bumfights

[Black Jack]

Move over UFC, here comes Bum Fights!

http://www.bumfights.com

[tipwah]

that's a funny web site!!! i nearly p***ed in my pants!!! ha ha ha ha

[ewallace]

I'm just waiting to see red5angel assaulting some 40 year old women.

[Suntzu]

i am so tempted to spen $20 on that crap...

[ewallace]

I'll throw in ten and send you a blank vhs :)

[red5angel]

Hey now, I resemble that remark! Actually didn you and I have a discussion on the babe on that site a month ago?

Besides who better to beat up then 40 year old women, midgets and small children, I almost always win. Midgets can be tough! Regardless , Ewallace, if I get a chance to fight some of your MOTHERS, especially JWTaylors MOTHER I will make video and post them here!

[ewallace]

I don't know how many times I must state this: Don't underestimate the midget. They are very oppressed and scary individuals. My old football coach used to pound into our heads (helmets) that the lowest man always wins. :)

[red5angel]

They are quick too, and slippery when rolled in oil or vaselline, makes them very hard ot catch. As a matter of fact I am considering starting my own style based around the idea of being covered in vaseline or oil.

[ewallace]

Would that be Lawyer style?

[DelicateSound]

Isn't that "Used Car Salesman Fu"?

[red5angel]

Thats actually called My girlfriend loves me Fu, but I dont need to get into the details...... ;)

[wufupaul]

I ordered the dvd 2 weeks ago, received it in the mail about a week ago. It's definitely amusing, but I don't think it's worth 20 bucks. First, you don't get to see Angela Taylor nude in the dvd, that was a dissapointment. Second, most of the fights were probably set up fights between high school kids, very, very, amateur, lots of wild arms swinging. Third, there aren't a lot of bums fighting on it, just a few. It's allright, but I've seen better, :D

[ewallace]

I would think that would be My Girlfriend Has Been Neglecting Me-Fu.

[red5angel]

Then ewallace my friend, I suggest you get a new girlfriend! :D

[ewallace]

I've been trying to hammer that home to my wife but she just doesn't seem to agree.

[red5angel]

ROFL!!! thats very funny! although I seem to have that same problem.......

[rogue]

"They are quick too, and slippery when rolled in oil or vaselline, makes them very hard ot catch." :eek:

Maybe the Taliban are on the right track after all... :D

Some of the footage looked like about every bar fight that I've seen/been in. You know where if someone hits somebody it's almost accidental and most of the damage comes from tripping over something.