You know you've spent too much time on KFO when...

[ewallace]

Posters you have never met pop up in your dreams. Last night I had a weird dream that I was the Admin of a forum. Someone kept posting links to a porn video. It took a long time to track down who it was (you know how dreams go). It is pretty funny though because the name of the person that was posting the porn was backarcher and the person I tracked it down to was Ralek. And strangely almost everything took place inside a grocery store.

Now try and analyze that shi.t.

[Royal Dragon]

I woke up and discovered it was REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[GeneChing]

...I think you're gonna like it.
I think you're gonna feel right at home

[ewallace]

1. In the morning co-workers notice this reflection in your glassy eyes:
muroF uF gnuK < muroF uF gnuK ehT :aiJ iaw < smuroF enizagaM uF gnuK

2. Your browser's homepage is set to the main kung fu forum

3. You actually find knowledge in Serpent's posts.

4. You start to recognize BJJ as a decent art when your main style is Wing Chun.

5. You know how to by-pass the profanity filters.

[Arhat of Fury]

ewallace---LMAO!!!!! I had a nightmare/dream that I met sevenstar once at a club and I dont really know the guy.

I thought I was the only demented one!!!

Funny shyt

AOF

[guohuen]

As a trained therapist I recommend that you never repeat that dream to anyone ever again.

[dezhen2001]

I know i'm addicted to KFO coz my parents call me a sad loser and think i have an internet addiction problem :D

ewallace: that is Sick! :eek:

guohuen: didn't know you were a trained therapist - that's great. A very hard job i am sure, but i respect it a lot :)

david

[guohuen]

I don't work in the field anymore. It was too disheartening trying to work with people who've had psycosurgery or been on psycoactive drugs longterm.

[ewallace]

Why the hell do you keep coming back to this forum then?

:)

[DelicateSound]

Originally posted by ewallace
5. You know how to by-pass the profanity filters.


**** you ewallace.



:D

[ewallace]

Well Funk you very much for caring DS! Where have you been hiding your ugly limey mug huh?

- Edited for the kids by EW.

[DelicateSound]

Been a little busy mate. Exams, work, women and guitars.

Have I missed anything on here? The Return of Ralek II? The death of BJJ? KC finally coming out?


Probably not. Anyway, good to see the KFO world still turns....

[ewallace]

KC finally coming out? Funny you should ask. See thread about being an instructor's beitch or thug or something.

[dezhen2001]

guohuen: You must take on a lot of negativity and pressures from doing something like that, that's why it must be such a hard job. It's good that you did it though and i'm sure learned many valuable lessons :)

DS: good to see ya back on the forum man! Our Brit numbers are swelling every day :D Do u know what happened to Sharky? lol

well, 1am - i'm not addicted honest :D
going to bed,

david

[guohuen]

It's like looking at a scar to remind oneself how you got it.:D


Hey D.S., longtime no hear.

[Former castleva]

Haha!
Wallace,you made my day!
"muroF uF gnuK < muroF uF gnuK ehT :aiJ iaw < smuroF enizagaM uF gnuK "
:D
keep up the good work.
A good post.

Hey Dezhen!
How is your kfo cycle?
Having enough time to keep on going?
I hope so.:) ;)

[DelicateSound]

Hey D.S., longtime no hear

You too man. Nice to know people still care..... :) But shouldn't it be "no read". Or possibly "no see". In a strange internet forum way.

Ah, the faceless nature of the internet. For all I know KC Elbows could be a 57 year old pervert with mild herpes and a penchant for growing wild lichen, sending mail out of his parents basement......




DS: good to see ya back on the forum man

Cheers man, good to hear from you too. :)



Do u know what happened to Sharky?

The living, breeding fungi that had been growing in his student flat must have taken over. Apparantly he was holed up inside a wardrobe for a few weeks, clutching a pair of Seinheiser headphones.....

[ewallace]

Ah, the faceless nature of the internet. For all I know KC Elbows could be a 57 year old pervert with mild herpes and a penchant for growing wild lichen, sending mail out of his parents basement...... 'Nuff said.

[KC Elbows]

Mild my @ss.

Good to see ya, DS.:)

[rubthebuddha]

yes, mild herpes on your ass. the genital ones? only GDA can top those.

oh, and keeping in line with the topic ...

... when you think back to the two weeks when KC had to speak in nothing but rhymes ... and get misty-eyed. :(