Had an "Altercation" Last Night

[Water Dragon]

I’m in bed asleep last night, and my dog wakes me up barking like a maniac. I get up and go to see what all the fuss is about. I see my dog barking like a maniac at the back door; so I let her out. My 85 pound American Bulldog goes tearing out the door and bolts to the fence. I see my gas grill tipped over on the patio.

Turns out some idiot was trying to steal my grill. That’s OK though because Rosie got a piece of him as he was jumping the fence. I don’t think he’ll be coming back. If he does, I’ll heve my .40 Cal waiting for him.

[Crimson Phoenix]

You'd threaten a guy trying to steal a grill with your gun???? :eek:

[KC Elbows]

I almost had the grill. I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that dog and his ugly friend.:D

[Badger]

Never mess with another man's grill!

[yenhoi]

You should have got your hunting knife (from under your pillow - doesnt everyone have a hunting kinfe under the pillow?) and chased the *** down.

[The Willow Sword]

i fell asleep at the fence and failed to let you know he was coming down stairs,,i guess we gotta go to Walmart then.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Crimson Phoenix
You'd threaten a guy trying to steal a grill with your gun???? :eek:

No, but anyone who shows up on my property, inside my fence at 3:00 in the morning is getting shot. How do I know if all he wants is my grill? He's lucky I don't keep the gun loaded anymore (I don't need to with Rosie around.) That Bulldog may have saved his @ss.

[Cody]

Stealing a grill? I know gas grills can get pricey, but they're also kind of big, and what the heck. stealing a grill!? Makes you feel like bolting everything down. I guess he was going to wheel it out. If not, I was just picturing a scenario of rigging to hoist the food preparation altar over the fence. Wonderful way to start a day, which for me, is going to get more nuts with every minute that passes.
Glad you have your grill, and everything is okay.

Cody

[Badger]

Rosie should team-up with JWT's Wonderdog.

[Water Dragon]

In fact, I don't know if he was after the grill. All I saw was a grill tipped over on the patio and a leg in my dog's mouth. For all I know, he could have been trying to get in the house, where my boyz and wife sleep. THAT'S why the gun will be loaded this weekend.

[txwingchun]

Well at least we know what rolls/ralek has been doing in his spare time when he's not beating off to the latest gracie video.

[Kaitain(UK)]

he was probably using it to get a bunk-up to a window or something to try and break in

[ewallace]

Cap his ass. Someone stoll my grill about two months ago. This is one of those $30 wallmart grills. How ****ing petty is that? Oh well, Karma has it's evil sense of humor. The guy will probably get E. Coli the first time he cooks some **** with my grill. There are few things you just don't mess with in life... A man's family and a man's grill.

[Crimson Phoenix]

Give the guy a break, maybe he was just practicing a little ninjutsu or something...

[MonkeySlap Too]

Dude, you need motion detector lights in back - use halogens. It'll annoy your neighbors, but ****aroaches don't wanna be seen.

2. - teach Rosie to shoot.

[MonkeySlap Too]

Frankly, with the rash of child and woman kidnapings / rape / murders, I'd cap the guy too if he came into my backyard at 3 AM.

Did Rosie get any meat?

[KC Elbows]

Somewhat off topic, but still grill theft related. My nephew used to play The Sims a lot, and when you make a household on the Sims, apparently it keeps that household there, so that every household you make become neighbors to the others.

Well, the first household he made was a criminal, but he gave up on that one and made a sports star who got all rich and successful.

Well, every time he played, the criminal he made would steal the grill and the lawn furniture from this guys yard.

My father in law played it for a couple months, but his guy was always depressed and never got a job. So he made a household of women and the depressed guy threw a party for them, in hopes of getting a girlfriend and breaking out of his slump. Well, the one woman he went for was married, and so the two had a long term affair, during which he would smack her around. One day he was laying down some whip@ss on her, and the stove caught fire and they both died, thus ending my father in laws foray into the sims game.

All right, back to the regularly scheduled thread.

[rubthebuddha]

mad props to rosie.

and anyone who thinks it's not okay to get ****ed about a grill being lost should go have a phatty barbecue this weekend and see how their opinion changes.

[Badger]

.40 cal is good rehab....one good shot & they never steal again.

[Water Dragon]

This is an American Bulldog

http://www.outpostnet.com/ABO/gamb3.jpg


This is what they do

http://www.outpostnet.com/ABO/AIR.jpg

[Cipher]

I would get ****ed off too if someone tried to steal anything of mine. You should wait until they were inside the house though before shooting him. Too easy to get sued now days.

IMO if anyone is on my land without my permission with the intentions of hurting and or damaging my family or house he is going to become very familier with Mr. Smith.

[KC Elbows]

Too much information.:D

[Badger]

LOL @ KC's sick mind.;)

[rogue]

How do I know if all he wants is my grill? Criminal: "First I'll steal this here gas grill, then I'll break in and get the silverware."

I'm sorry but that just sounded funny.

BTW: You must keep a clean yard if the guy didn't notice the tell tales of a large dog.:D

[Ford Prefect]

lol @ stealing a grill. You have a different breed of thief there.

[ewallace]

Give the guy a break
You are absolutely right. Waterdragon, holster the .40 cal and unsheath the deer rifle with the scope. You really shouldn't scare the guy like that if you miss the first time with the .40 cal.

[rogue]

Hey Ford everyone has to start somewhere. In a few years we won't be laughing when the grill bandit gets the Hope Diamond.

BTW What kind of grill is it, Duchain, Weber?

[dezhen2001]

Is it just mee or does the guy the bulldog is jumping up on for that 2nd link posted... look a little like Mooney? :D

david

[Braden]

None of you have lived in the slums, eh?

I've had my grill taken three times.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Braden
None of you have lived in the slums, eh?

I've had my grill taken three times.

See, you should get an American Bulldog. Then you'd be grilling this weekend.

[KC Elbows]

German shepherd is a better dog for grilling.

[Braden]

Had a dog. She's passed on. Here's pictures:

http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog1.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog2.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog4.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog6.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog7.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog8.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog9.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog10.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog11.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/shcr01/dog12.jpg

In the mean time, I'm learning to wok. ;)

[Former castleva]

Did you remember to fry that "piece" of his for Rosie with your precious grill.
A guard dog needs to know what to eat.
;)
BTW,Good thing you guys have noticed how kung-fu and dogs mix up.Seriously.
:)

[Royal Dragon]

Could you call Meyung and tell him I won't be in to class Sunday, My leg got tore up real bad in an "Accident", so I'm going to be off for a month or so.:D

[Royal Dragon]

We put a perfectly good grill out behind the apartment because we didn't need it and it was in the way, but to nice to just toss. Wouldn't you know it sat there all summer before someone finaly took it and it had a sign that said "Free to a good home" on it!!!

And you have morons breaking into your yard to STEAL one?

I don't know man, maybe it's becaue I grew up in a mob town so I'm used to much more classy and sophistcated criminals, so stealing a grill sounds like something even a total dumb **** on drugs would'nt bother doing!!!

You Indiana boys just don't get it do you?? Your suposed to steal stuff you can resell fro $$$!!!!

LOL at the grill:p :eek:

[Black Jack]

Shot the guy in the scrotum.

American Bulldogs are sweet, as a lover of the bullbreeds I give them a big thumbs up, not as up as my babies but real sweet.

What line do you have, one of those giant JDJ's or a Scott or Hybrid?

[Water Dragon]

She's a Painter, so she's not as big as the standards or as bully as the Johnson's. I think the Painter's do have a small bit of Pit Bull in them though, so she might be a more game dog.

[Asia]

I have the sign,"F#(k the Dog beware of Owner!" My dog is a mutt but she is a great family dog and watch dog. She won't attack anyone but she will dam sure let you know someone is there.


Personally WD I am appalled. Using a .40 is UNSPORTSMAN like. Get out the bow and then you will feel more appreication for the trophy you get to mount.

[Black Jack]

Painter dogs are supposed to be pretty rough and tumble. I hear and as you already mentioned that they have a good bit o' pit in them.

Good pick, they are very fine and super workable dogs, strong as all living hell, I wish more police units would catch onto the fact and put more of them into the program, get out the shepard and bring in the real deal.

[KC Elbows]

Are we talking about Mr. Smith again?