The Cynic's Guide to Life

[Royal Dragon]

Author unknown,

Cynic's guide to life (http://www.anyboard.net/rec/sports/Royal_Dragons_Dungeon/posts/259.html)

[Budokan]

#7 was pretty funny.

[TaoBoy]

Eagles may soar high but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.


:D

[Chang Style Novice]

"Weaseling out of things is what separates man from the animals. Except the weasel."

- Homer J Simpson

[eulerfan]

If life gives you lemons, why not try killing somebody with those lemons(maybe by shoving them down his throat)?

- Jack Handey

[Royal Dragon]

Better yet, if life gives you lemons, Rob someone who has Sugar and water!!!!:eek: