red5angel
07-17-2002, 02:42 PM
So I was in prison lifting wieghts, when this guy walks up to me and asks me if I am in the martial arts. I said no, I was in prison but I dont think he got it, he said he wanted to fight in the shower room.
So we went to the shower room and faced each other. He tore his pants off and charged me. there was no way my pants were coming off so I tried to axe kick him. He slipped under and my leg landed on his shoulder. He got hold of my workout pants with his teeth and started tugging so I wrapped my legs around his head with the intention to flip him over me (like you sometimes see in the movies or videogames?) anyway I noticed his urgent moaning and decided against the flip , or going to the ground. I let go but by then he had the seat of my pants firmly between his teeth and was shaking me pretty hard. I tried to use my spider-chi grip but I couldnt get the angle. I also tried a real nice sweep I leanred recently in my MMA class but I forgot he was still clinging tenaciously to my buttocks with his teeth, trying to depants me.
I dropped down in a deep taiji stance and focused all of my inner strength on trying to get my pants out of his mouth but that wasnt working, it was a classical mess, me shuffling around in this wide legged form, trying to relax and generate power, him gripping and puling firmly on my pants.
eventually I tried a sumo like drop I had seen once in StreetFighter. This seemed to dislodge him a little so I swung around and mounted him. After reconsidering the idea of mounting this guy, and seeing his mad glee, I let go and gave him a few muy thai type kicks to various parts of his body. he screamed alot, I still cant tell you if it was in agony or twisted lust.
Eventually, I got him in a choke hold, grounded him and started pounding for all I was worth. he was unconcious but apparently his qi had built up in his jaw because he still had not released my pants. I quietly slipped out of them and ran back to my cell to get another pair and went about my business. I never saw him again.
So we went to the shower room and faced each other. He tore his pants off and charged me. there was no way my pants were coming off so I tried to axe kick him. He slipped under and my leg landed on his shoulder. He got hold of my workout pants with his teeth and started tugging so I wrapped my legs around his head with the intention to flip him over me (like you sometimes see in the movies or videogames?) anyway I noticed his urgent moaning and decided against the flip , or going to the ground. I let go but by then he had the seat of my pants firmly between his teeth and was shaking me pretty hard. I tried to use my spider-chi grip but I couldnt get the angle. I also tried a real nice sweep I leanred recently in my MMA class but I forgot he was still clinging tenaciously to my buttocks with his teeth, trying to depants me.
I dropped down in a deep taiji stance and focused all of my inner strength on trying to get my pants out of his mouth but that wasnt working, it was a classical mess, me shuffling around in this wide legged form, trying to relax and generate power, him gripping and puling firmly on my pants.
eventually I tried a sumo like drop I had seen once in StreetFighter. This seemed to dislodge him a little so I swung around and mounted him. After reconsidering the idea of mounting this guy, and seeing his mad glee, I let go and gave him a few muy thai type kicks to various parts of his body. he screamed alot, I still cant tell you if it was in agony or twisted lust.
Eventually, I got him in a choke hold, grounded him and started pounding for all I was worth. he was unconcious but apparently his qi had built up in his jaw because he still had not released my pants. I quietly slipped out of them and ran back to my cell to get another pair and went about my business. I never saw him again.