OT: but sss...pock!

[KC Elbows]

http://www.apeculture.com/shatner.htm

:D

[KC Elbows]

Dr. Bonner's got nothing on this guy.

http://www.timecube.com/

[guohuen]

and the answer is..... Heather Locklear in a police uniform!!!!


Please Spock, not in front of the Klingons!:D



I've bookmarked that site. Thanks.:p

[guohuen]

Whoa! Do you smell kool-aid?:eek:

[KC Elbows]

Need you cyborg acronym name?

I'm K.C.E.L.B.O.W.S.: Kinetic Cybernetic Entity Limited to Basic Observation and Worldwide Sabotage

http://www.brunching.com/cyborger.html

[ewallace]

ewallace = Electronic Wireless Android Limited to Logical Assassination and Ceaseless Exploration

[KC Elbows]

http://website.lineone.net/%7Esheepcull/index.html


:D :cool: :D

[ewallace]

37 sheep in 52 seconds.

[KC Elbows]

WooooooH! I'm gonna die on August 28, 2043
at the age of 73 years old.:D

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

[KC Elbows]

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

[ewallace]

December 23, 2051 at the age of 75 years old.

It must be your hairy nipples or that you light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second KC.

[KC Elbows]

NOT for kids:

http://www.prawnography.net/

[KC Elbows]

:D :D :D

http://www.jub-jub.com/marmot/marmots.htm

I'm actually crying. That one got me.

[dwid]

digital worker intended for destruction

[fa_jing]

Wow! I'm going to die September 27, 2063 at the age of 89! This despite smoking pot daily! Not bad, but not great either: longevity runs in my family.

[fa_jing]

Oh and I've been meaning to ask: WHY DO YOU ALL SO-CALLED EDUCATORS IGNORE THE TIME CUBE AND SPREAD EVIL LIES?

[KC Elbows]

Cool, a downloadable theramin!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/playground/theremin1.shtml

[KC Elbows]

Want to hear rap songs by Stephen Hawkings?

http://www.mchawking.com/multimedia.php?page_function=mp3z

[TjD]

TjD = Troubleshooting and Judo Device

woo im a judo cyborg

too bad i do wing chun :)

[KC Elbows]

?

http://www.nobodyhere.com/neus.php3

[fa_jing]

Originally posted by KC Elbows
Want to hear rap songs by Stephen Hawkings?


Strangely, I do I and I enjoyed it. However, I don't want to be around on this thread when Wushu Chick comes rolling by. She is gonna take some M*F*s out when she sees this sh!t. :eek:

(runs away as fast as his little feet can carry him)

[KC Elbows]

Merry Chistmas Wen!

http://www.apeculture.com/santa.htm

[ewallace]

Get back to work KC.



Stinkin hippie slacker.

[KC Elbows]

They just laid off 400 people from my building. Looks like I picked a good time to already have my resume out there.

Ironically, when they were being laid off, I was posting links to marmets. Of course, they were probably doing the same.

I think the corporate world has driven me insane.

Must find more links.

[KC Elbows]

http://www.apeculture.com/celine.htm

[David Jamieson]

ahhh, more piffle...ok, here's mine

Kinetic . Upgraded . Neohuman . Generated . for Logical . Exploration . and Killing

hmmmmn, not bad.

mmmmm...killing.

peace

[wushu chik]

ha ha, here's mine!!!

so, it doesn't completely go....WORK WITH ME!
wushu chik
Wonderfully
Unique &
Sexy
wHo
Can also be
Heartless
In
Killing

:D

~Wen~

[Mr Punch]

Mechanical Artificial Technician Hardwired for Infiltration and Logical Learning

What happened to hardcore violence in cyborgs???!!! 'Logical Learning'? Sheesh - sexy!!!

:rolleyes:

[SevenStar]

I'm gonna die on july 3, 2071 at the age of 93

[SevenStar]

oh yeah, my acronym:

Severely Evil Violent Entity Neverendingly Stabbing Thugs And Robbers

[SevenStar]

and a recursive one for the computer geeks:

Start Evacuating Virtually Every Niche - SevenStar's Threatening A Rampage

[Shadow Dragon]

Day to Die:

March 7, 2050
at the age of 82 years old.

Seeya.

[Budokan]

B: Beating

U: Umbrellas

D: Down

O: On

K: Krazy

A: A$$

N: Nerds

[KC Elbows]

Is that some new slang for spankin' the monkey?

[Budokan]

July 13, 2034 at the age of 74. Hey, maybe the Cubs will win the World Series before I die, huh...?

[Budokan]

hahaha, it could be!

[KC Elbows]

How come no one's dying young?

I'm starting to lose my faith in the internet.

Never mind, it'll be OK. I'll just pluck one more hair from that guys nose.:D

[KC Elbows]

Here's how you use it in a sentence:

"Ralek was beating umbrellas down on some krazy ass nerds when the UFC tape got eaten up by the VCR, so he closed his eyes and thought of Wonder and momma."

[KC Elbows]

This one is priceless:

http://www.esquilax.com/elvis/index.shtml

And this next one is...well....

http://members.surfeu.fi/kklaine/primebear.html

This next one's kind of cool, samurai action!

http://www.orisinal.org/games/swordsman.html

Next one is weird but cool:

http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/wireframe.html

Nice Kitty,

http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html

Please play the following game. It's called "Just not cricket". You'll like it, it just takes a minute to get the rules. So, are they moles, or gophers?

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/games/showcards/J/just_not_cricket.html

This one’s just silly:

http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm

[The Willow Sword]

The
Higher
Entity

Wearing
Incognito
Lovely
Little
Onion
Wedges

Singing
Witty
Orations
Riding
Donkeys

:D