View Full Version : It's a small world!

03-26-2002, 05:28 PM
I just thought this was funny. Yesterday I learned that Chris Brennan's younger brother goes to my school. I attend college at the University of Southern California. For those that don't know, Chris Brennan is a Bjj expert and noted professional fighter. He and guys on the fight team he assembled compete on a pretty high level (UFC, Pride, etc). So anyway, yesterday I'm lifting weights in the gym and I see this blond guy working out. He's wearing a sweater with Brennan's school logo on it. To me its always interesting to run into other MMA peeps out in public so I go up to him and ask him if he trains with Chris Brennan. I was just gonna say "Yeah, well good stuff man." and go on with my workout but then he tells me "Yeah, well I'm his brother Zack." Then I'm like "No $hit??" Then we shoot the $hit for a bit. He tells me a little about his experience and his team's plans. I tell him I have grappling experience and that I compete Muay Thai. Blah blah blah and I eventually go back to working out and then leave. What's funny is that another person in the wight room also took note of the Bjj stuff he was wearing and asked him about it too. So I've learned a couple things: First of all, there's a lot more people around me that know/know about functional martial arts than I might've thought! And second of all, its a small world. Oh well, that's my story.

MonkeySlap Too
03-26-2002, 06:09 PM
Dragon, you can't spit without hitting a martial arts peep in LA.

03-26-2002, 06:34 PM
i was at the airport in Kunming, Yunnan, China washing my hands in the bathroom. i turned around and ran into my sifu from the year before in Dujiangyan, Sichuan, China. Small world indeed...

Wang Si Zhong

03-26-2002, 06:41 PM
Hah :) That's pretty cool, both Zack and Chris seem like standup guys.

He's on the fight team right? If all goes well i'll meet him and Chris in about 2 months give or take ;)

old jong
03-26-2002, 06:41 PM
I was on the street tonight and I saw somebody...

There's a good place to chat about
BJJ (http://www.Jiu-Jitsu.net/)... :rolleyes:

old jong
03-26-2002, 07:09 PM
...Ah these pretty sifu's daugthers who don't care about Wing Chun!...There all the same! I know, I have two of these at home!...:rolleyes: ;)

03-27-2002, 04:12 AM
not the best chat up line ever, but i've done much worse :D


03-27-2002, 07:37 AM
I was beating off to some Asia Carrera porn last night when who should come through my window but Adolf Hitler! I'm like, "Hey, Adolfus, I thought you were dead" and he's like, "Nah, just hiding out before I start the whole 'kill the Jews' thing again" and I say, "Seems like it's a small world after all, want a Coke or something?" and he answers, "How about a beer?" and I say okay, no problem.

Then I go to my room, retrieve my 9mm, steal back into the living room and blow his medulla oblongata into a pink mist while he's got Asia and P.J. Sparxx on super slow-motion and weeping over a crumpled picture of Eva Braun.

Then I scream incoherently at the splash of brains over the television screen: "My brother in-law is a Jew, you Nazi rat f*cking ba$tard!"

Yep, it's a small world after all.

03-27-2002, 10:32 AM
I've lived in this country all my life, but have only been on holiday once; to barcelona, spain last xmas.

and who do i see? an ex girlfriend

me "alright? er, what you up to?"

her "i'm er, on holiday"

me "oh really. that's cool"

her "uh huh "

me "mm hmm"

me "so... have a good one yeah"

her "yeah cool yeah"

me "kay. bye"

her "kay"

Ouchie. Indeed, it is a small world.

03-27-2002, 10:39 AM
I saw a few artists in town yesterday.. awsome.. really :rolleyes:

old jong
03-27-2002, 10:44 AM
Just want to thank my mom and my produ....Oh wait a minute!...It is not the accademy awards here?...:rolleyes:

03-27-2002, 12:02 PM
Did anyone see that aweful mess that is known as Halle Berry at the Oscars?

Tae Li
03-27-2002, 12:06 PM
The Oscars? forget the oscars cos no ne beats our Nicole!!! lol

But yes indeed its a small world. I reackn we discover this almost everyday. No doubt about it.

Tae Li;)

03-27-2002, 12:10 PM
uuummmmm Nicole. The saucey aussie.

Yeah it's small alright. Last night my wife's tahoe wouldn't start. We had to call a tow truck. The tow truck driver turned out to be the same one that towed my car a few months ago on the other side of town. He had even changed companies.

Watch what you say about Halle.

03-27-2002, 01:27 PM
Halle is such a shame. I mean, she is so beautiful, but have you ever seen her in an interview? Shes a fu.cking psycho.

03-27-2002, 01:32 PM
She is like Tyra banks. Beautiful until she starts talking. I just do the same as when J-Lo or shakira(sp?) comes on, hit mute and enjoy the scenery.

03-27-2002, 01:32 PM
That Halle Berry acceptance speech was a hoot. Her, up there waving her hands as if they were on fire, her face twisted into some sort of grotesque mask, crying, weeping, bawling, sobbing and carrying on like it was the end of the world or the Oscars...oh, wait it was the Oscars.

How embarrassing to have to witness and listen to all of that hysterical nonsense-- when all the men in the audience wanted was to just see her juggs....

03-27-2002, 01:47 PM
i don't ming hearing j-lo speak. her accent amuses me. she's doesn't ooze stupidity either, from what i have seen.

i may be wrong though.

Justa Man
03-27-2002, 01:54 PM
budokan, once again, you have me in stiches. that whole adolf piece was beautiful.