You too can be Li Mu Bai

[Crimson Phoenix]

Dayum, I hate to start stupid threads like this...but since no recent thread would approxiamte the subject, there it is:
Now, you can BUY Green Destiny!! Don't even have to steal it and fight Michelle Yeoh (even though if it went to the ground, that would be some bonus LOL)

http://www.wle.com//products/2068-gt.html

[yenhoi]

Why?

HE DIES.

[Crimson Phoenix]

Yen, sorry to ruin your fun, but we all do eventually... :D

[Ford Prefect]

He dies before he bangs Michelle Yeoh though. I don't want to die before I bang Michelle Yeoh.

[dezhen2001]

u can also buy the sword from Highlander etc. nowadays as well. My mate practises his 'capoeira sword' (doesn't really know how to use it, just spins it and plays) with the highlander sword.. So much for there can be only one :(

david

[yenhoi]

Everyone does not die eventually. Thats just part of the mythological mind conditioning mother culture has been whispering into everyones ears since birth. You fool.

[kenso]

If you look at the statistical data on death then it is not obvious that everyone dies:
Several estimates of the total number of humans ever to live exist, but a round number of 12 billion is a good estimate.
Currently, 6 billion people are alive.
So statistically, 50% of all the people who ever lived are alive now, and therefore you only have a 1 in 2 chance of dying. :p

Of course this is why Mark Twain said there are lies, **** lies, and statistics. :D

[yenhoi]

Statistics. More mind numbing and more rasping mother culture.

[Crimson Phoenix]

I totally agree, Yenhoi, but it will be the Reaper you'll have to convince, when it comes for you ;)

[yenhoi]

Indeed. :)

[Chang Style Novice]

Godd@mnit! I still can't find a place that sells a Flying Guillotine!