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old jong
10-05-2002, 07:18 PM
Talk about a mean look! Who are you looking at?.... (http://www.abkungfu.ca/images/sifudummy.jpg) ;)
vingtsunstudent
10-05-2002, 07:47 PM
well he certainly must be tuff, that poor old dummy is heavily bandaged.
vts
yuanfen
10-05-2002, 09:51 PM
Who is he? Why the bandaged dummy?
Looks like the dummy needs the jow.
old jong
10-06-2002, 07:46 AM
This is Master Edward Ng of alberta ,Canada.
I don,t know about his lineage.
I just found his rebarbative look funny!

I guess he must punch his dummy hard?
yuanfen
10-06-2002, 08:49 AM
Both he and his son are supposed to be goof kung fu people.
kj
10-06-2002, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by yuanfen
Both he and his son are supposed to be goof kung fu people.

ROFLOL. Please say you meant "good" not "goof." :D
kungfu cowboy
10-06-2002, 09:12 AM
Don't they do pratfalls instead of breakfalls?
rogue
10-06-2002, 10:39 AM
Joy, That's a slip that would make Sigmund proud.:D
old jong
10-06-2002, 01:22 PM
The d and the f are beside eachothers on the keaboard so,I will give Joy the benefit of the doupt!....;) ;) ;)
couch
10-06-2002, 11:05 PM
very informative person...quotes:

"THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL
OUR LINEAGE IS FROM YIP MAN - WONG WING - DENNIS CHAU - TO ME EDWARD NG.
CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
SIFU EDWARD
WWW.ABKUNGFU.CA


Do you practice the Advanced Sil Lum Tao?
YES
Generally how long does it take to complete your system?
NORMALLY ABOUT 3 YEARS,
When you sign up for a membership, is one able to attend all the classes at any location? I if were to attend only the U of A classes, do I get everything covered (Conditioning, Techniques, Sparring, Forms, belt knowledge)?
THE REGULAR PRICE IS MAX 3 TIMES A WEEK, YOU CAN COME 5 TIMES A WEEK JUST PAY A LITTLE
BIT MORE. EVERYTHING IS COVERED.
How is the belt knowledge divided up? Are there private lessons, or the ability to refine what is needed for a test with yourself or an instructor?
WE DIVIDE INTO WHITE, YELLOW, ORANGE, GREEN, BLUE, BROWN AND BLACK
YES, PRIVATE LESSON PROVIDE WITH EXTRA RATE
Do you yourself teach, or do your senior students teach?
BOTH
"

There ya go!
yuanfen
10-07-2002, 12:36 AM
Believe me< I know how to spell- but my goofy fingers can do some strange things on the key board in the dark. Apologies to Ng
sifu. Right now everyone but myself are asleep with only a distant hallway light to guide me.
Odie-wan
10-08-2002, 01:53 PM
When you are cracking on someone for fat-fingering his keyboard and you write

"benefit of the doupt!...."

I have to wonder how you switched the "b" with the "p".

Sean
Odie-wan
10-08-2002, 01:59 PM
When you are cracking on someone for fat-fingering his keyboard and you write

"benefit of the doupt!...."

I have to wonder how you switched the "b" with the "p".

Sean
rubthebuddha
10-08-2002, 02:36 PM
that and keaboard, methinks, were intentional, and thus implicit of the winks.

;)
old jong
10-08-2002, 02:45 PM
You don't know just how fat are my fingers!;)
I make lots of mistakes in english,I know!:(
yuanfen
10-08-2002, 04:51 PM
Mistakes in Ingles? I turned the light on and wallah- what "looked" like a b indeed became a p. And a d became an f.
Plato was indeed correct- you caint tryst em shadows. But de olde Greek would a coulda made a poor wing chun man- the meaning of a form for him and for good wc are oceans apart.
wallah. He lost the last time I did chi sao with him-but he was
shur was right- I aint an Athenian- its all Greek to me anyways. wallah.
But I think he woulda lost to Athena or Aphrodite-wing chun ainta
pushpush art.
de joy of yuanfen
Matrix
10-08-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by old jong
I make lots of mistakes in english,I know!:( Your english is much better than my french, mon ami. :cool:

Matrix
yuanfen
10-08-2002, 05:54 PM
They speak a French that the French have forgotten-dont they?
As the Lousianans speak English?
old jong
10-08-2002, 06:12 PM
Je fais mon possible.;)
Joy.
True that our french is a little different from Parisssss!;)
Matrix.
We will meet some day,I'm sure. :cool: We don't live very far away from eachother.
Matrix
10-08-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by old jong
Matrix.
We will meet some day,I'm sure. :cool: We don't live very far away from eachother. I have no doubt about it. I look forward to that time.

A la prochaine....

Matrix
Matrix
10-08-2002, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by yuanfen
They speak a French that the French have forgotten-dont they?
As the Lousianans speak English? Not quite Joy, but your observation that Quebec french is different from Parisian french is accurate. No matter how you slice it, it's still a beautiful language.

Matrix
old jong
10-09-2002, 11:36 PM
That guy can't be in Wing Chun?... (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ug-20.jpg) Could he be one of Joy student? :eek:
yuanfen
10-10-2002, 06:09 AM
One of my ex-proteges who strayed from the path and mixed lineages and martial arts.
vingtsunstudent
10-10-2002, 06:28 AM
old jong
so you finally found a photo of me, i guess that means i have no credibility left?
surely you know looks can be deceiving.
all of my foes believed the same thing til' bam whop kazam
and who said chain punching was for beginers.
vts
ps that was before several good beatings i took, way back when people used to tell me i was super model material.
Rill
10-10-2002, 06:41 AM
Ooh! Unless I'm mistaken, I do believe that this Austin Powers lookalike is practicing the infamous 'shadow puppet of death' technique!

vts, you sure are one dangerous character ;)
old jong
10-10-2002, 07:10 AM
Put these teeth in Tyson's body (Don't know about the mind!) and you have the ultimate eating machine. :eek:

BTW vingtsunstudent, are you related to A****a Kim?....Cousin or something? :eek:
old jong
10-10-2002, 08:04 AM
That chi sau competitions can have bad effects on you! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/yattaprev.jpg) (in the long run!):eek:
old jong
10-10-2002, 08:12 AM
that storing too much chi can damage the environment! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/matrix.mpg) Think about the ozone up there!