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dunbarj01
10-07-2001, 07:40 AM
Hi everyone,

A friend has started a new part-time job. They won't tell me what it is because they say they are too embaressed. My question is what do think would be the most embaressing job for you?

"That would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage...I love IT!" - Frank Drebbin, Police Squad.

Ryu
10-07-2001, 08:56 AM
Richard Simmons's undie sweat cleaner.

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

toddbringewatt
10-07-2001, 08:15 PM
The guy who sold those fake IDs to the Sept. 11th terrorists.

"Bruce Leroy. That's who!"

JasBourne
10-07-2001, 10:06 PM
Suppository Quality Assurance Tester.

Ryu
10-08-2001, 04:57 AM
**** Jas....
man...

uh.... look, don't post to me ever again... :(

:D :D ;)
(jk)

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

DrunkenMonkey
10-08-2001, 05:20 AM
in order of suckiness (that isn't so obvious)

1. counting products in a factory

2. word processing

3. networking

"****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous

Xebsball
10-08-2001, 05:31 AM
Maybe he/she is a stripper or something. I think that would be embarassing, at least here.

Another one would be prostitution, but i hope thats not it.

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qeySuS
10-08-2001, 05:50 AM
Internet help desk is not exactly embarresing but i would like to file it for the job that destroys your will for life the most.

That and test reading a 450 page book. YES I AM READING A 450 PAGE BOOK IN ONE EVENING.

Now it's 4 AM i have 180 pages left. Looks like an allnighter.

Free thinkers are dangerous!

Stumblefist
10-08-2001, 11:12 AM
Air traffic controller in Afganistan

"A wish to go to Heaven is the very beginning of falling into Hell."

Mojo
10-08-2001, 08:48 PM
1. Bartender in a gay bar
2. Male nurse ( they go no respect )
3. Hostess at a Sperm Bank :D

Goldenmane
10-08-2001, 09:20 PM
I have a friend who once, being really needy for work, had to take the only job going.

Jizz mopper. At a stripper-booth place.

His job was to clean the cubicles.

We were sworn to secrecy, never to tell his then girlfriend. :)

-geoff

-A hundred enemies, a hundred cups of wine. Infinite enemies, infinite wine.-

Budokan
10-08-2001, 09:23 PM
Yeah, I'd say 'jizz mopper' would be a pretty bad job all right...

K. Mark Hoover

Snake
10-08-2001, 09:51 PM
In the immortal words of Norm McDonald:
"Assistant Crack *****!" :)

Snake
"The Tree of Liberty
must be refreshed from
time to time by the
blood of patriots and
tyrants." -Thomas
Jefferson

Water Dragon
10-08-2001, 10:55 PM
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You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom

Ryu
10-08-2001, 11:07 PM
I think Water Dragon wins.

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

RedDragon
10-08-2001, 11:44 PM
bein a crackhead suckin d!ck for a dollar, ah memories

"United We Stand, Divided We Fall."

old jong
10-08-2001, 11:47 PM
Pin-head in a circus side-show!
http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/schlitz.gif :eek:

Les paroles s'envolent.
Les écrits restent!...

Stumblefist
10-09-2001, 06:38 AM
The Geek swallows chicken heads and stuff like that for the crowd. Usually they hire some permanent drunk.

"Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah...
This is the end, My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me"

Budokan
10-09-2001, 03:52 PM
How about having to throw away the hazmat material that results from Roseanne Barr's 'monthly visitor'? That would be pretty disgusting. Imagine having to clean up that biological spill every month....

Wait a minute. I think I just made myself nauseous.... :(

K. Mark Hoover

old jong
10-09-2001, 06:51 PM
Washing jock-straps at the local BJJ school.(Rolls old job)

Les paroles s'envolent.
Les écrits restent!...

Water Dragon
10-09-2001, 07:23 PM
Ralek's Babysitter

You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom