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rubthebuddha
07-17-2003, 11:10 PM
****. i never thought i'd agree with BOTH chang and serpie on the same issue. but they know what they're saying.

as far as "looking" for a hottie, don't. women can smell desparation a mile away. those who like the smell of desparation aren't the type our good man xebby would like.

so xebby, just be your fun self, have a good time and NEVER FORSAKE THE METAL.

:cool:

Serpent
07-17-2003, 11:37 PM
How cool are we, eh?

:)

Now who wants a **** spankin'!?

anton
07-18-2003, 12:00 AM
Xebs, you've got some great advice on this page...


Just a few things to add:

- Try to befriend some girls... forget the possibility of a sexual relationship and be exclusively friends with a girl/s. If you're very shy, simply taking to girls on a friendly basis will do wonders for your confidence/communication skills.

- Watch the sarcasm, it's very easy to use sarcasm to cover up for your lack of confidence or insecurity, unfortunately females have been blessed with a sixth sense for these things and will see right through it. Half of this is subconscious ofcourse, but if you try to consciously think through every instance that you've used sarcasm in a conversation with a girl and it didn't go down too well, you'll find it freakishly coincides with times that you felt insecure or unconfident or felt you needed to say something to fill the silence. Getting into conversational patterns (and I suppose this piece of advice isn't limited to sarcasm) that you go through every time you feel uncomfortable can be annoying for your conversation partners and clearly signals a lack of confidence. If you're feeling uncomfortable about silence be honest about it and say something this will be far more effective in breaking the tension than sarcasm or clumsy humour... something like "I guess this is what they call an uncomfortable silence..."

- Don't push the "dark, silent" image too much. A bit of mystery is definitely a turn on for most women, so don't reveal EVERYTHING about yourself, but don't be so closed up and cryptic to the extent that makes them think you're a bit odd... Personally I find being honest and open these days is just as (if not more) surprising (even disarming??) to a lot of women as mystery. Honesty and openness goes a long way... but again exercise moderation, don't turn into someone that craps on about his problems all the time... common sense i guess.

Anyway I guess openness and honesty is the key. If you feel very uncomfortable around girls then start of by forgetting about sex and just being friends with some. This will allow you to practice alot of the tips i and other people have given above. Once you can feel comfortable around women and get them to like you as friends, getting them to like you as something more becomes far easier...

Hope this helps!

Serpent
07-18-2003, 12:15 AM
Doesn't anybody wanna spank?

Xebby?



:(

rubthebuddha
07-18-2003, 12:24 AM
xebby already went nightynight. maybe he'll awake refreshed and hankerin for a spankerin.

for the time being, maybe design's backside could use some action? :confused:



:eek:



:o



:D

Serpent
07-18-2003, 12:26 AM
*grabs studded leather paddle*

Let me at 'im!

:D

rubthebuddha
07-18-2003, 10:30 AM
that's the spirit. now let's go find that bum.

design, where aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeeee you?

:D

FatherDog
07-18-2003, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Oh, absolutely. It's a matter of there being a time and a place for everything. For example, when you take a girl to a movie, don't insist that it be some gun-battle/punch-out/car-chase/exploding building picture. Go see that with your mates. Take your girl to a romantic comedy or a melodramatic weeper. Some of them really are okay.

"Hey, you know that Sandra Bullock Film, '28 Days'?"

"Yeah?"

"You wanna go see '28 Days Later'?"

Chang Style Novice
07-18-2003, 11:00 AM
HA!

MasterKiller
07-18-2003, 11:01 AM
Xebby,

Listen to CSN. If that fails, pursue Plan B:

STEP ONE:
Find the fatest girl you can, and look at her. You won't have to take her in public, dance, or even talk to her. She'll just be grateful you looked at her and will be your woman.

STEP TWO:
Now, find a slightly smaller, prettier girl. Let her see you with Girl No. 1. Girl No. 2 will automatically assume you are a guy with something to offer, otherwise Girl No. 1 wouldn't be wasting her time on you (remember, women always think every girl is prettier than them, so the fact that No. 1 is huge is not important to No. 2).

Girl No. 2 will thus find you attractive, regardless of physical appearance or charm because what women want more than anything else is a guy who has something to offer them.

Whatever that something is doesn't matter; it just has to be something they feel they are missing, or that they feel other guys don't have. Even if you don't have it, don't sweat. As long as you appear to have it, you can buy some time and it will take them a little while to figure out you are as worthless as all their other ex-boyfriends. But if you are quick enough, you will be on to the next girl before they wisen up.

STEP THREE:
Dump Girl No. 1, and pursue Girl No. 2.

Repeat these steps until you are with a girl that is skinny/pretty/smart enough for you. Once you find sed woman, knock her up quickly, thus attaching yourself to her for the rest of your life.

chen zhen
07-18-2003, 12:02 PM
Use this (http://www.aigeek.com/photos/funny/200007250005-s.jpg)

Design Sifu
07-18-2003, 01:07 PM
Geeze... I look away to actually get some work done and you all have a wire hanger prepped with my name on it...
well, S/M doesn't spell my name.... Hmmm who's initial WOULD that be?

anyway, I'm too busy sitting at my computer to be spanked... besides, wouldn't that be a little weird?

the only reasone you want to spank me is 'casue your jealous that I got page 300 first!!!

Anyway Xebs,
If you want a woman... go into a bar pick out the hottest woman there and hand her an archie comic...

it'll work even better if she's with a friend and one of them's blond & the other's a brunette...

you can then follow up on this manuever with the killer line...

"So, which one of you want's to be Betty & which want's to be Veronica?"

:p :D :p

Chang Style Novice
07-18-2003, 01:09 PM
I always wanted to do Midge, but Moose scared the hell out of me.

Design Sifu
07-18-2003, 01:11 PM
It was all about that chick with the broomstick . . .

the Kinky wiccan of Riverdale!!!

Chang Style Novice
07-18-2003, 01:14 PM
Mmm...Peppermint Patty/Marcie sandwich!

Charlie Brown coulda so been the mack, if he'd just realized what was up!

red5angel
07-18-2003, 01:16 PM
I always wanted to do Midge, but Moose scared the hell out of me.

I'll get you a stack of Archies and some tissue ok CSN? That way you don't get prostate cancer...

Chang Style Novice
07-18-2003, 01:19 PM
No need for that - I have the finest porn site (http://peanuts.com/comics/peanuts/meet_the_gang/meet_marcie.html) readily available, thanks to the internet.;)

Chang Style Novice
07-19-2003, 08:22 AM
Just think - even Xeb has better luck with women than this guy (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=qw1058427901273B235).:confused:

TonyM.
07-19-2003, 11:07 AM
I clicked on that porn link expecting it to be CNN and got Peanuts. This is a strange world.:eek:

Design Sifu
07-21-2003, 10:41 AM
even Xeb has better luck with women than this guy.

sort of reminds me of that Pina Colada song . . .

norther practitioner
07-21-2003, 04:38 PM
strange world
strange world, strange thread... whatever.

Can we stop with the comic book/porn/news tie ins already, geese, you'd think that one of you would tie this guy (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/ppjt001c.html) in already....:D

Design Sifu
07-21-2003, 05:29 PM
well here's something slightly more ...er, Intellectual (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap030630.html?list=true)

;)

rubthebuddha
07-22-2003, 09:46 AM
it's like a big clod of poopies giving us the bird! now that's just plain happiness right there.

norther practitioner
07-22-2003, 09:49 AM
Actually, err, even given rtb's assesment, I'd say it is the most intelectually stimulating pic posted around here in a while (please note the intelect part, def. not the most stimulating).:D

Kristoffer
07-22-2003, 09:59 AM
"Huang killed himself by burning charcoal in his bedroom on Monday night, leaving two suicide notes, one to his parents and one to Hsiao Lan.

In his letter to Hsiao Lan, Huang wrote: "Do you remember your Internet friend? That is me. But I never thought our love would have such an ending."



Whadda way to go :D

rubthebuddha
07-22-2003, 10:31 AM
so if he was boffing her and she knew he was the other dude as well, would it be a threesome? two-and-a-half-some?

norther practitioner
07-22-2003, 10:36 AM
Alteregosome.......

Kristoffer
07-22-2003, 10:41 AM
Very.. :)

Design Sifu
07-22-2003, 10:55 AM
A virtual threesome perhaps?

rubthebuddha
07-22-2003, 02:34 PM
A virtual threesome perhaps? nope. that's just the reason gene ditched the old chatroom.

maybe it's a variation of nookie by proxy?

norther practitioner
07-22-2003, 05:50 PM
:o
Man, I think I scared Margie away....

Maaaaaaaaaaarrgieeeeeeeeeee
Maaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggieeeeeeeee

You OK?:D

Shaolin-Do
07-22-2003, 07:15 PM
She is scared of your guatamaliness.

Poor xebs.
hehehe
Theres always prostitutes... :D

Then you could get a 2 for 1! A quick lay, AND herpes!!!!!

norther practitioner
07-22-2003, 11:17 PM
guatamaliness

:confused:

Oh well....

norther practitioner
07-24-2003, 10:30 AM
maybe it's a variation of nookie by proxy?

Hey lets keep the nookie by proxy to the ora girl thread, we give virtual spankings here....

Design Sifu
07-24-2003, 01:24 PM
There's a few peoples who need a virtual spanking for letting this thred linger on page 2!!!!

S P A N K E D (http://www.funshack.com/images/spanking.gif)

dwid
07-24-2003, 01:30 PM
There hasn't been a post by a got chi girl for like 4.5 pages. No wonder this thread has lost all momentum.

Shaolin-Do
07-24-2003, 01:35 PM
Yeah... Its not very got qi like with no wimmins who got qi.....
:(

Design Sifu
07-24-2003, 04:11 PM
Yeah.. you're right...:(

and Comics & Multi-colored Bears are being discussed elsewhere...

how about politics?

norther practitioner
07-24-2003, 04:14 PM
topics discussed here that have there own thread now..
politics.... check
iron crothc.... check
comics......... check
there is a bunch, but I think SD got it right.. no margie, less posts.

M_ArtsMargie
07-24-2003, 06:15 PM
hello everyone! I missed you guys. I haven't been on here for a while becuase I have been so busy.

Did I miss anything? I haven't had time to go back and scan through the pages. I will in a bit.

M_ArtsMargie
07-24-2003, 06:19 PM
i'm here......over here! as posted on the other thread...i have been so busy.

My fourth was ok. I didn't get to see any fireworks which was originally plan to go away to capitola. poo. not fair. but my friend was nice enough to light some small fireworks for me. They are illegal in fremont. booooo!!!!

I haven't been up to much. Just working 6 days a week. and....mmmm......going to different places, trying new locations and such. Hoping to go to Yosemite soon with Judy. to bath in the waterfalls. LOL....just kidding.

Design Sifu
07-25-2003, 10:20 AM
The Only real interesting topic has been the question:

Is it cheeting if you & your "partner" have a secret affair with each other over the internet using alternate identities?

GeneChing
07-25-2003, 10:41 AM
Since Margie's back, posts should pick up and people who haven't been posting should come back here, assuming the theory is sound.

Speaking of Margie's back, have y'all seen the new issue yet? Sep/Oct 2003 should be on stand next week. Subscribers should be getting their copies right around now. Watch for it.

norther practitioner
07-25-2003, 01:20 PM
She's back, and still a tease... Well that made my day..lol
Glad to hear you are keeping busy and trying out new places (which can get a bit intimidating). I hope that you get to Yosemite, the most I've seen of it (until I go there hopefully this spring) is from Ansel Adams.

norther practitioner
07-25-2003, 01:22 PM
I hope to get it before I go to Taiji Legacy. If I have to call again though, I'll be second guessing renewing my sub.... (no I won't but whatever).

Good to see you back Margie.:D

M_ArtsMargie
07-25-2003, 06:28 PM
DS***No..it is not cheating. Cheating consist of intercourse or showing ones affections(rubbing, kissing, four play, etc) other than your partner. But then again it depends on what peoples opinions are of cheating. There are so many.

Gene**i look pasty in that issue. LOL

NP***Thank you. Good to be back up and posting again.

Shaolin-Do
07-25-2003, 06:54 PM
Howdy howdy :)
My theory is always sound.
:eek:

Chang Style Novice
07-26-2003, 06:23 PM
Austin's semi-traditional modern art spam link (http://www.revolutn.com/archive/nozk/).

I actually feel that Tom Nozkowski and I are working toward very similar goals. Coincidentally, the last painting prof I had (Susan Whyne) was a classmate of his when they were in art school.

TonyM.
07-27-2003, 12:14 PM
That's good stuff! Disclaimer: and I generally don't care for modern art.

norther practitioner
07-28-2003, 08:21 AM
Not bad stuff....

I'm not huge on the stuff either...
I'm more about stuff like this:
Picasso (http://home.xnet.com/~stanko/) .

MasterKiller
07-28-2003, 08:26 AM
I'm a big fan of Robert Motherwell (http://www.postershop.com/Motherwell-Robert/Motherwell-Robert-Mexican-night-3500509.html&Partnerid=2922)

Chang Style Novice
07-28-2003, 08:29 AM
Hey you guys! Quit horning in on my act!;)

I mean, gimme a Braque! (http://www.hipernet.ufsc.br/wm/paint/auth/braque/). If everyone starts posting modern art links, what will set me apart?

norther practitioner
07-28-2003, 08:34 AM
The fact that you know something about the art...lol
Art is one thing I don't know diddly about... Just posted that to pizz you off.:D

MasterKiller
07-28-2003, 08:35 AM
A tortured life ending in an untimely, tragic death?

Much like Christ, an artist must die so that we can appreciate life. Only after your death will you be set apart from the crowd and venerated. Until then....I hope you like the taste of government cheese.;)

Chang Style Novice
07-28-2003, 08:36 AM
At this point I'm about ready to settle for government toe-cheese.

GeneChing
07-28-2003, 10:43 AM
Those waterfalls are ice water. Nobody really bathes there, except for bears. But if you make it, try climbing Half Dome. There's a spectacular trail that goes up the backside.

anton
07-28-2003, 07:41 PM
Bacon (http://www.francis-bacon.cx) anyone?

Oso
07-28-2003, 08:06 PM
I saw Jesus walking down the road today.

Twice, even.


First time he had a brown robe on and was walking with a staff.

The second time he had his robe in a bundle under his arm and had camo pants and a khaki shirt on. Still had the staff.


I just made sure I looked busy.

anton
07-29-2003, 04:53 AM
You saw Jesus?... the other day i saw a jedi knight in town and the week before i saw some guy in a gorilla suit carrying another guy in a cage....

Anyone up for a game of matrix ping-pong (http://www.garp.ru/fun/pingpong.swf) ?

chen zhen
07-29-2003, 05:11 AM
ROFLMAO

norther practitioner
07-29-2003, 10:29 AM
Yeah, Darth Vader (we call him Vade for short) comes into my office once or twice a week. He's not a bad guy after you get past the stench from under the mask.. no wonder he is so bitter.



:D

So yeah, thats the only bacon I like.

GeneChing
07-29-2003, 10:54 AM
OK, there's two things that'll make me come back to this thread: bacon and Margie. I love Bacon - I stopped painting because Dali said all that I could ever say on canvas and all my stuff looked like bad Bacon.

Margie: Pasty? Talk to Design Sifu about that - it was his lay. But while we're on the subject of pasties, I have this other idea to promote rubber shuriken (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/16-12.html) that I'd like you to model ...

norther practitioner
07-29-2003, 11:03 AM
I have this other idea to promote rubber shuriken that I'd like you to model

Thats just funny...


Talk to Design Sifu about that - it was his lay

All the enuendo..... none of the fuss....:D

Design Sifu
07-29-2003, 11:04 AM
By all means.... talk to me about, er... how about we change the subject and discuss Drinking in the streets

Margie knows what I'm tawkin' 'bout... ;)

norther practitioner
07-29-2003, 12:57 PM
I enjoy Rocky Mountain National Park... the road that goes all the way through goes over 12,000'.. interesting when friends from sealevel come down, and we hike up a few hundered vert. to a lookout, they complain about no oxygen..lol.:D

M_ArtsMargie
07-29-2003, 05:56 PM
HEY DS***I'm a good girl. hehehe...the arts and wine festival was so much fun....except the heat. ouch. my friend and I bought our drinks before we got there of course. They wanted like 5 bucks for a beer, but we dont really drink beer. so we got some jack and cherry coke....put in plastic cup and walked around. Again, it was hot..so were walking and one of our friends called and says to go to the club remix. All man we go there and there is just tons of people in this club...and its daytime..that was the really weird part. You know where you could find me...up in the cages...hehehe. Bad

Gene**since we got past the backless part...i'm pretty much ready to take on the next challenge. but wait until my muscles are showing though..mkay'? been working out this body:D

M_ArtsMargie
07-29-2003, 06:01 PM
kewl...i'll try that gene. sounds good. i didn't really mean bathe in the waters...but you know.lol

i need a vacay. soon.:p the questions is.......where am i gonna go for cheap?

M_ArtsMargie
07-30-2003, 04:25 PM
I come back and no one posts.....:(

PHILBERT
07-30-2003, 04:38 PM
I like apples.

shaolin kungfu
07-30-2003, 04:40 PM
D@mn it philbert! You stole my line!:mad:

PHILBERT
07-30-2003, 05:05 PM
Scooby Dooboy Doo! Tee hee hee hee hee hee.

Shaolin-Do
07-30-2003, 10:07 PM
Yes, expensive beer calls for hidden liquor.

I shall soon dominate with my army of nijets.

Shaolin-Do
07-30-2003, 10:10 PM
ninjets I should mean.

Ill be at the center for art and design in bay area within 1 year:)

Chang Style Novice
07-30-2003, 10:13 PM
To study what?

shaolin kungfu
07-30-2003, 10:17 PM
I'm geussing either art or design.

Chang Style Novice
07-30-2003, 10:19 PM
Thanks, you! I meant more specifically, of course.

Shaolin-Do
07-30-2003, 10:20 PM
Majoring in musical production :)
Probably double major, take musical marketing as well.

Debating minoring in journalism or something....

Chang Style Novice
07-30-2003, 10:22 PM
Godd@mn, their web site is obnoxious.

Chang Style Novice
07-30-2003, 10:23 PM
Oops, I must be looking at some other schools site.

http://www.artcenter.edu/ is in Pasadena, but doesn't seem to cover music.

Got link?

Shaolin-Do
07-30-2003, 10:25 PM
Thats it :)
Close enough to bay area.
ehehehe
They actually beat juliard in new york to be the #1 music school in the nation this year.
(cited one of those **** college mags)

They have the music curriculum, but its hard to find. very hard to find.
:)
Apparently they have a really bad azz studio as well...

Chang Style Novice
07-30-2003, 10:28 PM
Well, I stand by my condmenation of their website, then. Jeez, you'd think a design school would have one that's more fuctional and easier to navigate.:rolleyes:

Shaolin-Do
07-30-2003, 10:36 PM
Im tired as hell...
Ima go to bed.

norther practitioner
07-31-2003, 03:17 PM
Well there are flights out of San Fransisco to many cities in the US for around 250-275... I'm sure there are plenty of forum members who would let you crash at there place and show you about town...lol.

M_ArtsMargie
07-31-2003, 03:57 PM
GUESS WHAT GUYS...moving soon. down the street.hehhehe

Gene***saw you at kioku's last night with ur daughter i believe.

how is everyone doing today?

norther practitioner
07-31-2003, 03:59 PM
Pizzed.. I strained a muscle in my back last night... last training before Taiji legacy...


Good luck in your move, don't break anything :D ... Maybe you'll find some cool new heads near the new place.
:D

rubthebuddha
07-31-2003, 04:15 PM
sore. every time i do a legs workout, my hamstrings get mad at me.

norther practitioner
07-31-2003, 04:19 PM
My hammies get sore after long leg sets too (mostly when we do long sets of crecents and front straights)... :D

Did you ever notice your moon is over your hammies..

sorry crappy Denny's reference.

rubthebuddha
07-31-2003, 04:35 PM
sorry crappy Denny's reference. is there any other kind? :confused:


mine are just sore from the good mornings and side lunges.

Xebsball
07-31-2003, 04:39 PM
ham + bread = good

if i say more this gets deleted, so im careful

norther practitioner
07-31-2003, 04:53 PM
is there any other kind?

Not that I can think of...

rubthebuddha
07-31-2003, 05:24 PM
xebby -- maybe if you started making polite overtures toward canada and perhaps the bay area, the other mods would start being nice to you again. ;)

PHILBERT
07-31-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
...how is everyone doing today?

Sad, upset and lonely.

Sad because my day was a waste.

Upset because I had plans with this girl tonight who decided not to return my calls, even though we had this planned for the past week.

Lonely because every girl Im interested in (and some who are interested in me) won't go out with me.

Xebsball
07-31-2003, 09:24 PM
buddha friend... i feel raped, i feel intercoursingly sexually penetratively raped copulately in a forced way by the administration/moderation board :(

rubthebuddha
08-01-2003, 12:25 AM
not much i can do for ya there, mr. xebbitol, my best advice, at least until i figure something wise and intelligent out, would be to clench your cheeks tightly and play nice for a while. :o

Xebsball
08-01-2003, 12:31 AM
really?
any cheeks i choose? :)

rubthebuddha
08-01-2003, 12:34 AM
well, if those cheeks are not your own, make sure you ask her first.

and if those cheeks are serpent's, well, you can do whatever you want. :eek:

Xebsball
08-01-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
make sure you ask her first.


can i dance like Strong Bad instead?
please?

im not too good at talkin :o

Serpent
08-01-2003, 12:48 AM
My cheeks are brought into the conversation and still no spankin'.

Only one wimmins on the thread and she ain't working the paddle. This thread is really going down hill.

Where's eulerfan?

Anyway, howdy all. Been here and there a bit lately - you won't be seeing so much of me on the forums any more I think. But you're probably thinking that's not a bad thing. I'll pop in when I can, of course, cos you guys are all kinda cool.

Except Huang Kai Vun. That guy's a cock.

And themeecer - is he still spouting his nonsense here?

Xebsball
08-01-2003, 01:53 AM
Serpent, you da man

rubthebuddha
08-01-2003, 05:28 PM
:(

but who am i going to pick on now that serpent won't be around as much?

:(

M_ArtsMargie
08-01-2003, 05:54 PM
who's got game? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/992003.html)

i do..i do.

serpent***so i'm not cutt'n eh? das cool considering i haven't been on for a while. but now i'm back and ready for the spank'ns. lol. i'm so refreshed now..i feel like a new person. woo hooo

Philbert**dont be mad or upset. women are just women and they dont want any guy that is not a challenge. that goes for visa versa. just dont call anymore...be a tease. she will call.
;)

Man...Regae on the River is this weekend, and i'm going to miss it. no fair. who ever near the bay area...better go ...it's a bunch of people just hav'n a good ole time.

M_ArtsMargie
08-01-2003, 06:01 PM
np**OOOOOOO,,,AAAAAA j/p

maybe...maybe....ok...everyone give me their locations. LOL:D

rubthebuddha
08-04-2003, 01:11 AM
well, if serpent's going to bring the mood down, i'll have to bring it back up again:

http://omgwtf.superlime.com/romjul.swf

quiet man
08-04-2003, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
who's got game? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/992003.html)

Philbert**dont be mad or upset. women are just women and they dont want any guy that is not a challenge. that goes for visa versa. just dont call anymore...be a tease. she will call.
;)



But why's that, Margie?
Why do we need those silly little games?
Why can't we be more open, honest and straight-forward?
Why is letting a woman know how you feel about her a turn-off for her?
Why do women say they want someone funny, kind and intelligent, when in fact they just want a hunk?
Why won't I stop whining?
Why am I such a sissy?

chen zhen
08-04-2003, 04:04 AM
*slap* "pull yoself together, man!" *wack**ouch*

:D

shaolin kungfu
08-04-2003, 07:27 AM
what does this thread have to do with kungfu? Why is it left here while others are deleted and moved for no apparent reason?

rubthebuddha
08-04-2003, 09:17 AM
because margie's cuter than you, dude.

quiet man
08-04-2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by chen zhen
*slap* "pull yoself together, man!" *wack**ouch*

:D

Uuhhh... thanks man, I needed that.

:SLAP!:

I'm OK, you can stop hitting me now...

:SLAP!: :SLAP!:

I said you can stop...

:SLAP!: :SLAP!: :SLAP!:



etc, etc :D

chen zhen
08-04-2003, 10:07 AM
I stop, when u stop, cuz..:D


because margie's cuter than you, dude.

U just dun know SKF good enough.;):p

David Jamieson
08-04-2003, 10:11 AM
Honestly guys, you get a great thread like this that is totally off topic and now you complain about it? This is the one thread that has stayed because it allows for people to post off topic nonsense or to actually talk to the Got Qi girls (:) )

Especially you guys who post all sorts of nonsense and have a huge amount of posts inside this thread! :rolleyes:

Anyway, I understand. :)

Hi Margie, again thanks for getting the wudipdo to me so fast!

regards

rubthebuddha
08-04-2003, 10:19 AM
you consider 4572 posts a huge amount? we just gettin started, bay-bee.

margie -- my mom promised me a subscription last christmas, but she's never delivered. can i have you call her and say, "hi, this is margie from kung fu qigong magazine. is there something you'd like to talk to me about?"

:D

chen zhen
08-04-2003, 10:20 AM
Is'nt there only ONE "got qi" girl posting here?
:rolleyes:
:p

norther practitioner
08-04-2003, 12:21 PM
Is'nt there only ONE "got qi" girl posting here?

Well now that you are here, it makes one and a half...:eek:


Just kidding... settle down....

How'd the move go Margie?

norther practitioner
08-04-2003, 12:34 PM
Well I obviously live in Denver....:D

Hey Gene....
is there any chance of getting the picture of MK, the lost track kid and myself emailed to me?

MasterKiller
08-04-2003, 01:25 PM
I'd be interested in getting a copy of that pic, as well.

M_ArtsMargie
08-04-2003, 01:55 PM
Quiet man***read the book. Men are from mars, and women are from venus. Excellent and one of the best books you'll ever read on relationships. The answer to all ur questions. if not...most of them. it explains how a sex will say one thing, and the other sex will take it differently. among other topics. you'll see if you check it out. Great book.

RTB***have not moved yet. moving out on the 14th. yea. i'm excited. we'll see.

CZ***may be the only, but that is what makes me so great. LOL:D :p

Kung Lek***your welcome. Anytime. Hope your enjoying it.

The aloha festival was this weekend. oh yea how was Regae on the river?

rubthebuddha
08-04-2003, 02:01 PM
either margie's so good (or bad) that one is more than enough, or she has multiple personalities and gene needs to re-evaluate her employment :p

chen zhen
08-04-2003, 02:38 PM
CZ***may be the only, but that is what makes me so great. LOL


*shugs*
guess I have to cope with it...:rolleyes:

:p just kiddin chicka

M_ArtsMargie
08-04-2003, 06:12 PM
RTB***Whatcha trying to say? I'm crazy. cause i am
lol

Volcano Admim
08-04-2003, 07:49 PM
Well, Volcano is sub-cosmic being who is rise from center of earth to LUV everyone

Volcano is luvs everyone

Chang Style Novice
08-04-2003, 09:09 PM
Read The High Hat!

http://www.thehighhat.com

shaolin kungfu
08-04-2003, 09:39 PM
Kung: I'm just ****ed that all my OT posts were deleted or moved, while others remain. No problem though, and I do like this thread being here.

No hard feelings?:)

Rub: thats probably it. although i do have that whole "young school girl" thing goin for me.:eek:

rubthebuddha
08-04-2003, 11:30 PM
although i do have that whole "young school girl" thing goin for me. i hope by that you mean that you enjoy seeing hotties dressed up like school girls. because if you meant that you enjoy dressing up as one yourself, then you're going to have to beat serpent and shaolin kungfu of with a stick. you don't know how many times those dudes found out -- much to their dismay -- when they got to third base that there was some rather skilled tuckage going on. :eek:







:D

margie -- darn right i'm saying you're crazy. a spade IS a spade, dear. ;)

Serpent
08-05-2003, 01:17 AM
**** those ladyboys and their duct tape skills.

rubthebuddha
08-05-2003, 09:21 AM
sad thing was sometimes when they got to third base, they thought that since home plate was so close, they might as well score. :(

PHILBERT
08-05-2003, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Philbert**dont be mad or upset. women are just women and they dont want any guy that is not a challenge. that goes for visa versa. just dont call anymore...be a tease. she will call.
;)

Bah, forget her, I got like 3 or 4 other girls I can hook up with.

Shaolin-Do
08-05-2003, 03:41 PM
"**** those ladyboys and their duct tape skills."
lofl

"Bah, forget her,"

Exactly what margie said. Play hard to get. :)

I know broads do it, and act like they hate the sh!t, but everytime a female starts to really pizz me off, I just dont call, and it almost never fails.
And when Im in the "your in so much trouble flowers wont save you" position, always call and play guitar and sing. sounds cheesy but I havent had any problems with it working yet :)

GeneChing
08-05-2003, 05:02 PM
Gigi told me about it. I haven't seen it yet. We should be able to email y'all a copy. I'll let you know. ;)

PHILBERT
08-05-2003, 09:50 PM
Well, the thing is, the original girl had some really interesting qualities, like me. She was nice, intelligent, beautiful, not one of those who wears 30 lbs of make up and looks like an A&F girl types, etc. Really interesting, but she and I haven't talked since we went out early last week.

There is another girl who is interesting too. I've hardly talked to her, but last night I was talking to her from 10 pm until around 3 am, non stop. Really interesting.

rubthebuddha
08-05-2003, 10:34 PM
chang style -- this one's for you. :D (http://www.salvamania.com/new2/animaciones/bush.swf)

i don't care if you speak spanish or not. you'll laugh anyway. :D

Kristoffer
08-06-2003, 07:54 AM
:D

chen zhen
08-06-2003, 07:57 AM
LOL at Spanish PM:D

rubthebuddha
08-06-2003, 09:44 AM
i just love bush's laugh -- it's so homer-esque. but yeah, the spanish pm is quite the hoot.

norther practitioner
08-06-2003, 11:36 AM
Cool, thanks Gene.

norther practitioner
08-06-2003, 01:31 PM
That was classic...:D


the original girl had some really interesting qualities, like me.
Sometimes it is the ones not like yourself that need to be examined....:)

Chang Style Novice
08-06-2003, 01:37 PM
Solo hablo un poquito espanol, pero muchas gracias por la cartoon, es muy chiste.

PHILBERT
08-06-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
That was classic...:D


Sometimes it is the ones not like yourself that need to be examined....:)

Im working on that, Im working on that. :D

rubthebuddha
08-06-2003, 03:02 PM
Solo hablo un poquito espanol, pero muchas gracias por la cartoon, es muy chiste. hm. something just flew right over my head. wonder what it was. :confused:

:D

(something speak a little spanish, something many thanks for the cartoon, it's very somethingerother.)

Shaolin-Do
08-06-2003, 03:03 PM
"I only speak a little spanish, but thank you for the cartoon, its very funny."

:)

rubthebuddha
08-06-2003, 03:19 PM
efkharisto. :)

norther practitioner
08-06-2003, 03:40 PM
Am I the only one lost right now? I thought it was funny, don't speak a word of Spanish... So I really don't know what the heck

Solo hablo un poquito espanol, pero muchas gracias por la cartoon, es muy chiste.
is....



hm. something just flew right over my head. wonder what it was.
hmmm something, or most things... I guess it is a matter of opinion....:eek:














:D

Shaolin-Do
08-06-2003, 03:44 PM
El burro sabe mas que tu :D


"Solo hablo un poquito espanol, pero muchas gracias por la cartoon, es muy chiste."
=
"I only speak a little spanish, but thank you for the cartoon, its very funny."

:)

You are confusing me with your excessive confusion.

rubthebuddha
08-06-2003, 11:14 PM
np -- things over my head? NEVER.

:mad:









;)

norther practitioner
08-07-2003, 09:15 AM
NEVER

LOL...

I saw one of the funniest things ever last night...
I was hanging out at this bar chatting with my friend after class, this girl was walking by us and giving another friend standing behind me eyes... so while walking by and giving that flirty look she tripped and fell flat on her face... sorry, just thought I should share that experience...:D

Shaolin-Do
08-07-2003, 09:19 AM
lofl....
Ive seen the same sh!t happen before... good stuff... funny...
:)

chen zhen
08-07-2003, 09:26 AM
It's bad karma

:p

norther practitioner
08-07-2003, 09:38 AM
It was just straight out of a beer comercial... She was so embarrased she paid her tab and walked out...:D

Shaolin-Do
08-07-2003, 09:41 AM
Reminds me of another story...
Some College professor of biology is giving a lecture, and talking about semen. Tells the class it is over 80% glucose. (sugar).
girl raises hand, apparently not thinking first about what she was going to ask,
"then why doesnt it taste sweet?"
Professor looks her in the face and says "because the taste buds that detect sweetness are on the tip of your tounge, not the back of your throat."

Poor girl never went back to class :)

chen zhen
08-07-2003, 09:56 AM
:D
If u have more like these, then hit 'em up.

Shaolin-Do
08-07-2003, 10:05 AM
I gots all kinds of interesting stories, not all nasty tho.
:)

Serpent
08-07-2003, 11:29 PM
Similar college story. Biology Professor is giving a pop quiz. Asks a few questions, picks on people for answers, etc.

Then he asks, "What part of the body can increase to ten times it's resting dimensions?" He looks around and then points at a chick in the class. "How about you?"

The girl says, "That's kinda unfair!"

"What is?" asks the Prof.

"Asking a girl to answer a question like that!"

The Professor laughs. "Well, I don't see why. I'm talking about the pupil of the eye. And you, young lady, are heading for some serious disappointments in life!"

:D

norther practitioner
08-08-2003, 10:31 AM
Had a friend who hooked up with our Botony TA... I can't even remember all the pistol and stamen jokes....


By the way, I saw that girl again walking into a store near that bar... I wanted to stop and ask her if she was alright, I think it was mostly her self esteem at the moment that got hurt though.

rubthebuddha
08-08-2003, 01:14 PM
was at a bar in olympia with my buddy one time playing pool. a dude apparently saw his date or something arrive and ran to meet her. problem is, he was running along the wall and someone opened an outward-swinging door on that wall. door handle hit him square in the chibblies as the rest of him bounced off the door. the girl walked over to see if he was ok, which he wasn't, and she promply turned around and walked out the bar, never to return that night.

that door has since been re-hinged so it opens inward. :D

norther practitioner
08-08-2003, 01:23 PM
Ouch.. I've seen similar, not quite that bad.. talk about insult to injury.

Xebsball
08-08-2003, 01:24 PM
this one time i was following this chick, those streets went uphill that direction so i was getting a really nice view :D
then i hit a tree :D

i had a therad about this ages ago even
it was a pretty heroic day...

i checked out some babe and hit a tree
i fought my brother a little
i gave coins to a hobo

:)

Shaolin-Do
08-08-2003, 01:29 PM
Yeah, I always have like 20-30$ in change in my cup holder, so when bums come up to the car I give them a handful usually... or if I have lots ill give them whatever doob Im puffin on and a handful of change.
Makes for a hella happy bum.
:)
(would have spent the change on it anyways, least that way the f*cker will buy some food.. or beer... hehe, nothin like empty calories!)

Nother story I heard....

Student in college class, proffessor warns that anyone who turns in the final late will not be accepted. Testing time ends, and 1 student remains. This student calmy continues taking his test until 30 minutes past due. He walks to the proffessors desk.
"Im sorry son, but its too late. I already told the class that any late finals will not be accepted."
"Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"
"No."
"You mean to tell me, you dont know who the hell I am!?"
"No I dont."
"You mean you dont know my name?!? Who I am!??"
"No, and frankly I dont care."
With this, the student slipped his paper to the middle of the stack and walked out the door.

M_ArtsMargie
08-08-2003, 01:50 PM
man...these are funny stories.

It was my birthday guys on the 6th. Happy b-day to me.

Shaolin Do***That's nice of you. I'm same way. Like if I am crossing the toll bridge, sometimes I will get the car behind me. Becuase it will come back eventually

Has anyone ever seen that movie 'Pay it Foward" Great movie

DS***Me so Crazy! :D

norther practitioner
08-08-2003, 01:51 PM
:rolleyes:

I've gotten that email too..

Xebsball
08-10-2003, 05:36 PM
Marcelo D2 - Qual É?


Eu tenho algo a dizer
Explicar pra você
Mas não garanto porém, que engraçado eu serei dessa vez
Para os parceiros daqui para os parceiros de lá
Se você se importa como um homem um homem será
Que você mantem a conduta
Será, que segue firme e forte na luta
Aonde os caminhos da vida vão te levar
Se você aguenta ou não
o que será será
Mas sem esse caô de que tá ruim não dá
Isso eu já vi, vim, venci, deixa pra lá
Tá ruim pra você também também ruim pra mim
Tá ruim pra todo mundo o jogo é assim
Sem sorte no jogo, feliz no amor
Quem nasceu pra malandragem não quer ser doutor
Há 500 anos essa banca manda ver
Abaixou a cabeça já era
então diz

Essa onda que tu tira, qual é?
Essa marra que tu tem, qual é?
Tira onda com ninguem, qual é, qual é neguinho , qual é?

Então vem, devagar no miudinho,
Então vem, chega devagar no sapatinho
Malandro que sou eu não vou vacilar
Sou o que sou e ninguem vai me mudar
Porque eu tenho um escudo contra o vacilão
Papel e caneta e um mic na minha mão
E é isso que eu preciso, coragem e humildade
Atitude certa na hora da verdade
E o que você precisa pra evoluir
Me diz o que você precisa pra sair daí
O samba é o som é o Brasil e o lugar é
O encomodado que se mude e to aqui pra encomodar
De que lado você samba, você sambe de que lado
na hora que come o coro é melhor ta preparado
E lembrando de Chico comecei a pensar
Que eu me organizando posso desorganizar

Essa onda que tu tira, qual é?
Essa marra que tu tem, qual é?
Tira onda com ninguem qual é, qual é neguinho , qual é?

Amar como ama um black brother
Fala como fala um black brother
Andar como anda um black brother
Usar sempre o complemento black brother

Quantas vezes já cheguei no fim da festa
Quantas vezes o bagaço da laranja é o que resta
Não me dou por vencido, vejo a luz no fim do túnel
A corrente ta cerrada, como o meus punhos
Vai dizer que vc é o perdedor
Daqueles que quando sua a familia precisa cê da no pé
Vai dizer que você prefere ódio ou amor
Então me diz neguinho qual é?

Essa onda que tu tira, qual é?
Essa marra que tu tem, qual é?
Tira onda com ninguem qual é, qual é neguinho , qual é?

PHILBERT
08-10-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
man...these are funny stories.

It was my birthday guys on the 6th. Happy b-day to me.

Shaolin Do***That's nice of you. I'm same way. Like if I am crossing the toll bridge, sometimes I will get the car behind me. Becuase it will come back eventually

Has anyone ever seen that movie 'Pay it Foward" Great movie

DS***Me so Crazy! :D

I posted a thread on your b-day wishing happy birthday. You've yet to show up.

Mine is Friday :D :D :D

Xebsball
08-10-2003, 09:24 PM
you peoples,

did i tell you i got a new online hero now?
he is called "amazarray(bjj)" and he posts on Sherdog mma forum, dude lives in the same city as me.

http://www.sherdog.com

why?

- he is always getting the ladies, just read his posts yo
and he puts pics of ladies with him on his avatar, wich he changes
from time to time


amazarray(bjj), youre my hero

chen zhen
08-11-2003, 08:26 AM
http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/billandted/1.php
http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/billandted/6.php

Shaolin-Do
08-11-2003, 08:49 AM
I tried to help bill find his weed, but halfway through I forgot what I was doing...
Not really. actually there is no sound on this computer so I stopped watching it.


:D

chen zhen
08-11-2003, 08:50 AM
No sound= No fun.
The dont bother yoself with watching it.;)

chen zhen
08-11-2003, 10:43 AM
http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/billandted/2.php

Shaolin-Do
08-11-2003, 11:39 AM
D@mn the forums are movin sloooow today....

norther practitioner
08-11-2003, 12:22 PM
These are pretty funny....
:D
Haven't seen them before.

Shaolin-Do
08-11-2003, 12:40 PM
lofl....

Reminds me of some of the... err... "lesser productive" stoners I know.....
:D

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail39.html


Have a cold one...
:D

chen zhen
08-11-2003, 02:59 PM
Me right now after training.. (http://www.l33test.com/pic/Howtotellifyourcat_smale(1).jpg)
Funny bike pic (http://www.l33test.com/pic/classic004.jpg)
Desperate man (http://www.l33test.com/pic/costume.jpg)
LOL... (http://www.l33test.com/pic/divorce.jpg)
That crazy ol' Bubba.. (http://www.l33test.com/pic/hahaha.jpg)
LOL (http://www.l33test.com/pic/lolgorilla.jpg)
The ass is too small (http://www.l33test.com/pic/smallass.jpg)
Stinky... (http://www.l33test.com/pic/stinky.jpg)
:eek:NOOOOOO:eek: (http://www.l33test.com/pic/suprise.jpg)
Did'nt need that info (http://www.l33test.com/pic/xratedmovie.jpg)

chen zhen
08-11-2003, 03:11 PM
http://dayudie.com/soundboards/content.asp?vid=11

norther practitioner
08-11-2003, 03:19 PM
Those were funny... I got the Cat one with the title:
How do you know if your cat is a male?

norther practitioner
08-11-2003, 03:27 PM
Any luck yet there Gene?

chen zhen
08-12-2003, 07:53 AM
Yes, that is the title. It says in the url.
-:)

New episode:
http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/billandted/4.php

GeneChing
08-12-2003, 11:19 AM
...and I am neck deep in deadlines. Be patient, please.

norther practitioner
08-12-2003, 01:31 PM
No worries....
It's all good man, I was just hoping you didn't forget...:D
Whenever is fine, good luck with the deadlines, I have a few myself creeping up.

rubthebuddha
08-12-2003, 03:55 PM
i know i'm picking the off-topic thread to post, but here's some handy pictures that actually DO relate to martial arts:

http://www.plif.com/archive/wc217.gif

http://www.plif.com/archive/wc174.gif

if you likey, go visit the parking lot is full (http://www.plif.com) for more goodness.

norther practitioner
08-12-2003, 04:10 PM
Those were pretty funny...
I'm going to send those links to a couple of ma friends...

rubthebuddha
08-12-2003, 04:20 PM
go to the main site and flip through the archives. you won't be disappointed.

and when you're bored, try suicide boy. (http://fractalcow.com/suicideboy/index.html)

chen zhen
08-13-2003, 06:20 AM
yeah rtb, I posted some on ORA too.

New episode, Bill & Ted as Freedom fighters. Funnier than ever (http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/billandted/9.php)

M_ArtsMargie
08-13-2003, 12:00 PM
hey guys...what's happeneing....everyone has new idols or what? heres mine (http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/spongebob/index.jhtml?_requestid=399973) LOL

chen zhen
08-13-2003, 12:06 PM
What is so special about him? Just a sponge, lol

M_ArtsMargie
08-13-2003, 12:15 PM
we went to discovery bay on sunday..it was so fun. got to ride in the boats and swim. and then we went back to the house and chilled in the spa. it was the most relaxing day i have ever had. you guys got to go to discovery bay

chen zhen
08-13-2003, 12:28 PM
My idol

norther practitioner
08-13-2003, 12:35 PM
Is it a water park or something? Spas are always nice...
Decide on a vacation spot yet?

Shaolin-Do
08-13-2003, 12:40 PM
Nothin says Idol like...

norther practitioner
08-13-2003, 12:46 PM
I'm just hoping noone goes and posts one of those American Idol people...:o

FatherDog
08-13-2003, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
Nothin says Idol like...

And he's a brown belt in BJJ.

We knew you were a filthy MMA type all along! :eek:

chen zhen
08-13-2003, 12:53 PM
Coach Bigot, episode 1 (http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/coachbigot/1.php)

M_ArtsMargie
08-13-2003, 01:10 PM
KEWL...MR T. but everytime i think of mr t...i think of eddie murphy expressions in delerious

chen zhen
08-13-2003, 01:18 PM
Uhh.. maybe. I think Mr. T is more unintentionally funny..:p

"I pity da fool who dont vote for me.."

:D

shaolin kungfu
08-13-2003, 01:18 PM
Bill and ted, Co- starring the big snoop dogg

http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/billandted/12.php

chen zhen
08-13-2003, 01:20 PM
:D Saw that one...


"yeh yeh yeeh":cool:

Shaolin-Do
08-13-2003, 01:51 PM
*dances an irish jig*

Indeed...
Howdy margie.
:)

we used to call my friends old 80' something Dodge truck SUV thing Mr. T....
:)

anton
08-13-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
KEWL...MR T. but everytime i think of mr t...i think of eddie murphy expressions in delerious
:D true

Design Sifu
08-13-2003, 06:02 PM
Am I the only one who's realized the implications of margie's hero being a Sponge?!?!?!
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

Xebsball
08-13-2003, 08:06 PM
Sponge Bob is awesome, but he no way compares to amazarray(bjj), i mean, you just dont see Sponge on the forums with hotties

nobody scores like amazarray(bjj)

"In amazarray(bjj) we trust"

check him out with his latest hottie:

Xebsball
08-13-2003, 08:13 PM
i deserve the "ORA Man of the year" award, i surely do
getting movin chen zhen!! :mad:

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24496

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24498

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24493

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24494

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24499

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24495

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24497

Xebsball
08-13-2003, 08:33 PM
you and me

we can do it!!

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24565

quiet man
08-14-2003, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
Am I the only one who's realized the implications of margie's hero being a Sponge?!?!?!
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

Ahh! I see you have a very dirty mind, grasshopper. :D ;)

GeneChing
08-14-2003, 10:46 AM
I haven't forgot. Like I said, I still haven't even seen it and I'm dying too. We've just been really busy lately.

norther practitioner
08-14-2003, 12:09 PM
I still haven't even seen it and I'm dying too.
It's just MK, the Mizong kid, and I... MK has a monk spade, I have a straight sword, and the Mizong kid a staff. We posed out in front of the pond inbetween the event center and the baseball stadium. Gigi got footage of MKs monk spade form I believe as well...

MasterKiller
08-14-2003, 01:00 PM
I lost balance at the end of the form. :mad:

norther practitioner
08-14-2003, 01:14 PM
I lost balance at the end of the form.

**** sitdown stances..:D

GeneChing
08-15-2003, 10:50 AM
Right now, I'm up to my neck in deadlines. I'll get the chance next month...
No rest for the wicked.

norther practitioner
08-15-2003, 12:46 PM
DS... I wasn't going to say it...
I think some of these guys might be a bit young to know about that.. too young even for that Seinfeld episode...:D

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 12:52 PM
"Am I the only one who's realized the implications of margie's hero being a Sponge?!?!?!"

LOFL.....
Totally forgot bout that episode NP... hehehehe.... eeeehhh....
Wanna see what margie has to say about that... bahahahhaa.....
:)

rubthebuddha
08-15-2003, 12:58 PM
be nice, gentlemen, and stop watching such ass tv.

MasterKiller
08-15-2003, 12:59 PM
SD,
You are not sponge-worthy.

norther practitioner
08-15-2003, 01:06 PM
Seinfeld is good TV... friends on the other hand...:D
Haven't watched too much of that TV stuff lately though, the 82" screen is best used for movies....lol

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 01:07 PM
" SD,
You are not sponge-worthy. "

Who needs sponges when theres pills?
:D

Chang Style Novice
08-15-2003, 01:41 PM
Clockwise from top left - Shaolin Do, MasterKiller, Norther Practitioner, Rubthebuddha. (http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/starchild/manowar2.jpg)

MasterKiller
08-15-2003, 01:44 PM
HA HA! I'm the only tough-looking one. The rest of you guys look like sissies.

norther practitioner
08-15-2003, 01:44 PM
Hey, at least i have a tat, and am not wearing the briefesque type garments.....lol, ****, csn, I'll get you back for this one.

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 02:24 PM
Actually, Im the guy with the owl, and where the hell did you get a pic of my band?!?

:D

Wait a minute.... Why are you looking around for pictures of men in leather underwear CSN?
:eek:

rubthebuddha
08-15-2003, 02:27 PM
i'm worried. i'm apparently wearing tight, wight undergarments that have sequins.

SEQUINS. :(










i think i'm going to cry. :(

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 02:29 PM
HAHAHA!

If thats the case tho, Id be wearing studded black leather... Those guys look like the village people gone 80's metal.

Edit: can you imagine how lame it would have been to be "James christ, brother of jesus"?
hehehe
:)
"James christ!? Can you turn water to wine?"
"Nah, thats my brother. I smoke weed and make bread."

MasterKiller
08-15-2003, 02:34 PM
RTB,
Go ahead and cry. Every rock band needs a sissie-boy that the touchy-feely girls can relate to. You'll be the "sensitive" one.

Chang Style Novice
08-15-2003, 02:36 PM
Hey, calm down now. All of those guys are immune to being choked out by Royce. You can't choke someone out if you're peeing your pants from hysterical laughter, after all.

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 02:42 PM
Sh!!!ttt...... Bet those guys got a bank account fatter than Jabba the hutt....

Bahahaha... Im off of work. Peaceout!RTB's sensitive woman gettin skillz (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail59.html)

:D

MasterKiller
08-15-2003, 02:55 PM
For some reason, I get the feeling SD looks more like this guy.

rubthebuddha
08-15-2003, 02:57 PM
well, i have to admit -- CSN got us on that one, and we should give him our congratulations. (http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/peopleOK/yourock.jpg).








:o

shaolin kungfu
08-15-2003, 02:58 PM
I think he looks more like this (http://www.free-market.net/images/features/spotlight/marijuana-movement.jpg)

norther practitioner
08-15-2003, 02:58 PM
lmfao:D

Chang Style Novice
08-15-2003, 03:06 PM
I can see it now - SD ridin' gangsta through the hood bumpin' Northern State (http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/NorthernState/mp3/thousandwords_excerpt.mp3)...

M_ArtsMargie
08-15-2003, 03:27 PM
YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY!!!LOL

I have way to much fun just reading. LOL

Sponge bob is not really my idol guys. really..here's my real hehehe
Did you know they are coming out with a Goonies 2?IDOL (http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/lounge/2456/payne.html)

Chang Style Novice
08-15-2003, 03:39 PM
Ralphie Ciffaretto was in The Goonies!?!?

Man, my world is shaken to the core.

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 03:43 PM
lofl... RTB once again demonstrates his testicular fortitude in the art of link-fu.

CSN, hows zilker park these days? Ill be up that way in a couple weeks.

That whole "Sponge" thing brings up another question about what sponge bob does in his liesure time......
...
:eek:
Anyways, Im outs. Gonna go... do... SD things.
Peace.
:D

norther practitioner
08-15-2003, 03:44 PM
Data.... from the goonies, I think the only other movie he was in was with Bolo Yeung... Breathing fire or something of the sort.

norther practitioner
08-15-2003, 04:07 PM
I'm in the middle of reading the script....:rolleyes:
I think it would be funny just to see what all these b listers look like now...lol

rubthebuddha
08-15-2003, 04:21 PM
bolo's boobs probably sag like there's no tomorrow, but that's just a guess.

Chang Style Novice
08-15-2003, 04:59 PM
I don't really get to Zilker much, SD, as I have no car and live in Allandale.

I'd love to see Joey Pants go all Ralphie on those kids. Man, they wouldn't know what hit them.

Sopranos Vs. Goonies!

chen zhen
08-16-2003, 04:08 AM
Bottom, from the left: SD, NP, CSN. middle: Oso. Top: Dunno:p (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RT3K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
CSN & SD ridin thru (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0209144/2.jpg)
FUUUUUUCCKKK (http://mediapolis.com.ru/alphabet/p/penn_sean/foto/penn_blonde_sm.jpg)
FUUCK, this is like the best movie-poster ever!!:D:D (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000035Z3J.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Coach Bigot part 2. (http://www.theromp.net/romptheater/coachbigot/2.php¨)
"What are u? A bunch'o f@gs?"
:p

Xebsball
08-16-2003, 08:04 AM
(good news, i found my lost old metallica and steve vai cds)

chen zhen,
word on the streets is that you disaprove my postings on ORA and that you dont luvs me anymore :(

So ill have to sing a song:

:o
"Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Things are not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can’t be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now he’s gone

No one but me can save myself, but it’s too late
Now I can’t think, think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye"
:o

Xebsball
08-16-2003, 08:15 AM
amazarray strikes again!!

now im thinking... he should be stopped... :mad: (im creeping death)

chen zhen
08-16-2003, 11:16 AM
No, how could u ever think that! I'm just gonna get rid of the few threads that have'nt gotten any replies, since they will just fill up space.
Dun be hatin!:)

rubthebuddha
08-18-2003, 10:31 AM
slackers!

i found this thread halfway down page two.

for shame. :mad:

SevenStar
08-18-2003, 10:53 AM
I haven't checked this thread since like post 3000. What have I missed?

chen zhen
08-18-2003, 11:01 AM
Absolutely nothing






;)

Shaolin-Do
08-18-2003, 12:06 PM
Youve missed a lot of....


THIS!!!!!!!!


Are you surprised now?

rubthebuddha
08-18-2003, 12:37 PM
not much. the spankings are rare, and chang style just kicked all our asses in a game of "post a picture of the dudes in their glam-rock days." :mad:

for that, however, he will be OWN3D (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20030817/450TOPIX_WUSA.jpg).



no reason for this post. i just wanted to put up that pic. here's another:

own3d, the sequel (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20030817/450WORLD_CHAMPIONSHIPS.jpg).

Chang Style Novice
08-18-2003, 12:53 PM
Walter Sobchek sez "Bowling is superior."

rubthebuddha
08-18-2003, 01:03 PM
i heard he choked royce out at one of the earlier UFCs

Shaolin-Do
08-18-2003, 01:08 PM
I choked out royce with my shoe laces and a half eaten alvacado.

chen zhen
08-18-2003, 01:15 PM
Advo-Kato is the right word...;)

Nice av, CSN.. gotta love that movie.:D

Chang Style Novice
08-18-2003, 01:21 PM
Mark it a zero, Smokey, or you will enter a WORLD.

OF.

PAIN.

CaptinPickAxe
08-18-2003, 01:42 PM
gotta love the Big Lebowski.

M_ArtsMargie
08-18-2003, 06:18 PM
Hey....guys. Moved out alerady....yea...it's good. nice place. but my back is of course at a major ache right now. Good thing i'm going to the chiropractor.

I just seen that movie "Freddy VS. Jason" That movie was more funny than scary. And a bit of advice.....do not go to movie theatre to see it.....wait till it comes out on dvd or cable. :o

PHILBERT
08-18-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Hey....guys. Moved out alerady....yea...it's good. nice place. but my back is of course at a major ache right now. Good thing i'm going to the chiropractor.

I just seen that movie "Freddy VS. Jason" That movie was more funny than scary. And a bit of advice.....do not go to movie theatre to see it.....wait till it comes out on dvd or cable. :o

I saw that movie last Friday on my birthday with my friends. We were laughing our butts off all through it, whispering to one another (very quietly) who we think will die next and how they die.

I gotta say my favorite part had to be when that pot head (SD came to mind when I saw him) falls asleep and that worm/dog hybrid comes out with the bong to help smoke with him.

The biggest thing I hated was the rude ******* behind us. He kept talking through the movie, whisper is one thing but he flat out was talking. When the thing for the "Don't spoil the movie by adding your own soundtrack" came on he just said "Yeah, don't talk". One of my friend's little brother told him to shut up.

shaolin kungfu
08-18-2003, 09:06 PM
I've come to realise that david hasselhoff is the devil (http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml)

PHILBERT
08-18-2003, 11:25 PM
After looking at this IMAGE (http://www.lebedentag.de/images/paper/david.jpg), I came to realize David Hasselhoff is the devil.

And after looking at this IMAGE (http://www.thosebears.com/images/davidhasseloff.jpg), I lost my ability to sustain an erection without viagra.