Isn't it fun being your sifu's thug?

[KC Elbows]

Last night we were sparring for quite a while at class, each person would go out and spar the other class members, one after another, and then the next person would step up.

Well, every time my teacher would want to see how someone would react to a certain attack, he would turn to me and say "I'm sending you out third or fourth, take them to the ground", or "go for the legs repeatedly on him".

I learned some important points about my groundwork in the process, and some of my classmates learned how to better escape my evil clutches.

It's good to be a thug.

[ewallace]

So reading between the lines here I'd say you are your sifu's beitch. Now get your ass into the kitchen and fix me a bacon sammich...pronto.

[KC Elbows]

EWallace is just jealous.

[Badger]

Hey! I'll take one of them bacon sammiches.:D

[KC Elbows]

D@mn you, ewallace!

[red5angel]

Come on guys guive him a break, KC just got out of prison so he is used making "bacon sammitches" when another man asks..... ;)

[Tigerstyle]

Mmmmmm. Bacon sammich.

[Asia]

I like my Bacon marinaded in RICH CREAMERY BUTTER!!!!!!


(Dam Talk about THREAD DRIFT!!!! This got hijacked befor it got offf the ground!!!)

[KC Elbows]

Yes, and for that, eWallace is getting a horse's head. With a bacon sandwhich in its mouth.

**** texans.

[ewallace]

You know, I actually do feel bad about the massive thread hijack. In attempt to redeem myself I ran an exhaustive search and found a photo that just may resemble the results of KC being his sifu's thug. You can see it here (http://www.veal.org/professional/recipes/bacon%20sandwhich.jpg)

[Asia]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

THAT"S COMEDY!!!!

[Badger]

Man! I'm hungry!

[Former castleva]

I´m trying to keep these hijacker thugs at bay now!!
Hands up and throw the bacon samminches to the ground!

"It's good to be a thug."
Sure,if your sifu does accept criminals...
oh da*n (what a nasty word) I can´t write anything intelligent right now.:cool:

[Asia]

BACON is GOOD!!! PORK CHOPS is GOOD!!!! BUT BACON SAMMICHES RULE!!!!!! ROCK ON, BACON SAMMICHES!!!!! (Oh wait the word THUG was used here which so many GANSTARAPPAs like to call themselves! Therefore......


YO BACON SAMMICHES BE PHAT LIKE A MUTHAFU(KA!!! YO! BIOTCH GITS ME A BACON SAMMICH FO I BE BUSTIN A CAP!!!!

[ewallace]

I shall get "Bacon Life" tattooed across my stomach. I will then finally be cool.

[neptunesfall]

don't you mean "Bakon Lyfe"?

[ewallace]

No. That may mean something derogatory towards German mothers that I'm not aware of.

[Aramus]

I like it when my instructor tells me to cinch and...
oh wait we're all talking about bacon...

Yep, cops can be pretty mean at times
I mean

Yo, yo yo, get me some bacon before I have to slap that...sigh

[ewallace]

goOd recovery dawg. Dont go fukkin up my thread now yo.

[Badger]

Kevin Bacon s.ucks!

[KC Elbows]

Yes, being a productive member of your school is a good thing.

For instance, I realized very quickly that several members were prepared for the clinch, so I had to get my timing just right to catch them.

I also learned I'm not particularly good at applying a choke.

[Badger]

.....And this has what to do with a bacon sammich???????

[KC Elbows]

I do not believe in your vicious hijacking, and therefore, as the number one poster, I have willed it out of existence.

My teacher likes to have certain people(ones with control) suddenly go all out on me. It has helped my ability to change speed and intent dramatically.

[ewallace]

It has helped my ability to change speed and intent dramatically Good. Then that sammich should be just about ready then shouldn't it. And take that dam.n girddle off. It makes you look like a sissy. I'm not raising any flipper grandkids.

[Badger]

Bacon, lettuce & mustard.....yummy!

[rubthebuddha]

nah. the perfect bacon sammich?

toasted bread
bacon
bacon
bacon
bacon
a little lettuce
more bacon

[SifuAbel]

What? Bacon with no peanut butter and banana? What would elvis think? :confused:

[Badger]

Thank ya...Thank ya very much.

uh...Anybody gotta jelly donut???

[ewallace]

Since I despise mayo I used to go with the mustard. Problem is the mustard really does take away from the taste o'bacon. So I put a slight amount of miracle whip on ONE side of bread. Just enough so the sammy is not too try.

Silly KC. You shall not get your thread back. Life is so much easier when you acknowledge the power of bacon instead of trying to fight it.

[Badger]

:D

[Asia]

What many practioners lack it that they don't pay attention to the proper placement of bacon onto the bread. You don't just slap the bacon on there. This will not do. The stirps must be layed down as to run along the chi meridans of the bread, or toast as both are suitable. The was a a book written by a great shaolin monk named Fri Ying that outlined the Bacon Placement Principle.

[ewallace]

L:)L @ Asia!! That's outstanding.

[KC Elbows]

I can no longer fight it.

This is the best hijacking I've ever seen.

However, seeing as how I already had my bacon sammich, you'll just have to go home and make your own, *****.

[ewallace]

I was thinking the same thing...about the quality of the hijacking that is.


However, seeing as how I already had my bacon sammich, you'll just have to go home and make your own, *****.No thanks, I ate already. And you know what's really funny? I didn't even have a bacon sandwich. I just wanted to see how long it would take you to cave in.








*****.

[Asia]

KC

You're just NOW getting your bacon sammich!?!?!

You are SLOW!!!! You are lucky these are more relaxed times. Legend has it Fri Ying used to make students meditate while holding scolding cans filled with hot bacon grease.

Hmmmmmm BACON GREASE!!!!! BEST WAY TO WASH DOWN A BACON SAMMICH!!!

[Shaolindynasty]

Personally I could go for a bacon and fried balloney sandwich with tomatoe and mayo

[ewallace]

I really do have to say thank you to KC Elbows. The thread he started has now solved what was previously a "what to do for dinner" problem. I will eat like a king tonight. Thank you KC.

[Royal Dragon]

Please make Checks payable to Royal Dragon Kung Fu!!!

[MonkeySlap Too]

Don't forget the great taoist sifu B. Lee who stripped away the excess layers of bread and toppings, relying only the formlessness of crispy cooked bacon. Pure bacon, without the added trappings of 'tradition'.


Hmmm. bacon.

[Royal Dragon]

Because it's really getting "out there" :eek:

[joedoe]

Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too
Don't forget the great taoist sifu B. Lee who stripped away the excess layers of bread and toppings, relying only the formlessness of crispy cooked bacon. Pure bacon, without the added trappings of 'tradition'.


Hmmm. bacon.

But that is because bacon smmiches are a classical mess. :D

[Tae Li]

hey, whats going on heeeeeere? can someone please tell me the connection between bacon (gross!) and martial arts??
pronto.

Tae Li;)

[joedoe]

Pig style kung fu? :D

[Tae Li]

LOL JoeDoe:D

thats disgusting.

Tae Li;)

[joedoe]

How have you been Tae Li? Long time no see. How is the WRX?

[Tae Li]

The REX is good except that the left rim is slightly scratched:s

Im good Joe, hope all is well for you:)

Back at uni now (final semester) and got training (im training with a European Champ who is quite good actually)

How's Karm?

So whats this about pig kungfu? introduce me....lol

oink oink, strike strike?

Tae Li;)

[joedoe]

I am well, but too busy :). Traded in the Camry for a new Corolla - absolutely hauls arse. 100 Kw of power in that little frame makes for a very quick car.

Karma is no longer working for us unfortunately. We decided to part ways, and unfortunately the parting was not as nice as I would have liked. I wasn't there when he was given his marching orders, and I was told he was treated badly. However, we are still in contact and last I saw he was well.

Pig Kung Fu - it is the highest kind of kung fu. No matter what **** you throw at it, it just laps it up :D.

[ewallace]

You two lovers get the hell off my thread unless you have something meaningful to contribute about bacon. Pronto.

[Badger]

eWallace-

One thing almost as good as a bacon sammich is a Chick-fil-A Chicken Biscut.

[ewallace]

Done that twice already this week.

The apartment complex I'm about to move into caters breakfast every Saturday. You know what's on tap for the first weekend I'm going to be there!

[Royal Dragon]

That Bacon is one of the allowed foods on the famous Atkin's weight loss diet??

You CAN have your Bacon and eat it too!!!

[Asia]

What's better than having a bacon sammich with a cold beer?

Having TWO bacon sammiches witha cold beer!!!

Meditate on this!!!

[Badger]

Thanks to this thread I had to go & get a bacon sammich at lunch today.

& no thanks to you KC;)


Badger

[ewallace]

I had one after I got home on the day this exquisite thread was at it's peak.