View Full Version : VIET CONG MAN...I'm coming out of retirement!
LEGEND
10-10-2002, 02:45 PM
You know folks...
Gotham had Batman!
Metropolis had Superman!
DC will have VIET CONG MAN!
I have just dusted off my straw hat and "made in Red China" black pajamas!
My AK 47 is ready also!
Soon they'll be a hugh flash of light in the sky by the COMMISSIONER...
it will say...
"PHO!!!"
And u will see a CUP O NOODLE car head out into the city to find this SNIPER fiend!!!
I will find him...
I shall find him...
There isn't a RICE PATTIE big enuf that he can hide from VIET CONG MAN!!!
If any of u guys are dropping by DC...
Make sure to visit the RICE CAVE...
Also...
I'm taking applications for a sidekick...aka CHARLIE...
and VIETCONG GIRL would be nice...
Hope TARA PATRICK applies( look her up in da net folks )...
LOL!
The Pho 'bat signal" was priceless! :D
Is it strange for a white guy to find that so funny?? :D
You should have some super powers too..... like tunneling underground, or maybe sending your VN girlfriend to talk all the bad guys to death ;)
Ryu
Actually.... maybe Jane Fonda would be the best sidekick for you.
Ryu
Ky-Fi
10-10-2002, 02:59 PM
All right, if we see that this sniper was found pummelled and tied up in front of the police station, his eyes burned by a nuoc cham spray, we'll know what happened.
Thug 1: How much you got?
Thug 2: (nervously looking around) Not that much... I hate it down here...
Thug 1: What's your problem? We got the money didn't we?
Thug 2: Yeah but..... you shouldn't have pulled the gun on that kid man.... you shouldn't have pulled....
Thug 1: Look shut up! I do what I gotta do...
Thug 2: Man... remember Jimmy? Remember what happened to him?
Thug 1: (laughing) Yeah, he got high on one too many sticks and took a dive off a 12 story building.
Thug 2: Nah man.... that's not what I heard.... that's not what I heard at all...... I heard that the VC got him...
Thug 1: (skeptical) The VC?? Aww man, enough with that crap. Look.... There IS no VC....
*sound startles both of them...*
Thug 1: The hell was that?
Thug 2: Sounded like it came from underneath us......
:D
Ryu
LEGEND
10-10-2002, 03:16 PM
VC MAN: I want all your friends to know about me...
Thug 1: Who are uuuuuuuuuuuuu???!!!
VC MAN: I'm Bat...I mean...I'm VIET CONG MAN!!!
dezhen2001
10-10-2002, 04:52 PM
funny stuff guys! :D
i been away form things for a while, but that news is shocking :( i hope they get it sorted before anything else happens :(
anyways, back to the regularly scheduled programme :cool:
david
Radhnoti
10-10-2002, 05:29 PM
The "Hanoi" Jane Fonda comment floored me...
Nice one Ryu.
SevenStar
10-10-2002, 08:28 PM
the "PHO!" signal was pretty funny
NorthernMantis
10-10-2002, 09:06 PM
VietCong girl can have the traditional viet dress and don't forget "rice" the bowl wonder lol
LEGEND
10-10-2002, 09:23 PM
RICE THE BOWL WONDER!!! hahaha! I like that!!!
Chang Style Novice
10-10-2002, 09:26 PM
Phoc you, LEGEND.;)
PHILBERT
10-10-2002, 09:32 PM
Are you high?
Oh and pardon my ignorance, but what is pho?
rubthebuddha
10-10-2002, 09:54 PM
vietnamese for "soup." pronounced like your asking "fûck?" without the ck, starting low and finishing high in tone. find a pho shop and order some up.
numnumsoup (http://www.phohoa.com/menu.html)
rogue
10-11-2002, 07:40 AM
What's your battle cry Legend?
And you need a cool name for your signature move, like the A #1 Boom Boom or something.
ewallace
10-11-2002, 07:55 AM
I really don't think that announcing a VC is running around the streets of Washington with an AK 47, even if in the best of intentions, is a very...uh...health-conscience idea. You may have more VFW stations in a manhunt for you than the coward that is shooting people up has Law Enforcement stations in a manhunt for him.
Just a thought. :)
guohuen
10-11-2002, 08:54 AM
I like the idea. Remember to stay away from towns with a lot of pickup trucks with deer rifles in the back windows. You could use Paris in the Spring from Cole Porter as your theme song ala Phred from Doonesbury.
Originally posted by rogue
What's your battle cry Legend?
And you need a cool name for your signature move, like the A #1 Boom Boom or something.
Fell out of my chair!!! :D
LOL
rogue
10-12-2002, 04:23 PM
Ryu, I was going to suggest that his battle cry could be "Love you long time", but that was a little over the top and insulting.
I get the feeling that instead of being some black clad deadly VC, Legend will end up looking like the light in the loafers bar owner who liked John Wayne alot in Good Morning Vietnam.:D
Haha,
I agree that the "love you long time" thing would have been insulting. The #1 Boom Boom as a "signature move" is downright funny because it sounds so much like an actual move. ... LOL
:D Good comedy is satirical yet decent. It's hard to get, but when you do it's gold :D
Ryu
LEGEND
10-13-2002, 02:11 PM
How about...
GOT RICE???
NorthernMantis
10-13-2002, 04:22 PM
Heeeeere's Charlie!!
LEGEND
10-13-2002, 05:57 PM
"Me soooooooooo *****yyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
That will strike fears in the criminals!
Especially if you dress the part.
How far are you willing to go for justice's sake? ;)
Ryu
diego
10-14-2002, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by Ryu
Thug 1: How much you got?
Thug 2: (nervously looking around) Not that much... I hate it down here...
Thug 1: What's your problem? We got the money didn't we?
Thug 2: Yeah but..... you shouldn't have pulled the gun on that kid man.... you shouldn't have pulled....
Thug 1: Look shut up! I do what I gotta do...
Thug 2: Man... remember Jimmy? Remember what happened to him?
Thug 1: (laughing) Yeah, he got high on one too many sticks and took a dive off a 12 story building.
Thug 2: Nah man.... that's not what I heard.... that's not what I heard at all...... I heard that the VC got him...
Thug 1: (skeptical) The VC?? Aww man, enough with that crap. Look.... There IS no VC....
*sound startles both of them...*
Thug 1: The hell was that?
Thug 2: Sounded like it came from underneath us......
:D
Ryu
That's actually not a bad piece of Writing Ryu...isnt VC like a gang of nammers?. I'm sure it is!.
Ya piece went from action flick to Damon Wayons In Living Color; :D Onsome HandiMan ish't, or whatever his name is...Super-Retarded?.
LEGEND
10-14-2002, 03:39 PM
Diego...Ryu got that script line from the 1st batman movie. LOL.
Stranger
10-14-2002, 04:48 PM
rogue,
The bar owner from "Good Morning Vietnam" was trying to buy nude photographs of Walter Brennan. :eek:
NorthernMantis
10-16-2002, 10:10 PM
Vietcong man needs a theme song
(sing along to the tune of psychodad from married with children)
Who's the man with the hoisin sauce
Riding throught town with his bowl of pho
Viet cong man, Viet cong man, Viet cong man
Who's rice cave is next to a nail salon
Is every Viet destined for that job , I mean come on?
Viet cong man, Viet Cong man, Viet cong man
Who hang's around in the asian night life?
Who visits the Vietnamese cafes?
Psycho ryu *ahem* Viet cong man, Viet cong man ,Viet cong man
:D
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