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chen zhen
08-19-2003, 07:01 AM
P, u aint seen nuddin yet! (http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/DavidWallpaper2.jpg)
Oh lord, have mercy upon my soul.. (http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/DavidWallpaper13.jpg)
I'm gettin sick.. (http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/DavidWallpaper4.jpg)
OH...MY.....F*CKING.......GOD!!! (http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/DavidWallpaper3.jpg)
How gay...? (http://www.anzwers.org/free/capitol2002/Images/artchdh.jpg)
But if he's the devil, how does that explain the thing around his neck? (http://mervius.com/features/monsters_inc_premiere/david_hasselhoff.jpg)
David Hasselhoff & his friend PHILBERT.....:p;) (http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/hasselhoff.jpg)

PHILBERT
08-19-2003, 12:50 PM
See, none of those were frightening scary. They were creepy, as are most photos of David Hasselhoff.

This however is the scariest of them all. (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300)

Golden Arms
08-19-2003, 01:01 PM
I dont think I posted this on the board, but believe it or not....Last time I went to Hawaii, I was running around with one of my friends that nannies at the Four Seasons, and I ran into David Hasslehoff face to face, with a bunch of kids! This was just 5 days after I worked out next to NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR at my gym though!

FatherDog
08-19-2003, 01:06 PM
All shall bow before the majesty of The Hoff.

chen zhen
08-19-2003, 01:21 PM
Tha Hoffmeister;)

Hey, cant see that scariest pic of them all. Just a white screen...?
But hell, maybe its better that way..:eek::D

shaolin kungfu
08-19-2003, 01:42 PM
It's a video of Grand High Preistess Hasselhoff singing while demonstrating light body kungfu.

Design Sifu
08-19-2003, 02:02 PM
hasn't that video been on this thred like 3 times now...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

FatherDog
08-19-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
hasn't that video been on this thred like 3 times now...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And it keeps getting better every time!

M_ArtsMargie
08-19-2003, 03:19 PM
checkTHIS (http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf) out. LOL

shaolin kungfu
08-19-2003, 03:22 PM
HAHAHA:D

Im going to have that theme song in my head for a long time:D

rubthebuddha
08-20-2003, 09:15 AM
speaking of beery goodness, pay close attention to the buffalo theory. (http://playfulkitten.crosswinds.net/funny/buffalotheory.html).

MasterKiller
08-20-2003, 09:38 AM
I liked this one:

Appropriate times to say f@ck (http://playfulkitten.crosswinds.net/funny/appswearing.html)

norther practitioner
08-20-2003, 02:29 PM
MAM, MK...Both of those are classics...:D
I haven't seen that f#$k one in a while...


on another note, my network got fried from a few viruses the last few days :mad:

Shaolin-Do
08-20-2003, 02:35 PM
My Bad azz mofo of a PC has been in the shop for 2 weeks now cause of that sh!t.
Good news tho, is that homeboy who works at the computer shop saved everything on my hard drive
:) :) :)

shaolin kungfu
08-20-2003, 04:20 PM
HAHA! My computer is impervious to viruses! I laugh at their pathetic atempts to infect me!:D

Shaolin-Do
08-20-2003, 04:39 PM
Yeah, I thought mine was too.
got it back now tho.

Shaolin-Do
08-20-2003, 07:45 PM
We all knew something was up when CSN started talking about opening up a "garage"...

chen zhen
08-21-2003, 08:46 AM
:D


He didnt open a gardening-tools shop..? (http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/dirtyhoefunnysign.jpg)

SD on his job (http://www.thefunnypage.com/signs/beggar_sign.jpg)

another funny sign (http://www.thefunnypage.com/signs/spit_sign.jpg)

hmm.. more funny signs coming up!:D

MasterKiller
08-21-2003, 09:07 AM
I just wanted to be viewer # 50,000 on this thread.


















woohoo.

norther practitioner
08-21-2003, 09:35 AM
Are we there yet!

Are we there yet!

How much longer...:D

Just be glad those deadlines are only up to your neck.

M_ArtsMargie
08-21-2003, 03:46 PM
HEY guys...supper?

:p

got game? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/992003.html)

norther practitioner
08-21-2003, 04:00 PM
Szechuan shrimp and chicken (home made) with broc., onion, and rice...:D
Looking foward to it...

M_ArtsMargie
08-21-2003, 05:29 PM
HEHEHHE (http://www.calstatela.edu/orgs/mac/humor.html#j1)

Volcano Admim
08-21-2003, 08:57 PM
And with all fibers of his being I say

My relevance is expressed by the fact that all the most important things in life can be burned


It is, then, about time i get recognition for who I am and what i represent in the end.
I am more than a troll.

rubthebuddha
08-21-2003, 10:47 PM
water's pretty important, and that can't be burned. ;)

Volcano Admim
08-22-2003, 06:35 AM
your loved ones can be burned, are they most important than water? or not?
would you trade a woman you love for 5 glasses of water? would you trade your loving parents, brothers, sisters? what if you were on the desert?

most water on the planet is dirty anyway, you should not post questions that disseminate doubts about my true value just because hate took over your heart for a moment.

chen zhen
08-22-2003, 07:04 AM
:cool:

MasterKiller
08-22-2003, 09:43 AM
water's pretty important, and that can't be burned Except in Cleveland.

norther practitioner
08-22-2003, 04:10 PM
It is easy to clean water though.. well in small quantities

rubthebuddha
08-22-2003, 05:15 PM
volcano -- humans are almost entirely water, so only a fraction of us can be truly burned.

besides, hate has never taken over my heart. spite, perhaps, but it has to contest with sarcasm to gain sway. :p

Volcano Admim
08-22-2003, 09:40 PM
"How happy is the human soul
not enslaved by dull control
Left to dream and roam and play
shed the guilt of former days

Walking on the foggy shore
Watch the waves come rolling home
Through the veil of pale moonlight
My shadow stretches out his hand"


Human life is fragile. You never need to fully destroy to bring chaos large enough to culminate in suffering and death. Burn the heart and the legs will no longer support the body.

Volcano Admim
08-22-2003, 10:31 PM
her eyes
she's on the dark side

neutralize
(every man inside)
every man inside

we love you love you love you love you love you love you love you

Volcano Admim
08-24-2003, 10:06 PM
you are all a bunch of hobophobics

Shaolin-Do
08-24-2003, 10:12 PM
superf*ckingcalif*ckingfragif*ckinglisticf*ckingex pialif*ckingdocious


Words spoken to me by a wise man.

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 03:08 PM
SLACKERS!

I found this about to slip onto page two.

:mad:

norther practitioner
08-25-2003, 03:28 PM
I think that whole VA exchange thing brought this thread down a notch... any big plans for anyone this coming weekend? It is Labor day you know.:D

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 03:31 PM
Jim Rome tour stop in austin.
3 hours of tailgating.
Loads of drunken UT b!tches everywhere!
hehehe....
:)

M_ArtsMargie
08-25-2003, 03:53 PM
Did anything exciting happen this weekend guys? We went dancing on saturday night. that was fun. The only thing bad was the girls hat'n. yuck...!!!! y can't girls just worry about themselves. dang..i can never go out with out a girl hate'n. so you know what i did. ...heheheh? I just pretend i'm lesbian and then they back off. lol. works everytime.

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 03:56 PM
Lesbians are hot :)
Probably gets the dude quicker too... hehehe
Unless hes one of those "My girl wants a 3some but I dont" losers off Jenny Jones.
:)
Nothin real exciting... Had too much to drink and passed out at 5am like every weekend... :)

norther practitioner
08-25-2003, 03:59 PM
Moved a few friends, training, putting together a glass table after splitting a bottle was interesting to say the least though. Dancing, that reminds me, I think there are a few DJs coming to town soon that me and my friends will go see, dancing usually insues...:D
Girly haters... there funny,
"I know she isn't talking to him,"

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 04:05 PM
"there are a few DJs coming to town soon that me and my friends will go see,"

?
Like who?

norther practitioner
08-25-2003, 04:15 PM
http://www.snakepitdenver.com/main.html

Hype....

There are a few other shows coming soon too, don't have the info in front of me...:D

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 04:19 PM
Ugh... That site sent my brain swirling into the ecstacy and acid induced haze that was my sop****re year in high school... Yes I said High-school.
:)
Denver sure does have lots of good lookin wimmins...

norther practitioner
08-25-2003, 04:24 PM
Denver sure does have lots of good lookin wimmins...

In just about every scene too... :D
That club will make your head spin sometimes too.. it is really small, but pulls the best Jungle DJs in the world on a very regular basis.

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 04:29 PM
"That club will make your head spin sometimes too.."

I always thought that was the robypnol someone slipped in my drink?
:confused:












:D

rubthebuddha
08-25-2003, 04:32 PM
uh oh, looks like ewallace's cover is broken. :D

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 04:35 PM
DOH!
:eek:

Volcano Admim
08-25-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
I think that whole VA exchange thing brought this thread down a notch... any big plans for anyone this coming weekend? It is Labor day you know.:D

kid,
VA is both SPECIAL and secret

I hope you realise that
"In Hong Kong you'd already be dead" ;)

Volcano Admim
08-25-2003, 05:11 PM
who said High School?
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=17625&highlight=volcano+high

Shaolin-Do
08-25-2003, 09:54 PM
I graduated class of '42 @ volcano High.

norther practitioner
08-26-2003, 11:29 AM
kid,
Please don't refer to me as, "kid."

And if you are referring to yourself as special, then I'd say yes you are, in the short bus type of way....

PHILBERT
08-26-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Did anything exciting happen this weekend guys? We went dancing on saturday night. that was fun. The only thing bad was the girls hat'n. yuck...!!!! y can't girls just worry about themselves. dang..i can never go out with out a girl hate'n. so you know what i did. ...heheheh? I just pretend i'm lesbian and then they back off. lol. works everytime.

I had my birthday party Saturday Night. My brother bought me Black Belt Tae Kwon Do, a book I had already read, so I took it back and got Comprehensive Analysis of Shaolin Chin Na instead. I also got like $200 cash (went right into my text books today).

Oh yeah, I also talked to you on the phone Monday afternoon when I called up the store asking a question. :D

Volcano Admim
08-26-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner

Please don't refer to me as, "kid."

And if you are referring to yourself as special, then I'd say yes you are, in the short bus type of way....

OK kiddo :)

what is a short bus?
it is true sometimes on buses when i am sitting my legs dont fit right cos they long legs and there is few space for em, that true, true that

shaolin kungfu
08-26-2003, 09:16 PM
Thank you VA, for my new sig.

Volcano Admim
08-26-2003, 09:19 PM
my pleasure

are you a female?

Shaolin-Do
08-27-2003, 08:16 AM
"brother bought me Black Belt Tae Kwon Do"

I had to read this a few times... kept reading it
"brother bought me a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do"
hehehe
:D

did you get comprehensive applications of shaolin chin na?
Or Complete analysis of shaolin chin na?

Both are great books IMO, the first covers a little more however.

MasterKiller
08-27-2003, 11:48 AM
Will someone please tell Xebsball...er...Volcano Admin to shorten his godd@mn signature.

norther practitioner
08-27-2003, 11:56 AM
Amen to MK...

Hope you enjoy your chi na books and hope you liked your b-day Philbert...

PHILBERT
08-27-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
"brother bought me Black Belt Tae Kwon Do"

I had to read this a few times... kept reading it
"brother bought me a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do"
hehehe
:D

did you get comprehensive applications of shaolin chin na?
Or Complete analysis of shaolin chin na?

Both are great books IMO, the first covers a little more however.

Comprehensive Applications of Shaolin Chin Na (Qin Na: The Practical Defense of Chinese Seizing Arts for All Martial arts Styles) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/094087136X/qid=1062021001/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/104-2809452-0203155?v=glance&s=books)

np, yes, I did enjoy the party. The actual birthday itself sucked though. I will enjoy alot more though when my stuff arrives in the mail that I ordered. :D

Volcano Admim
08-27-2003, 05:12 PM
I am not a god**** Xebsball monkey!! :mad:

My signature stays, and screw you

M_ArtsMargie
08-27-2003, 05:30 PM
Hey Philbert***I talked to you? When and what where you asking? How come you did not say who you were? Oh well. ...next time. Glad you had somewhat of a good birthday. Though it may have sucked...trust me getting older and the birthday parties when that does happen...mayb be even more sucky. Hopefully not for you. I just speak from experience. lol

Hey NP**How you been?

Has anyone seen gang of New york? It was ok movie...kind of slow...but good. More of a guy film. I recently watched "happy Gilmore" again the other day. I just love Adam Sandler in this movie. He is just hilarious. And the way he loses his temper...lol.
Has anyone seen Anger Managment yet? I haven't and I want to know if it's worth watching. I heard it was pretty good

M_ArtsMargie
08-27-2003, 05:32 PM
ok guys....how is everyone? I'm starting to feel like a stranger in this thread. wa wa wa :(
some one save me. lol
i'm drowning.

PHILBERT
08-27-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Hey Philbert***I talked to you? When and what where you asking? How come you did not say who you were? Oh well. ...next time. Glad you had somewhat of a good birthday. Though it may have sucked...trust me getting older and the birthday parties when that does happen...mayb be even more sucky. Hopefully not for you. I just speak from experience. lol...

Ok, I gathered up $76 from my birthday money and ordered some stuff. The thing was, remember when we talked a few months ago, I asked how to order online and you said print out the page? Well I kind of forgot, so I called. Originally I wasn't going to say "Hey get Margie", cause that would be kinda creepy. The guy who answered, I asked him about it and said that you told me what to do. He didn't quite know and so he forwarded it to you and you picked up and said right off the bat "You want to know about ordering online without using a credit card?" or something like that. There wasn't an opportunity to say "Hey Margie, it's Philbert." So I just played it out.

P.S. you have an beautiful voice. :p

norther practitioner
08-28-2003, 09:28 AM
Ma... Mar...Margie, is that you? lol.... hey alls good here, drowning? Whats up with that? Work keeping you busy? I'm sure plenty of the guys in your office wouldn't mind jumping right in and bringing you to shore, albeit to give you mouth to mouth, but I'm sure there good guys all the same.. :D ;)

norther practitioner
08-28-2003, 09:45 AM
Hey NP**How you been?
Good, but I'd be better if they banned a few of these tools that have been lurking the last few weeks...:D


Has anyone seen gang of New york? It was ok movie...kind of slow...but good. More of a guy film. I recently watched "happy Gilmore" again the other day. I just love Adam Sandler in this movie. He is just hilarious. And the way he loses his temper...lol.


I really liked GoNY... go figure. Adam and Jack in Anger Mgmt. is good, not awsome, but much better than average compared to recent comedies.:) I watched LOTR two towers the other night.. thats a pretty cool flick, even if your not into dwarves and crap (plus having an 82" screen to watch it on is dope).

Chang Style Novice
08-28-2003, 12:50 PM
Meanwhile, elsewhere on the internet, I'm brainstorming with some friends about the best approach for marketing a pizza parlor/funeral parlor. (http://peoplesforum.com/cgi-bin/forum?14@@.3eb4e7d1/3519)

MasterKiller
08-28-2003, 12:57 PM
Wasn't that an episode of Duke's of Hazard?

Chang Style Novice
08-28-2003, 01:13 PM
Yeah, but it was from the disastrous Coy and Vance season after Bo and Luke left the show, so almost no-one remembers it.

norther practitioner
08-28-2003, 01:38 PM
That explains why MK brought it up...:D

That is somewhat of a disturbing idea.... pizza creamatory:eek:

Shaolin-Do
08-28-2003, 01:42 PM
Watched LoTR 2 towers last night... f*ckin cool movie. Right when I thought it was gonna start to suck, it got cooler.
:)

a pizza creamatory? mmm... Nothin makes me hungry like lookin at dead folks.
Edit: to say the least, I would be very sketchy about the cheese at said establishment.
:eek:

MasterKiller
08-28-2003, 01:52 PM
That explains why MK brought it up... I work with a guy who is big DOH fan. He even bought a beat up old 69 Dodge Charger, which he plans to restore and paint like the General Lee. Currently, it's on cinder blocks in his front yard, something you wouldn't expect from a rabid DOH fan in Oklahoma.

Judge Pen
08-28-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
I work with a guy who is big DOH fan. He even bought a beat up old 69 Dodge Charger, which he plans to restore and paint like the General Lee. Currently, it's on cinder blocks in his front yard,

Are you sure he's not from Tennessee?

norther practitioner
08-28-2003, 02:11 PM
JP, you have to remember, a lot of the country is back country...:D

I couldn't tell you all the things I saw on my drive from upstate NY to Denver.

Shaolin-Do
08-28-2003, 02:33 PM
"it's on cinder blocks in his front yard,"

Sounds like most of downtown SA. Broke azz car and a weight bench, scattered 40 bottles, the front yard decor of any true "lil homie".

M_ArtsMargie
08-29-2003, 11:45 AM
Philbert***That was you. I remember. Thanks for the compliment. You know, in that picture, you look alot older than 20. more like 25 or something. Yea..next time you place an order..feel free to ask for me. I just can't chat for the whole time though. but nothing wrong with saying hi. That goes for everyone else. feel free to ask for me.

NP***wow...an 82" screen tv. Lucky. I just got a 35 inch tv...that is pretty big than what i used to have. I used to have a 32 inch. but my brother swoopt it from me. What a chicken head.

I have seen twin towers on a boot leg. It was good. I can't wait to see it again. My roomate just bought one..so i'll bumb it from her. he he he.

Hey CSN**how you doing?

MasterKiller
08-29-2003, 11:46 AM
I have a 32-in.........

























when I fold it in half. :D

M_ArtsMargie
08-29-2003, 11:48 AM
NP***do you like Sean paul?

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 11:49 AM
And multiply it by 16.
:eek:

Edit : i dunno if that was supposed to be nasty or not. Never know with mk. :D

I got a 36" HDTV.
:p

MasterKiller
08-29-2003, 11:51 AM
That would be 512-in. :eek:


Who do you think I am, Sevenstar?

M_ArtsMargie
08-29-2003, 11:51 AM
wo there master killer. Some people may take that the wrong way. lol:p

Shaolin do**are you refering multiplied by 16 to yours or master killers?:p hehehe

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 11:53 AM
Sorry... Divide by.
DOH!
Im working on very little sleep, and still havent eaten today. :(

I wish I had a ... 576" tv.

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 11:58 AM
Btw, howdy margie. hows it goin?

Im hungry like an ox. AND I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A BEAR THAT HAS THE STRENGTH OF TWO BEARS!
(just thought Id remind you)
:D

Im off to get some food... Peaceout.

M_ArtsMargie
08-29-2003, 11:58 AM
I'm NOT BAd



























I'm an angel!:D

M_ArtsMargie
08-29-2003, 12:00 PM
Shaolin do***I'm doing good. Wow...your so strong. And I so like that. ;) lol

M_ArtsMargie
08-29-2003, 12:00 PM
How are you doing?>

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 12:02 PM
"That would be 512-in. "
D@mnit...
I was right the first time.

It = undefined

"I have a 32-in.........
when I fold it in half"
"and multiply by 16"

That would mean.... 4/2=2x16 = 32. Aha!

:eek:

Edit: "And I so like that" Eat your heart out, NP. :rolleyes:
Nah, Im doin good. But Im procrastinating. Must get food. No more proving MK wrong. :eek: Gotta cash check too. Be back in an hour or so. :)

MasterKiller
08-29-2003, 12:07 PM
Actually, if it's 32-in. when folded in half, then multiplied by 16 as you suggested, that equals 512.

32 X 16 = 512.

The implication was that it is really 64-in.

You smoked away too many brain cells last weekend.

shaolin kungfu
08-29-2003, 12:19 PM
A little flash video I thought was pretty.

I dont think this needs a warning (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/good.php)

norther practitioner
08-29-2003, 01:06 PM
Somewhat... I used to spin some Raggae, along with Hip-Hop (primarily old school), breakbeat, and some funky house. Stuff like that is fun to dance to, especially when there are a lot of ladies in the house.:D

norther practitioner
08-29-2003, 01:21 PM
" Eat your heart out, NP. :rolleyes:
Whatever dude... You've seen what I have to deal with here in Colorado :D .... Geez, after looking at that math I'm sure glad you guys don't try to do my job...lol :D

Oh, and for the record I'm stonger than a freight train... and those take out families of bears :D

32" inseam maybe:rolleyes:

Volcano Admim
08-29-2003, 01:29 PM
WE GONNA KICK OUT THE JAMS!!!

YEEEH!!!

KICK OUT THE JAMS!!!!!

Chang Style Novice
08-29-2003, 01:31 PM
I'm mostly ok, Margie. Thanks for asking.

Volcano Admim
08-29-2003, 01:45 PM
mostly mainly for the most part?

MasterKiller
08-29-2003, 01:47 PM
Volcano Admim mostly comes out at night, mostly.

Volcano Admim
08-29-2003, 01:50 PM
LOL :D


recognize ;)

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 02:23 PM
Yes Np, I know that. It was a joke.
ha ha. ?
:)

Anyhow... The situation is gettin real good here anyways. Not quite as good a situation as you got there, but a good one none the less.

Volcano Admim goes bump in the night?

MasterKiller
08-29-2003, 02:24 PM
It's from Aliens......

The little girl tells Ripley, "They mostly come out at night, mostly...."

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 02:26 PM
S. I c d b. d u c d b?

PHILBERT
08-29-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Philbert***That was you. I remember. Thanks for the compliment. You know, in that picture, you look alot older than 20. more like 25 or something. Yea..next time you place an order..feel free to ask for me. I just can't chat for the whole time though. but nothing wrong with saying hi. That goes for everyone else. feel free to ask for me...

25? :D That's a new one for me. My brother who is in that photo turns 25 this year. That is my neice btw (I have 4 brothers). He isn't the father though. I don't hold my neice much because she cries whenever I hold her for some reason.

And yes, I will most definately remember to call you next time I order. :)

PHILBERT
08-29-2003, 02:44 PM
Save for the little boy, that is me and my 4 older brothers. The guy with the white tie on was the groom (and the father of the little girl in that other photo).

Also, from right to left, you have the order in brothers IF you just switch me (second on the left) with the guy on the far left around. Then it would be order of birth.

norther practitioner
08-29-2003, 03:12 PM
No wonder you study Philbert... all those older brothers to pound the crap out of you... I have two older sisters, they stopped messing with me when I threw one of them in the snow from the porch... :D

Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 03:17 PM
threw? :)

I have one older brother, his enormous friends on football team liked to use me for a wrestling dummy when I was young.
hehehe
:)

Volcano Admim
08-29-2003, 08:59 PM
MK, you be awfully familiar u know :cool:

are you what one thinks you are?

PHILBERT
08-29-2003, 10:04 PM
Nah, I didn't really fight with them alot, except Corey (the one from the original pic with the baby). Occasionally I fought some others, but Corey and I got in a fight daily. I slammed his head into a wall and sat on his head, we were always fighting.

David Jamieson
08-30-2003, 02:16 PM
*bink...ttt

norther practitioner
08-30-2003, 03:45 PM
I slammed his head into a wall and sat on his head, we were always fighting.

Nothing like a little brotherly love.:D

PHILBERT
08-30-2003, 09:03 PM
Aye, none of my brothers will do anything now to me because they are afraid I'll beat them to a bloody pulp. At the wedding, when my brother was throwing the bride's belt thing, the bride said "Now no one beat each other up to get it." and I said "I REFUSE to catch it, I won't even try to catch it."

PHILBERT
08-30-2003, 10:23 PM
I never said I would rip it outta my oldest brother's hands in the blink of an eye. I didn't even think about it, I just did it. Everyone was laughing because I stopped, and just looked at it, staring, thinking "OMG..."

My brother's best friend (who is the brother of the bride, takes the whole "Hey man your sister is HOT" to a freaky new level) has a girlfriend and she said "Be sure he catches it!" so I turned around and said "Here dude, you can have it." Everyone was laughing, then someone came over and put it on my head.

My other brother Greg (pictured somewhere in the back above my right shoulder, you can see the upper part of his face) was the next to marry.

I love that photo though, I didn't realize the photographer caught it just right, because to be quite honest I didn't see my hand move and neither did anyone else. It was literally an explosive reaction, I didn't even stop the think about it.

And this was before all my Kung Fu training mind you, about 2 months before I started Wing Chun. :D

FatherDog
08-31-2003, 09:40 PM
Hey, Gene! I've just had a fabulous idea for a movie. Can you get in touch with Master Tu (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html) and ask him if he'd be willing to star opposite Chow Yun Fat and Sean William Scott in "Bulletproof Monk 2: Bulletproof Junk"?

Chang Style Novice
09-01-2003, 10:51 PM
Back to horrible sea creatures - check out the Vampire Squid!

Vampire Squid 1 (http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues96/may96/images/vampire.jpg)
Vampire Squid 2 (http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues96/may96/images/vampireinverted.jpg)
close up of a vampire squid eyeball (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/suckers/images/bigeye.jpg)
Vampire Squid 3 (http://www.earlham.edu/~warrech/vampiresquid3.jpg)
Vampire Squid 4 (http://www.curator.org/LegacyVMNH/images/invertebrates/Vampyromorph1.jpg)
Vampire squid tentacles glow in the dark (http://www.lifesci.ucsb.edu/~biolum/organism/pictures/vamptentfluor.jpg)
Vampire squid movie clip (http://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/shape_of_life/ep6_clip.mpg)

Also, it spits glowing blue mucus when threatened.

Serpent
09-01-2003, 10:56 PM
Now that is very cool!

Chang Style Novice
09-01-2003, 11:04 PM
is the clip working for you? It was an embedded quicktime file on the page I found it on, so I went into source code and hunted the url. When I click it here, it makes my browser crash, but it loads automatically on the page I stole it from (where it also seems to stolen from elsewhere, but I don't know where or I'd link directly to it.)

edit - does that make sense or just sound like random babbling?

Serpent
09-01-2003, 11:11 PM
It does sound like random babbling, but I'm used to that from you.

And I can't answer the question anyway, as I didn't check the movie file, only the pics. My employers are monitoring data flow over the net at the moment, so I'm not downloading anything too big in the hope of staying under the radar.

I tell ya, work sure is a lot more boring these days.

norther practitioner
09-02-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by FatherDog
Hey, Gene! I've just had a fabulous idea for a movie. Can you get in touch with Master Tu (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html) and ask him if he'd be willing to star opposite Chow Yun Fat and Sean William Scott in "Bulletproof Monk 2: Bulletproof Junk"?


LMFAO...:D

Cool find CSN, relative?

GeneChing
09-02-2003, 10:23 AM
np - I address your pic on the Kung Fu Tai Chi thread...:cool:

norther practitioner
09-02-2003, 11:06 AM
Thanks Gene...:D

Design Sifu
09-03-2003, 12:48 PM
Alright, you all deserve a bit of Zombie infestation (http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/)

hint: press the G on your keyboard so you can see GREEN zombies...

enjoy...

norther practitioner
09-03-2003, 01:05 PM
Geez, well maybe if there was a certain presence here...:D

MasterKiller
09-03-2003, 01:06 PM
That's the worst zombie infestation simulator I've ever seen.

PHILBERT
09-03-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
That's the worst zombie infestation simulator I've ever seen.

Likewise. I couldn't understand what was going on.

Now where's my old copy of Final Doom?

Design Sifu
09-03-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
That's the worst zombie infestation simulator I've ever seen.

Well how many HAVE you seen?

post some Links!!!

M_ArtsMargie
09-03-2003, 05:33 PM
kewl philbert***good thing you had fun. I went to my first chinese wedding...and that was an experience. I think my mom and i were only white people there. lol

Did you guys hear about the 'supposinly ufo' sighting in La?

rubthebuddha
09-03-2003, 05:57 PM
margie -- it was a vessel transporting gary coleman back to the mother ship so he can review progress on their master plan.

Serpent
09-03-2003, 06:06 PM
There's a lot of UFO activity in Cairns in Northern Queensland apparently. All centred around one small town apparently.

Interdimensional Energy Vortex or Particularly Brutal Batch of Moonshine?

You decide.

Volcano Admim
09-03-2003, 08:22 PM
gentle impulssion

shakes me

makes me lighter

PHILBERT
09-03-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
margie -- it was a vessel transporting gary coleman back to the mother ship so he can review progress on their master plan.

And that would be what? Being the most laughed at celebrity ever, become a security guard, beat up women who want your autograph then run for governor of California against a guy 3 times your height and 10 times your muscle size?

Volcano Admim
09-03-2003, 08:44 PM
In my dreams I'm dying all the time
As I wake its kaleidoscopic mind

Chang Style Novice
09-03-2003, 09:01 PM
I liked the second zombie infestation program a lot better - the one where the humans have a choice to fight the zombies. But I think it's still flawed. A human who kills a zombie should have a better than 50% chance against his next zombie, and it should take more to panic him. Also, humans should calm down after a while and if they see a human kill a zombie, their chances to kill them should go up, too.

Volcano Admim
09-03-2003, 09:46 PM
theres coke in your nose then
theres a zombie (living dead) on your pants

norther practitioner
09-04-2003, 09:51 AM
Did you guys hear about the 'supposinly ufo' sighting in La?

Go figure :rolleyes: I'm surprised that it didn't get shot down. There was a whole slew of shows on the History channel the other day explaining a lot of the UFO sighings in the U.S.S.R. back in the day...

MasterKiller
09-04-2003, 09:56 AM
A UFO? Elijah Muhammed must've come back to take us 'home' on the Mother Ship.

Oh wait, I meant take Louis Farakhan back....

norther practitioner
09-04-2003, 10:43 AM
I just always called it new school raggae, it is all kinda like that sean paul that margie referenced. Ragga to me is a mix with electronica.. most of it is junglesk, some is a little dance hally... on that note I listen to ragga, we used some in one of our last dance productions as well as some jungle and hip-hop (we even mixed in some M. Jackson for good measure).

rubthebuddha
09-04-2003, 12:35 PM
you mean, THIS louis farrakhan? (http://www.fadetoblack.com/farrakhan/)

norther practitioner
09-04-2003, 12:42 PM
lmfao...:D
I went to a speach given by one of his top guys. Lets just say that I didn't exactly agree with him on all counts.

Shaolin-Do
09-04-2003, 03:39 PM
I keep gettin in trouble with the new ladies at school cause I suck with names... :(
Broads always know who I am tho... Bah. D@mn their non stonified short term memories. I gotta start writing things down or somethin.... :)

Chang Style Novice
09-04-2003, 03:44 PM
Try looking at faces and not at tits. Then you'll know them as "Imogene" "Louise" and "Wanda" rather than "That chick with the big ones" "That chick with the perky ones" and "That chick with the dainty ones" and they'll know you as "that guy who always reeks like weed" and not "that guy who's always starting at my chest."

Shaolin-Do
09-04-2003, 03:46 PM
Actually... I remember faces VERY well... Its names Im bad with. And Im "that guy that smells sooo good.... like dank and escatta."

:D
Besides, I always look at the face before the tits, unless their just kinda out there in your face. Cant throw game on the broad if she doesnt make eye contact first. :eek:
:)

rubthebuddha
09-04-2003, 04:25 PM
tips on trying to remember names:

when they are introduced to you as, "hi, i'm carrie," reply with, "nice to meet you, carrie."

that initial address of them will 1. reinforce their name in your head, and 2. give them a chance to correct you if you accidentally heard "terry." calling someone the wrong name when you first meet them isn't bad, but doing it the next time you see them will not earn any brownie points.

also, if you see that person repeatedly that day, each time you see them, say their name in your head to further reinforce it.

norther practitioner
09-04-2003, 04:29 PM
Or just stop embarking on activities that hinder short term memory...:rolleyes:
I'm not great with names either though... My problem comes from when I meet people, it'll be like a room of 25 people, 5 I'll know, the other 20 the intro is like you this is np, np, everyone...

rubthebuddha
09-04-2003, 04:49 PM
and then the people come up later and introduce themselves:

"hi, enpee, i'm rachel. what ethinicity is your name?"




on a serious note, then you observe people, spot the ones you think are twats, and go introduce yourself to the non-twatish ones, and follow my previously described tips. within no time, you'll be the life of the party, even though everyone thinks your name is thai.

Design Sifu
09-04-2003, 05:15 PM
I've found simply stating that you're horrible with names and making an affort to recall it goes a long way...

If you get it correctly then they are flattered and that dramatic pause usually works wonders in getting them sympathetic to your plight.

If you get it wrong chances are you've already won their sympathy and there's little problem in them reminding you.

Judicious use of the Dramatic Pause may even have the nicer one's lending you hints (to which you can say... "no no no don't help me!" or something to that effect)

I've found by doing this I end up being much better with names than I even give myself credit for.

At a party or such it's also a very good idea to use their name often. I good game I've learned is to make the effort to introduce this new person to some you already know thus you gain practice in learning their name (and have someone you know that can remind you later if need be)

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 09:40 AM
lol...
Yeah, I try to always repeat their name... Its still hard to remember tho.

"it'll be like a room of 25 people, 5 I'll know, the other 20 the intro is like you this is np, np, everyone"

So then you gotta introduce yourself to the sexy mammas and then you get in more trouble cause you introduced yourself and still dont remember their names.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

GeneChing
09-05-2003, 10:42 AM
I'm a roots man myself. 'nuf respect to the dancehall, but real dancehall come from yard. roots rock reggae.

MasterKiller
09-05-2003, 10:51 AM
SD,
Just refer to all wimmins as "honey-tits," whether you remember their name or not. You'll be beating them off with a stick.

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 10:55 AM
Honey tits works nearly as well as "b!tch" "Stupid ho" or "f*cking ****".
:eek:
:rolleyes:

norther practitioner
09-05-2003, 11:02 AM
and then the people come up later and introduce themselves:

I go by my initials... which aren't any of the standard ones (JP, TJ, PJ, JR, etc.).. so I get all types of that crap....:D

I've gotten away with DSs suggestion, but it only works so long...

MasterKiller
09-05-2003, 11:08 AM
Honey tits works nearly as well as "b!tch" "Stupid ho" or "f*cking ****". Obviously, you aren't saying it right.

Inflection is everything. :D

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 11:12 AM
Im usually a good enough bullsh!tter to keep them talking till a friend walks by and calls them by name, but when I keep em talking a long time and no friend pulls through... Well that just gets you in more trouble. :)

norther practitioner
09-05-2003, 11:16 AM
Oh, and then of course there is Taiji Legacy, where MK would refer to me as NP.. which was sort of confusing for a minute, as I heard him, was standing right there, but was too caught up in staring at a honey to realize he was talking to me....:D

MasterKiller
09-05-2003, 11:23 AM
I was partial to that redhead with all the Tai Chi weapons.

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 11:27 AM
Most redheads are freaky beyotches. :)

Very few sexy ones however...

norther practitioner
09-05-2003, 11:31 AM
If I'm thinking of the same person.. she was a cutie...
I was thinking of this one woman however, who didn't compete... but I digress

norther practitioner
09-05-2003, 11:43 AM
Hey, you know Gerry made the top 100 or 150 list for guitarists right... put out by rolling stone. Anyhow, I'd rather listen to some Peter Tosh than dancehall as well ;) ..

MasterKiller
09-05-2003, 12:08 PM
There were lots of hotties at Taiji Legacy.

Chang Style Novice
09-05-2003, 12:11 PM
As for the name thing - I live in Austin Texas, and my name is Austin, and people like to say "awesome!" so I spend a lot of time looking around wondering who's talking to me.

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 12:19 PM
Yeah, My name is matt and there are 50,000 of us in SA... Its rediculous....

" There were lots of hotties at Taiji Legacy "

:( :(
Knew I should have went...

MasterKiller
09-05-2003, 01:40 PM
I thought your name was George?

Chang Style Novice
09-05-2003, 01:44 PM
Dunno where you got that idea. Austin Matthew Swinburn, that's me.

MasterKiller
09-05-2003, 01:46 PM
I meant SD.

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 01:48 PM
lol... Nah, furiousgeorge is just my email addy.
Real name is Matt.
:)

FatherDog
09-05-2003, 02:42 PM
I'm Spartacus!

Shaolin-Do
09-05-2003, 03:32 PM
I dont believe in spartacus.
:eek:

Chang Style Novice
09-05-2003, 10:09 PM
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html

Now THAT'S good webtoon!

Ironmantis
09-06-2003, 10:52 AM
I love the qi girls!!!!!

HI QI GIRLS!!!

Can I get a poster!!!

Iron Mantis

Kristoffer
09-06-2003, 10:56 AM
No, you can not have a poster!

Volcano Admim
09-07-2003, 09:17 PM
yeah

here come the rooster

u know we aint gonna dieeeee

GeneChing
09-08-2003, 11:04 AM
What about Bunny? The sole survivor - remember his "Rule Dancehall"? Still a fav song of mine...

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 11:38 AM
Not sure, but my fav. got #1... Jimi Hendrix...
Others up there too that are not in question, don't have the list in front of me.... wait bunny is the last one alive right now... I never realized that. As far as "remembering," well yes I think I know the song of which you speak, but for me it is a thing of only being exposed to this stuff in the last 12 years of my short 25 year life. I remeber the day that I copied two bob albums to tape from a friend, and copied a few cassettes, Two dead albumns, a couple Jimi albumns, and an Allman brothers tape(also on the list). That was the beginning of a good era for myself getting to know rock. Plus prob. the best 6 bucks I ever spent on blank tapes. Unfortunately I think one of the other tapes was like Skid row or something:D

Bunny setlists (http://www.bobmarley.freeserve.co.uk/bunnysetlist.htm)

rubthebuddha
09-08-2003, 12:11 PM
bought a new cell phone this weekend. found the muppets theme and made it my ringtone. now, the muppets theme is stuck in my head. it's driving me insane, but at least it's making me smile while i go batty.

so what's stuck in your head?

Shaolin-Do
09-08-2003, 12:14 PM
My brain, and 2 eyes.

and a rusted fork from my days in the amazon.

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 12:34 PM
F!#$ing Susan Vega... errrrrrrrr

Thanks for bringing it up...

Shaolin-Do
09-08-2003, 12:37 PM
Susan Vega?

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 12:49 PM
Luca, etc..
her name is actually Suzanne... my bad.. but the other poppy song she had was on in some ladies car next to us on the way to lunch, that **** line about the diner and crap...errr.

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 12:51 PM
starts off:

I opened up the paper there's a story about an actor...etc

Tom's Diner I think is the name.

Shaolin-Do
09-08-2003, 01:20 PM
OOOOhhhh...
That song about the dude in that place?
Yeah.
:eek:
:D

Sorry... Still dont know who you're talking about. Is she hot?

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 01:31 PM
amazon (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002GHB/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/104-9482776-5344740?v=glance&s=music&st=*)

Shaolin-Do
09-08-2003, 01:46 PM
Eh? She looks kinda like lurch :eek:
As long as shes got a bangin's body its ok. :)

Dayum... this paper is making me super depressed. :(

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 01:55 PM
smör är alltid smör, även på internet är d alltid smör. LJUUUUUUUUG INTE

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 02:12 PM
:confused:


ok, if you say so.

Shaolin-Do
09-08-2003, 02:27 PM
Yargh, cr@p!
Cant remember any of the filthy sayings our german exchange student taught me back in 11th grade. :(

norther practitioner
09-08-2003, 02:44 PM
You can find them here. (www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/stat.html)

warning.. this might send up red flags on the firewall at work for some of you.

Shaolin-Do
09-08-2003, 02:48 PM
YAY!!!!! CPA found one of my missing pipes!!!!
:D

rubthebuddha
09-09-2003, 10:30 AM
so small, it turned up missing? :confused:

chen zhen
09-09-2003, 10:41 AM
NP: this one is better: http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/

GeneChing
09-09-2003, 10:56 AM
Amusing. Top 100's are always amusing.

Bunny is the only one still alive of the Wailers, unless you count the I-Threes or the band itself. Tosh was shot in a suspicious robbery attempt that was never solved and Bob died of cancer. Toe cancer, no less.

norther practitioner
09-09-2003, 11:03 AM
sweet, I'll add it to my list. I can't get into either of them anymore here at work though.

norther practitioner
09-09-2003, 12:23 PM
Top 100's are always amusing.

Yes they are... :D
I knew all that other stuff, just never thought of it that way...

I got exposed to some great music at a young age, I guess when you grow up down the street from where they had the original woodstock you don't have much of a choice.

GeneChing
09-10-2003, 09:45 AM
I guess that field is still vibrating. Too bad about the last attempt...:(

norther practitioner
09-10-2003, 02:28 PM
I worked several "Woodstock" shows.. one at the original site, then the one about 3.5 hours away in '99... The one in '99 was nice (albeit super hot) until the whole incident started....:D
Distributed T-shirts at the original site, got to meet some cool people, anyhow, I think the whole huge concert in NY thing may be done for a while.

Chang Style Novice
09-10-2003, 04:42 PM
In my view, people who steal from lending libraries should be skinned alive and rolled in rock salt.

rubthebuddha
09-10-2003, 04:45 PM
speaking of which, the UT library just called -- you've had this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0439154049/qid=1063233903/sr=2-3/ref=sr_2_3/102-4500412-5937728) out for the past 13 months.

Chang Style Novice
09-10-2003, 04:50 PM
I didn't steal that...I burned it.;)

Shaolin-Do
09-10-2003, 04:53 PM
My herbs?
:confused:
Ill eat dirt and sh!t freedom all over you.
:eek:

Chang Style Novice
09-10-2003, 04:55 PM
Psst - eating dirt and sh!tting freedom is a quote from a Mr. Show sketch. I would only burn your herbs slowly and in your company, taking two and passing left.

Shaolin-Do
09-10-2003, 04:59 PM
Ahhh...
Good then. :)
Pass tha doochie to tha left hand side, pass that doochie to the left hand side, *insert bouncy reggae tune here*

Chang Style Novice
09-10-2003, 05:03 PM
Interestingly (okay, maybe not), the Musical Youth version of that song, which was the big hit in US and UK used the term "dutchie," which means cookpot. They're talking about serving dinner. The original, by some band I forget about used a different word, collie (I think), which means weed and was a hit in Jamaica. Apparently there was some fear of censorship over the drug slang. Not that it fooled anyone, of course.

Edit - Well, I had it almost right (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~parsec/information/tidbits/dutchie.html)

The original was by the Mighty Diamonds and had the title "Pass the Kouchie" (which would mean something very different here and now.)

Shaolin-Do
09-10-2003, 05:10 PM
Ill be in austin to get some @ss day after tomorrow.
If I get there early we may be able to say howdy howdy. (cpa and myself)

rubthebuddha
09-10-2003, 05:26 PM
csn -- i know you burned it, but it's still under your name.

and passing the kouchie like that would result in a pretty foul case of sloppy seconds, so it'd be best if you just passed it on. ;)

Volcano Admim
09-10-2003, 05:42 PM
burn? burn?

who summoned me?



so, whats up kids

Shaolin-Do
09-11-2003, 12:10 AM
We can dance if we want to.

Serpent
09-11-2003, 12:21 AM
Nice sig there, Xebby.

;)

Kristoffer
09-11-2003, 04:44 AM
Let's discuss pie

GeneChing
09-11-2003, 10:41 AM
...what was your take on the incident? I ask because I work in music (see www.rockmed.org)

rubthebuddha
09-11-2003, 11:51 AM
we can leave your friends behind.

Shaolin-Do
09-11-2003, 01:21 PM
Your friends dont dance and if they dont dance, they're no friends of mine.
unless they have the magic brownies. Then they can be my friends anyways.
:eek:

MasterKiller
09-11-2003, 01:22 PM
SD likes blue dragons, too.

:D

Shaolin-Do
09-11-2003, 01:29 PM
Not quite, but I DEMAND white tigers. Or at least no more than 1 finger width.
:eek:

dwid
09-11-2003, 01:33 PM
That's funny.

A girl who used to live across the street from me had white tiger vanity plates for her mustang.

Shaolin-Do
09-11-2003, 01:36 PM
Maybe she was trying to tell you something.
:eek:

Or had no clue that someone on the other side of the world knows white tigers as shaven muff.
:D

dwid
09-11-2003, 01:46 PM
Maybe she was trying to tell you something.

God I hope not.

She was not what you would call an attractive woman. If I had known then about the possible meaning of the phrase, it may well have filled my sleep with nightmare images.

Shaolin-Do
09-11-2003, 01:51 PM
" it may well have filled my sleep with nightmare images."

But then you would have woke up once or twice to catch her staring at you while you sleep.
:eek:

dwid
09-12-2003, 11:06 AM
Johnny Cash died last night.

I am sad.

MasterKiller
09-12-2003, 11:09 AM
Back in the day, when I would get drunk and do kareoke, I would always sing "Folsom Prison Blues."

norther practitioner
09-12-2003, 11:15 AM
Not quite, but I DEMAND white tigers. Or at least no more than 1 finger width.

Don't lie... you'll take what you can get :eek:














































:D

Chang Style Novice
09-12-2003, 11:43 AM
"I know I had it coming - I know I can't be free..."

FatherDog
09-12-2003, 12:18 PM
Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.


Here's hoping that wherever he is right now, his wardrobe is as bright as he wants it to be.

Volcano Admim
09-14-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Nice sig there, Xebby.

;)

:D

Volcano Admim
09-14-2003, 05:55 PM
people that dont bang anyone should be given a card that allows them special advantages (paid by the governament), the "bang zero card", in thanx for your contribution in the birth control programs worldwide.
with the bang zero card you can ride buses for free (the driver nods discretly recognizing you're a cripple), discounts on restaurants, free movie tickets, special discounts on bookstores...

norther practitioner
09-15-2003, 09:42 AM
Who said pie, I like apple :D ....

Pumpkin is good too, but I'm not so into the cherry thing, especially after that song in the 80s.

rubthebuddha
09-15-2003, 10:13 AM
don't go dissing warrant, NP. there are some dead horses you just don't kick. :D

norther practitioner
09-15-2003, 11:02 AM
thud, thud, thud,
sorry what was that I was busy kicking these guys while they were down....:D I still don't like cherry pie though.

MasterKiller
09-15-2003, 01:28 PM
Cherry is my favorite pie; I like Apple also. Lately, I've acquired a taste for Pecan pie, but it's supa-high in calories, so's I have to avoid it.

Shaolin-Do
09-15-2003, 01:39 PM
Pecan pie is delicious, but oh so bad for you. Uber bad.
Mmmm... Calling in *sick* today was great. Needed the extra sleep badly.
Now I am relaxed and refreshed.

MasterKiller
09-15-2003, 01:42 PM
I use every sick day I can get.

Mental health is just as important as physical health. Of course, my sick days usually fall on sunny Fridays when the pool is up.

CaptinPickAxe
09-15-2003, 01:43 PM
SD IS A SLACK-JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A JOB YOU BUM!:D

Shaolin-Do
09-15-2003, 01:44 PM
Mine fall on days I wake up and go... Mmm... 7:15... work? Or sleep...
And of course I choose the latter. :)

CPA- Im bout to cruise over there.

norther practitioner
09-15-2003, 01:49 PM
Between vacation and sick days I have over a month saved up now. I'm just hoping we have a lot of snow this year so I can *cough* call in sick with powderitis. Two seasons ago I had to call in with powderitis after I realized I had forgotten to tell my boss I was going out of town skiing (Utah had gotten over 100" in 100 hours). So I called from the diner that we ate at in Salt Lake City, getting a funny look from some of the truckers sitting next to me at the counter.:D

Shaolin-Do
09-15-2003, 02:02 PM
My jobs pretty laid back.. I get vacation time when I need it. :)
Anyhoo, Im out. Gonna grub and run errands, then teach Kids SD class then go to SC... workout... then Get back on later.
:)

norther practitioner
09-15-2003, 04:29 PM
The biggest thing is not letting people bring in there own water... for a 3 day event where the temps were in the low 100s.... Other than that everything seemed cool up until the last night, when people started taking the plywood from the fence and burning it.. that is what caused the whole comotion to start, as soon as the chili peppers were done, I snuck out the back employee exit and got the hell out of there. I saw a lot of heat exausted/stroked people, and even more that were obviously dehydrated... I didn't have too much of a problem as I worked in a refrigorated truck changing kegs..... with all the free water and beer I could drink...
I didn't see the whole rape and fondling thing go on, but the place was enormous.... 3 stages, and you really couldn't see one from the other, it was a good 15 minute walk to get from one place to the other (not even stage to stage). People got ****ed over the water issue though, as some of the vendors bumped up there "set" prices, which were around $2, but I remember someone spending $4. They took the whole screw the system thing too far... which is sad because that was honestly one of the best times of my life.. George Clinton, G Love, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fatboy Slim, Jamiroquai, James Brown, Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Willie Nelson, DMX, etc...

I guess I'd have to say that people there were expecting something else I guess... What I don't know, you have to know when you can't bring your own food and stuff in you're going to get hosed on prices, adding to that is when the ATMs ran out of money the first day... The music was great, I met a lot of awsome people, and I guess just didn't get into the mob mentality...
Prices were high, the walks were long (like 30 minutes between the two main stages, and they scheduled crappy, like acts on different stages with overlapping set times).

GeneChing
09-16-2003, 10:24 AM
All the free beer you could drink? Man, that's a sweet deal. Nice to hear a positive account of the situation. I figure someone had to have fun there.

GeneChing
09-16-2003, 10:45 AM
Been a while since I've been able to check in on this thread. And I'm here just to advertise. Let's see, let's plug the trading cards (http://www.sportscardonline.com/kungfumag/) again. Why? I dunno. It's such a weird product that I figure I should push it for a while, just for fun. They really do come out high quality, much nicer than I thought they were going to come out when the project was first proposed to us. Apparently kids really dig 'em. Parent's too. I keep thinking that there's a way to promote them on the forum, but I can't figure out how - something like trading cards of your fav troll or something. Maybe if you could add your avatar. Hmm.

norther practitioner
09-16-2003, 11:36 AM
Well the riots were a few hundred people out of over a quarter million. The TV coverage was of the riot and fire after the concert was over, which was a few people in comparison to the masses... but it did leave a bitter taste in the mouth of many who's pallete was already scewed as they walked out (it took me about 1hr to get to my car). Looking at the fire, I don't think the people actually set the tractor trailors on fire, but rather set a booth on fire near them, and the fire spread.. things like that were not reported in detail, just that this and this are on fire, the mob is crazy, etc.. of course it looked crazy, but I think it was just the fact that you have 200,000 people walking out of a venue, and 500 of them decide to get rowdy, and a lot of it came from gate crashers who started ripping down the fence on the last day. Who knows.. I had a place to stay off site (they provided the old barracks at a low fee), food there, plenty of water, knew where to find shade, and free beer... I think the whole riot thing was over done.... but the promotors definitely didn't do a great job with enough security (I'd never blame them, they were just doing there job), access to showers and whatnot for the campers (the porta jons were some of the worst I'd ever seen too), etc.. but it is hard to design a small city for a weekend. On another note, no matter how many officers, security guards, etc. you have, there is no way of figuring out the mind of a sicko... in that right, I have to pass a bigger part of the blame onto the idiots who were sexual preditors rather than the promoters per say, but there is more they could have done.

Shaolin-Do
09-16-2003, 01:58 PM
Just make lots of them with me on it. They'll sell like hot cakes.
HOT CAKES I SAY!!!!!!!?!?!
:eek:
:D

Shaolin-Do
09-16-2003, 02:02 PM
WASHINGTON, Sept. 16 — Youngsters who smoke cigarettes are more likely to use marijuana than those who don’t smoke, according to a study released Tuesday.
THE REPORT BY the National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University and the American Legacy Foundation said young cigarette smokers are 14 times more likely to try pot. Eighty-four percent of the kids who have tried marijuana have smoked cigarettes within the past 30 days.
The study focusing on 12- to 17-year-olds also found those who smoke cigarettes are six times likelier to be able to buy marijuana in an hour or less and 18 times likelier to say most of their friends smoke pot.
“Pot is a significant presence in the lives of teenage smokers,” said Joseph Califano Jr., president of the addiction center. “If kids are regularly smoking, you should be concerned they are smoking pot.”
Califano said anti-tobacco campaigns can help reduce pot smoking among young Americans and urged the Bush administration to educate people on the dangers of tobacco use.


-MSNBC.com

lol... And pot kills cause of all the deadly carcinogens! err... wait... Pots highly addictive! ... err... Pot smells really bad!... err... wait... those all describe cigarettes. I smoked herb waaaay before cigs, and in fact, when I started burning herb I still hated cigs. It was the X in 10th grade that got me smoking cigs, and the alcohol post 10th grade that continued the habit. I havent had a cig in like 3 1/2 months or so now... Only smoke herb at night time now... :)

norther practitioner
09-16-2003, 03:02 PM
Denver, CO, Sept. 16
A Researcher (me) is saying that people who read magazines like playboy cover to cover will eventually see naked woman. People polled gave weird looks and nods of approval.


subsequent release,

Also said in report that readers of Kung Fu Tai Chi Magazine (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/mag.html) probably are into chinese martial arts, if not just martial arts in general.

Shaolin-Do
09-16-2003, 03:50 PM
Recent report conducted by Aesop Rock intl. Foundation of truth concluded that:
Now days even babies carry guns. Diaper snipers havin clock tower fun.
Thank you, this concludes todays service announcement. Stay tuned for more.

rubthebuddha
09-16-2003, 03:52 PM
i'd get some trading cards (http://www.sportscardonline.com/kungfumag/), but using my avatar would be copyright infringement against a rather special website, and i don't wanna do that.

Shaolin-Do
09-16-2003, 03:59 PM
Trogdor would burninate strongbad.
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
(insert homer screams with :eek: 's)

norther practitioner
09-16-2003, 04:05 PM
Gene, I'm still trying to figure out why you'd try to pitch trading cards to a bunch of 16-35 yr old guys (for the most part). I don't know too many that have kids in kiddy fu yet either....

Volcano Admim
09-16-2003, 08:06 PM
Life is a waterfall
With one in the river and one again after the fall
Swimming throught the void we hear the word
We lose ourselves but we find it all

Cuz we are the ones that wanna play
Always want to go but you never want to stay
And we are the ones that wanna choose
Always want to play but you never want to lose

Aerials In the sky
When you lose small mind you free your life

Shaolin-Do
09-16-2003, 11:05 PM
PROTOCLOWN SMASH!!!

GeneChing
09-17-2003, 10:15 AM
Surely, there is always a disaster waiting to happen at any mass gathering, whether it be music, sports or who knows what? But the promoters should do everything they can to prevent it. It sticks out since there have been plenty of peaceful gatherings of similar magnitude over the years. Sure, there's been a lot of rough ones too - I worked a few - but that one really crossed the line. It will go down in history like a shadow of Altamont.

GeneChing
09-17-2003, 10:48 AM
Good question. I really don't know why I'm doing it myself. Reflex maybe? I dunno. It's such an odd product that I felt I had to support it and add my energy to its promotion. I figure if I could get some feedback from the finest forum members on the planet, I might be able to figure out where to go with it. And the idea of forum troll trading cards really amuses me. The only bait I have for such a venture is our beloved Margie - maybe we should spin it into the Margie fan club? Or the got qi? girls trading cards? Come on guys work with me.



This is all part of my corporate scheme to return this thread to its original purpose (not a pot political soapbox for s-d :p ). The dagger hidden in the smile of our got qi girls is www.martialartsmart.com :D

norther practitioner
09-17-2003, 11:25 AM
Understandable... I was figuring too, with all these guys with there own schools, maybe one of them will do like the little leagues of there town and get the kids to all buy in. But who knows. As far as trolls, don't know if that will go over well, but the got qi girl cards might do a bit better if you can get several of them to jump on the wagon.:D

On another note, I think a few of us might be going down to a tournie in Cancun this January :D ...

Shaolin-Do
09-17-2003, 02:39 PM
Id be more than happy to go to cancun, but mexico+shaolin-do = innebriated mess.
:D

norther practitioner
09-17-2003, 02:49 PM
If we go it'll be for 5 days... the tournie is only a 1 dayer... so that leaves plenty of time.

chen zhen
09-17-2003, 02:56 PM
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norther practitioner
09-17-2003, 03:27 PM
Nothing like wearing the pimp suit to teach children.

Shaolin-Do
09-17-2003, 03:29 PM
Little billy in the back commented on it.
He said "No one f*cks with the jesus!"

Chang Style Novice
09-17-2003, 03:41 PM
Eight-year-olds, Dude, eight-year-olds.