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PHILBERT
08-26-2002, 03:50 PM
Today was the first day of the new semester at college, I was 5 minutes late to Yoga (had to run home to get something) and as soon as I walk in I felt my stomach drop to the floor.

I was the only guy, ONLY, O-N-L-Y G-U-Y in the ENTIRE class of about 12 to 15 girls. Even the teacher was hot.

What happened was this, I walked into the room, the door was shut before I walked in, so I turned my back to quietly shut the door, even though everyone was staring. When I turned around my facial expression changed and one girl giggled when she realized that I realized I was the only guy in the class.

I figured some other college guys would get the bright idea that some hot girls will be in that class. Morons.

Now, the girl thing is definately a bonus for the class, but I wasn't taking the class because of them. When I was signing up, I saw Yoga on the list of classes and thought "Cool, I'll give it a shot." Turns out it was one of the best decisions I ever made. :D
Felipe Bido
08-26-2002, 03:53 PM
You are so lucky it hurts
Skarbromantis
08-26-2002, 03:55 PM
Phil, you lucked out on that one, now you can hit 2 birds with one stone!:D

Skard1
Stone Monkey
08-26-2002, 05:10 PM
My girlfriend does yoga.
Stay away from her. ;)
Rorny Gracie
08-26-2002, 07:09 PM
I love Yoda as well.
We finally got to see him show his stuff in StarWarsEpisode 2.
joedoe
08-26-2002, 07:33 PM
I love yoghurt :D
Rorny Gracie
08-26-2002, 07:51 PM
That one was pathetic at trying to be funny joedoe.

One " Boo!" point for you.
joedoe
08-26-2002, 07:56 PM
I would rather be a pathetic comedian than ... you!!! :D

Like I give a **** about what you think.
Serpent
08-26-2002, 09:22 PM
Heh heh heh.

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Rorny Gracie
08-26-2002, 09:54 PM
Hey cool you can say **** without getting it changed to ****

Ooooooooo Im sorry Mr Super Saiyan wouldnt want you to shoot a Kameamea wave at me. Quick run for your lives!! :rolleyes:
Xebsball
08-26-2002, 10:07 PM
ahem...

i feel offended whenever i see someone use the term "Saiyan".
thats the funimotion ****, complete lack of respect.

please do also correct Goku's famous ki blast, your spelling is wrong.
TjD
08-26-2002, 11:56 PM
i bet theyre all real flexible too :)
Former castleva
08-27-2002, 01:32 AM
Yes,they can get themselves into all kinds of positions and stuff :D :)
I really suspected what this thread was about when I first saw the title.
scotty1
08-27-2002, 02:56 AM
WTF? PICS?!?

Sorry, please accept my apologies.:(
Kristoffer
08-27-2002, 07:03 AM
thing's might get too 'flexible' for me :D
Ford Prefect
08-27-2002, 07:07 AM
It's only lucky if you actually do something with it. You'd be a tool if you go through the whole semester without bagging one of them.
Kristoffer
08-27-2002, 07:46 AM
hmmm.. wonder how we should make this kung fu related.. Maybe if ya brought pics? :D
Felipe Bido
08-27-2002, 08:00 AM
Mmmmm..flexibility...


http://fawnia-mondey.virtualave.net/fawnia025.jpg

http://fawnia-mondey.virtualave.net/fawnia020.jpg


I stole them from another forum...so sue me
The Willow Sword
08-27-2002, 08:11 AM
oh my,,,now let me ask you something. has it occurred to you that this might be a gay womans Yoga class?

what a nightmare that would be huh?

"okay its time to select a partner for the crotch stretch serenity pose(whatever),,uhhh mr man we have an uneven class but our fat unic mr toots here will assist you."



:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Kristoffer
08-27-2002, 08:49 AM
Man your sick...

Hey felipe! you just made this thread worth the useless waste of internet space it actually is. cudos
fa_jing
08-27-2002, 09:48 AM
When I was in college, I was in a French class, was the only guy, with about 10-12 girls. It was fun, but I did not capatilize. However, they were divided between already had boyfriends, asexual nerdy types, and ugly. The one girl that was good-looking and available was about 6 foot 3, which is 2 inches taller than me. She wasn't into the shorter guy thing.

Enough excuses, don't repeat my mistakes!!!! Take one of those asexual nerdy types and teach her to respect you! Grrrr....
Felipe Bido
08-27-2002, 09:58 AM
Thanks, Kristoffer...glad to see that someone actually appreciates my efforts to bring the fine arts to this forum :D
PHILBERT
08-27-2002, 10:25 PM
Bah, most of them are hot, a couple are a little on the "large and lovely" side. Except the lovely part.

And no I will not be taking pictures, I doubt the teacher would be thrilled if I brought a camera. But I tell ya this, if ANY guy appears in the class, I'll take care of him. Especially if the girls think he is better looking.
Kristoffer
08-28-2002, 04:09 AM
Felipe,, fine arts indeed.. :D