Sorry, I'm leaving

[kungfoocutie]

I just wanted to tell people bye. I'm going to bootcamp in a week and won't be able to say hey for a while.

Thanx to ya'll who have helped me in my growing hunt for knowledge and for those who were BIG A*SSHOLES that gave me daily pleasure in making fun of them.

Some of ya'll will be missed............while others........ well, WON'T




Much LUV~kungfoo

[rogue]

Stay well, goodluck and thanks for going to serve. Give em hell girl.

[African Tiger]

PLEASE don't tell me you wimped out and joined the armeeee?!?!?

Please tell me that you'll take that little detour to Parris Island and REALLY kick some ass!

[kungfoocutie]

lol close tiger, no the MARINES but the Navy!


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAVY! ;) :p

[Serpent]

You're weird.

See ya later, lil cootie. It was fun while it lasted. ;)

[ewallace]

Have fun in Great Lakes. Smart thing to go through basic in the fall there too. The winters are ahhh....somewhat nippley.

[KC Elbows]

If you are a woman,
Good luck to you, I'm sure you will do great, ya dang over achiever.

If you are a three hundred pound perv named Fred,
Try to lose some weight in basic, and quit playing with yourself.

[guohuen]

Nice to have you here, and thanks for serving our country. I'm very proud of all the women who have/are serving our country. Don't forget to write.:p

P.S. I was the wind dummy:D on the first jump a women ever made at the United States Army Airborne School. ( The wind dummy is the parachutist that jumps first. If you land in the dropzone it's safe to drop the students.) She was the first jumper in the first string so she had to sit next to me and watch me go and then sit for another racetrack around the field and then be the first student out the door. I saw the look of terror in her eyes when they opened the doors on that C141 Starlifter at 140 knots. She still went. That took a lot of intestinal fortitude.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i hope you die. in fact i wish death for you even more vehemently than i do for myself.

[fa_jing]

Sh!t man go smoke a cig or something.

[KC Elbows]

If I were going away, I would expect a response at least that good from GDA.

If I were going to war, and GDA, right before I left, posted "Hey, good luck man", I'd know I was a dead man. And in a bad way, like sucked out of the cabin of a plane and falling along a ridge of locust thorns into a field of over ripe jabeneros bad, only to lay there in pain all week, unable to move, and a herd of bison coming by and urinating so much that the depression my falling body made fills with bison urine, and in my last inhale before drowning on bison urine, I inhale a moth.

[KC Elbows]

I need to take up painting.:D

[guohuen]

Three belly laughs in one day! Thanks guys!

[rubthebuddha]

you think about bison pee often?

i have to admit, that's a pretty morbid way to go. here's the previous worst i had heard:

a sunday drive on a rural and rarely used road and you realize it's later than you thought and you really need to step on it and get home. thinking that some good rock will help you along, you change cds and throw in what you thought was a recent guns and roses burn, and it turns out to be your wife's dan fogelberg greatest hits burn. totally distracted by the horrid sounds coming from your speakers, you take your hands off the wheel and eyes off the road to change the cd, and you don't notice the car veering straight toward a phone pole. you hit the pole straight on, and you fly head first through the windshield. problem is, only your head went through. you're stuck in the tempered glass, and the impact was bad enough to render you immobile, but didn't do enough to sever the nerves.

worse part? the cd player wasn't damaged, so it keeps playing that dan fogelberg cd over and over while the crows make lunch of your face.

[rubthebuddha]

darnit. upon re-reading, KC's got me beat. :o

[KC Elbows]

It's the moth bit, isn't it?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

they are both pretty bad.

being run over by a train . .. only to have your body twisted around the wheel and held togeather in an unatural way until a family member can arrive and give them permission to spill your guts all over the tracks and put an end to your misery would be pretty bad too.

[rubthebuddha]

funny. i just said the same thing to wushu on IM.

rubthebuddhas (11:50:26 AM): i still think KC beat me
Wushu Chik 98 (11:50:33 AM): it's about even
rubthebuddhas (11:51:16 AM): nah
rubthebuddhas (11:51:22 AM): the moth puts him over :-)
Wushu Chik 98 (11:51:27 AM): lol

[KC Elbows]

It's the moth!!:D

[rubthebuddha]

****ing moth. :mad:

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

mine is cool too cause it has really happened.

[norther practitioner]

amiabha, good luck

[KC Elbows]

Rubthebuddha,
I'm gonna need to hone my ability to do my job and maintain forum activity. You clearly have me outdone with your simultaneous Forum/IM activity.

[rubthebuddha]

not to burst your bubble, but i'm being rather productive at work, too.

i get lots done when no one's here to harass me. :)

[KC Elbows]

No one likes a show off.:p

[Sharky]

especially if the show off pi.sses in your eye

[KC Elbows]

Not as bad as bison p1ss.

Howdy Sharky. How's it going?

[Sharky]

Absolutely pathetic as usual man, hope everyone has been well.

[KC Elbows]

Not bad, but I gotta get going. You gonna be on at all tomorrow?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

where the hell you been sharky?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

... . it's good to see that you're not dead.

[Sharky]

Yes. Dying is the badness.

I will probably be on tomorrow. KC. Speak to you then.

Meanwhile i have some serious spamming to do.

[Serpent]

Stop lying GDA, you want everyone dead.

Good to see you back, Sharky! The fungus didn't get you after all!

KC, you should write more! ;)

BTW. Have you noticed how KungFuCootie turned up and introduced herself and everybody went mad and it led to a multiple page thread. Just cos she's a chick and as we can't see her, we assume she's hot!

Then, she hardly posts anything for weeks and eventually comes on and says, I'm leaving. Guess what? Another multiple page post!

It's really quite sad. Very, very sad.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i was more interested in sharky than that wierd fat guy.

[Sharky]

Hey GDA i just saw the movies of you leaping into the lake - looks pretty fu.cking awesome - would love to so something like that. Good to be able to put a face to the name. How is your kid and wife?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

my kid is doing awesome. just had her third birthday and we have no room for all her sh it. she got hooked up by everyone. she's gettin to be a big girl now. .. makes me feel old.

unfortunately, the wife is also doing well.

[Serpent]

Just keeping this thread alive to p!ss off GDA.

:D

[rubthebuddha]

the simple pleasures are always the best, aren't they? :D

[Serpent]

In truth, they're what I live for! :)

[Chang Style Novice]

I've found that essence rare, it's what I live for.
I knew I'd get what I asked for.

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