Kung Fu can improve your sex life!

[Serpent]

Or not?

What do you think?

[252aCtUa|*]

funny i didnt know i could hold a horse stance for almost an hour :) great way of training:) muhahahaha!!!

[KungFuGuy!]

I guess Temple Mc Fu is good for something :D

[Stone Monkey]

waist-generated power...thrusting from the hips...flexibility...stamina...grappling skills...

I'm gonna have to say yes :D

[252aCtUa|*]

o yeah i guess something good can come of temple Mc Fu lol


it did help my sex life :)

[ewallace]

Would someone who is really good at kung fu come over and beat the crap out of my wife then please?

[guohuen]

ROTFLMAO! Yes, kung fu has helped my sex life. No Eric we southern gentlemen don't hit girls. On the other hand I did teach my sister how to fight. She may be available. I was kinda hoping she would take care of Ralek first, but since school is out the dorm room that calls itself Ralec hasn't been posting.:p

[ewallace]

No Eric we southern gentlemen don't hit girls
Precisely why I have sought outside assistance!

[Hau Tien]

Kung Fu has definitely helped mine... I met my fiancee in our kung fu class ;)

[guohuen]

Kinda sucks though that the girls can hit us. Unless of course you like that sort of thing.

[ewallace]

"I won't hit a woman, but I'll shake the **** out of her"

- Paraphrased from Chris Rock

[Mr Punch]

Hang on, is that a good thing or a bad thing...!!?:confused: :D

[ewallace]

Depends if your glass is half empty or half full.

[Mr Punch]

Man, if I was with Miss Alabama 1994 it would definitely be half empty... or is that half full... What was my name again...?

Wilma.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i practice rotting orbz style.

[TaoBoy]

I can't believe this thread took off.
No...wait...yes I can.

LMAO @ Mr. Wallace. :D :D

[wushu chik]

Hey, what if the girl likes to be hit? Or bitten? Or pinches?? Or SPANKED?? Jeez, you guys are taking all the FUN OUT OF SEX. Anyways.....I will definetly vote for yes....;)

~Wen~

[Serpent]

Just let me know whenever you get the urge for a spanking.

[Cableguy]

It's helped me lots. Not so much in the act of sex but in the task of getting a woman to engage with you.
ie.
You meet a new girl, she's over watching a movie, she notices a rather large bruise on your arm, you tell her about your last experience on the mat and offer to teach her the new move you learned. wink wink nudge nudge ;)

You might have to start with a simple arm bar but we all know how that can easily turn into the guard or even full mount.

I would also be offering a guess that certain ideas in Tai Chi or Chi Kung might be similar to ideas in Tantric sex.

Ok we'd better switch topics here ok :)

[Serpent]

Ha! You still bruise!?

You bloody beginner newbie!


(Note to self... display more bruises)

[wushu chik]

Serpent...you baaaaaaaaaad boy!!

~Wen~