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I Hate Ashida Kim
08-27-2002, 11:02 PM
I'm not kidding. (http://www.ashidakim.com/cgi-bin/news/akmb-read.cgi?group=alt.fan.ashida-kim&article=22173,22174,22176,22187,22203,22204,22205, 22209,22211,22251,22257,22261,22281,22308)

IHAK

I Hate Ashida Kim
08-27-2002, 11:08 PM
I don't know why the link isn't working. I guess Ashida keeps making his site more hack proof. Anyway, go to his bb and scroll down to the thread called "Here's an idea." Here is his post if you want to read it:

Here is a way to make the shop keepers who distribute these illegal copies of my books all over the world send the books back and cost Paladin money. Go to every shop that you know sells my books and if they won't stop selling them, tear the covers off them. That way they are "damaged" and unsellable and will be sent back for a refund.
I'd like you to do this on MY books first, but after they get the idea that it's me that getting back at them, then feel free to rip the covers off of ANY Paladin, Citadel, or Kensington book. They are ALL thieves and liars and the pig cops won't do a **** thing to stop them. Up to the PEOPLE to get justice.

All you Bujinkan *******s that hate me so much should jump right on this project, WORLDWIDE!

I'm am **** tired of these *******s making millions of dollars on MY work while I'm sleeping in a bloody tent and watching the people I love suffer because I can't help them. Kick 'em in the wallet till they whine. THEN we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Ashida Kim

Sounds like a real winner.

IHAK

Ryu
08-27-2002, 11:11 PM
I thought that was rather ridiculous too. :rolleyes:

Ryu

I Hate Ashida Kim
08-27-2002, 11:20 PM
Yeah Ryu I noticed your post there about the possibility of getting arrested. Good for you.

However, I liked this reply better:

This is hilarious. Kim sending out his troops to do things that are illegal, and can get them arrested. I guess he figures that since most of his followers are under the age of 12 and can't read anyway, that the penalty they suffer will be minimum.

lol

IHAK

Repulsive Monkey
08-28-2002, 02:38 AM
Always brings a smile to my face, when ever I here of his new antics and spurious deeds. The man's a real plank in the densest kind of way, and I love the kind of flaky comments he makes in the vein of I'm right that means you're wrong, absolutely priceless!!!!

Kristoffer
08-28-2002, 04:47 AM
If I saw a bunch of 'ninjas' destroy a bookstore I would laugh my ass off :D

Former castleva
08-28-2002, 08:18 AM
Funny site.
Rorny posting "Whatīs your favourite ninja turtle?"
"Jesus hates judo" etc. (that one was a Bible truths rip-off)
Where did you dig this site up from?
I donīt know too much about Ashida Kim but Iīve read one interview of his,he actually sounded intelligent for most of the time,there was some manly stuff in it though...
But everyone seems to hate him so I suppose they all canīt be wrong,those words were not too mature either.

Sharp Phil
08-28-2002, 08:19 AM
As luck would have it, I recently reviewed one of Ashida Kim's books (http://www.PhilElmore.com/martial/mugei.htm). :D

PHILBERT
08-28-2002, 11:44 AM
I replied, though it'll be deleted.

yes, I will go rip one up tonight too. The Iron Body Ninja book I bought when I thought Kim was legit. In fact, I'll take it into the street, burn it and pĄss on the ashes before going back into my home.

Hai_To
08-28-2002, 11:49 AM
Its probably better that he encourages people to destroy the books as opposed to buying them.

Tigerstyle
08-28-2002, 12:28 PM
ROFL @ PHILBERT and Hai_To !!!

rubthebuddha
08-28-2002, 12:57 PM
that was fantastic. even after just reading your review, i feel i have earned a blue belt. thanks for the knowledge. :D

Cipher
08-28-2002, 01:14 PM
Ashida Dim(wit) surley must be the bigest joke in.......hmmm... I can't say Martial Arts..... how about, the bigest joke in entertainment.

I had email the nerd before, I was going to ask him why e was such a dip. He would always end the email with

I remain,
Ashida Kim (the color was pink too)

What a joke.

The Willow Sword
08-28-2002, 01:24 PM
WHO here has trained with him and what does he look like? does he always wear the mask even when teaching? i have downloaded his book that he is giving away on his site. will read it and give my impressions of it at a later time.

what i would also like to know is if there are any factions in Japan that endorse Mr Kim.

MRTWS

GeneChing
08-28-2002, 02:10 PM
There is a special place in Buddhist Hell for anyone who damages books. Buddhist Hell interpretations are pretty secular - there are some awesome dioramas of it in Tiger Balm Gardens in Singapore and HK. If memory serves, the punishment was being squeezed in a press upside down, then cut apart by demons with big logger saws. The concept always stuck with me.

PHILBERT
08-28-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
There is a special place in Buddhist Hell for anyone who damages books. Buddhist Hell interpretations are pretty secular - there are some awesome dioramas of it in Tiger Balm Gardens in Singapore and HK. If memory serves, the punishment was being squeezed in a press upside down, then cut apart by demons with big logger saws. The concept always stuck with me.

I'll give the book to an enemy and ask him/her to do it. Pay him/her $20 too.

Brad
08-28-2002, 02:32 PM
WHO here has trained with him and what does he look like? does he always wear the mask even when teaching?
In the picture I saw of him he looked like a skinny white guy with short dark brown hair. I might even have the pic saved on my computer upstairs. I think someone posted a link to it on a forum, either this one, dragonslist, or ebudo.

HuangKaiVun
08-28-2002, 02:40 PM
I love how "I Hate Ashida Kim" (IHAK) is absolutely obsessed with Ashida Kim - his HERO.

As I've stated before, IHAK does better advertising for Ashida Kim than Kim himself does. By keeping his name in public circulation, IHAK shows his supplication to Kim via fan support!

By the way, I really enjoyed Kim's "Iron Body Ninja". There's very good stuff in that book. I can easily see why IHAK so idolizes Kim - that book was a nice piece of writing.

Keep it up, IHAK. Kim is earning money off you!

Rorny Gracie
08-28-2002, 04:10 PM
Well besides the fact he deleted my BruceLee was killed by a TKD Ninja thread and hasnt yet responded to my Ninja Turtle one. I created another thread for him to answer.Heres a snippet of that thread at Ashidas........

Did you kick Scott Morris out of your ninja gang after his horrible beatdown against Pat Smith in the UFC?

If you had 3 ninja stars how many times could you hit a moving target from a 100 yards out?

Do you have any powers like Subzero and Scorpion the ninjas from Mortal Kombat?

I live in a apartment building and we have no elevators there just stairs.Can you teach me how to save time and just jump up to my balcony on the third floor from the parkinglot?

Thanks in advance your humble ninja nutrider
Rorny

PHILBERT
08-28-2002, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by HuangKaiVun
...By the way, I really enjoyed Kim's "Iron Body Ninja". There's very good stuff in that book. I can easily see why IHAK so idolizes Kim - that book was a nice piece of writing...

Um, genius, I own Iron Body Ninja, not IHAK. And I am not IHAK.

Rorny Gracie, wow that is actually a very nice troll you got there man. Maybe your not as bad as I thought you were.

Former castleva
08-29-2002, 01:43 AM
Letīs see,I have come into one conclusion:..

If you see mysterious looking fellows in black uniform flip out in your local library tearing books and not even thinking twice about it,itīs just him trying to rip that off oneīs chest.
;)

Rorny Gracie
08-29-2002, 01:45 AM
There are good trolls and bad trolls Philbert. I consider myself a friendly troll and do not flame on topics or people as the nasty trolls would.
I am completely harmless and whatever problem Ive had with you earlier I apologize.

Phrost
08-29-2002, 10:55 AM
Ashida Kim makes paying $300 a month for TKD lessons seem legitimate.

I'm surprised nobody's written an article for us about this guy.

Maybe they're scared of Ninjas coming after them.

Rorny Gracie
08-29-2002, 02:23 PM
Phrost, You should ask Peedee to write an article on the guy?

HeeHee Ashida be funny and sheet!:p

I Hate Ashida Kim
09-02-2002, 12:40 AM
WHO here has trained with him and what does he look like? does he always wear the mask even when teaching? i have downloaded his book that he is giving away on his site. will read it and give my impressions of it at a later time.

what i would also like to know is if there are any factions in Japan that endorse Mr Kim.


Danny Sainty is a member who has trained with him. He doesn't always wear a mask, at least not in his books. He's a white guy. I'll post a link to a pic if you want to see. Please give your impressions now. I have found many flaws in his book Secrets of the Ninja that you can download. I ended up selling it on eBay once I learned his was not real ninjutsu. If you want I'll try to post some of them, although it would be from memory cuz I don't have the book anymore. Oh wait, I could download it again. Duh.

As far as I know, there's no one in Japan who endorses him.

IHAK

I Hate Ashida Kim
09-02-2002, 12:47 AM
I love how "I Hate Ashida Kim" (IHAK) is absolutely obsessed with Ashida Kim - his HERO.

As I've stated before, IHAK does better advertising for Ashida Kim than Kim himself does. By keeping his name in public circulation, IHAK shows his supplication to Kim via fan support!

By the way, I really enjoyed Kim's "Iron Body Ninja". There's very good stuff in that book. I can easily see why IHAK so idolizes Kim - that book was a nice piece of writing.

Keep it up, IHAK. Kim is earning money off you!

Hey HKV, are you dumb? He's not my hero. I think he's a fool. How is what I do advertising? As much as I trash him and his books I doubt he's making any money off of me.

And you enjoyed his book Iron Body Ninja? Oh geez. Isn't that the book where he says Thai boxers cut nerve endings in their shins to become immune to pain? There's some bullsh.it. And isn't that also the book where he uses the Highlander theme song and pretends like it's a poem he has written? How original. Can we say, copyright lawsuit? (it might not be that book, but I think it is. I flipped through it at the store once). btw, the book wasn't very good. The info was stupid, the exercises were useless, and if I recall right, the book wasn't even about iron body.

I guess there's no such thing as bad publicity, but like I said, I really doubt people go buy his books because I say how much they suck. If anything, I'm trying to prevent people form buying his books so they don't waste their money like I did when I was younger and bought Secrets of the Ninja.

IHAK

Asia
09-02-2002, 01:10 AM
You guys are obviously ignorant of the ways of the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJA!!!


You will NOT see a ninja flipping out in a bookstore and ripping up books. ALL YOU WILL SEE IS RIPPED BOOKS, LIKE THE BOOKS UP AND RIPPED THEMSELVES!!!

(ninja post mode)

I keep telling you all the you don't **** with a ****ING NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJA MASTER. You ****HEADS. WHAT THE **** ARE YOU THINKNG. YOU BUNCH OF DIP****S!!!!!

(See I used the secret Ashida Kim posting method!!)

DelicateSound
09-02-2002, 01:57 PM
I'm sleeping in a bloody tent

See, whoever said dreams don't come true?

HuangKaiVun
09-02-2002, 08:45 PM
You DA MAN, IHAK.

By continuing to post on this topic, you have continued to ensure his legacy.

I hope that people go out and read "Iron Body Ninja". Even though you didn't get squat out of it, there are real kung fu men (unlike YOU) out there who will learn good things about REAL meditation techniques by reading that book (e.g. Ba Dua Jin, Hua To's 5 Animal Play, Chinese metaphorical thinking, etc . . .)

That Thai Boxing nerve cutting thing - I don't remember it being in that book, but I have heard of it before. In fact, I'm going to hunt down a copy and find where it was. I'll bet you can even tell me what page it was on.

Heck, you probably DID understand "Iron Body Ninja" and are just using your screenname to publicize Kim's efforts. And you know what? You're SUCCEEDING!

I Hate Ashida Kim
09-02-2002, 09:43 PM
You DA MAN, IHAK.

By continuing to post on this topic, you have continued to ensure his legacy.

Uh-hyuk. Nice logic there. :rolleyes:

If I come on here and say that X product sucks, does that mean I'm going to boost its sales because people will go out and buy it?

I hope that people go out and read "Iron Body Ninja". Even though you didn't get squat out of it, there are real kung fu men (unlike YOU) out there who will learn good things about REAL meditation techniques by reading that book (e.g. Ba Dua Jin, Hua To's 5 Animal Play, Chinese metaphorical thinking, etc . . .)

Oh geez. Ok everyone, if you want to read it, go to Borders or something and read it there. Please don't buy this book. (Hey HKV, does that actually mean "please DO buy this book?") The only "meditation knowledge" Mr. Kim has is stuff he has copied from other people's books and screwed up in the process.

That Thai Boxing nerve cutting thing - I don't remember it being in that book, but I have heard of it before.

Oh boy. You probably heard it from him. No one does this, so whoever told you about it was lying. If you don't believe me, why don't you look up the implications of severe nerve damage. Tell me, do you also think that Thai boxers kick palm trees until they break in half?

In fact, I'm going to hunt down a copy and find where it was. I'll bet you can even tell me what page it was on.

Sorry. Maybe if I get bored enough I'll go to Borders. Then I can tell you what page it's on. I'll be sure to rip the cover off when I'm done. Haha. Just kidding.

Heck, you probably DID understand "Iron Body Ninja"

I understood that it was dumb, and not about Iron Body. On that note, please find me a reference outside of Mr. Kim that says Ninja did in fact practice Iron Body.

and are just using your screenname to publicize Kim's efforts. And you know what? You're SUCCEEDING!

Publicize, yes. In the same way that a drunk driver's name is "publicized" in the police section of the newspaper.

IHAK