KC Elbows
08-14-2002, 01:59 PM
Lazy People in the History of Kung Fu
Finally people won't be able to call back the halcyon days, when you could hardly cross the street without being dim maked by a drunken vagabond. At last, the martial artist can see the people of the past who are no better than the people of right now, like:
-Sweaty Huang- known for his tendency to begin sweating and never stop, Huang was an average martial artist with a good sense of humor, but a terrible side kick.
-Chicken Skin Li- a pale little man with a strong taste for rice wine and a tendency to smoke between forms, he was good with his chi sao, but afraid of more substantial contact.
-Han the albino- the only albino known to do kung fu yet not be a legendary and simultaneously mysterious master, the albino was known to leave his groin open and spoke endlessly about chi and women. He lived to the age of thirty-six, at which point he was run over by an ox cart.
-tai chi chen- took up tai chi at the age of 26 because he felt it wasn't good to work too hard at beating people up, by age 27 developed his own style of tai chi, a style criticized by one tai chi master of the day as being "like watching eels hatch-chen is very disturbed", not to be confused with the better known Chen village style of tai chi.
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Finally people won't be able to call back the halcyon days, when you could hardly cross the street without being dim maked by a drunken vagabond. At last, the martial artist can see the people of the past who are no better than the people of right now, like:
-Sweaty Huang- known for his tendency to begin sweating and never stop, Huang was an average martial artist with a good sense of humor, but a terrible side kick.
-Chicken Skin Li- a pale little man with a strong taste for rice wine and a tendency to smoke between forms, he was good with his chi sao, but afraid of more substantial contact.
-Han the albino- the only albino known to do kung fu yet not be a legendary and simultaneously mysterious master, the albino was known to leave his groin open and spoke endlessly about chi and women. He lived to the age of thirty-six, at which point he was run over by an ox cart.
-tai chi chen- took up tai chi at the age of 26 because he felt it wasn't good to work too hard at beating people up, by age 27 developed his own style of tai chi, a style criticized by one tai chi master of the day as being "like watching eels hatch-chen is very disturbed", not to be confused with the better known Chen village style of tai chi.
Order Now!