Stress

[DelicateSound]

OK kids - it's exam time AGAIN over here, and I'm getting a little stressed out.

Any advice?


It can be anything - from an extensive regime of internal breathing and forms, to an extra bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats (C) to an extended period of whacking off to Destiny's Child videos.


I'm not fussy. As long as it'll help me pass French. :)





Much appreciated. :)

[red5angel]

Le Parkour man! go jump from rooftop to rooftop! That will get you relaxed!

[DelicateSound]

It's difficult to relax once you've crapped yourself :D

I jumped the canal lock by my house the other week - at lowest level!

I REALLY sh!t it that time. We're talking only 6m across, but about 30 down!


Eek :eek:

[JWTAYLOR]

Don't you people have strip clubs over there?
JWT

[DelicateSound]

Yes, but I can't spend EVERY night in there. £10 for a lap-dance soon adds up :)

[BigCountry]

freon or helium helps

[Shadow Dragon]

Peppermint tea let to sit for about 3~4 minutes is one of my secrets against stress. Adding a 1/4 spoon of sugar is also nice.

But don't drink more than 2 Cups a day for more than a 2 week period, side effects will set in.

Whhhaoaoahh Hehehehee slup, gurgle snort.
:D :D

[MaFuYee]

i usually find a 10 of crack to be quite relaxing.

:D

[Budokan]

Forget the peppermint tea. There are a couple of barnyard porn sites that might help you in your hour of need...

[scotty1]

You can't do exams without stress man, its just never going to happen.

I think the stress of Sharky's has obviously killed or seriously incapacitated him.
:)

[scotty1]

Actually mate, I've just thought, the one thing that would relax me would be knowing that I knew my stuff.

Sorry to sound like your mum but have you revised?

[shaolinboxer]

The only thing that finally made me relax, taking my mind off of the stress of my studies, was graduation.

Tough it out, you'll be fine.

Oh, and massage your own feet.

[norther practitioner]

Study your face off, know your stuff. Then just relax the day of the exam, watch the simpsons or a good kung fu flick. Maybe skim through your material one time before. Oh, and make sure you get some sleep, when I was in school, I used to have to keep my friend awake during exams, the fool would fall asleep all the freakin' time.

[JWTAYLOR]

The rest of you are fairies.

MaFuYee has the only viable option listed.

JWT

[txwingchun]

Originally posted by DelicateSound
OK kids - it's exam time AGAIN over here, and I'm getting a little stressed out.

Any advice?


It can be anything - from an extensive regime of internal breathing and forms, to an extra bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats (C) to an extended period of whacking off to Destiny's Child videos.


I'm not fussy. As long as it'll help me pass French. :)





Much appreciated. :)

I think whacking off is the best way to go. I find it great in relieving my daily stress, plus it has the added bonus of increasing your grip and forearm strength if you alternate hands.

[DelicateSound]

Originally posted by scotty1
Actually mate, I've just thought, the one thing that would relax me would be knowing that I knew my stuff.

Sorry to sound like your mum but have you revised?


Enough. I've always done OK without - but as this is the big one - I'm at 90%. I have French on Friday though - and can't remember this f*cking speaking test!!!


B@stard French...........


So I need to whack off, watch TV, drink peppermint tea and partake in illegal substances. OK!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

rape and pillage.

[dezhen2001]

DS: sounds like a good nite in front of the TV mate :D
gd luck with the exam!

david

[Budokan]

Here's how you take care of your French professor: Just bow up on him and tell him that you'll call your German panzer buddies to come and invade his classroom if he doesn't pass you. He'll fold up like a wet piece of cardboard (even if he's not French he knows too much French language for any of their nonexistant courage NOT to have rubbed off on him) and he'll surrender to your superiority.

Result: one passed French class, and one less French instructor. Now that's what Budokan calls balancing the scales. ;)

[ewallace]

Hell if it's French just give up. Any knowledgable French teacher will realize that you really did your homework and are acting upon traditional French customs.

[Budokan]

Absolutely. Quitting is part of the French heritage and should be celebrated whenever possible. Throw your hands up in the air and say, "C'est la vie, I quit because I'm French." Your instructor will be so impressed that you've made the ultimate insight into the yellow-belly French psyche he'll pass you on the spot.

Failing that, you could ask him, "Voulez vous phuque?" If he's a pink flame (and maybe even if he's not) he might take you up on it and after the mercy f*ck still pass you.

Seems to me these are your only true options. Studying is for chumps. You don't want to do that and later tell your grandchildren when they ask you what you did in school you say with a sad look on your face, "Well, I studied French."

They'll commit you to an insane asylum the next day. Not worth it.

[wushu chik]

DS~
Sorry to hear you are so stressed. You need to take a NICE hot bath and go to bed...get a good night sleep! That's all! No more, no less....well, the whacking off might help, but that's the guys department!!! Anyways, I hope you pass your test with flying colors.....and if ya don't...there's always a make up!

~Wen~

[Serpent]

So I need to whack off, watch TV, drink peppermint tea and partake in illegal substances. OK!


Man, I do that when I'm not stressed! :eek:

[Serpent]

Except the peppermint tea. I don't like that. Green tea is good though.

[Serpent]

By the way, where the h@ll is Sharky? What happened to him? I wonder if the ants carried him off and buried him in mould. Perhaps there's a new student in his room now, sitting in the damp, scared and alone, wondering what the vaguely person shaped lump under the mould in the bathroom is.

[scotty1]

LOL@Serpent.

BTW, I like Ginseng tea.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i like my tea strong and black ... just like my men .. women rather

[DelicateSound]

LOL at the lot of you - especially Budokan!

I might just grow a camp moustache overnight, and ride a bike in the traditional effeminate style, crouchng in the corner whipering as a plane flies overhead.


It's a Plan B at any rate. :D



Cheers for the support guys.

[DelicateSound]

Originally posted by Serpent
By the way, where the h@ll is Sharky? What happened to him? I wonder if the ants carried him off and buried him in mould. Perhaps there's a new student in his room now, sitting in the damp, scared and alone, wondering what the vaguely person shaped lump under the mould in the bathroom is.

I have this image of him barrackaded inside the refrigerator, clutching his pair of Seinheiser headphones, as the living, breathing mould rapidly spreads through the room.......

[guohuen]

Budokan, that gave me an awesome abdominal workout. Thanks!

[joedoe]

Go out, pick up some skank and shag her brains out. If you aren't de-stressed after that, then just whack off until you pass out. You will wake up completely de-stressed :D

Oooops. Almost forgot. Get drunk before you pick up the skank (alternatively you can get high on some illicit substances). :D

[DelicateSound]

LOL @ Joedoe!

I would, but in the morning I would be sober, and the skank would reveal her true form. Probably connected with genital leprosy in some way also...