Hey KC Elbows!

[Serpent]

Are you really a haberdasher?

[KC Elbows]

:D

No, but you just gave me my first good laugh of the day. I forgot that was even on my profile.

Nope. I'm a corporate paper pusher. Want some paper? It's good stuff, man.

[Serpent]

LOL. No, I can't be getting back on the paper, man, it took me years to get off that stuff. Wanna go for a beer instead?

[Ryu]

Hey can a single poster rate an entire thread?? That's interesting. I'm gonna try it.
:eek:

Ryu

[KC Elbows]

It's all about me, baby!!

ME!!!:D

I am the King of the Internet!:)

Lord of the forums!:confused:

There is no one who can defeat me from behind a keyboard while being seriously underpaid at the same time!:(

Ego trips are costly, and frequently you lose your luggage.

[DelicateSound]

No KC, they confiscate the 30pds+ excess baggage. Do you REALLY need to take your animal porn collection with you?

[KC Elbows]

It's herbivore erotica. And yes, it helps me relax.

[DelicateSound]

A sheep's back legs down his wellingtons, Farmer Elbows was a happy camper.....

:D

[KC Elbows]

Got any gazelle pics. We can trade by email. I've got marmets doing things you wouldn't believe on tape.

[DelicateSound]

Yep, I have "Jenna does twelve gazelle" on DVD. Also I'll swap you three Dangle the Wonder Mule (C) Videos and a platypus photo shoot for the marmet pics and, if you've got them, some prairie dog hardcore vids.

[KC Elbows]

Rare armadillo pics, hot drunk teen armadillos, any takers?

[DelicateSound]

Maybe. How "teen" are these armadillos?

I once had some "innocent teen" baboons sent by mail order. "First time on film" apparantly. I'm sorry, but no film virgin baboons can do that with fruit.

How ripped off did I feel. Honestly, these days. You just CANNOT get quality animal porn...... :mad:

[DelicateSound]

Don't promise me armadillo pics and then not reply. Do you have them or not?

[KC Elbows]

ROTFLMAO!!!!:D