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Chang Style Novice
08-16-2002, 07:53 PM
No jokes, just punch lines.

And so the penguin says "No, no, it's just ice cream!"
Sharky
08-16-2002, 07:54 PM
and so the priest says "at least i *think* it was milk"
Chang Style Novice
08-16-2002, 07:56 PM
Phillip Glass!
Sharky
08-16-2002, 07:57 PM
Roger Mike-Hunt
Chang Style Novice
08-16-2002, 08:02 PM
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
African Tiger
08-16-2002, 08:15 PM
The mice were hunchback!
Sharky
08-16-2002, 08:28 PM
When her pager goes off, people think she's about to reverse.
Chang Style Novice
08-16-2002, 08:37 PM
And the voice on the other end of the phone says "Wait a minute. Is this 645-0271?"
Sharky
08-16-2002, 08:40 PM
So the Englishman goes "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee"
guohuen
08-16-2002, 08:45 PM
I came up with a punch line for a joke you started a while ago.
You said; "R. Kelly and two Catholic priests walk into a bar..."
I added the punchline; and the bartender said, "Hey you guys get outta here! This ain't no middleschool dance!"
Chang Style Novice
08-16-2002, 08:45 PM
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
guohuen
08-16-2002, 08:49 PM
and the Irishman says " well I bet the barkeep FIVE quid that I could p!ss all over you and you'd laugh about it."
Chang Style Novice
08-16-2002, 08:53 PM
This thread has got to be the ultimate test of how ridiculous you have to be for yout thread to be deleted and/or for you to be banned.

Now, back to you regularly scheduled punchlines.
PHILBERT
08-16-2002, 10:16 PM
"Yeah right, Voodoo d¡ck my a$$"
Former castleva
08-17-2002, 02:29 AM
Another penguin line:
"but first,I gotta get a cold drink of ice water...*dying*..."
-Batman returns-
{i^(
08-17-2002, 06:17 AM
And the Jewish samurai says, "Well, circumcision is not intended to kill."
count
08-17-2002, 06:36 AM
"If I could find my keys, we could drive out of here".
The Willow Sword
08-17-2002, 06:45 AM
yayyyyyyyyy death DEATH ,,, DEATH BY BARUUMBA!!!
DelicateSound
08-17-2002, 07:01 AM
He walks out and says: "So where's this granny with the bad tooth?"
guohuen
08-17-2002, 08:13 AM
Everyone knows abcess makes the f@rt go Honda.
KC Elbows
08-17-2002, 01:23 PM
Why do you ask, two dogs ****ing?
IronFist
08-17-2002, 02:03 PM
A Rolling Stone says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud" and a Scottsman says "hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

IronFist
Skarbromantis
08-17-2002, 03:58 PM
I meant ride the camel to the next town!
African Tiger
08-17-2002, 07:02 PM
"...make my diick touch the floor!" And his legs fell off.
Mr Punch
08-17-2002, 08:59 PM
He's been driving me nuts all week.

So the Master of Wit and Repartee says: 'F*** off ya red-nosed c**t.'

And the SEAL says:'it's a lie: there were two of them!'.

Don't worry sir, it's just the complimentary peanuts.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

No, I said a 9-inch pianist!



...


They're a lot funnier with the rest of the gag...:(
Chang Style Novice
08-18-2002, 02:40 AM
Mat -

See, I guess I'm just weird because I find a ton of punchlines removed from their context funnier in some ways than the actual jokes. I'm also weird because I know most of these jokes from their punchlines, and the ones I don't know I can make a pretty decent guess about. I'm also weird because I was born this way.

On topic:

"Never mind the refund! Do you have a tiny brass CEO?"
{i^(
08-18-2002, 08:09 AM
Actually, I won a bet once, doing this. I'd gotten into a conversation at work with a woman, making the point that guys have an entirely different world from girls that they couldn't understand. She didn't believe me, so I went to the guys and started telling punchlines ONLY and we were cracking up all over and she walked away.....hahahahaha

"oh, I just peeled off my scabs!"
Chang Style Novice
08-18-2002, 08:22 AM
If you drove a girl away to bs with your guy friends about jokes you've all heard before....then the jokes on you!:D

had to come back and add this to stay ontopic

"One's a bunch of cunning stunts."
guohuen
08-18-2002, 08:31 AM
and the leathersmith says to the Rabbi "oh, just rub it a bit and it becomes a steamer trunk."
straight blast
08-18-2002, 10:32 PM
"Mmm...well it sure tasted like a prawn!"
Serpent
08-18-2002, 10:43 PM
Cot death!
brothernumber9
08-19-2002, 03:52 PM
"rectum? it **** near killed em!"
rubthebuddha
08-19-2002, 04:15 PM
the more you play with them, the harder they get!
Chang Style Novice
08-19-2002, 06:46 PM
And so the hotdog vendor says, "Change comes from within."
guohuen
08-20-2002, 08:40 AM
If I could swim I'd come right out there and kick your a$$.
Chang Style Novice
08-21-2002, 03:20 PM
And so the mouse says to the divorce lawyer "I didn't say she was insane; I said she's foocking Goofy!"
Serpent
08-21-2002, 06:38 PM
...and the kid said, "That's not my finger!"
joedoe
08-21-2002, 06:43 PM
So the lifeguard says to her "Now I've ****ed you".