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I Hate Ashida Kim
09-05-2002, 12:06 AM
Ashida said he does. Although it probably won't work, here is the link. If it doesn't work, go to his message board and read the thread called "INF." He says it in there...

Link (http://www.ashidakim.com/cgi-bin/news/akmb-read.cgi?group=alt.fan.ashida-kim&article=22571,22573,22581,22603,22605,22606,22610, 22616,22617,22618,22655,22660,22661,22662,22664,22 666,22695,22698,22700,22702,22704,22720,22721)

Ashida is trying to prove that a name doesn't matter (cuz someone acused him of being Chris Hunter... what a surprise)

But, let me point out that Bruce Lee was not that fellow's name either. His "real name" was Li Jun Fan (a girl's name) and he had an undescended testicle.

Haha, someone hired a handwriting analysist that said that Chris Hunter's signature and Ashida Kim's signature were written by the same person... so they say...

But did Bruce really have one that stayed up there? I didn't know that.

IHAK

wushu chik
09-05-2002, 12:10 AM
HONESTLY?? WHO GIVES A RATS ASS...HE'S DEAD!!! So what, he had one ball!! Does this mean he kicked faster because it didn't get in his way?? COME ON.....this is getting FU(KING REDICULOUS!!

I Hate Ashida Kim
09-05-2002, 12:16 AM
Geez, I was asking a question. I had never heard that before so I figured I'd ask. What's your problem?

IHAK

wushu chik
09-05-2002, 12:27 AM
YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR MY PROBLEM?? OR, ARE YOU JUST BEING NICE??

Well, since you asked...my prob is this...YOU PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THAT THIS IS A KUNG FU FORUM.....and BRUCE IS DEAD...SO's ELVIS...just so you all know that as well!!

Have a wonderful morning!!

~Wen~

Ryan
09-05-2002, 03:44 AM
When someone is born with an undecended testicle, it's usually fixed when they are a baby. He was born in the US, so I'm assuming that would've been taken care of.

Chang Style Novice
09-05-2002, 06:51 AM
I was born with an undecended testicle, and they didn't mess with it until I had gone through puberty in the hopes it would straighten itself out.

Anyway, now I have a regular testicle and a 'cosmetic' lump of intert silicone in my scroat. Doesn't seem to keep me from growing hair all over my chest and part of the back, though, so it's probably just as well I only have the one, or I'd probably look like a sasquatch.

If it's true Bruce Lee had an undecended fella, that's yet another (okay, maybe #5 ot 6) thing I have in common with him.

Mwaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa! (thumbs nose)

Sharky
09-05-2002, 07:30 AM
wendys time of the month again:(

i've just finished my essay and am going for a KFC.

Tally ho.

Felipe Bido
09-05-2002, 07:52 AM
Well, wether his testicle descended or not, there's only one answer...: It's rotten by now

Ryu
09-05-2002, 08:50 AM
That's okay.
Wen's maybe a little annoyed because I haven't been posting much. (Gotta admit too many OT topics are getting a bit boring)

All she needs is some good ole fashioned Ryu chivalric loving. ;)

Wen,
Come here, sweetheart, let's get some good breakfast in you first, and then we'll keep the left-overs for some fun later. ;)

Ryu

GunnedDownAtrocity
09-05-2002, 09:40 AM
ryu's gonna get his red wings.

HuangKaiVun
09-05-2002, 09:42 AM
Wow, IHAK is learning stuff off Ashida Kim's website!

No wonder he's Ashida Kim's supplicant.

wushu chik
09-05-2002, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Sharky
wendys time of the month again:(

Actually no, it's not, if you MUST know. I was so sick and tired of all the OT threads, and all the other bullsh!t being posted, i guess i just snapped!! :D What can i say?? It was a moment of uncontroll that will probably happen again if sh!t around here doesn't change. It may take all of us to change things around, but SOMEONE had to start it!!!

And Ryu, you're so good to me!! ;)

~Wen~

diego
09-05-2002, 12:20 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
[B]I was born with an undecended testicle, and they didn't mess with it until I had gone through puberty in the hopes it would straighten itself out.

Anyway, now I have a regular te



After about here i realized i prolly should move to the next post:( :p

Chang what is your emial, sorry for not getting back to you $$ bin ?!! Knawmean!!!.

WushuChick is prolly just tense cuz she doesnt have balls!.
but its fall and the butch:D is prolly getting her military boots ready, so noone tell her i wrote this.:eek:

Martial Joe
09-05-2002, 12:37 PM
I was born with 7 testicals.

GunnedDownAtrocity
09-05-2002, 01:41 PM
i often rub peanut butter on my testicles and call the dog.

PHILBERT
09-05-2002, 02:43 PM
I read in Time Magazine, when they were doing there 100 most influential people of all time that Bruce Lee indeed have a testicle problem. I'll have to go see if I can find the issue lying around.

SanHeChuan
09-05-2002, 07:39 PM
I can't believe your actually having a discussion about Bruce lees nut sack!:(

I can't believe I actually replied to a post about Bruce lees nut sack!:eek:

ttt:D

Nut Sack!