How to disappear.

[rogue]

Where'd he go? (http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/k/kasumi/crouch.html) :confused:

[rogue]

And in case you need to kill someone there's this (http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/k/tai/kiru/niji.html) :rolleyes:

[Braden]

Martial arts confuse me.

[Felipe Bido]

"This is the main part of the system. When confronted, you merely need to swing the arms around to find your opponent dead on the floor. "


I know people that can do that....with very smelly armpits-

[diego]

:D hm Bido, im not sure if that last comment made fun of the link or says something about your preferance in associates...BUY THEM SOME DEODORANT ******, lol:eek:

[Felipe Bido]

Mr. Diego, I was making fun of the link...and referring to some of my neighbors...

You still have so much to learn , my very young padawan--- :p

[diego]

padawan:) ?? my names james -diego just sounds cooler, and i didnt want to use "vortex millenium 7":cool:

im gonna have some more hsingyi questions im just looking at other styles for now, you'll always be cool to answer some? eh:cool:

[Felipe Bido]

I'll always answer the ones I can, buddy :)

[Ryu]

Hey I posted that link on E-budo just a while ago.
Where did you find it? ;)

[Royal Dragon]

(Yoda Voice) The Force is stroooong with this one, I see.

[rogue]

I found it on e-budo, where some guy named Ryu posted it. Maybe if you shared here also I wouldn't have to do this kind of thing. :D

[The Willow Sword]

i know a GREAT WAY to make another person dissapear right before your VERY EYES.
1. pull pin
2. toss greneade
3. back up
4. watch them dissapear. :D

[Ryu]

hehe oops. Point well taken, Rogue. :D

Ryu

[Dark Knight]

These guys are the reason martial arts look bad.

[diego]

No, fools disease is the reason these guys look so bad
thier representation of martial art is the reason we post threads like this and remark your style sucks and we all say My:) Style is Best!.

[Gabriel]

LOL i played with the url and got to the main site. Ah, such revelations of martial genious!

Here is a bit from their posture's section...


"Here is a demonstraightion of a posture which is not among the basic postures. These such postures are learned along the way. In this posture one would be in more of a "stalking" mode. It's used most often for ambush from the "shadows" (which is our way of saying, "ya have no idea we're commin'"). "

lmao..ambush from the shadows..was this written by a semi retarded Way of the Ninja enthusiast? :rolleyes:

Wait, I figured it out. If you go to the grappling section, he uses lots of actual judo. He's a semi retarded judo student!

G.

[Ryu]

ahem.
Never once does HE use any judo. He simply puts links to legitimate judo sites to say "this is how I grapple". Uh uh.
The one picture of an armbar on that site was performed by a 300 pound high school kid (who is claimed to be the captain of the varsity wrestling team. Uh uh.) and it was the most terrible body mechanics I have ever seen. Definitely not judo material.

Ryu

[Xebsball]

When my brother saw me playing a demo from Jedi Knight 2 he told me i am no Jedi material.

[Gabriel]

Ahem back at ya
Lol Ryu, didn't mean to offend anyone..I did say I played with the url, so I didn't lift that off where you were watching a fat man and a skinny kid.

Click me, Im shiny (http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/k/tai/ju/throw.html)

go there..its all judo stuff. same site, or the mother site. whatever.

Gabriel

ps. I wouldn't know it was judo, but it says judo. I agree that the weird kid and the fat man probably arent the best at it..but they claim they are.

[guohuen]

OMG this is funny stuff! These kids had fun cutting and pasting on the internet. Beats manning the fryolator at McDumbarses.

[Ryu]

LOL
No no, Gabriel, I'm not mad at you :) Just saying that the pics he posts are of actual judo throws and holds, but they're all from internet sources (judo sites). The only pics I saw of them performing "judo" moves were terrible. But the links show good techniques (because they're from legit sites) ;)

Ryu

[Gabriel]

Fair Enough, you would know more about Judo than me. :)

[Kristoffer]

He claims that those Judo tecs are NINJITSU.. :mad: I'm I the only one getting iritated by this ignorant wannabee? What a retard..

[scotty1]

"It may not look that deadly, but it has never failed, and has been tested countless time. In battle and by accident. "

Classic.