What's Your KFO Porn Name?

[Budokan]

Here's an icebreaker at parties. Take your middle name, add to it the name of your favorite pet.

Mine would be "Mark Cinnamon". Now, is that gay or what?:D

What would yours be?

[Serpent]

Dick Rufus.

LOL!

(No ****!)

[wushu chik]

Um, mine would be Lynn Diamond. I had a cat that had eyes that looked like diamonds, so that's what i named her, and she's always gonna be my fave!!!

~Wen~

[kungfu cowboy]

Hmm.

Thomas Trouble

Wushu chik has a cool one!

[IronFist]

Agreed. When are these Lynn Diamond dvds coming out?

IronFist

[Xebsball]

what do i do if i dont have a middle name?

[Budokan]

Then you can't play in any reindeer games. Sorry.

[kungfu cowboy]

Here's your honorary middle name:


Lawrence

(you had better have a pet!)

[SevenStar]

tremaine thunder

[Xebsball]

dude....

Lawrence Galileu, its gay as hell

[IronFist]

Well, I know what kind of porn you'll be doing then...

:D

IronFist

[PHILBERT]

Michael Mandy or Michael Toby.

Sorry we dont name my pets weird names.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Xebsball
dude....

Lawrence Galileu, its gay as hell

What the hell are you doing naming any pet Galileu!?

[Xebsball]

:D that was his full name, but we called him Gaga, its easier.

[Serpent]

Gaga the ..... what?

[Xebsball]

a dog, he was a dog, a smart dog. had only one eye, was really cool.

[Serpent]

Gaga the one eyed dog! Sweet.

[straight blast]

Alex Caesar...:D

[Serpent]

LOL!

I just remembered something!

A friend of mine had a dog called Wanker! It was great to see him in the park yelling, "Wanker! Come here!"

Anyway, his middle name is Douglas.

I think Dougie Wanker has to be the top porn name so far!

[Stone Monkey]

D i c k Squeaker...

[Serpent]

I take it back!

Dick Squeaker is without doubt the best so far!

[Merryprankster]

Allen Buck

[Gabriel]

erm... Chris Gizmo...

[PHILBERT]

My dog was named Toby-Wan Kenobi and Mandy Sue Crystal

Michael Kenobi...

[Helicopter]

Paul Brumus. (?)

Hmm....I'm not sure, maybe if I grew a big Moustache.....

[dezhen2001]

Neil Fudge :D:D:D

david

[BAI HE]

Rod Johnson.

[Royal Dragon]

I have a Tokay Gecko, he barks in the evenings around bed time. When he was a little baby Gecko, he still barked, but it sounded like a squeeking sound, and hence the name "Squeeks"

My other pet is a Ball Pyhton named "Sneaky Snak" after the Tom T Hall song

That would be Steven Snake? Stevie Snake? Stevien Sneaky Snake?

I like Stevie Snake, it's the most porn sounding

[Felipe Bido]

"The Latin Hose" Jose

[dezhen2001]

Felipe: i think a career beckons if your current job doesn't work out :D That's a MAD name :D

neil fudge :cool:

[guohuen]

"Spike Morningwood"

[dezhen2001]

Man, why couldn't Wen write a script with all these characters in it? :D

david

[Helicopter]

Sorry Guohuen, its a great name, but to me its sounds more like a news anchorman.

"..And now the 11 o'clock News with..."

[ewallace]

John Tuesday.

My parents were going to name me John Eric Wallace. Then someone pointed out what my initials would be and they switched them around.

[shaolinboxer]

Mahfut Gizinyeraz

[ewallace]

Is it possible for a foot to do that?

[Felipe Bido]

Originally posted by dezhen2001
Felipe: i think a career beckons if your current job doesn't work out :D That's a MAD name :D



Hehehehe....a new star is born...:cool:

[Mr Punch]

James Balti.

The curry-house porn star... Don't think it'll catch on somehow...:(

[norther practitioner]

D ick Tonka
or the other way of playing ...middle name + name of street you grew up on

D ick Jacobs

[Mojo]

Howard Apollo

[sticky fingers]

Hugh G. Rection

[ewallace]

Well, if we are going to make stuff up,

Harry Parratestees.

[MantisWill]

Todd Melvin

[Polaris]

Howard Buster. I think that's got a nice ring to it.

[PHILBERT]

I was just talking to my friend and found out her porno name is Angela Squirty. Though when she told me her pets names and her middle name she didnt know what I was gonna do.

[The Willow Sword]

David Opossum

[Tigerstyle]

I imagine I wouldn't have much of a career as Dean Speedy :o

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

mine sucks.

[rubthebuddha]

no pets, so i'll take my favorite plant:

"mr. funny pants" christopher.

:( :( :( :(

[KC Elbows]

Joseph Cordwainer.

[ewallace]

I hope "Cordwainer" is the name of the street you grew up on.

Stinkin hippies.

[African Tiger]

I think African Tiger is suffient. Don't you, Wen? :D

[Qi dup]

ahhh sh!t, this is a funny thread! :D


Mines Mike Pooty-tang.

[rogue]

Hi D. Salami

[TaoBoy]

John Bullet...It was over before it began.

LMAO @ D!ck Squeaker & Angela Squirty :D

What kinda pets do you crazies have?

[rogue]

Said in a booming voice with lots of echo...

Laaaaance Uranuuuus, Intergalatic porn staaaaar. Starring in, The Blackhole Probers from the Planet Kankersore!!! Co-starring Ru Paul as the Blackhole.

See Lance Uranus and his trusty sidekick Bucky Balls as they probe the dreaded Blackhole. You'll howl like monkey, you'll squeel like a piggy, you'll throw up in disgust when you see The Blaaaackhole Proberrrrrs from the Planet Kankersore!!!

[wushu chik]

If i was to make a script about all THESE names, i would be a MILLIONAIRE. I could sell it and start a "KFO Porn Trilogy". That would rock....

Yeah, AT, i think it suits you JUST FINE!! :D

~Wen~

I think my name would make the most money ;)


Pttttttthhhhhhhhh @ Serpent!

[Serpent]

If you wanted to write anything you'd need to know how to spell Trilogy, however.

;)

[wushu chik]

Smarta$$. I'm hot, tired, and annoyed. I am lucky I got my name spelled right!!

~Wen~

[Serpent]

You hot?

Really?

Cool!

[Serpent]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
mine sucks.

GDA. Your middle name is "mine" and you called your pet "sucks"? I simply don't believe that. You're obviously making it up, you try-hard lamer!

You're worse than a retarded midget.

Come on. What's your real porn name?

Huh?

C'mon!

[Qi dup]

Originally posted by rogue
Bucky Balls


Bucky balls, haha:D! ahhhh sh!t.

[TaoBoy]

Another variation: first pet's name + first street name

Bluey Meadowbank - very 60's. Wanna shag, baby?

[Sides sore from laughter]

[Serpent]

Rufus Broad!

Not too sure about that!

[Serpent]

Actually, when I was little, we had a golden retriever called Honey.

By the pet/street reckoning that'd make me Honey Broad. Which is a lot better for a chick than a guy I'm thinking.

But by the old way of Middle name/Pet's name I'd be Dick Honey!

Not sure about that either now I come to think of it!

:confused:

[Serpent]

I'm still going for Dick Squeaker as my favourite.

Neil Fudge is a close second however!

[rubthebuddha]

with the street name and first pet?

dusty havermeyer.

sounds more like a ****ing country singer.

[PHILBERT]

AT, I thought after that sick **** from the other night in the chatroom, it was gonna be 6 months.
































Or did ya forget and I just reminded ya? :D

[dezhen2001]

Wow - my names second?!
Felipe: maybe we both have a new career beckoning :D Especially as i need a part time job now i have to repeat a year at University :( :D

david

[252aCtUa|*]

hahaha lol mine would be

Ryan Roadboss!!

hahahah kinda swanky :)

[guohuen]

First pet name and street name
"Bear Allview"

[Polaris]

Dusty Stark

[Budokan]

LOL @ Angela Squirty. Now THAT'S a KFO porn name for the ages...:D Especially seeing as how you sandbagged her by asking for the info without her knowing what was going on. You should be ashamed but also proud at the same time....

Mr. D*ck Squeaker is also a pretty good belly laugh as well. :D :D

[Souljah]

Patrick Peanuts ........ LOL

[Unstoppable]

"Bob Monster!!!"!!!!

I Would like It better if It was "C O C K Monster!!!" LOL haha Just Kidding!! That would S.U.C.K.!

Woah Wait!!! if its Street You live(d)? on and Favourite pet, mine is Monster Park! Sound more like a Horor Movie than a Porn Star! LOL!

[GeneChing]

What a way to start out Halloween 2014. This definitely falls under the 'trick' category. :rolleyes:



Kung fu expert bares all about his porn star past (http://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/kung-fu-expert-bares-all-about-his-porn-star-past-1-6390470)

http://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/webimage/1.6390469.1414751713!/image/685343143.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/685343143.jpg

Published on the 31 October 2014 10:35

A kung fu expert who is the Mr Big of the martial arts world has come clean about his colourfulpast – as a porn star called Pete Le Meat.

Peter Mogridge travelled the world for several years making steamy films with his former girlfriend, glamour model Michelle Thorne.

Between times he worked as a male stripper called Adonis.

“It was all good clean fun and everything was above board. I haven’t done anything I’m ashamed of,” the 46-year-old told the Citizen.

“I admit it’s a bit embarrassing sometimes when I think of the past, but I suppose it’s all helped to make me who I am today.”

Now a highly respected martial arts master, Peter runs his own kung fu classes called Urban Wing Chun all over Milton Keynes.

The dad-of-three coaches city army cadets, runs self defence classes for all ages and works for children’s charities.

“Obviously I don’t talk about my background. A few of my older students know but it’s not something that’s relevant any more,” he said.

A kung fu fanatic from the age of five, Peter always had a muscular build.

“When I was in my 20s I was standing in a fancy dress shop waiting to hire a costume for a party when somebody asked me out of the blue if I’d like to work as a male stripper. It seemed like a good idea at the time!”

Before he knew it Peter was touring the world with the UK Hot Boys, formerly the famous Chippendales.

“I was the first stripper to do the Full Monty in Northern Ireland, which was quite a conservative place in those days,” he said.

He met former X Factor contestant Michelle, who was already making a name for herself in the glamour world, and they made a series of porn films together.

“I came up with the name Pete Le Meat and it caught on. I think I made 22 films,” he said.

Today Peter’s porno days are in the past and the only time he goes in front of the cameras is when he does stunt work for actors or receives another Wall of Fame award for his kung fu expertise.

“I’m a different type of person now. I like to spend my life helping people and doing good,” he said.


Just to be sure, this isn't one of you guys, is it? :o

[sanjuro_ronin]

What a way to start out Halloween 2014. This definitely falls under the 'trick' category. :rolleyes:



Just to be sure, this isn't one of you guys, is it? :o

Just googled them, LOL !
Too funny ho life works out.

[GeneChing]

Here's an icebreaker at parties. Take your middle name, add to it the name of your favorite pet.
Wah Jingles. awwww srsly? :o


Another variation: first pet's name + first street name
Leon Dragon. Well, that works a little better, I suppose. :rolleyes: