straight blast
05-05-2002, 01:54 AM
WWF has some cool reality fighting ideas.
Here's a few of them:
(1) The Sucker punch. How often do we see one lameass mouthing off at another wrestler who then sucker punches him out of the blue?
(2) Once struck, keep striking. Usually after the sucker punch. As lameass reels backwards wrestler follows up with a barrage of blows, not allowing the other guy to regain his balance or fighting spirit.
(3) Kick 'em when they're down. And keep kicking them...
(4) Strike with the whole body weight. Leaping up into the air and landing on someone with your elbow is a good way of doing this. Not so much on the street though...
(5) Use any available weapons. The folding chair, the tonfa. Once again, not all of these are readily available on the street, but you could certainly replace a tonfa with a stick.
(6) Take advantage of your environment. Smash opponent's head into turnbuckle/wall/pole/ground...
(7) WATCH OUT FOR YOUR OPPONENT'S FRIENDS!!! This happens lots in WWF. Old mate wrestler is so busy concentrating on lameass that he gets sconed from behind by lameass's buddies.
(8) Watch for concealed weapons. William Regal uses the brass knuckles to good advantage...pulls them from his undies (yeck) and *pow* game over.
(9) Always appear unafraid, no matter how bad things look. People who look like they're pooping their pants tend to get picked more than those who look like they're on day release from the psycho ward. E.g. Undertaker vs Maven.
(10) If the odds aren't good, RUN! Seen this one happen too.
Wow, I must be really bored huh?
And please don't tell me that the WWF isn't real. I'm not going to fall for that old one. I've seen it on TV so it must be real :)
Here's a few of them:
(1) The Sucker punch. How often do we see one lameass mouthing off at another wrestler who then sucker punches him out of the blue?
(2) Once struck, keep striking. Usually after the sucker punch. As lameass reels backwards wrestler follows up with a barrage of blows, not allowing the other guy to regain his balance or fighting spirit.
(3) Kick 'em when they're down. And keep kicking them...
(4) Strike with the whole body weight. Leaping up into the air and landing on someone with your elbow is a good way of doing this. Not so much on the street though...
(5) Use any available weapons. The folding chair, the tonfa. Once again, not all of these are readily available on the street, but you could certainly replace a tonfa with a stick.
(6) Take advantage of your environment. Smash opponent's head into turnbuckle/wall/pole/ground...
(7) WATCH OUT FOR YOUR OPPONENT'S FRIENDS!!! This happens lots in WWF. Old mate wrestler is so busy concentrating on lameass that he gets sconed from behind by lameass's buddies.
(8) Watch for concealed weapons. William Regal uses the brass knuckles to good advantage...pulls them from his undies (yeck) and *pow* game over.
(9) Always appear unafraid, no matter how bad things look. People who look like they're pooping their pants tend to get picked more than those who look like they're on day release from the psycho ward. E.g. Undertaker vs Maven.
(10) If the odds aren't good, RUN! Seen this one happen too.
Wow, I must be really bored huh?
And please don't tell me that the WWF isn't real. I'm not going to fall for that old one. I've seen it on TV so it must be real :)