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rogue
10-07-2001, 05:51 AM
Introducing MC OBL
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I said a hip hop
the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it

to the bang bang boogie, say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--I'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends

are gonna try to move your feet
see I am wonder mike and I like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown,

the purple and yellow
but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
letĀ“s rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice

but I brought two friends along

and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

http://members.aol.com/kellya444/sugarh.jpg

check it out, iĀ“m the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons iĀ“ll tell ya why
ya see iĀ“m six foot one and iĀ“m tons of fun
and I dress to a t
ya see I got more clothes

than muhammad ali and I dress so viciously
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
I got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, I take a dip in the pool

which really is on the wall

I got a color tv so I can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks,

credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but I wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til I made it again
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up,

then you take her friend
master g, my mellow
its on you so what you gonna do
well itĀ“s on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

I said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
I said I go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
iĀ“m goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now iĀ“m feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the **** ya start doin the freak
I said ****, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair

now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but I rap to the beat just the same
I got a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
I guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that I am the baby of the bunch
Ā“but thatĀ“s okay I still keep in stride
cause all iĀ“m here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-n-t in your behind
I said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
I said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike

what are you waitin for?

I said hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it
to the bang bang the boogie say up

jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you

cause ya rocked and a rolled with so much soul
you could rock till youĀ“re a hundred and one years old

I dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat

a hip hop

the hippie the hippie to the

hip hip hop, a you dont stop rock it

rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat
I said I cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat

and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing bout a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank

he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

weĀ“re treacherous trio, weĀ“re the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
iĀ“ve created a devastating masterpiece
iĀ“m gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, I say it goes like this
well I was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said sheĀ“s heard stories and sheĀ“s heard fables
that iĀ“m vicious on the mike and the turntable
this young reporter I did adore
so I rocked some vicious rhymes like I never did before
she said **** fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
I said by the way baby whatĀ“s your name
said I go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
I said heĀ“s a fairy I do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
I said you need a man whoĀ“s got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but I can bust you out with my super sperm
I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it , do it
an iĀ“m here an iĀ“m there iĀ“m big bang hank,

im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
letĀ“s do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some

spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
I say skip, dive, what can I say
I cant fit em all inside my oj
so I just take half and bust them out
I give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
it was twelve oĀ“clock one friday night
I was rockin to the beat and feelin all right

everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so I said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme I call my masterpiece

and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin weĀ“re a helluva crew
once a week weĀ“re on the street
just to cut in the jams and look at your feet
for you to party ya got to have the moves
so weĀ“ll get right down and make ya rock
now the systemĀ“s on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin thereĀ“s still one fact
and to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the partyĀ“s over youĀ“re makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now I got a man comin on right now
heĀ“s guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like

I say a can of beer thatĀ“s sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree thatĀ“s not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
I mean the macaroniĀ“s soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma heĀ“s just being polite
he aint finished uh uh thatĀ“s bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man thereĀ“s plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that itĀ“s time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say thatĀ“s it I got to leave this place
I dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says I understand about the food
baby bubbah but weĀ“re still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the

boogie the beat
I say hank can ya rock

can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
I said come on make the make the people move

I go to the halls and then ring the bell
because I am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why I rock so well
a big bang, I got clientele
and from the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
it was the best advice that I ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk I wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until im through
now thereĀ“s a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from six to six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
I let them know that iĀ“m versatile
I got style finesse and a little black book
thatĀ“s filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
but the thing that separates you from me
and thatĀ“s called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
I didnt even bite and not a go word
and I say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mcs can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha

gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl

gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up

then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a master gee my mellow
its on you so whatcha gonna do

well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkayĀ“s singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down theyĀ“re played the most

its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face

like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down

like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so viciously
I said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two I was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master gee
at the age of four I was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five I didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six I was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven I was rockin in

heaven dontcha know I went off
I gotta run on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight I was really great
cause every night you see I had a date
at the age of nine I was right on time
cause every night I had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de popcorn...

http://www.interesting.com/stories/gadsden/images/museumshop.jpg

"Americans don't have the courage to come here," Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban soon to be getting jiggy with his first of 70 virgins.

ā€œAre you guys ready? Letā€™s roll.ā€ Last words of Todd Beamer heard over his mobile line right before rushing a hijacker.

[This message was edited by rogue on 10-07-01 at 09:09 PM.]

krome
10-07-2001, 05:56 AM
That's some funny Sh--...
Thanks

If you can't win run, run like Hell.

Kung Lek
10-07-2001, 05:58 AM
thanks rogue, i was wondering what the heck all that "jibba jabba" was. :D

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

JasBourne
10-07-2001, 06:50 AM
Dude, I want the CD! :D

Ryu
10-07-2001, 08:19 AM
The Wedding Singer CD?

Someone needs to pay some royalties

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

diego
10-07-2001, 08:57 AM
mc obl hahahahahahah

fucr almost killed me and that aint a ffigure of speech

i thought this would be serious but that pic and your little ass subject/comments

okay now i read just saw this on 60 minutes

"I finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guys'INSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICE' use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other people" kungfu site technique sec.VS?."...

diego
10-07-2001, 08:59 AM
:p :)

"I finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guys'INSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICE' use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other people" kungfu site technique sec.VS?."...

sultanpro
10-09-2001, 10:17 PM
Osama has some skills, someone should sign him!!!
What would the album cover look like??

Its not what goes in a man that defile's him, its what comes out.

Sharky
10-09-2001, 10:19 PM
those lyrics are nicked off Casanova fly, the ***** even says his name.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

Jaguar Wong
10-09-2001, 10:37 PM
I didn't know he was part of the Sugar Hill Gang. Or was that just a cover he was performing?

:) :) :)

That's some funny posting there Rogue

Jaguar Wong

Jaguar Wong
10-09-2001, 10:38 PM
Jeeze, you put the whole 12 minute version up there! :eek:

Jaguar Wong

ExitusDeorum
10-10-2001, 12:29 AM
But maybe he'd be better off with ''Showdown'' or maybe Furious Five's ''WW3''?
Then we shove the mike up his ass and throw him into a canal.
And shoot him.
Multiple times.
With rubber bullets.
Because it would take longer...

Ahem.

"Cry shamefully and let loose the turnips of war!"

rogue
10-10-2001, 04:57 AM
No edits with MC OBL Jag. Actually with the silly looking baggy clothes, the rag on his head and the automatic weapon I think he's more OG then Old Skool.

http://www.interesting.com/stories/gadsden/images/museumshop.jpg

"Americans don't have the courage to come here," Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban soon to be getting jiggy with his first of 70 virgins.

ā€œAre you guys ready? Letā€™s roll.ā€ Last words of Todd Beamer heard over his mobile line right before rushing a hijacker.

Godzilla
10-10-2001, 08:55 PM
Thanks rogue, I really liked that! Just thought i'd bring it back to the top for everyone else to enjoy, again.

Peace.

Godzilla