View Full Version : DC SNIPER watch out...I'm protecting the citizens!
LEGEND
10-09-2002, 06:35 AM
Yes folks...I'm doing my duty! As I walk to skool I look for people to protect...like the movie bodyguard...I would walk next to certain peeps in hopes the SNIPER would target me! I'm a realllllll HERO. It is kind of unusual that I would walk next to FAT or TALL peeps and to the inside where they would walk to the outside making it looks like I'm in the blindspot...buttttttt...that is my purpose. To shadow the ones I care about...everyday peeps! I don't walk next to smaller peeps cause I feel that FAT and TALLER peeps are going to be what the SNIPER wants. Easier targets...I'm glad that I have cove...I mean I'm covering them!
Don't get shot, huh, Legend? :D Can't help people when you're dead.
;)
Ryu
ewallace
10-09-2002, 08:43 AM
What you really need is a subtle bullseye. Find a black shirt with white circles that discretely mimics a bullseye. That will provide a more inviting and challanging target.
Xebsball
10-09-2002, 09:18 AM
:D nice
Waidan
10-09-2002, 09:22 AM
A level III vest wouldn't hurt either.
Former castleva
10-09-2002, 09:38 AM
I hope they´ll catch that problem.
You have a very good heart. :)
If you´re into charity,you may very well be a legend in a way or another,by getting shot some live up to the title but consider it,please.
KC Elbows
10-09-2002, 10:04 AM
I think some people are missing the fact that Legends plan is to stand behind tall fat people until this is all over.:D
NorthernMantis
10-09-2002, 10:15 AM
lol go ahead batman I'd joing you but I live far away.:D
LEGEND
10-09-2002, 02:38 PM
KC ELBOW...****it bro...u let the cat out the bag! Why this morning I in Georgetown and I saw a FAT WOMAN standing near the sidewalk...of course I was behind her just in case CPR needed to be administered! And this morning at the bus stop I was next to a 10th grader...making sure that I was eye to eye with him just in case...he get shot and I can quickly...drag mysel...I mean HIM to safety. I've alwayz felt...
THE NEED OF THE ONE...OUTWEIGH THE NEED OF THE MANY!!! ehhhhhhhhhhh did I say that rite???
Budokan
10-09-2002, 04:00 PM
Legend, you are where you need to be: With all the other gutless spineless cowards who make up Congress! :D
If you were a real man you'd find out where Rolls is and "protect" him. :p
African Tiger
10-09-2002, 04:17 PM
Legend - are you gunning (forgive the pun) to become a REAL legend?
Dude, I've been shot at before - in combat and living in the hood. It ain't fun, although you could definitely sheild yourself with a fat chick.
I'm sure she'd love you forever after that!
LEGEND
10-09-2002, 04:36 PM
Budo...
Rolls from what I hear is quite tall at 6ft something...maybe when he's shot i can carry him out of the area while WHITNEY HOUSTON sings the BODYGUARD song...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...dat ROMO.
Budokan
10-10-2002, 07:26 AM
That would be a touching scene. Brings a tear to my eye just to think about it, you carrying Rolls' slowly cooling body in front of all the TV cameras while Whitney screeches in the background and Costner mugs for the camera... *sniff*
Budokan
10-10-2002, 07:28 AM
Still safer to hide behind fat chicks, though.... :D
Legend, have no fear, the Chivalric Bully (tm) will help you out!
*Ryu chases after serial sniper*
*catches up to him and slaps him a couple times upside the head*
Ryu: Where's your gun now, where's your gun now, where's your gun now? *slap slap slap*
*Ryu grabs snipers hands and starts smacking him with his own hands.*
Ryu: Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
*sniper suddenly shoots Ryu in the arm.*
Ryu: Ow! Girlie fighter! :mad:
;)
Ryu
KC Elbows
10-10-2002, 10:10 AM
Don't worry Ryu, Legend was right behind you!:D
Badger
10-10-2002, 10:21 AM
Ryu is starting to sound like Bizarro Ryu....*Rut Roh* :eek: :confused: :confused:
Nah, I'm not bizarro! :D I'm just seeing how far I can go with "bully" tactics since so many people don't want to listen to philosophical or rational debate. :D
What's bizzare about that?
Now to return to Japan to terrorize the porn scouts in Shibuya.
*Ryu runs after a skinny little Japanese porn film-maker*
Ryu: Hey! Where'ya going little guy??? Come back here!
*Ryu trips him down, and drags him kicking and screaming to a nearby bathroom. He places the man's head in the toilet, and flushes it repeatedly.*
Ryu: Who likes porn now? Who likes porn now?
Porn Filmer: *gurgle splash gurglre choke! cough!*
Ryu: And I'm taking your wallet too.....
:D
muaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaah!!!!!!!!!!! !
sorry, need some coffee..
Ryu
technically a public Japanese toilet wouldn't be the same as a western one at all, but hey I'm in "character" here.....
Ryu
The Willow Sword
10-10-2002, 10:38 AM
A kid ...... A KID!! was shot by this fuko the otherday,,and you guys are making fun of fat people hoping they get shot??? this child is in critical but stable condition,,his mother is going insane cause she doesnt know if her son is going to live,,he took a bullet in the gut. you would wish that on others?
pull your heads out of your perverbial A$$ES.
Hey I'm not making fun of anyone, I'm beating up Japanese pornography filmmakers. :(
Ryu
Seriously TWS, no one thinks this is funny in the least. I sure don't. Sometimes, when something so terrible happens people's only "defense" mechanism is to find ways to laugh ........ kind of gets the shock out of the system.
In all seriousness, I hope they find this guy soon, and kill him. He can't be around others.
Ryu
yenhoi
10-10-2002, 10:45 AM
I find everything somewhat funny, what of it TWS?
Your morals and sense of humor are yours, *******.
The Willow Sword
10-10-2002, 10:49 AM
my MORALS dont include a **** poor way of dealing with the tragedy by making fun of it. notice that there arent any jokes arising from 9-11. bill Maher of politically incorrect fuked his whole career when he tried to make a joke about it. i dont see why we have to make one of this.
MRTWS
Now now, let's not fight, everyone. :D
Or you'll force the Chivalric Bully (tm) to bring out his trusted friend Corporal Punishment again.....
Ryu
Bill Maher's off the air??????! Oh thank God.....
(seriously, I hate that guy....)
Ryu
yenhoi
10-10-2002, 11:05 AM
People can make jokes of anything, and if it offends you, then the joke is on you.
Bill Mahr didnt end his career by joking about 9-11, his ratings were ****, he was scheduled to be hacked... thats how TV works. Bill Mahr said after the fact that he was cut of 9-11, but that was also a joke, dude. I loved that guy, I miss him.
For that matter, Mr PC: did you notice the thousands of people all over the world acting not so unhappy about 9-11?
You lecture people about what they joke about? LOL @ you.
FatherDog
10-10-2002, 11:12 AM
"At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted."
- Eric Idle
Doesn't ANYBODY get a kick out of my Chivalric Bully stuff??? :mad:
What's the matter with you people!? It's funny stuff!
Well since the thread is about to be hijacked AGAIN, I will say this. Satire and humor are important even (and sometimes especially) to lighten the shock, etc. of certain happenings. Some things are in good taste, other things are not. Most people generally agree when a "joke" really isn't funny at all. There's usually a consensus. Sometimes not.
The important thing is to really look at what you're laughing at. Why is it funny to you? Is it funny because it's silly and makes light of a certain situation that hurts you? (in effect making you feel better) Or is it funny because you enjoy the suffering or bad (and by bad I mean truly frightening or emotionally painful) prediciments of someone else? If it's the latter ..... well I'd check yourself. Or at least dance around in front of some gas stations in DC......
(see? That joke wasn't intended to make light of the death and suffering of these victims..... but instead makes "light" of the terrible situation in effect to find ways of moving past it and dealing with it.)
Whether it's a "humorous" joke or not is another matter :D
Boooooo for the standup comedies of Ryu!
Ryu
KC Elbows
10-10-2002, 11:54 AM
Dude, somebody shoot the comic.
I'm sorry, but I'm willing to laugh at tragedy, it's the only sane response, and the joke wasn't at people being shot, but at Legend's so-called bravery, so it's not even close to offensive.
And if I knew a good 9/11 joke, I'd be the first to tell it, but I don't, so there.:p
Badger
10-10-2002, 12:00 PM
So you think youre funny Mr. Chivalric Bully?!?
(Badger shoves Ryu's Shoulder)
C'mon punk, let's take this outside!
I'll string you up by that silly headband of yours...you video cartoon character you.....
*pushes Badger in the mud*
Oooooooh I'm so scared of a little rat that lives in the ground!
Hey, you wanna hurtzdonut?
*smacks Badger's arm*
HA! Hurts, don't it???
:D
Ahh to be 8 years old again.... :(
Ryu
KC Elbows
10-10-2002, 12:23 PM
"Hey, you wanna hurtzdonut?"
:D
Ryu, this is the role you were born for.
Badger
10-10-2002, 12:27 PM
Little Rat That lives in the ground!
(Badger throws mud in Ryu's eye)
Take that "Fireballs"!
Originally posted by Badger
Little Rat That lives in the ground!
(Badger throws mud in Ryu's eye)
Take that "Fireballs"!
ROTFLMAO :D that was pretty good! LOL
Ryu
Former castleva
10-10-2002, 01:25 PM
SHO-RYU-KEN! :)
LEGEND
10-10-2002, 02:36 PM
I have to JOKE about it! I live here!!! The last shooting was 15 mins away from where I live...in Manassas...unfort...joking about it is the only way I can convince myself to out to SHELL and pump gas in my car! LOL...it's like joking about all the shootings in LA back in the 90's by CRIPs and BLOODs. It's scary...but we( DC FOLKs ) try not to let the FEAR consume us...or we'll be hiding the rest of our lives!
Xebsball
10-10-2002, 02:37 PM
Ryu :mad:
You are fighting pr0n, now you just signed your death certificate with me!!! :mad:
btw... SHO-RYU-REPPAAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm not fighting pron, I'm fighting porn.
I have nothing against pron. ........ Soccer boy...
:D
this bully stuff is so cool!
Ryu
Xebsball
10-10-2002, 03:40 PM
its cos i have mad l33t skills pr0n is porn f00!!! :mad:
porn fu? What's porn fu?
you've got mad 13s? Stop using your head for those goals, Soccer boy!
( :D ;) )
Ryu
Xebsball
10-10-2002, 03:53 PM
I say you'll pay for this mischief!!!! In this world or the next!!
rubthebuddha
10-10-2002, 04:40 PM
preferably this one, and preferably on film.
joedoe
10-10-2002, 05:03 PM
Get your head out of your arse. If you can't laugh at a bad situation, then you might as well give it up now.
Stop being so serious.
LEGEND
10-10-2002, 06:01 PM
Joedoe...Ryu..Yenhoi...Fatherdog...KC Elbows...friends...I'm glad u guys have my back...now if u don't mind...please escort me in this manner...
Diagram 1:
Sniper
Bushes/Trees
Joedoe Ryu
LEGEND
KC Elbows Fatherdog
...gentlemen as u can see...this type of Diagram represents how "I"...the "LEGEND" will save many of the DC residents...I was using u guys as example of FELLOW DC citizens. As u can see...not only am I PROTECTING RYU and JOEDOE...but I can also cover KC Elbows and Fatherdog! After this is all over...I plan to teach BODYGUARD 101! In fact...I've been around for thousands of years! YES I am immortal!!! My protection resume includes:
JFK
RFK
Ghandi
Abraham Lincoln
Julius Caesar
Shaka Zulu
Jimmy Hoffa
Paul Castalano
and numerous others!!!
joedoe
10-10-2002, 06:13 PM
LOL @ LEGEND!!!!
As I am a person of rather fat proportions, it is rather apt that you have positioned me as you did in the diagram.
Let me know as soon as you start your bodyguard lessons - I wanna sign up :D
I'm doing forearm excercises.... and I can batrely move my damm arms... so please bear with me....
While I agree with most of you guys, I also agree wtinh TWS too because there are thnigs that I consider very "unfunny" that are shown as "funny"....... Bumfight \s come to mind. okay i'm typing with one hand now. please don't be too hard on him because morality and having empathy fo others is never a bad thing.
godd my armss! :mad:
this is my last post. Got to get back to training...
I' just did like 500 forearm twists (using the weighted stick..(
it freaking works! My forearms are getting huge.... but can't write so goodnight!
Ryu
joedoe
10-10-2002, 06:37 PM
I agree that having empathy and compassion is a good thing. However you should never force that onto anyone else, just like you should never force your own moral code on anyone else. Different people deal with things differently. Having a laugh at a bad thing is one of the best ways to deal with ****ty situations.
Anyway Ryu, you aren't really doing forearm exercises are you? :D
LEGEND
10-10-2002, 06:44 PM
Ryu...enlight of your new POLITICAL VIEW...I have decided to PROTECT you differently...as u can see in DIAGRAM 2:
Sniper
Bushes/Trees( NOTE: Erase SNIPER SECTION before showing clients ).
RYU
Joedoe Fatherdog
LEGEND
KC Elbows
as u can see RYU...I shall have more levy in this position to pull u out of harms way!
LOL!
I look so lonely up there. I can see myself hiking up my pants and saying something to the effect of ...... "well guys, looks like the coast is clear!" :D
And Yes I WAS doing forearm excercises Joedoe! :D And they hurt...... bad. But my arms look cool and are strong so that's all that counts. ;)
Legend, seriously guy, take care of yourself there in VA.
Ryu
Xebsball
10-10-2002, 11:44 PM
Ryu, im not done battling your silly ass yet!!!
(just a reminder mkay)
sighhhhh....... you know Xeb.... I've got a soccer ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.
;)
Ryu
FatherDog
10-11-2002, 08:08 AM
Legend, you're making this protection scheme way too complicated.
The next time I go to Maryland, I'm just going to wear a T-shirt reading "The guy next to me thinks snipers suck" in big letters.
THAT'S self-defense. :D
The Willow Sword
10-11-2002, 08:45 AM
numbskulls to make fun of. Another person was shot and killed in manasas virginia by the sniper. He was at a gas station pumping gas. and then that was it.
HEY lets make a joke about this too. i have an EVEN BEtter idea.
Lets include in the joke your FAT Mother or sister who gets it in the head. or how about the fathers on the board who have children. HAHAHAHAHA thats funny,,,,a child getting shot in the head,,hahahahaha im peeing my pants.
Fukin Imbeciles (except for you RYU)
MRTWS
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