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IronFist
05-31-2002, 11:28 PM
Come on. I'm such a newbie, but I have a good one to start with!!

1. You bil jee bjj guys in the eyes on a daily basis.

Ok, add to the list. Maybe then I'll be able to tell if I really do WC :)

IronFist
dbulmer
06-01-2002, 02:19 AM
... when you look at your arm and mutter "Oh no, not another bruise!"


.. when after a session you think, why can't I do those simple movements right!


.. when you hear of Taebo and go with a big sneer "Yeh!"

.. when you are on the internet, late for your class knowing death lies ahead!

PS I am off to class now!
sticky fingers
06-01-2002, 09:48 AM
You wait at the busstop or stand in the train while holding YGKYM
dbulmer
06-01-2002, 11:12 AM
When yout return from class and say I am rubbish and I think I am getting worse.

when . . you return from class and you transfer your WC skills into Drunken Monkey style coz your legs are intoxicated with lactic acid!

when .. you return from class and think well maybe Taebo has a point.

when .. you return from class and sleep!

when .. you return from class and realize you are proud to do WC and that at some point it's got to get easier!


when .. you return from class with a Jet Li movie that you'll probably not see immediately because of the impending desire to do the Rip Van Winkle stance.


:) :)
gnugear
06-01-2002, 09:00 PM
When you make everyone at work hold a telephone book, so you can practice your 1" punch.
PHILBERT
06-02-2002, 05:46 PM
When you come home and put Dit Da Jow on your arms because of lat sau (sp?).
Starbuck
06-04-2002, 08:19 AM
Your friends look at your arms and ask, "What the hell happened to you?!"
Merryprankster
06-04-2002, 09:24 AM
Look, I'm really sorry, but this has been sitting here wide open for DAYS, and I've been really good. Please don't beat me up, ok?

......

You know you do WC when....

High School wrestlers take you down and beat you senseless.

I'm sorry. I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY. REALLY. I just couldn't resist it. It was too good an opening. :D
yuanfen
06-04-2002, 11:00 AM
That must have been the "wc guy" crosstraining in Torrance-he loves going to the ground!
Merryprankster
06-04-2002, 11:10 AM
BAH!! :)
rubthebuddha
06-04-2002, 01:44 PM
... you have a sudden, barely controllable urge to throttle merryprankster.


oh, crap. nevermind. everyone wants to do that. :cool:


how about ...

... your friends balk at you because you say you like to practice your techniques on dummies.
zerozero
06-04-2002, 01:56 PM
...you spend more and more of your time practicing and in class and less and less of your time on internet chat boards... ;)