I'm still tough! Are you still tough?

[Chang Style Novice]

Just got to reminiscing. This was a pretty good time, back when.

I'm so tough I do iron palm training with my one-eyed crotch fist.

I'm so tough I wear a gi weaved from razor wire.

I'm so tough I did a tuck and roll from the collapsing WTC and went right to rescuing firemen.

And you?

[Silumkid]

I'm so tough, I should be in detention. I'm the man! Now I will jump up and down to illustrate my point.

I'm so tough, I can stand steady against a summer breeze and I can break a cricket's leg.

I'm so tough, that I can no longer describe how tough I am.

[Chang Style Novice]

Originally posted by Silumkid

I'm so tough, I can stand steady against a summer breeze.

I'm so tough I sing Seals and Croft's "Summer Breeze" in karaoke.

[Ryu]

You know those tags they put on the bottom of mattresses that say "do not remove under penalty of law"?.................. Well I RIPPED one of em off!!!!! :mad:

[Silumkid]

I'm so tough, I could LISTEN to you sing "Summer Breeze"! :D

I'm so tough, I wrote that freaking tag DARING you to remove it!

I'm so tough that it's made me stupid!!!!

[PHILBERT]

Im so tough I use sand paper as k-y jelly

Im so tough I break bricks instead of boards

Im so tough I dance to 'N Sync

Im so tough I listen to boy band songs

Im so tough I watch Blues Clues and Sesame Street

[TjD]

im so tough i yell and my hair turns blonde!

[scotty1]

I'm so tough I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

*collapses*

[respectmankind]

i am so tough i take 'it' with no vaseline...

i am so tough, i said bubba, not in the mouth, try the eye...

yes i realise how odd it is for a man to be posting twice about this particular subject, but meh.

[Mr Punch]

I'm so tough I can't hit su:;ingle letters on the keybopard... DOH

I'm so tough I'm not gonna continue this ridiculous post.

...

[Wongsifu]

Im so tuff they hire me to whip it out so they can make moulds for cups and glasses.

Im so tuff that steroid companies are scared to hire me to endorse their products.

[red5angel]

I am so tough I can kick the crap out of anyones MOM.

Also, something Philbert said made me think of something. Way back in my punk/skatin days, I had this friend who was dating this chick. now this chick was a nut and she got mad at him at this party see. So they go back to his room, drunk and hopped up on something or another, she makes a pit stop, meets him there, gets his pants down and before he knows it is given him a hand job with sandpaper! He was so tough, that he screams, pushes her away, tears the sandpaper out of her hands and has sex with her anyways!!!!!!! :eek:

A week later they are going to have sex, and she goes down on him and jabs him in the balls with a pin!!!!!!!!

[Mojo]

I'm so tough I use pepper spray for cologne.


I'm so tough I steal Mantis guys lunch money.

[Kristoffer]

I'm so tough I dance the Lambada,,, the forbidden dance :eek:

[MonkeySlap Too]

i'm so tough I practice flying by jumping off 11 story buildings.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i dug out my OWN eye with a spoon and cranium ****ed MYSELF.

[rubthebuddha]

that's nothing. i sat through an entire hour of watching one of those paul mitchell-sponsored martial arts performances (set to horrible music, of course) on espn one night and made it the whole hour without putting a boot through my tv.

[Volcano Admim]

Well, obviously none of you live in tough neightborhood, rich and spoiled train martial art dad pays i know you do, i dont know you rich trian martial art for have dad pay everything for you

[Serpent]

What?

[Mr Punch]

Volcano Admim's so tough 'he' doesn't need a sense of humour OR a brain!:D

I'm so tough I steal Mojo's lunch... AFTER he's eaten it!:eek:

I'm so tough I stand in horse under Monkeyslap Too!:eek: :eek:

I'm so tough I give to Respectmankind wearing nothing but Deep Heat!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Kristoffer]

Volcano.. What the hell is wrong with you? :D

[guohuen]

You know they've proven that estasy(MDMA) does permanent brain damage.

[red5angel]

I so tough you, I like brain damage, and i like having the brain damage like.

[Tigerstyle]

I'm so tough, I almost kicked my mom in the head!

Wait...um, no...

I mean "so excited"... sorry.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

that's ok . . . your mom excites me too.

[KC Elbows]

Volcano Admim's so tough, he's in my sig.

Well, I guess that's not really that tough.

Where's the Volcano Admim's so stupid thread?

[greendragon]

I'm a kung fu hippie from the gangsta city!

[Chang Style Novice]

I"m so tough I think I can figure out what Volcanoboy was trying to say.

Well, obviously none of you live in tough neightborhood, rich and spoiled train martial art dad pays i know you do, i dont know you rich trian martial art for have dad pay everything for you

probably means

Well, obviously none of you live in a tough neighborhood and are spoiled rich kids. I know that your rich parents pay for your martial art training and everything else you do.

or possibly it means

I obviously have no idea who you people are and what your training is like, so I'm going to assume that you are all just like me. I am borderline illiterate and rely on my parents for everything but like to pretend that I am a tough kid from the ghetto. Like most teenagers, I assume that everyone else on the net is a teenager as well, even though a little thought would indicate that this is statistically impossible.

[Mr Punch]

Man, Chang, you ARE one TOUGH teenager... er!!!:D

[KC Elbows]

Not everyone on here is a teenager?

So much for picking up a young hottie.

Back to the old folk's home for me.

[ewallace]

I'm so tough I use everclear to chase down my pints of SAE 5W-30.

[Chang Style Novice]

Me, I prefer to drink pints of everclear and chase 'em with shots of dirty motor oil I steal from Jiffy Lube. Sometimes I do shots of dirty transmission fluid, for variety.

But hey, to each his own.

[Chang Style Novice]

Also I hand roll my own cigarettes from pencil shavings and plastic shrinkwrap. SMOOOOOOOOTH!

And when I'm feeling wired and jittery, I lace 'em with angel dust to calm myself down.

[ewallace]

I'm so tough I...

- use honey for sunblock when I go to the garbage dump to gather dinner.

- use duct-tape instead of band-aids.
(Chang if you were really tough you would use duct-tape to tie your pony tail)

- floss my teeth with barbed wire.

- shave with a "Zippo".

- clean my pooper with poison oak.

- scrub my privates with steel wool.

- turn my steaks with bare hands.

[guohuen]

.....scratch, scratch... and your point would be? He says as he scratches his head with both hands while stirring the fire.:D

[Chang Style Novice]

"Chang if you were really tough you would use duct-tape to tie your pony tail"

Well, I wear my hair short now. I cut it myself with a Black and Decker hedgetrimmer and a weedwacker for behind the ears.

It is getting a bit long on top again, though. Maybe I can talk that construction crew into letting me use their woodchipper.

[ewallace]

I go for the bald look myself. Electric sanders work very well for that. And on sunny days I use a power waxer/polisher on top of the head to punish those who do not wear sunglasses.

[Chang Style Novice]

I'd do that, but I don't want to get sunburned. Now that I've finished my bulletproof three-piece suit, I don't have any use for the peeled skin. Besides, it's a real nuisance hooking up a hydraulic nail gun to the sewing machine so the tailor can make adjustments.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"turn my steaks with bare hands."

i really do that.

[ewallace]

I do it too unless I put my jack daniels grilling sauce on it. That ****in burns.