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Braden
05-05-2002, 04:21 PM
"A combination of martial taiji, bagua, and krav maga. Now take my arm at the wrist and elbow... it has to be right at the elbow or it won't work." - Dale Gribble
Merryprankster
05-05-2002, 04:28 PM
I was floored by that too... just because for so MANY people--it's TRUE!
IronFist
05-05-2002, 04:51 PM
Crap. What did I miss?

IronFist
Chang Style Novice
05-05-2002, 06:36 PM
Don't f@#$ with Dale's elbow! Or his monkey mischief.

Sha-sh-SHAAA!
Julien
05-05-2002, 08:23 PM
WHAT WHAT WHAT?! I DON'T GET IT!!!
Chang Style Novice
05-05-2002, 10:55 PM
Mark Twain said "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. It can be done, but the frog dies."

If you really want me to kill the frog, Julien, I will.
lotusleaf
05-05-2002, 11:51 PM
Ya that's funny...also when Bobby took the women's self defense classes. "Let go of my purse!!"
uncle
05-06-2002, 12:59 AM
The first time I hear of Bagua on TV and it has to be by Dale Gribble.I thought I was the only one who caught it.
wu_de36
05-06-2002, 07:54 AM
Dale's monkey style must be feared!
Cody
05-06-2002, 08:17 AM
Missed this episode. sounds like a hoot. reruns.

Cody
Black Jack
05-06-2002, 08:35 AM
Did you ever see the Simson's where Bart was scaring Liza with his death touch:D

Marge had the classic line, "Bart, stop using the death touch on your sister."
wu_de36
05-06-2002, 09:04 AM
"Excuse me, sir. I already know how to not beat someone up. Can we break out the nunchucks?"
dwid
05-06-2002, 09:41 AM
"Aaah the impetuousness of youth. First you must fill your head with knowledge, then I will teach you to break things with it."
Chang Style Novice
05-06-2002, 09:41 AM
Bart to Karate instructor "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Karate instructor "You can, if you believe you can."
dwid
05-06-2002, 09:43 AM
I guess the ironic thing is that this cartoon teacher is actually a step up from most mcdojo teachers. At least he has his students reading Sun Tzu.
GunnedDownAtrocity
05-06-2002, 10:45 AM
hey dwid ... i wanted to talk to you about something. your email isn't listed so i'd appreciate it if you could email me at iwishiweredead@hotmail.com.
dwid
05-06-2002, 12:28 PM
Check your e-mail.
GunnedDownAtrocity
05-06-2002, 01:23 PM
hmm ... nothin there yet
dwid
05-06-2002, 01:41 PM
I've sent two to the address you posted now.

Here is my e-mail in case it doesn't go through again.

tichy.1@osu.edu

-dwid