I would like to invite you all to my 1000th!

[Serpent]

Hello all. I think it's worth celebrating the fact that I'm heading for my 1000th post! Well, well, well! 1000 useless bouts of verbal diarrhea!

So, how to celebrate?

Well, you could all send me $5, but I figured most of you wouldn't go for that.

How about I give all of you a present? What would you like?

Any suggestions for a party?

I'm thinking maybe a BBQ at KC Elbow's place, followed by an evening of drinking and midget tossing at EWallace's. Then we can all head over to GDA's and see who gets to be last man standing. In the morning we can all go and jump off that cliff that GDA posted those vids about to help clear the hangover.

Or how about a tournament? Everyone here to a wide open field in Nevada, random weapons and such buried here and there in the sand. All against all, last man's the winner! (Or woman, Wendy might find an Uzi or something!)

Any other ideas? Just let me know!

[Serpent]

Nearly there! Doesn't anybody want to celebrate with me?

:(

[joedoe]

I will :)

[PHILBERT]

Im not even 700 :(

[Xebsball]

can i get in for free if i give you some hotties pics?

[Serpent]

This is it! Post 1,000!

WOOHOO!

Actually, it's something of an anticlimax. No fanfare, no fireworks.

Oh well. Xebby, bring on the hottie pics!
JoeDoe, bring on the coldies!
Philbert, don't worry mate, you'll grow up to be just like us one day too! ;)

Happy 1000 posts to me!
Happy 1000 posts to me!

Oh yeah, better keep this vaguely on topic!

Errrr.... Kung Fu! Yeah, kung fu rocks!

But BJJ sucks. That's just dry-humping for repressed romos!

(Heh heh heh! That should keep the thread alive for a while!)

[PHILBERT]

1 more

[Serpent]

Go Philbert!

[PHILBERT]

What would truly suck is if Gene, Kung Lek, or Renegade Monk deleted this thread, causing our posts to drop.

[dezhen2001]

congrats man :D

does your post count actually go down if they delete the thread? Or do they still count? :confused:

david

[guohuen]

Wow. Change the names and thatparty sounds like dreams I used to have of home when I was in the service.

[Budokan]

Happy 1000th! You've just proven to the world that you have nothing else of value in your life than to waste time on KFO.

We're all very proud of you, son. :D

[KC Elbows]

It's sad when the DM makes you feel like you have no life.:D

[Kristoffer]

Maaaaaan.. i had about 2000 posts+ but then someone deleted all my crappy posts so now I have nada. :( all u can burn in hell

[TaoBoy]

It just shows you how much cr@p lil Serpent must post. He was on 666 about 3-4 weeks back. Anyone remember that post?

Anyway - yippee for you!! Go Aussie! ;)

[Serpent]

LOL @ KC and the DM comment. Too true Budokan! Remember, before the big KFO crash when all our post counts dropped, you were up there in the top ten! ;)

And you're right, I was on 666 a few weeks back. As you can tell, I've been doing a lot more sitting around lately than I did before. Besides, you certainly don't need a post count to know that I'm full of it and happily spout at the slightest opportunity.

[Wu Wei]

I remember one time when I was just about to reach my 100th post. I was all pumped up about it. Then due to circumstances beyond my control, I wasn't online for a long time. When I came back, I was at 51 posts, or something stupid like that. That kinda dispirited me, and I felt less welcome, so I haven't posted as much since then.

Is there any way I can get my posts back? Anyone out there listening? The way I figure it, I should be at about 110 right now. But 99 will do.

[Former castleva]

What a troll post! ;)
Lots of gongratulations!
You are a magnificient example for us green ones.
I used to be a bronze member at a hamster site...think about that guys.:cool:

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Former castleva
I used to be a bronze member at a hamster site...think about that guys.:cool:

Am I the only one that finds that really disturbing?!

[Kristoffer]

:eek: :confused:

[Kristoffer]

:D