Viper555
10-09-2002, 09:16 PM
The following is a video that is on sale at johnsonsmith.com under the security section.I found the promises it made in the sales pitch hilarious.Those poor fat lazy slobs who think that by watching this they will become invincible.I wonder how many people this video will get killed??ROFLMFAO!!!!!
Street Safe Video
Item No. 5320
You'll Be Amazed At How Fast You Can Learn It!
Now you can easily "take down" trained boxers, Karate black belt masters & street thugs twice your size...even if you've never been in a real fight before in your life! Wouldn't you like to have the confidence in knowing without question that you can "neutralize" the threat of physical assault by criminal scum as easily as you would squash a fly? You've never heard about Paul Vunak, but the SEALs, FBI, CIA & a dozen police SWAT teams have. The U.S. Navy SEALS brought him in to teach his unique system after an exhaustive worldwide search for the best hand-to-hand combat system in existence. The SEALs aren't interested in learning complicated martial arts like Karate or Tae Kwon Do. All that fancy kicking & hacking may look scary, but it doesn't work on the battlefield...or in the street. Paul followed only one rule when choosing the moves he would use in his simplified hand-to-hand system: It had to work 100% of the time in street fights...where there are no rules. As a result, there are only 8 moves total. All of them are unbelievably effective, & all can be learned & mastered in only a matter of hours. You don't have to be quick, or coordinated, or even in decent physical shape. You don't need to train constantly to become a master. Women, grandmothers, even children have learned it. A thousand guys smaller & weaker than you have learned it, too. Almost overnight. You'll feel confident using Paul's system even after a single lesson. This video is all you'll need & should be the most intense & enlightening hour you'll spend in front of a T.V.! Everything is broken down into its most easily-learned form. In fact, you'll have enough powerful know-how after just one viewing to increase your natural fighting ability by 200%...instantly! Paul even took the time to show you real-life examples in order to remove any doubt you may have as to how to use your new skill in the real world. Isn't it time for you to decide that you're not going to "run scared?" Isn't it time to really know how to protect yourself so you can walk the streets with confidence? But, hurry. We have been told that the military may not want this information available to the public for very much longer! 60 min. See video policy on the Customer Service Page.
$39.98
This item is in stock.
Street Safe Video
Item No. 5320
You'll Be Amazed At How Fast You Can Learn It!
Now you can easily "take down" trained boxers, Karate black belt masters & street thugs twice your size...even if you've never been in a real fight before in your life! Wouldn't you like to have the confidence in knowing without question that you can "neutralize" the threat of physical assault by criminal scum as easily as you would squash a fly? You've never heard about Paul Vunak, but the SEALs, FBI, CIA & a dozen police SWAT teams have. The U.S. Navy SEALS brought him in to teach his unique system after an exhaustive worldwide search for the best hand-to-hand combat system in existence. The SEALs aren't interested in learning complicated martial arts like Karate or Tae Kwon Do. All that fancy kicking & hacking may look scary, but it doesn't work on the battlefield...or in the street. Paul followed only one rule when choosing the moves he would use in his simplified hand-to-hand system: It had to work 100% of the time in street fights...where there are no rules. As a result, there are only 8 moves total. All of them are unbelievably effective, & all can be learned & mastered in only a matter of hours. You don't have to be quick, or coordinated, or even in decent physical shape. You don't need to train constantly to become a master. Women, grandmothers, even children have learned it. A thousand guys smaller & weaker than you have learned it, too. Almost overnight. You'll feel confident using Paul's system even after a single lesson. This video is all you'll need & should be the most intense & enlightening hour you'll spend in front of a T.V.! Everything is broken down into its most easily-learned form. In fact, you'll have enough powerful know-how after just one viewing to increase your natural fighting ability by 200%...instantly! Paul even took the time to show you real-life examples in order to remove any doubt you may have as to how to use your new skill in the real world. Isn't it time for you to decide that you're not going to "run scared?" Isn't it time to really know how to protect yourself so you can walk the streets with confidence? But, hurry. We have been told that the military may not want this information available to the public for very much longer! 60 min. See video policy on the Customer Service Page.
$39.98
This item is in stock.