PLEASE click on this, LOL!!

[Merryprankster]

It never ends! It even spills over into a car forum!!

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=127982&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

You must read this. Must, must, must!!!

[rubthebuddha]

:rolleyes:

drivel.

but wait, maybe gene will let us start our own camaro section for this forum.

and only mullet-sporting tatum lookalikes can participate.

it'll be glorious.

[ewallace]

How'd you stumble upon this gem MP? I used to read this forum quite a bit.

[ewallace]

I really laugh at all these "internet black belts", the last black belt I fought, his mom chased me away with a broom after I kicked her sons ass. Sure it was in the 9th grade but he had all these trophies and belts, I had real world experience and pur meanness and heart. Never trust a belt or a pretty fighting style over someone that will throw sand in your face, step on your left foot, while kicking you in the nuts.

That's outstanding.

[Merryprankster]

The good old OG :)

[ewallace]

Fa-jing chuan= instant death
No Questions Asked.... I don't care how big, how strong, or how experienced you are, Fa-jing chuan will kill anyone within 1 second.
It is commonly referred to as the death touch.
Wrestle that......LOL I don't think so

When the hell did rolls start driving a camaro ss?

[rogue]

That site shows why it's important to move out of your moms house before you're 30.

[old jong]

Now we can let those guys talk endlessly about that and try some new subjects for a change!;)

[red5angel]

This is my favorite quote!

"If I were in a headlock(I'm 5'10 180lbs) and I was being choked by a 350lb bouncer, there are about 35 different pressure points that would either kill him or disable him with the lightest touch that I would be able to induce. "

[ewallace]

What did you have in mind old jong...Ford vs. Chevy? **** carts vs. Muscle Cars?

[old jong]

I drive a honda and I can beat any Ford or Chevy anytimes!...
Beside, we don't have "**** cars" in Canada because of the anti-pollution laws!...;)

[old jong]

how can you write "****" and I can't?...
...****....****....****....

[ewallace]

Ain't it a *****!!!

[Tigerstyle]

LOL @ rogue!



Wrestlers are slow compared to a nimble agile Karate fighter.


Weight and brute power have no bearing on a real fight.

LOL!



The reason that the real martial artists don't fight in there is simply because they have too many rules and are unable to utilize their training. Prior to the commercial popularity of the UFC, 18 people were killed in the ring by Kung Fu experts, and 16 of the 18 were wrestlers and Judo experts.

:eek:

[David Jamieson]

I read up to Dancin outlaws post. :D

It was as said before, outstanding. hahaha.

peace

[rogue]

He swings

"Weight and brute power have no bearing on a real fight. I have run several seminars teaching small people(between 120-170lbs) how to take out a very large person.

it's going...

Grant it, if and the key word is IF a big guy was actually able to grab and hold the person, which is highly unlikely( yeah what's the odds of that happening:rolleyes: ) , they may be in some trouble. italics mine

going...

But thats where the expertise of knowing the human body pays off.

going!!!...

there are about 35 different pressure points that would either kill him or disable him with the lightest touch that I would be able to induce.
and it's out of this ball park that we call reality!!!:D

[Cipher]

Man, that is some funny stuff. Really though, I hope the guy that started it (Mr. 35 presurepoints) is not seriouse, for his sake.

The funny thing is both sides of the argument are full of cr@p and pretty clueless all around.