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M_ArtsMargie
02-26-2003, 04:35 PM
Thanks! :D

SevenStar
02-26-2003, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
Margie has a truck? :eek:

:cool:

dawood

remember, she told me I would get big points if I could pull her truck with my crotch

SevenStar
02-26-2003, 07:13 PM
I caught a glimpse of an ad banner I've never seen before while refreshing...Margie, was that you on that sparring pad ad?

Serpent
02-26-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


remember, she told me I would get big points if I could pull her truck with my crotch

But of course, as 7* can't even pull a cracker with his todge, the whole idea collapsed rather limply.

Serpent
02-26-2003, 08:20 PM
By the way, if you earn enough as a got qi girl to buy a truck like that, Margie, then I want Gene to reconsider our services as got qi guys!

SevenStar
02-27-2003, 12:57 AM
I could pull margie's truck - and you can fill the truck with crackers.

Hai_To
02-27-2003, 08:34 AM
Gene,

What are you doing with those peppers? I think that's illegal in most states.

GeneChing
02-27-2003, 10:03 AM
I'm not telling anyone but Margina. ;)

M_ArtsMargie
02-27-2003, 10:08 AM
Sevenstar***I did say that didn't I?

Serpent***If you want to be a got qi guy to get a truck like mine......you would also have to kiss up to the got qi girls. Lol j/p:p

GeneChing
02-27-2003, 10:35 AM
But Margie, what's with the move?

M_ArtsMargie
02-27-2003, 01:07 PM
Moving has been delayed until further notice. Mainly financial reasons

M_ArtsMargie
02-27-2003, 01:27 PM
Becuase I am special...he he:D

Hai_To
02-27-2003, 03:26 PM
I don't want to be that special. It would give me nightmares.

M_ArtsMargie
02-28-2003, 10:11 AM
THIS THREAD IS NOT ALLOWED TO DIE UNTIL IT REACHES 3000 POSTS.

THANK YOU:D

M_ArtsMargie
02-28-2003, 10:14 AM
Nightmares only come when you let something affect you.

If you don't let it bother you...then you wont have night mares about it.

It's not like "Childs Play"....now that....the whole concept of dolls coming to life is freaky man.

Golden Arms
02-28-2003, 10:25 AM
Lol! Ok, how about this...who is doing something for Mardi Gras weekend/week/whatever :D

GeneChing
02-28-2003, 10:30 AM
On dolls coming alive, I used to own a Chucky head, a real one from the second movie. One of my buddies works as a set carpenter, and managed to get a whole bunch of real Chucky heads. I wound up giving mine away to a good friend who collected comic book and gothic dolls.

The best scary puppet was Trilogy of Terror, IMO.

KC Elbows
02-28-2003, 11:33 AM
This thread will never have what the 'got qi guys' thread had.

Well, unless I post pics of Ed Begley Jr. Then it'll be pretty much the same, except with people posting on it.

KC Elbows
02-28-2003, 02:04 PM
Yes, but can you describe the other two parts of the trilogy?

I can't even remember them, just that freaky doll.

Xebsball
02-28-2003, 02:20 PM
Posting this from bros, here till end of Carnival :D

Riding the train, its pretty amazing what happens, i came up with (inside my head) 2 perfectly good cma topics, one health training topic and a decent poem.
Ever seen me start an on topic MA thread??


Exactly :D
it doesnt happen

Right now i cant remember what those were, so they are forever lost and ill never post them.

Golden Arms
02-28-2003, 02:28 PM
Xeb..I would love to be down in Brazil for Carnival! How is it? I have wanted to go there for years!

M_ArtsMargie
02-28-2003, 02:47 PM
Mardi Gras is this weekend about 3 hours from where i live. I believe i am going yea..:D

TaoBoy
02-28-2003, 02:49 PM
I just started a new job and therefore have limited access to a computer - hence my absense of late. I'll be working at a call centre part-time and no longer have to put up with the morons in the IT industry.

Catch ya all soon.

Design Sifu
02-28-2003, 02:53 PM
random art post...

GeneChing
02-28-2003, 02:54 PM
How do you get from Fremont to New Orleans in 3 hours? Must be that truck of yours...

M_ArtsMargie
02-28-2003, 03:17 PM
Gene**ya..I wish. No. There is a mardi gra for college students...i forget what city..but it is about 3 hour drive from here. It is supposed to be just like the one in new orleans...only a younger crowd. I just heard about it today. I think I might go...in my truck. :D

M_ArtsMargie
02-28-2003, 03:22 PM
you know what was a good one too? Was freddy kruger. The one where he was a puppet. That was freaky too.

herb ox
02-28-2003, 04:40 PM
Good gosh, such banter... but I had to address one issue.

Gene, I understand Tiger Balm (only the red one, though) can stop the itching... give it a try and let us know. BTW, don't eat whole roasted habaneros - I nearly passed out from the pain coursing through my entire body. However, when mixed with green beans and tofu, it can be rather tolerable!

H. Ox.

Golden Arms
02-28-2003, 05:26 PM
Man, that sounds fun..well hopefully we can have a fun party up here this year without riots..2 years ago I was with some friends downtown during it, walked out a little tipsy, and then just barely managed to dodge a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor flying towards my general area. Then I looked up and there was that dumb riot that made seattle have NO parties last year.

Golden Arms
02-28-2003, 05:26 PM
Heheh..double post :O

Xebsball
02-28-2003, 06:45 PM
But nuthin cumpares to dis blue n yellow purple hills

Xebsball
02-28-2003, 06:55 PM
Golden, theres parties, many parties, semi (or fully) nude wimmins, totally beetchin drums, and beer...
Oh yeah, and normal people usually get laid more, that too.

Xebsball
02-28-2003, 07:36 PM
i can hear they warming up withe drums, its so powerfull, know what i mean

Xebsball
03-03-2003, 12:13 AM
"Clean my wounds"
by Corrosion of Conformity

I see the world thru blood shot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies
The dogs of war never compromise
No time for rearranging
"Help me jesus , help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind
He said it happens every time...

(Knock it down)
Thats how the story goes
(Knock it down)
In the land of a 1000 no's
(Knock it down)
Im all over you
In time my mind is changing

Oooh knock it down

Black on black gives me a heart attack
And the silence makes it deadly
Some choose to kill with a simple will
I've seen them fall fast and steady
"Help me jesus help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind
He said it happens every time...

(Knock it down)
Thats how the story goes
(Knock it down)
In the land of a 1000 no's
(Knock it down)
Im all over you
In time my mind is changing

Twist of fate wont give me a break
and myself im slow and tired
I've got to rise with these blood shot eyes
But i keep falling when im higher
"Help me jesus help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind
He said it happens every time...

(Knock it down)
Thats how the story goes
(Knock it down)
In the land of a 1000 no's
(Knock it down)
We are bleeding sins but our
Sins are always fading
Oh fading
OOh fading!
Oh fading
Ooh knock it down, knock it down
Ooh knock it down, knock it down

M_ArtsMargie
03-03-2003, 10:02 AM
xebsball***What a great poem.

I did not end up going to that party thing this weekend. My girlfriend was visiting from Fresno...so we went out. Talk about fun. We did not get in the house until 4:30am. And then Sunday we had a BBQ. Yeah...I had a really good weekend.

M_ArtsMargie
03-03-2003, 10:03 AM
Hey did you guys watch that Jones fight? Awesome.

GeneChing
03-03-2003, 10:12 AM
KC - You are so dead on. The doll on starred Karen Black and sometimes, in my stranger moods, I've been known to make that "yiyiyiyiuyiyi!" sound that the doll made when attacking. It made as deep an impression on me as Bruce Lee's cat calls. As for the other two installments, nope, I draw a complete blank.

margina- I gave up on Freddy after about the third movie or so. My memory has blocked out that puppet.

herb ox - Search our traditional chinese medicine forum for a good thread on tiger balm as a cure for flatulence. It'll save you a bundle on beano.

Xebsball
03-03-2003, 10:26 AM
:) yeah its pretty cool song, from COC good stuff

good to see ya, i was about to send this :)
http://www.101funpages.com/html/fl_mysm0902.asp


Anyone digs the Max Payne game? My favourite style to whack em all is to circle round them shooting with dual Berettas :D

GeneChing
03-03-2003, 10:35 AM
...where are all my beads? Gotta stock up on good beads. The better the beads, the better the show.

XB- That link threw up more pop-up ads than I've ever seen before. Ouch.

Xebsball
03-03-2003, 10:43 AM
Really? I didnt get any from that url, but my puter is psyched up and bears forces beyond racional explication (i edited a file from Windows that was resposible for showing some popups, so now they aint showing up)

Adaware (now on new version 6) will get rid of the spyware and that will help too.

norther practitioner
03-03-2003, 11:35 AM
Bead stories, wow....hmm, well once in college, my roomate and I left the house with a lawn sized trash bag full of beads, came home with none in the bag (several on some "aquaintances"), wow, mardi gras, fun times. We have a small gathering this year, fun. Gene, is there a lot going on in SF for Mardi Gras, obviously Xebby is going to have the whole slew of stuff going on, anyone else here doing anything?

FatherDog
03-03-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
Adaware (now on new version 6) will get rid of the spyware and that will help too.

Also, Opera and Mozilla can both be configured to not allow windows to spawn more windows, thus neatly preventing popups.

TaoBoy
03-03-2003, 04:16 PM
Just keeping this thread moving....

Talk to you guys again soon.
Busy at new job.

Peace.

M_ArtsMargie
03-03-2003, 04:52 PM
Has anyone seen 13 Ghosts? That wasn't a scary movie...but it was creepy.

rubthebuddha
03-03-2003, 05:41 PM
less than five days and i'll be in austin visiting my girlfriend :)

TaoBoy
03-03-2003, 07:40 PM
Not long until I get my puppy now.

Names....hmmmm...

- Loki
- Riley
- Aramis
- Storm
- Logan


Still thinking...

Xebsball
03-03-2003, 08:30 PM
I think Aramis is the coolest of those

shaolin kungfu
03-03-2003, 11:37 PM
Xebsball, is this your avatar trying to kill a kitten?

leave the kitten alone!!! (http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/godkills.jpg)

M_ArtsMargie
03-04-2003, 10:27 AM
RTB***are you visiting her for the weekend?

Does anybody else have anything planned for this weekend? All I know is that it better be hot!

FatherDog
03-04-2003, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
RTB***are you visiting her for the weekend?

Does anybody else have anything planned for this weekend? All I know is that it better be hot!

I plan on watching PrideFC dvds with a hot blonde chick. And training for 8 hours or so, like every weekend.

There may also be pie.

dezhen2001
03-04-2003, 12:24 PM
my little kung fu brother may be coming to visit me so were planning to go chinatown and then see cradle to the grave :)

RTB - countable on 1 hand now :D

Fatherdog - the pie makes all the difference dude!

dawood

norther practitioner
03-04-2003, 12:59 PM
If you are patient, go rent The Others. Good flick, not really scary but a good ghost story.... For Gory I'd have to recomend Final Destination 2, For a good old fashion scare, jump out a window (please don't take literally).

lol
G

Design Sifu
03-04-2003, 03:50 PM
you might want to read the review (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20452) before desiding what movie you'll see...

Personally I would recomend seeing Jackie Chan's latest flick first.

As for the weekend... I Girlfriend just invited me to spend the weekend with her at her family Beach house...

Right on the BEACH on California's central coast... The beach town is one of those lost in time type of towns and you can watch dolphins playing in the surf from the living room sofa... if you're too lazy to open the door and sit on the deck.

just a week early for my B-day... but heh, I ain't complainin'

:D

rubthebuddha
03-04-2003, 04:19 PM
margie -- actually, i'm going to be there the 8th through the 16th. i'm taking the week off work, and she has spring break, so it's all good. :cool:

dezhen -- actually, i could count on a woodshop teacher's hand now. :D

Serpent
03-04-2003, 07:41 PM
Dolphins from the sofa? Now that is a cool pad!

What's new kids? Haven't been around much lately, still moving about. Glad to see this thread is maintaining it's page 1 status.

You what rocks?

Rocking chairs.

eulerfan
03-04-2003, 09:44 PM
I'm drunk.

Serpent
03-04-2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I'm drunk.

Excellent. Does that mean that you're all ***** and open to experimentation?

eulerfan
03-04-2003, 09:56 PM
I am wearing a lab coat and I have a petri dish in my hand.

Serpent
03-04-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I am wearing a lab coat and I have a petri dish in my hand.

But you're naked under the lab coat, right?

SevenStar
03-04-2003, 10:03 PM
rocking horses rock too.

Serpent
03-04-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
rocking horses rock too.

You know what rocks more than rocking chairs and rocking horses?

I'll tell you: eulerfan wearing nothing but a lab coat, that's what.

eulerfan
03-04-2003, 10:24 PM
Holding a petri dish? Cuz I'm holding a petri dish.:D

Serpent
03-04-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Holding a petri dish? Cuz I'm holding a petri dish.:D

You are drunk. For the first time I have no idea what you're talking about. Can we just go back to spanking and nudity?

FatherDog
03-04-2003, 10:50 PM
Mmmm... pie.

I vote that eulerfan post drunk more often.

In fact, I think we should have a run of "posting whilst too hammered to walk" on this thread. At this point, we've exhausted novel topics, so we should move on to novel methods of composing posts.

joedoe
03-04-2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Holding a petri dish? Cuz I'm holding a petri dish.:D

What's in the petri dish? :)

Serpent
03-04-2003, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by joedoe


What's in the petri dish? :)

Only what you take in there with you.

joedoe
03-04-2003, 11:24 PM
Well if she keeps carrying on about BJs then I will fill the petri dish for sure :D

rubthebuddha
03-05-2003, 12:41 AM
joedoe -- that's enough about your spadge. we don't need to hear any more.

besides, it's icy hot, and euler's going to use it to massage your noogs.

dezhen2001
03-05-2003, 03:50 AM
LMAO i didnt understand ANYof what you just said rubthebuddha... not at first anyway :p;)

d@mn US slang :mad:

dawood

eulerfan
03-05-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by joedoe
Well if she keeps carrying on about BJs then I will fill the petri dish for sure :D

See? All you have to do is talk about them. They're magical, I tells ya!

norther practitioner
03-05-2003, 09:44 AM
Hey Euler, how are classes at the new school going?

M_ArtsMargie
03-05-2003, 10:36 AM
what about being drunk, and wearing nothing but a tie and a g? Is that good?:p

Design Sifu
03-05-2003, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
what about being drunk, and wearing nothing but a tie and a g? Is that good?:p

Marge . . . oh, never mind . . . ;)

GeneChing
03-05-2003, 11:07 AM
Another Mardi Gras with deadheads. (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=20507) Ow my head. Why does Mardi Gras always have to be on a Tuesday? Oh never mind.

FatherDog
03-05-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
what about being drunk, and wearing nothing but a tie and a g? Is that good?:p

Only if you post pics.

Serpent
03-05-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


See? All you have to do is talk about them. They're magical, I tells ya!

Yes they are.

Serpent
03-05-2003, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
what about being drunk, and wearing nothing but a tie and a g? Is that good?:p

Oh my lord......

Golden Arms
03-05-2003, 05:06 PM
Margie, I NEED to know more about that, and as soon as possible :P

Serpent
03-05-2003, 05:10 PM
Pictures. Only pictures would remove all doubt and confusion.

Hey eulerfan! Where are more of your pics? You promised!

SevenStar
03-05-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
LMAO i didnt understand ANYof what you just said rubthebuddha... not at first anyway :p;)

d@mn US slang :mad:

dawood

ROFL!!

SevenStar
03-05-2003, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
what about being drunk, and wearing nothing but a tie and a g? Is that good?:p

Have you sent me the pics yet? If not, hop to it!

David Jamieson
03-05-2003, 06:34 PM
I knew this thread would get back on track. :D

g strings, lab coats, ties, petri dishes, hippies and worked up lads on the oethr end of a keyboard a thousand miles away.

Now that is the meaning of... well, this thread...oh and that story about the dog, you know, he could drive a car?

anyway, rolling rolling rolling...

cheers

Serpent
03-05-2003, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Kung Lek
I knew this thread would get back on track. :D

g strings, lab coats, ties, petri dishes, hippies and worked up lads on the oethr end of a keyboard a thousand miles away.

Now that is the meaning of... well, this thread...oh and that story about the dog, you know, he could drive a car?

anyway, rolling rolling rolling...

cheers

Rolling, rolling, rolling... big fat joints by the sound of that last post! ;)

GeneChing
03-06-2003, 10:34 AM
Too bad we're all CMA here, otherwise we could market the got qi g-string gi. Actually Margie isn't CMA so she might not know any better. Maybe if you all help me convince her, I can set up a special modelling shoot.... ;)

Design Sifu
03-06-2003, 01:03 PM
Now that is the meaning of... well, this thread...oh and that story about the dog, you know, he could drive a car?

I don't let my Dog sit in the driver's seat any more... she gets Fut all over it.

When I drove around in my CRX she would always hop into the driver's seat if I left her waiting in the car...while I returned a video or something. She's big enough to look like she can drive.


okay now about that Got Qi G . . .

TaoBoy
03-06-2003, 03:28 PM
Surely - I'm not too late for pictures.

;)

Golden Arms
03-06-2003, 03:38 PM
Margie, I think you need one of those gi's and we need pics. How many foot massages and free carwashes is this going to take? :D

eulerfan
03-06-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Pictures. Only pictures would remove all doubt and confusion.

Hey eulerfan! Where are more of your pics? You promised!

I haven't even gotten those pictures developed. I haven't even finished the roll of film. Got like ten pictures left. I'll post another cr@ppy jam cam pic. This is bird. You're usually all folded in on yourself when you do this. I figured it would be more picturesque to pose in the most open pose in the form.

It came out very Karate Kid.

Golden Arms
03-06-2003, 04:46 PM
That is pretty cool Eulerfan!

Serpent
03-06-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


I haven't even gotten those pictures developed. I haven't even finished the roll of film. Got like ten pictures left. I'll post another cr@ppy jam cam pic. This is bird. You're usually all folded in on yourself when you do this. I figured it would be more picturesque to pose in the most open pose in the form.

It came out very Karate Kid.

Hee hee. You look like you're practising for an Al Jolson chorus line. ;)

Good going, though. Eulerfan is certainly a woman of her word. Can't wait till that film gets developed.

Gene, I'm with you all the way.

Eulerfan, are you prepared to join up with Margie in the Got Qi Gi G scenario?

Design Sifu
03-06-2003, 05:54 PM
I'm particularly fond of the wind blowing through the hair effect...

FatherDog
03-06-2003, 07:36 PM
I've got two tournaments coming up this month. I'm planning on taking a digital camera and giving it to a friend of mine who's watching, so maybe I'll post some here.

Granted, pics of me being folded into awkward positions by large men in spandex isn't nearly as interesting as fanservice shots of Margie and eulerfan, but ya make do with what ya got. :D

Serpent
03-06-2003, 07:41 PM
I don't know. Watching you being pretzeled by large men in Spandex, while not gratifying in anything like the same way as pics of euler and Margie, would certainly be entertaining.

PHILBERT
03-07-2003, 10:07 AM
Hey Gene, have ya made the trip to The Big Easy yet to begin working on Got Qi Girls Gone Wild?

dezhen2001
03-07-2003, 10:08 AM
how about a Got Qi? calendar? :D

dawood

GeneChing
03-07-2003, 10:14 AM
Nah, snoop was busy so I wound up at a hippie show at the Fillmore. No wild got qi girls, but lots of wild hippie chicks, and I know you all aren't into that.

We did a free Calendar with our Millennium issue, designed by Design Sifu. As for a got qi? girl calendar, we'd need more got qi? girls. Give it more time. The got qi girl nation is on the rise.

PHILBERT
03-07-2003, 10:17 AM
Bah, put Margie in it for all months and you got me sold.

GeneChing
03-07-2003, 10:20 AM
Here's got qi girl trick number one, just for you euler. Take some clothes pins and pin up the back of your shirt so it is tight around the belly, it'll give you a flattering waistline (and make the shirt look better.) We do it all the time here, otherwise the baggy t-shirt would make our got qi girls look fat or pregnant. Just ask Margie. Pinning her is one of our greatest perks. ;)

GeneChing
03-07-2003, 10:25 AM
... did you ever hear of when we did the pseudo centerfold of Michiko Nishikawa? This was back when we were smaller and saddle stitch bound, so we had regular pull out posters in the middle. Design Sifu did them. Now our issues are too fat to saddle stitch so our binding won't allow us to do pullout posters. Anyway, the Michiko spread created quite an uproar from the community. Everyone though we were turning into Playboy with a centerfold (although it was not a centerfold, in was a center poster - there was no extra fold beyond the middle.) That was actually in World of Martial Arts, if memory serves, before my watch here. DS might have more reflections if he picks up on this thread.

PHILBERT
03-07-2003, 10:28 AM
Sorry, that was before my time.

GeneChing
03-07-2003, 10:34 AM
... but I was reading the mag back then. I've been reading all the TC Media pubs since their first issue.
I think it was this issue. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/wm-804.html)

eulerfan
03-07-2003, 10:50 AM
Gene,

I'll give it a shot.

My beaux and I are going to San Fransisco for a week in May. We have little to no idea what we'll do when we get there. Any thoughts would be much appreciated.

FatherDog
03-07-2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
I don't know. Watching you being pretzeled by large men in Spandex, while not gratifying in anything like the same way as pics of euler and Margie, would certainly be entertaining.

Serpent continues to make us wonder. :eek:










:D

kenso
03-07-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
Nah, snoop was busy so I wound up at a hippie show at the Fillmore. No wild got qi girls, but lots of wild hippie chicks, and I know you all aren't into that.

We did a free Calendar with our Millennium issue, designed by Design Sifu. As for a got qi? girl calendar, we'd need more got qi? girls. Give it more time. The got qi girl nation is on the rise.
I can see the wild forest of body hair and smell the patchouli from here.

Design Sifu
03-07-2003, 12:41 PM
This (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/wm-804.html) is the issue she appeared in.

The center poster was one of my top 5 posters i designed. & Michiko looked Great. Even made a point to not staple her belly button.

I may have a digitial copy if it'll inspire peeps to pick up a back issue or 2 ;)

dezhen2001
03-07-2003, 12:58 PM
who said you need more models for a calendar shoot? im sure design sifu can u know, russle something together hehe :)

dawood

Design Sifu
03-07-2003, 01:06 PM
I'm sure Gene & I can give you ample opportunities to get in trouble in S.F.

our office is really only about 45minutes away if you're driving... Maybe we'll do a f'real Got Qi photo shoot...

Bribe Gene for that one!!! :D

There are Soooo many great places to eat; Tai, Mexican (go to the mission district), African, Sushi (Japan Town), the list goes on.

Night Life is generally hoppin' and I'm sure Gene can give you the great lowdown on what's where music wise.

NorthBeach scene:
Collagey and a bit touristy easy to get around, & pretty central mass transit wise. Lots of out of towners to be found here.

Mission:
More latino flavors and ecletic sounds, scenes, Dance, theater type stuff. I hear Hedwig & the Angry Inch is the must see Off Off OFF broadway show.

SOMA:
the Mega clubs are here.

Shopping...

Downtown...

Check out SONY's Metreon (4th st & Mission) for HIGHTECH culture. Shopping, Food, Movies, IMAX, very unique arcades... great Museum just accross the park (Yerba Buena Center for the arts).

Palace of Fine Arts, S.F. MOMA (museum of Modern Art) are in the north West area... not far from Ocean beach.... but the real find for the adventurous is Baker beach (where you can walk right up to the foundation of the Golden Gate bridge... clothing optional?) China Beach is even harder to find and worth the look. Check out the Cliff house and the Sutro baths... North West tip of S.F. very nice. Don't swim there.

Golen Gate Park is Grand:
on Sundays it's closed to cars so the streets are FILLED with skaters, Bladers, walkers, Bikes, peddle cars... Music is being played Live anywhere.


Touristy stuff:
Fisherman's Warf... North East side. North Beach district.

China Town:
found south of Northbeach, north of Downtown... more or less. Gene can tell you stories.

The Height:
Butt's into Golden Gate Park. Lots of Good Food to be found, fun shopping... a bit of a circus on the streets. Height & Ashbury for the Deadhead in you... The original Ben & Jerry's... Check carefully the Pot you buy on the street as it may be oregeno...or mind blowing. :eek:
Also check out the Red Vick movie House for what's playing, seating is mostly on futons, real popped corn and herbal teas served in real tea cups. Great record shooping as well!!!

Take the trolly up & down Market street...

That's just off the top of my head... but it's a start. Have fun...

M_ArtsMargie
03-07-2003, 01:06 PM
I'm game for that calender:D

dezhen2001
03-07-2003, 01:14 PM
design sifu - as well as graphics/multimedia, i also do some freelance photography :D

dawood

M_ArtsMargie
03-07-2003, 01:33 PM
yeah Buddy! Got qi pictures would be really fun!

Euler***the pin thing really works great, and wonders.

Gene***really......take got qi pictures? A calender would be a pretty good idea. Then you can have all the got qi girls going to the tournaments and such. ke ke ke

SS***pictures? I got pictures. Unfortunatly...they are not better ones.

PHILBERT
03-07-2003, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
I'm game for that calender:D

Yes, lets use her for all 12 months of the year, posing with various weapons and stuff. I'd buy the calender the day it came out.

M_ArtsMargie
03-07-2003, 02:59 PM
Philbert****That is a good idea. But I think if we had other girls it would be better. Then that way we can have the got qi girls at the tournaments and such. That would be fun!

M_ArtsMargie
03-07-2003, 03:34 PM
Others was good...but a little wacked. Little wierd. But it makes sense in the end. somewhat.

Anyone remember "Short Circut" Number 5, is Alive!?
That movie is so funny.

I recently watched Ace Ventura.,Pet Detective. I have seen it many times...and I have to say that that is my favorite comedy. Did you know that they are coming out with a 3rd one. I can't wait!:D Jim Carrey is hilarious!

dezhen2001
03-07-2003, 03:37 PM
sounds good to me Margie :cool:

dawood

M_ArtsMargie
03-07-2003, 04:17 PM
Got New Gear (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/10400gs.html) here.
Our weapons (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html#) are on sale now. And for the swords (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html#)
These are Great Discounts!

Just had to put that info in here:p

Chang Style Novice
03-07-2003, 06:37 PM
Eulerfan -

In SF, I would spend a week just visiting museums and galleries. And that doesn't even count the rest of the bay area. It's truly one of the world's greatest cities.

Back to lurking.

SevenStar
03-08-2003, 12:06 AM
SF is beautiful. I love it there. Just don't try to cross the san mateo during rush hour.

PHILBERT
03-08-2003, 12:39 AM
Bah, have them like in the background in a single month or something. Feburary, its the shortest month.

FatherDog
03-08-2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
In SF, I would spend a week just visiting museums and galleries.

That's pretty much what I did.

The Muir woods are also fabulous to see, although they're a bit of a drive from SF... two hours or so, I think.

SevenStar
03-08-2003, 09:02 AM
Nah, use different models. Only using Margie would drastically increase her popularity and complicate her schedule...She wouldn't have as much time for me...err.... us.

PHILBERT
03-08-2003, 01:52 PM
Yes, yes, it would complicate her schedule.

How about make 2 of them. One with only her and its ONLY available to KFO people. The other uses different models and its available to everyone.

Serpent
03-09-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by FatherDog


Serpent continues to make us wonder. :eek:



It is my raison d'etre.

:)

Serpent
03-09-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Eulerfan -

In SF, I would spend a week just visiting museums and galleries. And that doesn't even count the rest of the bay area. It's truly one of the world's greatest cities.

Back to lurking.

Why have suddenly become a lurker, dude? Confidence crisis or something?

C'mon, man, get back to the party!

Chang Style Novice
03-09-2003, 08:57 PM
Time management crisis, actually.

Bye again.

Serpent
03-09-2003, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Time management crisis, actually.

Bye again.

So shall we club together and buy you a diary for Xmas?

dezhen2001
03-09-2003, 10:44 PM
arty f@rty people can never manage time :mad:;)

dawood

Serpent
03-09-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
arty f@rty people can never manage time :mad:;)

dawood

Dayum, you know what? That is so true!

:D

dezhen2001
03-09-2003, 10:54 PM
course it is! im a designer... just before the line you cross to become "artsy f@rtsy"... ask design sifu he will tell u ;)

though i still am not keeping deadlines right now :p

dawood

M_ArtsMargie
03-10-2003, 10:18 AM
hello everyone!

Went to stockton this weekend and it was fun. I dont think I got much sleep though. Going to bed at 4:30 am. Ouch!. I am re-cooperated though. he he he

How was everyones weekend? Hope it was good.

M_ArtsMargie
03-10-2003, 10:20 AM
different models would be best! guys:D

GeneChing
03-10-2003, 01:37 PM
...is it time to create the got qi margie fan club?

GeneChing
03-10-2003, 01:44 PM
Well if you do come to town, you're welcome to stop by our office. Like DS says, it's about a 45 min journey south of SF, but it would be fun to get you to post from the war room here. And we could probably do a Euler/Margie got qi quickee shoot for MAM, don't you think DS?

As for SF, let us know what you & you're beau into specifically or DS will start sounding like a (slightly dememented) tourist brochure. You can email us privately if it's too kinky for this thread. ;) Between DS and I, we can give you the lowdown on what's hot in the city....

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 03:32 PM
its already there... but we need more pics and a signed pic or something :p:D

dawood

Serpent
03-10-2003, 04:40 PM
Come on, Gene. Nothing is too kinky for this thread.

norther practitioner
03-10-2003, 04:50 PM
Hey, any of the California/Arizona people going to Coachella this year? Looks like an amazing lineup.

M_ArtsMargie
03-10-2003, 05:24 PM
dezhen2001 **where is it? I will post more pix

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 06:29 PM
ummm... i thought it was here on this forum? :D
Maybe xebsball is the man to ask about setting up a site? :)

dawood

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Yes, yes, it would complicate her schedule.

How about make 2 of them. One with only her and its ONLY available to KFO people. The other uses different models and its available to everyone.

Sounds good. Gene, when will you get started on this?

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
dezhen2001 **where is it? I will post more pix

SevenStar - President
Philbert - Vice President
Dez - Secretary
Serpent - Mascot
Gene - Treasurer
Xebs - Xebs

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 06:40 PM
Dez - photographer ;)
apart from that good one! :D

dawood

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 06:44 PM
I thought the president was the photographer...Care to be co-photographer?

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 06:46 PM
im the one graduating in graphics (specifically web and photography) dude. so no. :D

just as long as i get a running head start from now...:eek:

dawood

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 06:47 PM
but u could be the guy that applies the baby oil...? :D

dawood

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 06:50 PM
sweet! Congrats on landing the photographer's position. I can be webmaster also, or maybe Xebs can have that one, since I'll be busy with got qi? girls and oil

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 06:54 PM
LOL! :D but its me who decides which photos to print... or we can keep them to ourselves - no need for a website :p:D:cool:

thank goodness my missus isnt reading this...

dawood

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
LOL! :D but its me who decides which photos to print... or we can keep them to ourselves - no need for a website :p:D:cool:

Agreed. No need to share the wealth.

thank goodness my missus isnt reading this...


I won't tell if you won't!

dezhen2001
03-10-2003, 07:09 PM
shell find out anyway... they always do :mad:

dawood

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 08:14 PM
blasted women...they think they're so smart!

Serpent
03-10-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar


SevenStar - President
Philbert - Vice President
Dez - Secretary
Serpent - Mascot
Gene - Treasurer
Xebs - Xebs

Come on 7*, you know how embarrassing it would be to have a mascot that regularly kicked your arse.

I'll be the baby oil.

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 08:33 PM
That would be quite embarrassing - Now you know why I picked you over anyone else - I wanted to make sure I wouldn't have that problem :P

Serpent
03-10-2003, 08:47 PM
Don't forget, I've seen your picture, Midget-Boy!

SevenStar
03-10-2003, 09:04 PM
d@mn that pic, and wd for posting it!

Serpent
03-10-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
d@mn that pic, and wd for posting it!

:D

PHILBERT
03-10-2003, 11:09 PM
me VP? Works for me. :D

GeneChing
03-11-2003, 10:24 AM
Nah, I'd rather be sergant-at-arms. Give me the big stick for initiation.

As for the Euler/Margie project, I'd have to wait until I heard from Euler....

GeneChing
03-11-2003, 10:27 AM
This is still a family show. Besides, I'm curious what euler might reveal in private. Aren't you?

dezhen2001
03-11-2003, 11:45 AM
so thats a sly way of telling us Margie is up for it huh? :D

dawood

eulerfan
03-11-2003, 12:52 PM
I'm pretty kinky, but the man is as vanilla as vanilla ice cream with 'nilla wafers. We've joked about my *interests* on this thread, I was conspicuously familiar with the terminology.
*wink wink nudge nudge*

We love to go see live bands, check out museums and go hiking in state parks.

Seeing live bands is the biggest interest we have. Small time local bands. Places that have a few shows a night, so you can see a few bands. There is a place here we love called Fitzgerald's that has a stage upstairs and another downstairs and there are three to five bands playing each one a night. So, if 'Fitzdown' sucks, just go check out 'Fitzup'. It's awesome.

As far as art goes, my favorite artist is Magritte and his is Monet. So, if there are any museums with their stuff, it would be quite neccessary to go. Anything in that vein would be pretty appealing.

Coming by the office would be awesome. I'll have to ask him but I'm sure he would be game. He's been practicing kung-fu for about seven years now. Mostly Wing Chun, I think.

You'd like him, Gene. He's got hair down to his nipples and the only medicine in his cabinet is all homeopathic and sh!t. I think you could turn him onto granola fairly easily.

PQS
03-11-2003, 01:02 PM
I'll be in San Fran this weekend is there anything going on?
regards
Peter

Golden Arms
03-11-2003, 02:11 PM
I need in on this..I dont care if my position is Janitor!

Serpent
03-11-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
This is still a family show. Besides, I'm curious what euler might reveal in private. Aren't you?

Yes I am.

Serpent
03-11-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I'm pretty kinky, but the man is as vanilla as vanilla ice cream with 'nilla wafers. We've joked about my *interests* on this thread, I was conspicuously familiar with the terminology.
*wink wink nudge nudge*


I don't understand this. He's all white and creamy?

:confused:

FatherDog
03-11-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Come on, Gene. Nothing is too kinky for this thread.

We haven't discussed my sexual history yet.






We won't, either. Not because I'm embarassed (I'm not) but because that is a bit too kinky for this thread. Believe me.

SevenStar
03-11-2003, 10:26 PM
can't be any worse than some of ours...

SevenStar
03-11-2003, 11:02 PM
cool. Golden Arms is our Janitor. I dunno if I'd wanna clean up the room after dez gets through developing the pics and "reviewing" them though...

PHILBERT
03-12-2003, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by SevenStar
cool. Golden Arms is our Janitor. I dunno if I'd wanna clean up the room after dez gets through developing the pics and "reviewing" them though...

Aye, but I'd bet he'd be more than willing on helping clean the ladies up after the photo shoot.

SevenStar
03-12-2003, 02:58 AM
agreed. I guess even the janitor should have some fun

Chang Style Novice
03-12-2003, 08:31 AM
Agoraphobic Nosebleed's next release will be a 100-song (accomplished by numbering the first track "00") 3" CD called Altered States of America. Street date: 4/1. Here's the track listing.

00. wonder drug wonderland 1:47
01. spreading the dis-ease 0:56
02. ark of ecoterrorism 0:13
03. living lolita blow job 0:12
04. thawing out 0:15
05. the need for better body armor 0:09
06. freeze-dried cemetery 0:20
07. children blown to bits by the busload 0:12
08. scoring in heaven 0:13
09. **** your soccer Jesus 0:05
10. guided tour 0:22
11. honky dong 0:08
12. famous last words 0:18
13. Osaka milk bar 0:17
14. drive by blowjob on a bicycle 0:12
15. ten pounds of remains 0:07
16. utter mental retardation and reversal of man 0:15
17. neotropolis euphoria 0:08
18. snitch olympics 0:16
19. crawling out of the cradle into the casket 0:15
20. removing locator tooth 0:06
21. Aum shinrikyo 0:04
22. the protocols of the elders of Zion 0:04
23. the Tokyo subway gassing 0:04
24. the star of David 0:04
25. Shintaro Ishihara and the rape of Nanking in World War 2 0:05
26. Mahikari 0:12
27. micro-tidal wave 0:04
28. crop dusting 0:12
29. LSD as chemical weapon 0:14
30. illegal manufacture 0:08
31. drugging the control group 0:10
32. Alice in La La land 0:04
33. apocalypse as mescaline experience 0:10
34. the artificial religious experience 0:06
---- the twelve days of Sodom ----
35. the first day of Sodom: ***** hair prayer rug 0:05
36. the second day of Sodom: distortion in Eden 0:04
37. the third day of Sodom: serpent of the gay pride rainbow 0:04
38. the fourth day of Sodom: snaking Adam's black apple 0:04
39. the fifth day of Sodom: like a cretin on Christmas eve 0:04
40. the sixth day of Sodom: Boston hardcore caligula 0:05
41. the seventh day of Sodom: fantasizing hydrahead 0:07
42. the eight day of Sodom: lamb of the rotisserie god 0:04
43. the ninth day of Sodom: holiday bowl full of ******* 0:04
44. the tenth day of Sodom: enter the house of feasting 0:05
45. the eleventh day of Sodom: passing blunts and ****s at Relapse 0:05
46. the twelfth day of Sodom: when taking a **** feels sexy 0:07
---------------
47. poland Springfield acidbag 0:19
48. rectal thermometer 0:11
49. lemonade and a Snickers bar 0:05
50. necro-cannabalistic tendencies in young children 0:08
51. bombs with butterfly wings 0:09
52. watching a clown point a gun at a small dog (reprise) 0:16
53. mosquito holding human cattle prod 0:16
54. for just ten cents a day... 0:25
55. mental change(s): altered consciousness 0:06
56. radical modernism 0:04
57. human enhancement 0:04
58. juxtaposed impacts 0:04
59. unprecedented experiment 0:38
60. transparent enclosure 0:09
61. bong hit wonder 0:08
62. opening to personals ad by Richard Johnson 0:14
63. Relapse refusing U.N. weapons inspectors 0:09
64. neural linguistic programming 0:12
65. the *** vs. the Indian 0:05
66. black metal transvestite 0:18
67. Debbie does dishes 0:04
68. marine pornography (for whale cock skateboards) 0:18
69. keeping a clean kennel 0:04
70. baby mill pt. 1 (born and sold into child slavery) 0:07
71. firearms for all faiths 0:12
72. domestic solution 0:04
73. definition of death 0:39
74. discolored 0:10
75. Scott Hulk on intramuscular steroids (instrumental) 0:09
76. 4 leaches (40,000 leaches) 0:55
77. group taking acid as considered conspiracy against the government 0:06
78. small room and a six-pack 0:06
79. deviant arousal 0:06
80. unbound by civilized properties 0:08
81. they all burned! 0:12
82. shotgun funeral 0:04
83. ****phobic assbleed 0:05
84. exacting revenge on pets 0:08
85. baby mill pt. 2 (white Russian) 0:07
86. narcoterrorist megalomaniac 0:25
87. releasing a dove from a ghetto rooftop 0:08
88. bipartisan butt**** 0:14
89. bent over the cross 0:25
90. a chance at reprisal 0:15
91. altered ego 0:17
92. pin the tail on the donkey 0:21
93. latter day Mormon ritual 0:18
94. 5 band genetic equalizer pt. 3 0:21
95. absurd boast 0:10
96. burning social interest 0:11
97. ***** torn vet 0:10
98. Obi Wan Kaczynski 0:12
99. placing a personal memo on the boss's desk 0:13

Chang Style Novice
03-12-2003, 08:34 AM
I especially like "Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog (reprise)" because there doesn't seem to be any plain old "Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog."

FatherDog
03-12-2003, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by SevenStar
can't be any worse than some of ours...

Well, not knowing any of your sexual histories, I can't really say much one way or t'other about that. I can assure you that it's far more kinky than anything discussed so far, and probably more so than Gene would feel comfortable having discussed on this thread.

(I know... I'm a tease :D)

norther practitioner
03-12-2003, 09:48 AM
Thats a classic. Nothing will beat Invincible Armor. I'm in the middle of watching The Ring 2......weird.

GeneChing
03-12-2003, 10:37 AM
PQS - The only thing that I'm aware of in SF this weekend is a festival at Ghirardelli which I'm debating about going to. Parking will be nasty, but it's a fun neighborhood and a chocolate fest might be entertaining for my kid.

Euler - You're 3 years late for Magritte. We had a great show hit SF then. There are a few Magrittes at SFMOMA in their permanent collection, definately worth checking out. I'm more of a Dali man myself. If you head down there, there's a lovely park and the Sony Metreon mall, which is crowned by a Maurice Sendak store and kids play area that's very amusing if you like Wild Things. That's also new the Warfield theater, one of the best places to see live music.

Also worthy of note, our Asian Art museum is just about to reopen. They have a fantastic tibetan collection.

GeneChing
03-12-2003, 10:39 AM
They are the critical players here.

Golden Arms
03-12-2003, 01:07 PM
I might even consider being in a Got Qi Guys calender if it would sway them! (I already regret saying that!) Guys, are you willing to step up to bat?

prana
03-12-2003, 04:24 PM
the got_qi girls ?

:D

Design Sifu
03-12-2003, 04:37 PM
well because of this... (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1730_111312)

prana
03-12-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
well because of this... (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1730_111312)

ahh soooohhhh !!

:o

Serpent
03-12-2003, 05:11 PM
Sorry, double post.

Serpent
03-12-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
14. drive by blowjob on a bicycle 0:12

:D Now that's a great mental image!



37. the third day of Sodom: serpent of the gay pride rainbow 0:04


Hey! :mad:


:cool:

Serpent
03-12-2003, 05:34 PM
She is HOT! What's her name, does she post here. If not, why not?

(Sorry eulerfan, I still love you, but you did go and get yourself a new man! ;) )

Design Sifu
03-12-2003, 06:02 PM
Meet Sara, our latest GOT Qi girl...

not sure if she's posting but I try passing word along!!!

Ryan
03-12-2003, 06:46 PM
I've heard all about these girls, but I've only seen one or two. Can anyone please post or link a few picks of the hotties? Thanks:D :cool:

PHILBERT
03-12-2003, 09:01 PM
Please do and tell me when she starts posting so I can go crazy over her too.

PHILBERT
03-12-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Golden Arms
I might even consider being in a Got Qi Guys calender if it would sway them! (I already regret saying that!) Guys, are you willing to step up to bat?

Hell yes.

Serpent
03-12-2003, 09:20 PM
Just have a look around all the products at this great store! (http://www.martialartsmart.com) See all the beautiful ladies modelling the stuff? well, those are the Got Qi Girls! Bless them all. ;)


Gene, do I get a gold star? :)

Serpent
03-12-2003, 09:26 PM
I'll even do it nude.

Actually, I'd like to do it nude. Can I? Huh?

SevenStar
03-12-2003, 09:53 PM
sarah's not bad... Gene - Get her to post here.

Serpent
03-12-2003, 10:04 PM
"Not bad", huh? That's it 7*, you be all cool and non-committal about it. Within seconds of her first post you'll be panting round her ankles like a toy dog licking meat sauce off the floor from a spilled spaghetti dinner.

PHILBERT
03-12-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
"Not bad", huh? That's it 7*, you be all cool and non-committal about it. Within seconds of her first post you'll be panting round her ankles like a toy dog licking meat sauce off the floor from a spilled spaghetti dinner.

I already am, so this time I got 7* beat.

Serpent
03-12-2003, 10:21 PM
I'm sure 7* would love you to beat him. But use a lubricant, ok?

SevenStar
03-12-2003, 10:30 PM
heh. You posted in the got qi? thread WAY more than me.

Serpent
03-12-2003, 10:44 PM
Yeah, but all of my posts put together are no way as desperate as any one of yours!

:p

SevenStar
03-12-2003, 11:04 PM
Please - all of your sucking up to euler? shame.

dezhen2001
03-13-2003, 01:11 AM
:D

Golden Arms
03-13-2003, 01:34 PM
What was this thread doing on the SECOND page??!! Get some posts in here!

Serpent
03-13-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
Please - all of your sucking up to euler? shame.

Hey! That's not sucking up. We got a thing going on. ;)

Serpent
03-13-2003, 04:42 PM
Don't forget, I won her from HuangKaiVun in an underground death match. Notice how Huang isn't around any more? Ask euler and she'll confirm this as truth.

Serpent
03-13-2003, 04:49 PM
Come on, people. Let's make one big circle and get your paddles out. We're forgetting the primary purpose of this thread. The only thing that can save it now is one big circle spank!

eulerfan
03-13-2003, 05:40 PM
It's true. It's true.

You know what else is true?

Serpent's mail box is full and PMs can't get through.

You know, I only bring it up since we're talking about things that are true.

Serpent
03-13-2003, 07:25 PM
Duly noted. Give me a few minutes and I'll change the truth.

How powerful am I!

Serpent
03-13-2003, 07:34 PM
OK. The truth has been adjusted to bring it more in line with what the people want.

Of course, if I was just saying that so the people heard what they want while the truth remained unchanged, then I would be a politician.

As I have actually made the changes that the people require, I am in fact not a politician at all, but a human being with consideration and compassion.

Ergo, politicians are not human.

I should teach sociology.

Or maybe not.

Or something.

Chang Style Novice
03-13-2003, 11:05 PM
Well, if Fatherdog won't discuss his kinks, I think we are simply forced to speculate.

Pony Play?
Furvert?
Chubby chaser?

Okay, in which quadrant of this map (http://www.deviantdesires.com/map/mappics/map81002.gif) is it?

PHILBERT
03-13-2003, 11:14 PM
Well I HAVE NOT posted ONCE in the talk to the got qi? girls thread. So NYUH :p

SevenStar
03-14-2003, 12:50 AM
nah, not ONCE, but more than several times :p

FatherDog
03-14-2003, 08:47 AM
Cripes, I think I'd need a map to follow that map.

Allright, in an attempt to phrase this in a way that won't give Gene second, third, or fourth thoughts about having this thread on an all-ages forum...

1. I am not a furry.
2. I am not a zoophile.
3. I have never done hard drugs.
4. I have never had a ****sexual experience.
5. Taking all that into account, I still score a 35% on http://www.armory.com/tests/sex1000.html

Chang Style Novice
03-14-2003, 09:30 AM
Wow, that's pretty low.

FatherDog
03-14-2003, 11:21 AM
Yep. I've had a checkered past. And it'd be a shame to see the thread get locked when we're getting so close to 3000 :D

If we keep it going long enough, this thread will have more posts than red5 or SevenStar.

(New Shameless Attempt To Boost Thread Post Count)Everyone else post your purity scores! See how dirty a hippie Gene really is! (/New Shameless Attempt To Boost Thread Post Count)

norther practitioner
03-14-2003, 12:22 PM
errrrrrr........39% pure.

Chang Style Novice
03-14-2003, 01:16 PM
The last time I took it, I was embarassingly vanilla - something like 64% pure. On the other hand, I'm not really interested in having **** *** with a **** ******, so why worry?

Chang Style Novice
03-14-2003, 01:41 PM
"No flakes!" (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/9212619.html)

eulerfan
03-14-2003, 02:02 PM
You answered "yes" to 354 of 1000 questions, making you 64.6% sexually pure (35.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 64.6% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 49021 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 72.5%.
The first submission for this test was received March 6, 1996.

Design Sifu
03-14-2003, 04:16 PM
scored nearly 50%50%...

prana
03-14-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Well I HAVE NOT posted ONCE in the talk to the got qi? girls thread. So NYUH :p


ME NEITHER :) hehehe

dezhen2001
03-14-2003, 05:35 PM
wanted to be different so started ur own thread huh mate? :p

dawood

SevenStar
03-14-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


37. the third day of Sodom: serpent of the gay pride rainbow 0:04

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Hey! :mad:


:cool:

That one hit too close to home, huh? :D

M_ArtsMargie
03-15-2003, 03:57 PM
The Ring or the Ring 2? Ring was a bit creepy. The ending was wacked. All these people were dying becuase they didn't make a copy of the tape. That was so retarded.

Has anyone seen 'Old School' Yet? I heard it was hilarious.

Xebsball
03-16-2003, 01:07 AM
so few new posts here, i gotta pump this thing up somehow.
poem i wrote today on the bus, called:


"Ladies First"

I let her go
before me
up the stairs

Aint chilvaric
im just trying
to see her ass

Xebsball
03-16-2003, 01:39 AM
I posted this almightly poem of mine on the other got qi girls thread, then i thought this one deserved it too, its my intention that since im here for short time whatever i do i make sure i do all i can for it to spread like a disease.


"Ladies First"

I let her go
before me
up the stairs

Aint chilvaric
im just trying
to see her ass


How peoples been?
Dont ask me the same cos my answer could be 5 pages long and im pretty tired

dezhen2001
03-16-2003, 02:17 AM
lol xebs - good to see ya around son :D
why do u think "chivalry" came around in the first place? :cool:

dawood

GunnedDownAtrocity
03-16-2003, 01:05 PM
this thread confirms my belief that martial artists are just athletic geeks. except the ones who aren't athletic.

PHILBERT
03-16-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
this thread confirms my belief that martial artists are just athletic geeks. except the ones who aren't athletic.

You mean like the fat guys or the ones who don't try to loose weight? Like Rod Sockittome in Juko-Kai?

SevenStar
03-17-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by PHILBERT


You mean like the fat guys or the ones who don't try to loose weight? Like Rod Sockittome in Juko-Kai?

juko kai is crap, but I wonder what his skill is actually like though. I used to read articles by him all the time in IK, back in the late 80's and early 90's - I think they were pre juko kai, as that style was never mentioned in any of his articles.

SevenStar
03-17-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
this thread confirms my belief that martial artists are just athletic geeks. except the ones who aren't athletic.

whoa, deja vu - there's been a glitch in the matrix...


Haven't you used that line before?

SevenStar
03-17-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by SevenStar


whoa, deja vu - there's been a glitch in the matrix...


Haven't you used that line before?

http://martial.best.vwh.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=18192&perpage=15&highlight=except%20the%20ones%20who%20arent%20athl etic&pagenumber=2

GeneChing
03-17-2003, 11:02 AM
I'll have to start a got qi forum next....

We'll ask Sarah to post. Can't say she will.

GeneChing
03-17-2003, 11:06 AM
I've been doing some web searches on Kung Fu, and keep running into furry sites. What's up with that? I'm I going to have to change our animal special issue to the kung fu-rry issue?

GeneChing
03-17-2003, 11:08 AM
I'm trying to attract customers and most of our customers are male. The only people I'd attract with a got qi guys calendar are the gay practitioners.... and maybe the bjjers. :eek:

GeneChing
03-17-2003, 11:11 AM
ryan - they are all on the talk to a got qi girl thread - you can't miss it.

serpent - how about a ninja star to the head? seriously, pm me your address. ;)

FatherDog
03-17-2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
"Ladies First"

I let her go
before me
up the stairs

Aint chilvaric
im just trying
to see her ass

It is posts like these that make us love Xebby with every fiber of our being.

And now, as promised: Me being manhandled by large men in spandex

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=fatherdog&itemid=8434#cutid1

Other notes:

Fighting strangers in front of a crowd is way different than rolling with guys you know in the gym. I usually think nothing of rolling for 15 minutes at a stretch with no rest. After 3 4 minute rounds, I was wrung.

It's not a grappling event unless Tiger Schulmann loses his temper and jumps around like a monkey.

Merryprankster is a very affable, friendly guy in person. Also, he looks remarkably like John Malkovich.

PHILBERT
03-17-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
...and maybe the bjjers. :eek:

Best.
Statement.
Ever.

GeneChing
03-18-2003, 10:19 AM
Hey, I used to work on Folsom street in SF. I know ****erotic material when I see it. I'll let the censors grab **** and leave the guesswork up to you. ;) Wouldn't want any bjjers coming to choke me out.

GeneChing
03-18-2003, 10:22 AM
How do you feel manhandled by furries? ;)

Chang Style Novice
03-18-2003, 10:52 AM
You know, just the other day I found a strange tunnel behind a file cabinet at this place I was doing some temp work. I went through it and found myself being choked out by some huge dude behind me. I passed out and woke up in the highway median of I-35.

****edest thing, I tell you what.

Golden Arms
03-18-2003, 12:44 PM
Ok Gene, you convinced us...I GUESS we will have to keep this a GIRLS only calendar. If you guys get on it, I will be more than happy to order my share of them however :)

GeneChing
03-18-2003, 07:12 PM
Anyone got Snoop Dog's number? Not the one on his late night informercials...

PHILBERT
03-18-2003, 11:35 PM
Bah, forget Snoop Dog. Get me and 7* together and we'll be...on the top of things. Yeah...:cool:

rubthebuddha
03-19-2003, 12:17 AM
dang you *********es. this made it to page two again :mad:

FatherDog
03-19-2003, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by GeneChing
How do you feel manhandled by furries? ;)

Oh, come on, I know my mouthpiece makes me look like a shaven ape, but it's not that bad, is it? ;)

GeneChing
03-19-2003, 10:30 AM
Mouth pieces (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/14-200.html) make us all look like apes. That's what we like about them.

Actually the pics were cool, FD. Nice to see one of our members actually practicing instead of just sitting and posting. I'm just trying to work out this furry/fu connection and the got qu thread seemed to be the best place to do it, so when you jumped in in spandex, well, you get the picture. ;)

GeneChing
03-19-2003, 10:37 AM
you go guys, you go

Serpent
03-19-2003, 04:28 PM
Call me stupid, as you probably often do, but what's a furry exactly? Other than the obvious definition of something with fur?!

FatherDog
03-19-2003, 04:47 PM
Gene: Thanks. It was good to get out and really test my skills.


Originally posted by Serpent
Call me stupid, as you probably often do, but what's a furry exactly? Other than the obvious definition of something with fur?!

A relatively work-safe definition page:

http://home.attbi.com/~toonfox/furry.html

There is a truly staggering amount of 'furry' pornography floating around the net. Although it's not mentioned in the above page, a lot of 'furries' fetishize their lifestyle, to the extent of getting, err, anatomically correct plush suits made.

Harmless, in the long run, but pretty **** wacky.

Serpent
03-19-2003, 05:25 PM
Thanks Dog. How strange.

GeneChing
03-20-2003, 10:21 AM
Well, I haven't seen any of these new movies, but I just couldn't let this thread end on ***** as appropo as that maybe, so I figured I'd plug a new DVD. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/dvdtz27114.html) Hungry anyone? Margie, I hear cicadas taste good with hot sauce and ranch dressing....

GeneChing
03-20-2003, 10:34 AM
i've had a few students who were furries, which was my first contact and only contact with this sub-culture. That and they keep coming up when I'm doing martial arts research on the web - in really odd places I'll add. Makes me wonder. Should we have got qi furries?

Design Sifu
03-20-2003, 11:08 AM
we already do! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/75-13k.html)

the one on the left you know... waring the helmet!!!

M_ArtsMargie
03-20-2003, 01:08 PM
SUP GUYS! Are you taking care of our thread? Coolio.

How is every feeling tonight? Furry's...kinkies....wha?

M_ArtsMargie
03-20-2003, 01:16 PM
i'll give it a try.....yummmmmmy.

You dont want me to read some of the peoms i have been writing. Very abusive I think.:D

How is my xebsball?:p

M_ArtsMargie
03-20-2003, 01:31 PM
we should start a poll on that though. Should there be a got qi girl calender?

M_ArtsMargie
03-20-2003, 01:43 PM
you can do it.......you can do it (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16852) all night long