Cyberkwoon a place for more serious martial artists! [Archive]

PHILBERT

08-08-2002, 06:07 PM

3 reasons

1.) KFO has a magazine with the URL in them to the forums

2.) Go look at the members list. Alot of them have ZERO post count or horribly low post count.

3.) We are just the sexier *****

Royal Dragon

08-08-2002, 06:29 PM

Simple, look at the whole thing that went down with the N eal C ameron deal. They outright supported him, FABB included. I ended up getting a "Troll" badge for what should have been a common sense argument. I have NEVER seen ANYBODY side witha Child Molester before. THAT is why they have less users.

Everyone here got it right. They are just not as bright as we are (As far as I'm concerned).

I have made like two posts since then, and to be honest with you I ended up deleting a few afterwords because I don't want to support them. Those guys are like the super ultra libera mushies to the point that it makes me sick to my stomach.

Le nOObi

08-08-2002, 06:47 PM

Hey im a Super ultra liberal mushy so watch it!
Hee hee.

Le nOObi

08-08-2002, 06:48 PM

Although i dont see how siding with child molesters is a trait of any political inclination!

Royal Dragon

08-08-2002, 06:58 PM

Those morons really frost my behind.

Syre

08-08-2002, 08:03 PM

It's definitely a place to pay money... if nothing else.

PHILBERT

08-08-2002, 08:09 PM

I also find the layout different. I am registared there mainly to have access to the videos, but I have never posted on there.

SifuAbel

08-08-2002, 10:36 PM

Looking in on CyberK, I don't really see much that is so different. Many of the same names pop up. Some that I'm sure lurk here, even if they don't post. Much of the same questions, arguements and such. They are much more politically oriented, even when they say they are not.

RD,

I looked up our freinds(neal) profile and it seems he hasn't posted anything since our little cyberwar over there. He at least isn't posting as tuslawingchun. So in a sense we got what we wanted, a bit.

And that chris guy is sounding more and more like an elitist snob.

NPMantis

08-09-2002, 04:36 AM

That's so funny!

We're obviously the best and no one can argue that this forum has a good layout and many people who post have very valid comments.

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 05:16 AM

is second only to my own Forums (Shame on most of you for not posting there!!!) :D

Actually, KFO really is the best Kung Fu forum there is. we have the best people and all the low lifes too (For when you feel like fighti'n)

I Miss Ralek of course, but I suspect he has gotten beat by a Kung Fu guy and is afraid to show face. I'm sure he will be back eventually. (I had nothing to do with it!!!:D )

Abel, you right about that Chris guy, Elitest snob to the fullest.

Water Dragon

08-09-2002, 06:49 AM

My forum can beat up your forum :rolleyes:

neptunesfall

08-09-2002, 07:18 AM

chuck norris can beat up the CK forum.

SifuAbel

08-09-2002, 07:54 AM

Royce would choke the CK.

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 07:54 AM

My Forum's Daddy can beat up Your Forum's DADDY!!!!!!:o

God, I wish I could post an image, I have the coolest smile for this post!!!

ewallace

08-09-2002, 08:10 AM

Gene Ching vs. FFAB. October 19th at the Staples Center in LA. Doors open at 6 p.m. Fights begin at 8 p.m.

Le nOObi

08-09-2002, 08:45 AM

Ewallace-what do you have for odds on the FFab vs. gene ching Fight.

I think another good cyberkwoon vs. KFO fight would be Ralek vs all cyberkwoon challengers!

ewallace

08-09-2002, 09:33 AM

My contacts tell me right now it's 6-1 for KFO but will probably go 7-1 on fight night. And seeing as this fight's winner will be determined by one mod's verbal recognition of the other's forum superiority, there will be no rounds.

KC Elbows

08-09-2002, 10:05 AM

Right now, someone is probably linking to this post on CK.

Meanwhile, on some MMA forum out there, a shaven headed tatooed man is laughing at both forums in the glow of his Rorian Gracie night light.

Has anyone seen the outside lately?:D

ewallace

08-09-2002, 10:13 AM

The what?

GeneChing

08-09-2002, 10:13 AM

All I can say is that I haven't gone onto Cyberkwoon to post KungfuMagazine forum plugs there.

But if some of the loyal KFM forum members went over and did so, well, that would be beyond my control. ;)

ewallace

08-09-2002, 10:16 AM

All I can say is that I haven't gone onto Cyberkwoon to post KungfuMagazine forum plugs there.
I just got a page saying that the odds are down 4-1 KFO due to Gene's smack talk.

BeiKongHui

08-09-2002, 11:55 AM

Cyberkwoon is like a Berkeley for kung fu.

"Would you like a Veggie Whopper, with that elitist attitiude?"

Gene will lay the people's smack down upon Ffab's Niles Crane like head! ;)

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 12:51 PM

10 to one on Gene. But only because he's sending astrial spies to Cyber McKwoon!!

Tigerstyle

08-09-2002, 01:16 PM

Obviously, Chuck Norris will win. He's bigger (mass-wise) than Van Damme, and Bruce is dead (and I don't think Bruce will return Ryu's calls any more :p ).

LOL@ old jong: "I look at this place and see David Carradine walking into the sunset!"

Also LOL@ Royal Dragon: "I Miss Ralek of course..."
Heh, heh. "Miss Ralek" :D

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 01:21 PM

All the Wusses go to Cyber kwoon

SDriver

08-09-2002, 01:22 PM

Most people on both forums are fine folks. No need to get all dippy and sectarian, jeez.

KC Elbows

08-09-2002, 01:26 PM

Oddly enough, I have never read a thread on here pitting norris against van damme, and most vs. threads get made fun of by long time members.

However, my money's on Norris, and I agree with SDriver.

KC Elbows

08-09-2002, 01:28 PM

And, once again, forums are weird. We are now posting about people posting about people posting about kung fu.

Think about it.

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 01:30 PM

SDriver & KC Elbows are wusses and should be bannished to Cyber McKwoon!!!

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 01:33 PM

What about people that are not Wusy enough for Cyber McKwoon, but not man enough for KFO??

Do they get sent to Dragon's list?

Tigerstyle

08-09-2002, 01:34 PM

Gene is too much of a Hippie to ban 'em, and Ffab is too much of a Nazi to accept them. :D

j/k, of course. Please don't ban me, Hipp...er, Gene.

ewallace

08-09-2002, 01:35 PM

sandwich del tocino

KC Elbows

08-09-2002, 01:42 PM

What's that?

SDriver

08-09-2002, 01:45 PM

We are truly the ****ed, who walk between two worlds

ewallace

08-09-2002, 01:48 PM

¡ viva la bacón !

KC Elbows

08-09-2002, 01:51 PM

My grandmother used to make peanut butter and bacon sandwhiches for us when we were kids. The bacon has to be crisp, no flimsy stuff.

ewallace

08-09-2002, 01:54 PM

I buy some grocery store-label bacon that I guess is marinated in maple. It makes my whole ****ing place smell like maple bacon/syrup for three+ days. Not only is it delicious, it is a great air freshener too.

SDriver

08-09-2002, 01:58 PM

Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches = good times.

I used to eat grilled peanut butter and Peeps sandwiches... they'd get all gooey and stuff. Awesome.

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 02:00 PM

Personally, I like Bacon Chees burgers with extra, extra Bacon.

KC Elbows

08-09-2002, 02:01 PM

My other grandmother used to make bacon cheese roll ups. And yet no one in my family dies of heart disease.

Bacon is the miracle meat.

ewallace

08-09-2002, 02:04 PM

I was really just testing to see if my new method of thread-jacking is as effective as it was on the other thread. I must say the results are quite encouraging.

Badger

08-09-2002, 02:16 PM

Peanut butter on hamburger is actually pretty good.

Royal Dragon

08-09-2002, 02:19 PM

We used to just cut a package in half, and fry it up in a pan over the open fire. then once we ate it all, we threw the grease in the fire for some pyrotectic fun. :D

Peanut butter on Hamburger? without Bacon? What are you NUTTS??

To the CYBERKWOON with you!!!

Badger

08-09-2002, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Royal Dragon
Peanut butter on Hamburger? without Bacon? What are you NUTTS??

You are right. I'll add bacon next time.:D

GeneChing

08-09-2002, 03:49 PM

How much do they giveaway at cyberkwoon? just wondering...
:cool:

rubthebuddha

08-09-2002, 03:54 PM

a pound of backbacon for every hundred posts. is why there's so much poopage filling their threads.

RENEGADE_MONK

08-09-2002, 10:34 PM

You guys need to focus!!! You all went from bashing Cyberkwoon to the Dragon's list then meandered to Peanut Butter and Bacon sandwiches thats the problem your cholesterol levels are too high from eating all those bacon samiches :cool:

R>I>P ARH

ewallace

08-09-2002, 11:28 PM

See. This method of threadjacking is so successful it even gets the mods. ¡ viva la bacón !

SDriver

08-10-2002, 06:54 AM

You know what else is really good? Peanut butter and Tabasco sauce sandwiches. Seriously.

Royal Dragon

08-10-2002, 10:25 AM

The conversation is about BACON!!! Forget about Cyber McKwoon, they aren't worth mentionng when compared to BACON!!!

Also Peanut butter and Tabasco sauce is only good with BACON!!! Get it?? Gooooood!!!!!!

omegapoint

08-10-2002, 04:13 PM

If you want real Japanese and Okinawan Fighting Arts info go to e-budo. World reknowned cats like Patrick McCarthy and Harry cook post there, not to mention me, hahaha! KFO is really the only place for you Chuan Fa lovers and practtitoners. Too bad they don't have a forum for the TCMAs like e-budo. That way you could separarte the wheat from the chaffe!!! We'd see who Ryu and others like him really were b/c you gotta post your real name, hahaha!

Peace warriors!

SifuAbel

08-10-2002, 04:59 PM

"others like him really were b/c you gotta post your real name"

Not quite, I could sign my name Huge Mongous or I.P. Freely and they would accept it. :D

Royal Dragon

08-11-2002, 09:20 AM

I got inot an argument with Mike Patterson about posting real names on the net and how I felt it may be a security risk in som situations, and I finnaly gave up tryng to talk sense into him on the subject. I figured the best way to win was to continue to post on his site, only under a real "Sounding" fake name.

It worked great. he though I was some guy with a name like "Harry Bakersfield", and I knew my name was really Royal Dragon (ahh......Er........um,..... Gian, yeah..... thats it.... my name is Gian).

I though it was funny because it basically defeted his argument, and he accepted it not even knowing he'd been beat.:rolleyes:

You'd think he would have been able to identify me by my total inability to spell though.:eek: