans.

The university then started to offer a course to study ninja and their skills in 2018, Japanese daily Asahi Shimbun stated.

THREADS
How to be a Ninja (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?11215-How-to-be-a-Ninja)
Ninjas! (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?44568-Ninjas!&p=1303926#post1303926)

[GeneChing]

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Genichi Mitsuhashi said he took the practical aspect of being a ninja to heart. Photo: Courtesy of Genichi Mitsuhashi/AFP
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Japanese university awards first-ever ninja studies degree (https://japantoday.com/category/national/japan-university-awards-first-ever-ninja-studies-degree)
June 28 06:27 am JST
TOKYO

Japan has its first ninja studies graduate after Genichi Mitsuhashi spent two years honing his martial arts skills and absorbing the finer traditions of the feudal martial arts agents.

The 45-year-old completed the master's course at Mie University in central Japan, the region considered the home of the ninja.

In addition to researching historical documents, Mitsuhashi told AFP he took the practical aspect of being a ninja to heart.

"I read that ninjas worked as farmers in the morning and trained in martial arts in the afternoon," he said.

So Mitsuhashi grew vegetables and worked on his martial arts techniques, in addition to copious ninja study in the classroom.

"With this combination, I thought I could learn about the real ninja," he said.

Better known as black-clad assassins famous for secrecy and stealth, ninjas also had "comprehensive survival skills," he added.

Mitsuhashi, who has also learned kung fu and a Japanese martial art known as Shorinji Kempo, teaches ninja skills at his own dojo and runs a local inn while pursuing his PhD.

The Mie University set up the world's first research centre devoted to the ninja in 2017 and opened a graduate course a year later.

It is located in Iga -- 350 kilometers southwest of Tokyo -- a mountain-shrouded city once home to many ninja.

Yuji Yamada, a professor of Japanese history at the university in charge of the ninja center, was surprised at Mitsuhashi's devotion to the task.

"We provide historical classes and courses on ninja skills. But I didn't expect him to engage to this extent" like a real living ninja, Yamada said.

To enrol, students have to take an exam on Japanese history and a reading test on historical ninja documents.

"About three students enrol every year. I think there's demand," the professor said. "We get many inquiries from overseas but I have to say one thing: This is a course to learn about the ninja, not to become one."

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