silly MA websites

[rubthebuddha]

i wanna get a phatty list of all the silly-ass martial arts websites and links we can muster.

so far:

http://brunching.com/ninjamassage.html
http://www.realultimatepower.net
http://www.ninja4hire.com

please add to this list with any MA goodies you can.

-rtb

[neptunesfall]

http://www.ashidakim.com/
"So, if you want a piece of my ass, come on up and get you a bite, 'cause I got plenty"

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i was reading a gaming mag while waiting for a perscription to be filled and they took quotes from that ninja site in an article about an upcoming ninja game.

[GeneChing]

These are just silly ninja sites. Some great silly ninja sites, but just ninja sites none the less. How about some silly general MA sites?

[{i^(]

www.fudebakudo.com
www.thekwoon.com

some others i don't want to bother looking up...are you looking for accidental funny, or on purpose?

[MA fanatic]

www.chungmoodoe.com
www.utftkd.com

[Serpent]

Anybody remember the address of that Zen Chi Fa site? That was pretty funny!

[rubthebuddha]

i was talking silly, not stupid. so i want the make-fun-of-martial arts ones.

pretty please?

[Serpent]

Zen Chi Fa! I already told ya! It's a classic site, with all sorts of deadly techniques and mad meditation and chi practices. It's a classic farce/parody site, but I can't find it!

Anyone?

[PHILBERT]

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/1057/ (Mooney's site)
http://www.templekungfu.com

[mantiskilla]

www.kungfuonline.com:rolleyes: :D
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[txwingchun]

http://www.sardonia.org/karate/

[Former castleva]

txwingchun,
well that is one nutcase site...
Unleash the laugh,and hope nobody takes this seriously
:(

[Royal Dragon]

http://www.martialart.org/ACAMAC_the_FASTEST_Martial_Art.html

This guy is for real, and have terrorised E-Budo for months.

http://www.e-budo.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11090&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

There's more discusion about him on E-Budo too, search around, funny, funny stuff!!:eek:

[KC Elbows]

Someone once posted a site that was by a former kung fu movie star turned counselor. The site was hilarious. Apparently, he was at the height of his career, and he decided to make the first martial arts comedy, which bombed. He plays like he's all bitter at Jackie Chan. He gives advice on it, usually interspersed with bitter tirades about Jackie.

Unfortunately, I no longer have the link.

[rubthebuddha]

type to requalify:

i want bull**** because they're silly -- stuff like ninja4hire, that doesn't pretend to be legit.

i don't care about stuff that's silly cause it's bull****, like templekungfu. they're like the daewoo of martial arts -- so low-brow, but some people gotta start somewhere before they can move up to the hondas and bimmers.

hopefully they move up. :(

anyhoo, just the funny-ha-ha stuff, por favor. :)

[Royal Dragon]

http://www.martialart.org/ACAMAC_the_FASTEST_Martial_Art.html
Come on man!! This one is funny, silly AND REAL!!!! It's the joke, that ain't a joke!!!

Get it?? It's just a parodox or something, a weird twisted parodoxial real, Joke.

I don't mean it's a real Joke, I mean it's real, but it's a joke for real. Non No No, it's a joke, but it's real?? Wait Wait, its a real joke?? No No No, I said that already, How about this, it's a joke that "Thinks" it's real??

Aahhhhh hell, you know what I mean!!

[Gigante]

That ACAMAC site made my eyes bleed!

Ninja Massage Theurapist was hilarius!

Here's some other funny MA flash stuff:

How to survive a Ninja Attack:
http://nebol.dyndns.org/flash/ninja_attack.swf

Kung-Fu Master:
http://nebol.dyndns.org/flash/kung-fu.swf

Stick figure Fight #3 (You must've seen this one):
http://nebol.dyndns.org/flash/fight.swf

Also, do not miss this site:
House of Ninja:
http://www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php

[{i^(]

http://www.eonline.com/Fun/Games/Boxing/

[txwingchun]

Tai Chi Gang
http://www.arjbarker.com/arjimation/ep5.html

[rubthebuddha]

gigante -- that ****'s perfect. :D my roomies and i were rolling on that. :)

[Boris]

Here's an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/Martial.html

[{i^(]

The problem that I'm having is that there's alot of sites that contain humor, but aren't ALL humor, you know? There's just not alot of those.

But anyhow, I found some wierd things, and I thought I'd put them here, just for the heck of it...

http://www.geocities.com/jhnsnoot/flyres.html
for your latest chi gag...

http://baltimorechronicle.com/ol_aug02.shtml
just to p1zz everyone off...

http://brown.dailyjolt.com/forum/read.html?id=5916
'cuz I thought it was hilarious...

[Gigante]

Originally posted by Boris
Here's an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/Martial.html

Boris, I don't get it... it seems to be an ordinary kung-fu site.. ?
Maybe it's comedy to Northern Mantis practitioners, but to me (a TKD / JJ practitioner) it's just kung-fu pictures, actually a bit interesting..