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[Tae Li]

ITS jet li's B'DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!


So if you clicked on this thread and read this YOU MUST POST SOMETHING! EVEN IF ITS ONE WORD, but preferably you should post HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI LIAN JIE!!!:D


Got it?

"its his birthday and ill sing if i want to, sing i want to...... "

happy birthday jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt.

i believe he is fourty years of age....perfect for me;) gotta get rid of the wife though...

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALL BIG FANS OF THE JETSTER BUTTTTT I THINK THAT HE HAS ALSO HELPED BRING MARTIAL ARTS OUT IN THE WORLD THROUGH HIS MOVIES, AND TES THINK BACK TO THE CHINESE ONES AS WELL, SO DONT BE SELFISH AND WISH THIS GREAT MARTIAL ARTIST A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY.

Tae Li;)

[dezhen2001]

HAPPY B'DAY LI LIAN JIE <--- done on explicit orders from Tae Li :D

david

[red_fists]

HAPPY B'DAY LI LIAN JIE <---
Tae Li blackmailed me into doing it.

:D :D

Now get the geek squat and get him.
:D

[wushu chik]

Hey Tae Li...
I gave him his Birthday present this morning....4 times....only took about 6 hours!! He loved it!;)

~Wen~

[joedoe]

This is my obligatory post :D

[Qi dup]

Spineshank!

[wufupaul]

Hey Tae li! I videotaped Wen and Jet! I'll sell it to ya, cheap! ;)

[Xebsball]

hey Wushu...

My birthday is 28th september.

[dezhen2001]

that's blasphemy Wen :eek: :D

david

[Sharky]

Jizz

[wufupaul]

Here's my treat for you, :D http://www.dfilm.com/mm/mm_route.php?id=487524

[Tae Li]

:eek:

you people are terrible!!!!! how can you do this to me??? and to my beloved man?????? LMAO!!!

CHICKA! you cant have been with him for he was with me....it took you that many hours huh? kinda short of you ask me;)

I mean, ive exahusted him, his in my bathtub right now relaxing...oh well.

want the video? im sellin cheap...actually ill be generous wushu chick, you can work for me and Jet for a few weeks and il THINK about giving you the tape, but be warned, there are explicit x-rated images...they may just, how can I put it? 'they may just kill you chicka.

dont worry, ill make sure we send flowers. I know im evil, but dont tell me youve been with my man, it aint gonna happen.lol
we can always SHARE HIM YOU KNOW! What di ya say? the bys are gonna wanna vdieo tape this....we can put it up for auction and split the money! God I love the way I think.

Thanks for posting, come again.

Tae Li;)

[Tae Li]

Originally posted by wufupaul
Here's my treat for you, :D http://www.dfilm.com/mm/mm_route.php?id=487524

your a legend Wufu, I didnt know whether to cry at the pic of Jet Li or laugh at pic of me.

Sweet thought though, IL CHERISH THE VIDEO FOR EVER!!!!!

Tae Li;)

[red_fists]

Tae.

You and Wen can't team up on Jet Li.

A Guy that age needs nourishment not PUNISHMENT.

:D :D

[Merryprankster]

Tae Li,

I just talked to Jet, and he's sending me to Australia to umm..

"collect," his erm uh... "Birthday present." (Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say No More!) ;) :)

BTW, what Uni do you attend. I have a friend who is in school somewhere down there...

[scotty1]

Tae Li

Is that really you?

"come again. "

I think I might.

:)

Erm, sorry. :o :D

[red5angel]

I gave him his birthday present too, I didnt know he swung taht way!!!!!
As a matter of fact I didnt know I did!!!!!:eek:

It must have been somethin in the bday cake....

[Chinwoo-er]

I guess jet has been a busy ma