ATTN: Wendy the Wushu Chik

[Serpent]

Hi Wen

I thought this was simply ideal for your perusal. I hope you appreciate the lengths I go to in order to keep you "in" with the rest of the forum! ;)

Click Here (http://www.techangel.co.uk/articles/bacon/index.shtml)

:D

[guohuen]

ketchup on a bacon sammich? You must be on very bad drugs!:eek:

[Serpent]

Are you serious?! Actually, I prefer the classic HP Sauce, but I'm guessing you Yanks wouldn't know what that is.

What the hell would you put on it?

[TaoBoy]

Mmmmm HP Sauce. ;)

[Serpent]

Originally posted by TaoBoy
Mmmmm HP Sauce. ;)


You know it! *drool*

[guohuen]

Lettuce, tomato and mayo. Dam heathens.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by guohuen
Lettuce, tomato and mayo. Dam heathens.

Yeah, you could use mayo, but it's no HP Sauce.

Mayo is, after all, best on some nice big, fat chips. (No, not crisps, not french fries, I'm talking about real chips like Grandma used to make. At least a half inch square and 3 inches long! ;) )

[guohuen]

Dam! It's 1:30 am here now and I'm hungry. Belgian fries with mayo. Sounds good.

[Serpent]

You know it's good! ;)

Chips and mayo with a bacon sammich with HP Sauce! Man, now I'm hungry and it's 3.30 in the afternoon! I'm off to find a cafe somewhere!

[The Willow Sword]

those pork sandwiches go straight to your a$$, honey.:D


MRTWS

[Kristoffer]

What the **** would make anyone sit down and actually search for this crap? :D

[scotty1]

Lettuce tomato and mayo makes it a BLT.

For a bacon sandwich it must be ketchup, or even better brown sauce.

[The Willow Sword]

scotty now WHAT is "Brown sauce"? :D

[ewallace]

Rule 1: Never, ever, ever ever ever ever, put anything on a Bacon sammich that could overshadow or alter the taste of bacon in it's natural cooked state.

Rule 2: See rule 1.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

[rubthebuddha]

by putting ketchup -- based in tomatoes -- on a bacon sammich, you're making an effort to bring the sandwich closer to a BLT and straying from the pure baconsammichness that is a bacon sammich.

now how much bacon should go on a bacon sammich?

[ewallace]

5-7 strips.

[Badger]

I got a Bacon Sammich the other day at Sonic that only had 2 strips of bacon.:mad: :mad: WTF??!!!??

[wushu chik]

I am very aware already how to make a kick ass bacon sammich! There's no need for me to have a "reference chart" ;) on this matter! Glad to know you're thinking of me apparently A LOT though. :D

~Wen~

[ewallace]

I am having our marraige papers drawn up as we speak Wendy. The prenumpt is just to ensure that in case something happens between us, you will be unable to get at the .76 cents I currently have in my checking account.

[wushu chik]

Thats ok Eric, I completely understand about the prenupt. That saves me the trouble of filing one for myself. I wouldn't want you to get your hands on the 276000.00 I have in MY bank account!! ;)

~Wen~

[ewallace]

That's cool. I have plenty of monopoly money too.

[wushu chik]

Yeah, but I bet your monopoly money isn't as neatly stacked, sorted into large denominations like mine is. Does is smell like real money too?? MINE DOES!!!

~Wen~

[The Willow Sword]

see now wen and i had a plan once and it was to get hitched Skyclad on top of the taos mountain in the snow. but alas,,it did not take. shes too high maintainence. you know ,,dressing on the side and warmed apple pie with no ice cream exceot if the pie is cold and if it isnt then the ice cream on the side and the pie only half heated and if its frozen ,,then NO pie and just the ice cream,,,,,heated.

:p :p :p :p :p

[rubthebuddha]

real money usually smells like ass, because someone's been sitting on their wallet all day. so anyone that says they like the smell of money needs some medication.

[rubthebuddha]

i wish the doctors would pump the drugs out of tws' stomach after they're done testing them on him. :rolleyes:

[PQS]

TWS
Brown Sauce is made up of
Water,Sugar,Apple Puree,Dates,Spirit Vinegar,Acetic Acid,Salt,Modified Starch,Rye Flour,Tomato Paste,Molasses,Spices,Soy Sauce,Colour(sulphiteAmmonia Caramel)Malt Extract,Rice Flour,Onion Powder,Lemon Juice Concentrate,Sweetner(Sodium Saccharin)

mmmmmmmmm Acetic Acid

regards
Peter

[wushu chik]

Thanks PQS for clearing that up for us!!! :D

~Wen~