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chen zhen
11-03-2003, 09:19 AM
hahaaa:D

Kristoffer
11-03-2003, 11:05 AM
hahaaa

:D

norther practitioner
11-03-2003, 11:09 AM
Glad to see your posting content is about as informational here as it is on the brink thread....:D

Oh, well....

Kristoffer
11-03-2003, 11:32 AM
:p

Meat Shake
11-03-2003, 11:47 AM
He just wants a massive post count like serpent.
:eek:

MasterKiller
11-03-2003, 11:51 AM
He just wants a massive post count like serpent.

Meat Shake's Total Posts: 181 (25.24 posts per day)

Pot....meet kettle :eek:

chen zhen
11-03-2003, 11:51 AM
^^nah, im not a loser like him:p

norther practitioner
11-03-2003, 03:53 PM
Dude, you created the ora girls thread... which in some ways does sort of well....

nevermind, I've enjoyed some of those pics... but really, a near porn thread...

Meat Shake
11-03-2003, 04:11 PM
"Meat Shake's Total Posts: 181 (25.24 posts per day)

Pot....meet kettle"

Bahahahaha!
Bow before me!
;)
Hey, I get paid to do this.
:p

norther practitioner
11-03-2003, 04:13 PM
So do most of us...:D

Meat Shake
11-03-2003, 04:14 PM
Well, great. Ill stomp on your toes.
:eek:

Starchaser107
11-03-2003, 04:18 PM
:D :cool:

regards

chaser.

M_ArtsMargie
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
Hey all...I know..I know..i haven't been around. But it has been just sooooooooo busy that I dont even have time to chat with my favorite people in here. :( I'm so sad. But...i'm here now..so let's party. hehehe

So what's new with everyone? NP? CSN? PHILBERT?KRISTOFFER? SORRY CAN'T LIST EVERYONE..but you know who you are.

I haven't done anything but work, man. Margie needs another vacation. got some more recent pictures for you. ok..i got to run again..but i'm glad to see ya all in here and this thread still going pretty stron with over 5100 posts. Thanks guys! Ya'll mak'n me look good over here. Keep it up.

Meat Shake
11-05-2003, 08:05 PM
Egh!?
That looks suspiciously like one of the chicks I party with...
:confused:
Maybe I know your long lost sister. (shes only 18)
:eek:

rubthebuddha
11-05-2003, 09:59 PM
ah yes, it's the return of the margie. didn't mark morrison (http://images.mp3.com/rollingstone/content/2953/images/16941.jpg) sing about this? :confused:









;)

Meat Shake
11-05-2003, 10:37 PM
Yeah mufuka.

quiet man
11-06-2003, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
Dude, you created the ora girls thread... which in some ways does sort of well....

nevermind, I've enjoyed some of those pics... but really, a near porn thread...

NEAR porn? Not anymore... that ship's sailed, amigo. :D ;)

David Jamieson
11-06-2003, 05:24 AM
k, all i know is that this thread must grow again now because that DA chen zen is all puffy in the the chest and head.

btw margie, you look cool in the "kill bill with a mam sword"advert at the top :D

qi qi qi

cheers

Design Sifu
11-06-2003, 10:31 AM
You see... what's cool about this thred is that Margie steps in and graciously saves this thred from an extended death rattle...

I'm not quite sure why the populations of the OCR thred feel so hostal towards this thred... maybe it has something to do with oggling the image of some woman vs. the occasional interactions with a real live one... ;)

rubthebuddha
11-06-2003, 10:40 AM
jow ga -- don't reread 'em all, unless you have a week to play with. instead, let me summarize:

gene wants bidness (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html) so he can feed his l'il baby. and so we can keep this forum going.

serpent was hot for eulerfan and hated the fact that oz and texas aren't next door to each other.

chang style has far more culture than the rest of us.

spankings are good.

xebby needs a girl so he can bust a nut the proper way.

there, i think that's about it. did i miss anything?

norther practitioner
11-06-2003, 11:32 AM
rtb- I think that pretty much sums it up...


NEAR porn? Not anymore... that ship's sailed, amigo.

:rolleyes:

Go look at some of the pics from the last few days....

Jow.. I think you ment you're, not your.... but yeah, there are a lot of picts of her throughout here (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html) .

Good to see you Margie.

Oh, and by the way, if you add up the posts on the mutliple got qi girl threads.. then you guys are still behind.

Starchaser107
11-06-2003, 11:45 AM
to whom it may concern here :


ahem :

"There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're travelling with me

Chorus
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only the shadows ahead barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and relief

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
Don't ever let them win


wake up mofuggaz

Design Sifu
11-06-2003, 11:49 AM
You forgot giant Sea Monsters...urban legands..

advice on remembering names and getting a date.

And an assortment of various party reviews...

Plus the occasional random link. (http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm)

norther practitioner
11-06-2003, 11:55 AM
DS... random definitely....:D

chen zhen
11-06-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Kung Lek
k, all i know is that this thread must grow again now because that DA chen zen is all puffy in the the chest and head.


if anyone is puffing sh!t around here, it must be you.



Go look at some of the pics from the last few days....

hell, it wasnt me who started that.
I THOUGHT YALL LIKED DAT DIRTY STUFF. WELL, I DONT. JUST TRYIN TO KEEP MY PEEBS HAPPY.
STOP B!TCHING

Starchaser107
11-06-2003, 01:55 PM
for them to notice, they must have been looking.

anyway porn here is a bad idea.

norther practitioner
11-06-2003, 02:13 PM
Umm... yeah, I looked, to see hot girls, not really looking for hot girls + money shots..:rolleyes:

chen zhen
11-06-2003, 02:26 PM
NP: dunno what u mean by that

norther practitioner
11-06-2003, 02:57 PM
Um, lets just say, some of the picts. are a bit too explicit to be viewed on my computer at work... and looking at a pretty lady is one thing, but then the ermm other shots that have come up the last few days are a bit tasteless.... Trust me, I think a nude woman can be one of the most brilliant sites a person can look at, but there is a diffence between Foxx and Playboy.

Starchaser107
11-06-2003, 03:03 PM
perhaps u mean the difference between playboy and hustler

norther practitioner
11-06-2003, 03:12 PM
Yeah, something like that...

rubthebuddha
11-06-2003, 04:33 PM
design -- nice link. "He's a fast talking vegetarian dwarf in a wheelchair. She's a beautiful extravagent queen of the dead operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!" :D

Volcano Admim
11-06-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
I'm not quite sure why the populations of the OCR thred feel so hostal towards this thred... maybe it has something to do with oggling the image of some woman vs. the occasional interactions with a real live one... ;)

What the fock you talkin about bastage :mad:
I hate you

ewallace, Kung Lek and Gene should be thankfull that now YOU are the new enemy
i was about to finish them off when you poped up Design Tofu

Volcano Admim
11-06-2003, 06:48 PM
btw i couldnt help but notice what a focken voice ofa fahggyt you have
what the voice of a little helpless b!tch

if youre gona say anything say it lika a man you d@mn puzssy

Volcano Admim
11-06-2003, 07:08 PM
btw, "x" is dead (http://www.touristofdeath.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=2&pos=7)

only is breathing volcano, only force left alive
all that the planet deserves

so no more prounouncing that name and his memories

Starchaser107
11-06-2003, 07:48 PM
yeah do that , post pics


...it's about time you started admitting the futility of these threads. :p :D

link me u bum.

quiet man
11-07-2003, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by norther practitioner


:rolleyes:

Go look at some of the pics from the last few days....



I think you misunderstood me. You said "near porn", I emphasized "NEAR porn?" as a way of saying "It's not NEAR porn anymore, it's just porn now". Try reading my post once more.

Oh, and

:rolleyes:

right back at you.

:D



rtb - thanks for putting me in your sig. No one has ever done that for me :o

Design Tofu? :D That's priceless, VA

Meat Shake
11-07-2003, 08:38 AM
"there, i think that's about it. did i miss anything?"

:mad:




"you can see more of her here.
Eh?
Margie turned into a big black dude with a graphite bo staff? More kudos to her, but she definately isnt as hot that way.
:eek:


;)

Chang Style Novice
11-07-2003, 09:26 AM
I know I said I wasn't going to post anymore on this thread, but I have to respond to this:
chang style has far more culture than the rest of us.It's not my fault I'm prone to yeast infections! Why do you have to be so mean?

rubthebuddha
11-07-2003, 12:52 PM
chang style -- i was talking about all the yogurt in your fridge. silly man. :p

quiet man -- i just loved the statement. has nothing to do with my bias. nope. not a thing. ;)

meat shake -- let it rest. more than 300 pages of badness distilled into a few lines of text is bound to leave a few things off. but not much, in this case. :D

Meat Shake
11-07-2003, 02:23 PM
HIS NAME WAS TROGDOR!!!

Design Sifu
11-07-2003, 03:37 PM
DESIGN TOFU (http://www.yarts.biz/Graphite%20Art/tofu%20tub%20L.jpg)!!!

That Hilarious!!!!

but why are you SO upset?

I figured only people who prefer oogling (http://www.mantasoft.co.uk/_stuff/Recursive.htm) pictures of women over actually interacting with one would be upset....


But if you want a BATTLE!!! in the immortal words of G.W. Bush...



"Eat my Shorts!!!"

:p

Design Sifu
11-07-2003, 03:53 PM
Okay Oaky Volcano . . .

i know you can be Volitale... so here.... (http://www.touristofdeath.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/tecopadomo.jpg) maybe this will help.

;)

Starchaser107
11-07-2003, 05:36 PM
i suppose the battle is still on then mr. tofu, mr. buddha, mr. practicioner

very well

just remember to sell gene's things here while youre at it

rubthebuddha
11-07-2003, 05:58 PM
just remember to sell gene's things here while youre at it gene doesn't like it when i pimp him out. says it's immoral. :mad:

chen zhen
11-08-2003, 08:54 AM
american humor sucks a fat one

Meat Shake
11-08-2003, 12:53 PM
No it doesnt. Its just over your head.
:eek:



;)

Meat Shake
11-08-2003, 01:05 PM
Mmmm....
Nothin like a cd of r. kelly, Bilal, and D'Angelo to get ready for saturday night... Yeah mufuka...
;)

Kristoffer
11-08-2003, 01:22 PM
CD's by gay black people?

Starchaser107
11-08-2003, 01:52 PM
i'm guessing you don't like R&b here:cool:

Kristoffer
11-08-2003, 02:02 PM
:p hehe

















BTW we shouldn't post at our enemey thread...

CaptinPickAxe
11-08-2003, 02:13 PM
D'Angelo
Dwele
Bilal

all great!

Kristoffer
11-08-2003, 02:21 PM
all gay!


arrrrrrgg... not again. this's the last post here

Volcano Admim
11-08-2003, 06:49 PM
The panic, the vomit,
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children,
God loves his children, yeah

Meat Shake
11-08-2003, 10:04 PM
Nah... thats woman pleasin music.
;)
You'll get it one day.
:eek:

Meat Shake
11-08-2003, 11:05 PM
Jesus... Im tired of this keg at midnight bull****.... Bah.... I dont think Im going to stay up till 5 like usual tonight...

chen zhen
11-09-2003, 02:59 AM
R Kelly is not gay.

the 9-year old children he's raping are all girls.

Former castleva
11-09-2003, 09:30 AM
Pretty ridiculous/hilarious.The whole master crew is intensively reviving the thread that got "killed" (I realize Im not helping!).

Best to invest&listen to Kristoffer,eh?


...or "own" this and make it "Brink2"?

Starchaser107
11-09-2003, 10:11 AM
we have captured this thread in the name of "brink of", it's a part of our system now.

Former castleva
11-09-2003, 10:26 AM
OK.
Then we can use this.

chen zhen
11-09-2003, 12:20 PM
fo reazzle?

ok, u start doin this, ill join later.

Kristoffer
11-09-2003, 12:40 PM
this thread is in bondage. Feed my slaves, rape your women, eat your children and drive my dead enemys spirits before me.

Starchaser107
11-09-2003, 08:35 PM
so this is what jamaican police do...:eek: :rolleyes:

Starchaser107
11-09-2003, 08:39 PM
...by the way Page 348 is forever OWN3D by the ora ridaz

Kristoffer
11-10-2003, 04:22 AM
pretty much, yeah

chen zhen
11-10-2003, 06:31 AM
..

quiet man
11-10-2003, 06:34 AM
chen, there are only six people on that pic, and ORA homs are numerous... :D

chen zhen
11-10-2003, 06:50 AM
hey, its a long time since i made it, whaddya think it would look like..:p

chen zhen
11-10-2003, 06:59 AM
im gonna make this thread "brinky"..

check this funny animation:

Meat Shake
11-10-2003, 07:06 AM
:sleepfaced:
*scratches head*

bodhitree
11-10-2003, 07:26 AM
Chen
you should make that your avatar, wow
never thought I'd be posting here!

chen zhen
11-10-2003, 07:29 AM
i cant, the proportions are bad (92*76 or sumthin like that)

but i could make this one an avatar, anyone want it?

Starchaser107
11-10-2003, 09:31 AM
i like it , i think i'll dare myself to use it

Meat Shake
11-10-2003, 09:35 AM
lol.
Nasty fockers.

norther practitioner
11-10-2003, 09:39 AM
I'll have a chance later this week...:D

chen zhen
11-10-2003, 09:55 AM
first one was the best;)

norther practitioner
11-10-2003, 09:58 AM
hahahahahahaha

Told you this thread would survive.. well for a few more days at least...:D

Meat Shake
11-10-2003, 10:00 AM
Oh, this threads got qi alright. Just no "got qi" girls.
:(

norther practitioner
11-10-2003, 10:28 AM
More qi... post harder...

Starchaser107
11-10-2003, 10:40 AM
okido

Starchaser107
11-10-2003, 10:46 AM
this thread is currently in captivity, as are you if you post here.

chen zhen
11-10-2003, 11:56 AM
lol
np:GQ 'll not be GQ that much longer, its our colony, we're "brink'ing" it up, knowwadamsayin. thisll not be its old self witout yall usual *****es here:cool:

rubthebuddha
11-10-2003, 12:18 PM
even after 5000+ posts, apparently brink1 wasn't good enough, they still had to come back to got qi.

sigh :o














:D

Starchaser107
11-10-2003, 12:28 PM
your words are meaningless slave,
now get back to work
we must make this site the best martial arts resource on the net.
start posting

and selling stuff for martial arts mart

Former castleva
11-10-2003, 01:01 PM
This starts to look like home!

Starchaser107
11-10-2003, 01:03 PM
yeah after we repaint the walls and hang up a few ora girls posters, put up some news and scientific links or so, it should be nice and cozy here.

Design Sifu
11-10-2003, 02:02 PM
You guys sound like a bunch of leftover one night stands, couch surfing at a GOT Qi (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/g.html) girl's apartment...!!! :p :D :p

but buy (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html) all means . . . make yourself at home (http://www.infiltration.org/)!!!

Starchaser107
11-10-2003, 02:10 PM
Don't quit your dayjob mr. tofu:rolleyes:


jus teasin'

Former castleva
11-10-2003, 02:35 PM
Well said SC. :)

All this place needs is some reconstruction,decoration...

So give me the bones,by looking at the muscle scars,we can start wrapping some flesh around this...skin color and such,is a case for guesswork of course.You decide (as an artist with a hunch).

Meat Shake
11-10-2003, 05:39 PM
I think Im going to eat some lasagna.

Volcano Admim
11-10-2003, 07:12 PM
you dont know who you are speaking to
you dont know who reflects in front of your puter monitor

last sunday i went to the movies on the mall
to watch matrix 3
in about the end of the movie i had to p!ss
i needed to pizss so bad

so i stood up and went ot the door out... trying to get to the bathroom
first one was open - good
second one was locked/blocked - bad

ok now get back
cant get back to the chair, i need to piszs
what now

i see the emergency door "Exit"

maybe that door is open
i open it
it leads to some place where all other cinema rooms emergency exits lead to
some place with just nothing there, just the doors of the rooms, the walls, open sky
and a BLUE door that i dont know what its for
but its not written "bathroom" on it

i need to pizss

no cameras around that area, no security, though i begin to hear some human noise
i need to move, i need to pizss
i piszs on the wall, real hot vigorous pizss against the wall
oh yeah baby oh yeah oooooohhh

PIZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

now i get back to my chair and watch the rest of the movie

but what if some mall security came after me or whatever

it never happened, i PIZSSED and did ALL i wanted and GOT AWAY WITH IT
you american f00ls have no idea who you dealin with
learn to fear me before its too late

i liked the 1st and 2nd matrix better than this one, on this order.

Volcano Admim
11-10-2003, 07:17 PM
ok ok ok ok ok

i have anatomy test tomorrow

i am friends with one of the anatomy class monitor dudes (or however you call them)

i get to see first hand some of the main stuff the teachers are for sure gonna ask for on the test

I HAVE CONNECTIONS U MUTHA

Volcano Admim
11-10-2003, 07:21 PM
so

they say, i say
on uni i learned to drink, to lie, to cheat and to smoke

as i smoked a cigarette waiting for this dude from afro-brazilian religion to read the cards for me
wich was cool

as we drank beer and played card games too
and as we went ot sleep at 4:30 and still easily woek up to study next morning

Volcano Admim
11-10-2003, 07:30 PM
but WAIT

i see the female post power is expiring here, it only lasts for this page only more

bodhitree
11-11-2003, 07:00 AM
"All this place needs is some reconstruction,decoration..." FC


in need of some brink a brink a brink
brink of ora

















To the brink a death its on!

:D

Former castleva
11-11-2003, 10:41 AM
Sure.Just dont leave this one cold.

Starchaser107
11-11-2003, 10:54 AM
humane treatment of thread , how noble is this guy.

Former castleva
11-11-2003, 11:43 AM
Tell you what,such comments (that keep cropping up) might just cause me to grow proud one of these days...




yeah after we repaint the walls and hang up a few ora girls posters, put up some news and scientific links or so, it should be nice and cozy here.

Ill try and keep up with my part.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/11/031111064658.htm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/11/031111072018.htm

For the starts.By small accumulation will...

M_ArtsMargie
11-11-2003, 04:54 PM
this is a cool avatar dancing spiderman (http://www.megatribe.com/avatars/CF5A4D20-70E6-4E37-8B49-3D704301919A.gif)

ok..thanks guys. I am going to do my best to post. And yes we do need more got qi girls on here. Judy unfortunatly, is not posting. POST JUDY POST

I dont know whats up with the other girls. sorry guys....i tried to get some more...guess you just have to put up with me.
:p

Judge Pen
11-12-2003, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie


I dont know whats up with the other girls. sorry guys....i tried to get some more...guess you just have to put up with me.
:p

And why is this a bad thing? ;)

bodhitree
11-12-2003, 08:38 AM
Yes

Yes it is!

norther practitioner
11-12-2003, 09:25 AM
guess you just have to put up with me.

Wow, in the ORA section.. it's just talk, here, we have the real thing...lol

It's all good Margie...:D

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 09:32 AM
"dancing spiderman"

:eek:

Looks like Dr. Octopus tied poor spiderman up and made him watch "Will and Grace".
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Starchaser107
11-12-2003, 10:35 AM
ahem..

"Wow, in the ORA section.. it's just talk, here, we have the real thing...lol

It's all good Margie..."

stop disrespecting Ming Yue, ya big dummy (to quote f. sanford)

Former castleva
11-12-2003, 10:40 AM
What keeps ANYone from changing or forming a screenname,personality,sex...on a forum like this?
No disrespect intended.

Backing up the business? Nice.

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 12:04 PM
not sure. why don'tcha ask stacey.

norther practitioner
11-12-2003, 12:14 PM
No disrespect intended... I wasn't speaking of all of ORA, just a thread...:D

chen zhen
11-12-2003, 12:17 PM
at least u dont have a little rat-boy coming wit sneering comments on every post u make.

we should all go together and make a petition against trolls like him.:mad:

Starchaser107
11-12-2003, 12:48 PM
heh heh , not trying to pick a fight , but i was speaking of "brink of death" as it is the only thread that is..erh ahem (cough*) WAS in.:rolleyes: competition.:rolleyes: with got qi...:D

oh btw i was over on pearl street sunday , it's very pretty over there, boulder is ......unique;)

norther practitioner
11-12-2003, 01:57 PM
Who?:confused:

at least u dont have a little rat-boy coming wit sneering comments on every post u make.


oh btw i was over on pearl street sunday , it's very pretty over there, boulder is ......unique

to say the least.

MasterKiller
11-12-2003, 02:14 PM
Eulerfan posted more than Margie, and she wasn't even a GotQi girl!

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norther practitioner
11-12-2003, 02:29 PM
Who I might say hasn't even stopped in for a long while...

chen zhen
11-12-2003, 02:35 PM
i was talkin bout the guy i have quoted in my sig.

norther practitioner
11-12-2003, 03:32 PM
Oh, mmmkay...

seems to hang out there in ORA....

Kristoffer
11-12-2003, 03:45 PM
He's our Judas :)

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 03:47 PM
Shut up. You suck.
Combined I 0wn 261 posts here. 262 now!
:eek:


;)
Serpent 0wns this thread I believe.

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 04:21 PM
aye. once he makes it to 10,000 posts, he can trade those in for a social life. ;)

i already traded in 500 posts for the ****ing stuffed animal. **** thing fell apart in two months.

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 04:36 PM
I spent all mine on a chinese finger trap.
:mad:

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 04:41 PM
that explains the missing digits.

and i always thought it was from a wood shop class accident. :o

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 04:43 PM
Actually, the missing fingers are from the time I tried to make a hand smoothie, hence the name meat shake.
:eek:


;)

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 04:50 PM
Public Service Announcement:

the above actions by Meat Shake should not be repeated at home. humans do NOT have regenerative powers similar to starfish, and removal of appendages is NOT recommended.

if you feel the desire to imitate Meat Shake's behavior, go upstairs in the bathroom and imitate his other pasttime -- shaking the meat. note that this would be less enjoyable with fewer fingers.

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 04:51 PM
after re-reading that post, why do i get images of people going upstairs with a porterhouse they just grabbed from freezer and throttling it violently? :(

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 04:53 PM
Its called "tugging" the meat. Not "shaking" the meat.
:o

"humans do NOT have regenerative powers similar to starfish"

Unless you are named meat shake, then you do. I regrow my tail every time it gets pulled off.

norther practitioner
11-12-2003, 04:59 PM
This conversation has answered many questions... now what were the questions.. well thats another story.

If you shake it more than three times... well you know the rest...:D

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 05:03 PM
If you shake it more than three times... well you know the rest... if you shake it more than three times, you might as well shake it a bunch more.

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 05:09 PM
lofl.
You filthy filthy man.

rubthebuddha
11-12-2003, 05:20 PM
i'm just being realistic.

and remember ...

no matter how much you jingle
no matter how much you dance
that last drop
is going down your pants.

Former castleva
11-12-2003, 05:26 PM
Unless you are named meat shake, then you do. I regrow my tail every time it gets pulled off.

You should sell yourself to science.

Design Sifu
11-12-2003, 06:35 PM
quote:Unless you are named meat shake, then you do. I regrow my tail every time it gets pulled off.



You should sell yourself to science.

or the local downtown?

:eek: :cool: :eek:

Meat Shake
11-12-2003, 10:37 PM
I already sold myself to the devil, and my left foot is deeded out to the country of Kazhakistan.

I have cool Bob Marley posters.

bodhitree
11-13-2003, 06:13 AM
didn't you promise me the marley posters dude?

;)

norther practitioner
11-13-2003, 09:03 AM
Yeah, I sold a pinky to Kaz. but they didn't pay up... so I beat up most of there government....

:D

Starchaser107
11-13-2003, 11:06 AM
yet another day in captivity for the got qi threadlings.
the threadlings seem to be going about thier lives as per usual.
no unfair taxes, no cruel and unusual punishments.
still permitted to engage in free trade and free speech.:cool:

chen zhen
11-13-2003, 11:51 AM
rofl:

Volcano Admim
11-13-2003, 12:10 PM
To those who understand,
I extend my hand

To the doubtful I demand,
take me as I am

Not under your command,
I know where I stand

I wont change to fit your plan,
take me as I am

Volcano Admim
11-13-2003, 02:24 PM
"I'll be honest with you:
I hate war
in all it's forms
Physical, Psychological, Spiritual... Emotional... Environmental
I hate war...
And I hate having
to struggle - I honestly do
because I wish I had been into a world where it was unnecessary.
This context of struggle and being a warrior and being a
struggler
has been forced on me by oppression.
Otherwise I would be a sculptor, or a gardener,
carpenter - you know, I would be free to be so much more...

I guess part of me or a part of who I am, a part of what I do
is being
a warrior - a reluctant warrior, a reluctant struggler
But... I do it because I'm committed to life
We can't avoid it, we can't
run away from it
Because to do that is to be... cowardice -
to do that is to be subservient... to devils, subservient to
evil and so that the only way to live on this planet
With any human dignity at the moment is to struggle."

- Assata Shakur

M_ArtsMargie
11-14-2003, 05:36 PM
hey y'all again. have you seen me spanking this guy (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1767_21439661)
I think he liked it. LOL ;) :D

So this weekend..no plans. but i'm finally getting of my truck. yes, the one that was pulled by master tu's p3nis. WO

Been so busy today..i tried to get on earlier but i couldn't because john wouldn't let me. he was getting really jealous. J/P. he was just standing over my shoulder and i typed that so he can see. hahaha.

Ok..so what is the ORA thread? Y did I miss this? And it's better than mine? OH NO...Can't happen...I wont allow it. This means more spankings for everyone.;)

Starchaser107
11-14-2003, 05:49 PM
hmnn... the ORA thread is "This Forum is on the brink of death"
originally created to save ORA from inactivity.
Just as it(Brink Of..) was gaining some momentum, in its earlier days a comment was made from one of our members, that we would never surpass the infamous "Got Qi" thread. Not long after that ,a decree was made, to bring to our thread ,the decapitated head of the Got Qi thread... in a manner of speaking.
So we went to war.

Seeing as how you have arrived here late Margie, we (ORA) have beaten this thread , and subsequently claimed it as part of our territory.
...Much like Europe did most of the Caribbean.
Anyhoo feel free to visit the "Brink of death" thread.

by the way , you seem to have a loyal following. I suspect your being a female in a testosterone based forum might have something to do with it.
Cheers.:cool:

Starchaser107
11-14-2003, 05:50 PM
On a side note:
We of the ORA prefer to issue spankings and not recieve them.

Kristoffer
11-15-2003, 05:44 AM
Listen to our demonic angel

Volcano Admim
11-15-2003, 02:52 PM
My other side used to be pro-GQ before i took over and made us ORA
he had no idea one day id become this strong and overwhelm his existance

"You are once again surrounded by a brilliant white light. Allow the light to lead you away from your past and into this lifetime. As the light dissipates you will slowly fade back into consciousness remembering all you have learned. When I tell you to open your eyes you will return to the present, feeling peaceful and refreshed. Open your eyes, Marcos."

shaolin kungfu
11-15-2003, 03:34 PM
Ora at one time had colonies all over the net. One on the natasha yi forum, one in the dog pound forum, etc. One day we will own the internet, and everyone on it will become our slaves.

Vash
11-15-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Volcano Admim
My other side used to be pro-GQ before i took over and made us ORA
he had no idea one day id become this strong and overwhelm his existance

"You are once again surrounded by a brilliant white light. Allow the light to lead you away from your past and into this lifetime. As the light dissipates you will slowly fade back into consciousness remembering all you have learned. When I tell you to open your eyes you will return to the present, feeling peaceful and refreshed. Open your eyes, Marcos."

Ahhh!!! It burns it burns!!!!!

Meat Shake
11-16-2003, 01:29 AM
****in 10 kegger. Off tha heezy.
Paeceoiut.
Meat Shake

Volcano Admim
11-16-2003, 06:44 PM
some say its just a part of it
we got to fulfill the book

Vash
11-16-2003, 07:00 PM
Indeed.

Xebsball
11-16-2003, 07:20 PM
I just cant help myself
Im feeling like Im going out of my head
Tears my heart into two
Im not the one I thought I always knew

shaolin kungfu
11-16-2003, 10:07 PM
So has marcos overthrown his darkside?

rubthebuddha
11-16-2003, 10:50 PM
marcos is like the force -- VA is the dark side, xebby is the light -- and can be good or eeeeevil.

Meat Shake
11-16-2003, 11:08 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

norther practitioner
11-17-2003, 08:48 AM
And the saga continues...:D

rubthebuddha
11-17-2003, 09:41 AM
... as it always has and always will. :D

now, where's margie with our well-deserved spankings? :confused:

norther practitioner
11-17-2003, 09:53 AM
Speaking of spankings, err, what a weekend.

Got day 3 in on skis..... decided it was time to start jibbing (doing some tricks) landed flat on my back... class will be fun tonight with a sore back.:D

bodhitree
11-17-2003, 10:04 AM
I hate you guys

norther practitioner
11-17-2003, 10:27 AM
:confused:

OK, those guys hate you too...lol

what guys.

Young Gotti
11-17-2003, 10:30 AM
hate is no use. hate leads to suffering.

norther practitioner
11-17-2003, 10:32 AM
**** thing wasn't working (the digi camera), I'll grab one of works....

:D

hmm...


Well, at least Gene hasn't been posting as much...;)

Starchaser107
11-17-2003, 11:59 AM
margie is currently under our mind control device ,we have her selling products for martial arts mart...no one will suspect a thing
:cool:

norther practitioner
11-17-2003, 12:47 PM
Well, OK, but as long as she is still doing her job..

Did you enjoy the taiji?

Starchaser107
11-17-2003, 01:15 PM
yeah, t'was cool, he's a cool fellow, we were s'posed 2 link yesterday but it didn't work out, hopefully during the week i'll pass through.

Starchaser107
11-17-2003, 01:16 PM
those two hours seemed to fly pretty fast.

Meat Shake
11-17-2003, 01:49 PM
A perfect example of how women think...
From "Distrust between the sexes" By Karen Horney-
"The partner is supposed to be strong, and at the same time helpless, to dominate us yet be dominated by us, to be ascetic and to be sensuous. He should rape us and be tender, have time for us exclusively and also be intensely involved in creative work."

lol. Thats why you hear women *****ing about never finding the "perfect" man. hehe... Im writing a paper on gender differences for composition... Blah...

norther practitioner
11-17-2003, 02:58 PM
Cool

Well, hit me up, you should still have my # and I can swing through possibly.:D

Meat Shake
11-17-2003, 03:39 PM
:confused:

Starchaser107
11-17-2003, 03:41 PM
All the best on your paper

Meat Shake
11-17-2003, 03:43 PM
thanks. :)

Ming Yue
11-17-2003, 04:05 PM
"The partner is supposed to be strong, and at the same time helpless, to dominate us yet be dominated by us, to be ascetic and to be sensuous. He should rape us and be tender, have time for us exclusively and also be intensely involved in creative work."


Yep, that's pretty much it. That and be able to fix stuff.

:D

JOHNNY
11-17-2003, 05:29 PM
Dang went on vacation for seven months and this thread is still going strong!! Let it never die!!!
Johnny

Starchaser107
11-17-2003, 05:33 PM
Oh so now they went and got the military eh.
I'm sorry we are still not handing it back over.;)

Design Sifu
11-17-2003, 06:40 PM
S'up Johnny,

have you noticed this new trend in people coming on over and for some reason thinking they're in their own thred rather than Margie's thred...

S T R A N G E (http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/****quiz.htm)

Volcano Admim
11-17-2003, 07:41 PM
Star-son is correct
Chaser is the one resposable for the low riding system on ORA wheels that roll down the streets

JOHNNY
11-17-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
S'up Johnny,

have you noticed this new trend in people coming on over and for some reason thinking they're in their own thred rather than Margie's thred...

S T R A N G E (http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/****quiz.htm)
VERY VERY STRANGE:D

Volcano Admim
11-17-2003, 07:48 PM
was the **** on the link "****"? or what? something?

David Jamieson
11-17-2003, 07:48 PM
Welcome back Johnny!!!

norther practitioner
11-18-2003, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Kung Lek
Welcome back Johnny!!!

Word, welcome back...

and thanks.:D

Young Gotti
11-18-2003, 12:12 PM
Nikopalypse Now!!

Volcano Admim
11-18-2003, 05:01 PM
Gotti, you bear the same dark power as I

Meat Shake
11-18-2003, 11:31 PM
I am a bear. I have dark powers.

Actually...
I am not really a bear at all, but a man in a fur coat that smells bad and needs to shave.

rubthebuddha
11-19-2003, 01:06 AM
welcome back johnny. glad you returned safely. :)

David Jamieson
11-19-2003, 04:28 PM
i would just like to say....

*bink - ttt

:D

Vash
11-19-2003, 05:18 PM
Brink of Death Owns All Over Talk!

Haha!

All Your Base Are Belong to Us!!!

rubthebuddha
11-19-2003, 05:46 PM
sadly, that was vash's most intelligible post yet. :(












;)

JOHNNY
11-19-2003, 06:18 PM
Thanks for all the welcomed me back and support the military. Glad to be in one piece.:eek: Can's wait to go back.:rolleyes:
JOhnny

Vash
11-19-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
sadly, that was vash's most intelligible post yet. :(












;)

Argh, buddhainneedofrubbin jus' mad cuz crotty own on Bruce Lee's demasculinated former art of Ving Tsun. Playa hata's always be crampin the style, yo.

Opium and kungphooey for all! You are winner hahaha!!!



:p

;)

norther practitioner
11-21-2003, 01:10 PM
Any big plans for Thanksgiving?


Hey Gene, that issue coming out soon?

Design Sifu
11-21-2003, 01:16 PM
and you ORC people claim to have military precision . . .

norther practitioner
11-21-2003, 01:17 PM
I see it on the front page... I'll go pick one up when there at the news stand...:D

I need to re-subscribe.:(

norther practitioner
11-21-2003, 01:20 PM
You guys need to check out the new issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

JOHNNY
11-21-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Vash


Argh, buddhainneedofrubbin jus' mad cuz crotty own on Bruce Lee's demasculinated former art of Ving Tsun. Playa hata's always be crampin the style, yo.

Opium and kungphooey for all! You are winner hahaha!!!



:p

;) '
Uh ok yo :confused:
Johnny

GeneChing
11-21-2003, 03:27 PM
Thanks for the endorsement. The new issue (JAN FEB 2004) should be hitting the newsstands next weekend or so.

Kristoffer
11-21-2003, 03:29 PM
RESPECT MA AUTHORATHEEEE

rubthebuddha
11-21-2003, 03:30 PM
don't worry about it, johnny. vash is struggling with multiple syllables, but he'll be just fine. he's making great strides. we're hoping to have him potty trained by the end of next month. ;)

Volcano Admim
11-21-2003, 03:52 PM
so then
i passed all my classes good

almost had human emotions when i seen my grades and all
the shouting stuff "yay" and some of that you know

i bet they never gave johny pudding while on those military, thats the most saddest thing

Oso
11-22-2003, 12:21 PM
I am a bear. I have dark powers.

Actually...
I am not really a bear at all, but a man in a fur coat that smells bad and needs to shave.

nope, I got dibs on both of those

Volcano Admim
11-23-2003, 11:59 AM
so

where the wimmins?

norther practitioner
11-24-2003, 11:15 AM
VA, you dun scurred dem...


Or, maybe we all scared them away...:(

M_ArtsMargie
11-25-2003, 06:24 PM
well...one wimmin here. lol man has it been getting cold.

Meat Shake
11-25-2003, 08:57 PM
Hell yeah. 38 in texas is cold as shiot.

... and if I die,
I wonder if heaven got a ghetto.

Meat Shake
11-25-2003, 08:58 PM
Hell yeah. 38 in texas is cold as shiot.

... and if I die,
I wonder if heaven got a ghetto.
good song. :)

My face shall taint the most permanent thread on this page!
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

Oso
11-26-2003, 07:05 AM
cuz I move like the butter on the muffin.

and I just got an early xmas present

this:

http://store3.yimg.com/I/homestarrunner_1769_825461

:D

Meat Shake
11-26-2003, 07:42 AM
Dude, thats awesome.
:)

MasterKiller
11-26-2003, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by Meat Shake
Hell yeah. 38 in texas is cold as shiot.

... and if I die,
I wonder if heaven got a ghetto. 38 in South Texas is cold. In North Texas/Oklahoma, it gets a helluva a lot colder.

anton
11-26-2003, 07:52 AM
Hey Margie,
is that you brandishing the samurai sword n that advertising banner that keeps coming up?

Oso
11-26-2003, 07:55 AM
it's better than the pink rabbit suit I got as a kid...

norther practitioner
11-26-2003, 12:16 PM
it's better than the pink rabbit suit I got as a kid...
You were supposed to be a girl :D


Hey Margie...

-9 plus 60+ mph wind gusts at Breck this past Sunday... that was a cold day.:D

Meat Shake
11-26-2003, 12:51 PM
I think I should dress up like a yetti and terrorize people trying to ski when I come up there this winter. Ill hide in the bushes and run out screaming unintelligable garble.
:eek:

JOHNNY
11-26-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Volcano Admim
so then
i passed all my classes good

almost had human emotions when i seen my grades and all
the shouting stuff "yay" and some of that you know

i bet they never gave johny pudding while on those military, thats the most saddest thing
On those military.? YOu mean in Iraq? No i did not get pudding I hate pudding anyway. If you are refering to women as pudding then I did have some fun.LOL You need some more classes man, you are no way close to graduating. ;) And all the women are at my house:D
Johnny

M_ArtsMargie
11-26-2003, 12:56 PM
anton***yes it is me. they say it's my best picture. lol

thanks...even though half my face is covered in that one
:p

Meat Shake
11-26-2003, 12:57 PM
"And all the women are at my house"
So you're saying that everyone at my house is a transvestite??
Hmmm....
*gets hairspray and a lighter*
*pops in cannibal corpse mix tape*

norther practitioner
11-26-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Meat Shake
I think I should dress up like a yetti and terrorize people trying to ski when I come up there this winter. Ill hide in the bushes and run out screaming unintelligable garble.
:eek:

Can't wait to see you bleeding because someone stabs you with there ski pole...lol.:D

Meat Shake
11-26-2003, 01:17 PM
their ski pole? :p

Its ok, Ill be wearing a yetti suit. With big evil claws, and Ill cut their face for trying to stab me. Then Ill cut yours for laughing.
:eek:
Then Ill sell it online for lots of money.

Volcano Admim
11-26-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by JOHNNY

On those military.? YOu mean in Iraq? No i did not get pudding I hate pudding anyway. If you are refering to women as pudding then I did have some fun.LOL You need some more classes man, you are no way close to graduating. ;) And all the women are at my house:D
Johnny

SON OFA B!TCH!!!
I was talking about FOOD GOD-AMIT! :mad: :mad:
you people just pizzes me off!!! :mad:

anton
11-26-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
anton***yes it is me. they say it's my best picture. lol

thanks...even though half my face is covered in that one
:p

Yeah great pic, very "Lucy Liu".

Volcano Admim
11-26-2003, 07:36 PM
Hey yo, when you get tired of Green all the times you can use the Sea-green color, like this: [COLOR=seagreen]

anton
11-27-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Volcano Admim
Hey yo, when you get tired of Green all the times you can use the Sea-green color, like this:

Hmm maybe...

Nah it just doesn't feel right... I won't even bother with lime green

norther practitioner
12-01-2003, 09:47 AM
How was everyones turkey day.. (well US residents at least)?

shaolin kungfu
12-02-2003, 01:08 AM
How was everyones turkey day.. (well US residents at least)?

My relatives came up from tennessee and told stories about how they vanquished the mighty trailer park landlord.


It sucked major ass.

shaolin kungfu
12-02-2003, 01:10 AM
You are still under the rule of ORA. Your cooperation is appreciated.

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 07:49 AM
anyone want the Paris Hilton video?
i got a link in mpeg, pm me if youre interested.

no, this is not perverted, i just serve the people what they want.





:D

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 09:12 AM
^that was a joke. laugh.

MasterKiller
12-02-2003, 09:17 AM
Shlt, I want it!

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 10:13 AM
then hit me up.
;)

norther practitioner
12-02-2003, 12:41 PM
You haven't seen it yet...
lol

MasterKiller
12-02-2003, 12:44 PM
I don't get online at home, much, and I can't really watch Paris get her freak on while I'm working. Heck, I've never even seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video! :eek:

Design Sifu
12-02-2003, 12:48 PM
. . .and told stories about how they vanquished the mighty trailer park landlord.

No wonder you're squatting over in margie's thred:rolleyes:










;)

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
I don't get online at home, much, and I can't really watch Paris get her freak on while I'm working. Heck, I've never even seen the Pam and Tommy Lee video! :eek:

so wait till u get home. whats the prob?

;)

MasterKiller
12-02-2003, 01:18 PM
No problem here. I'm going to watch it tonight. NP was just ribbing me for not having seen it yet.

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 01:30 PM
oh ok, understand now.

but i gotta say to u: it only takes like 2-3 minutes, and u will probably be surprised. youll see more than u probably thought there would be. its very detailed even though its filmed in a dark room.

Meat Shake
12-02-2003, 01:32 PM
The dude actually asks "is it in"...
lofl...
What a ****in wanker. A lucky wanker. :mad:


:D

shaolin kungfu
12-02-2003, 01:33 PM
YG, could you send me the link in PM?


P.S. It feels weird not sayin chen.

Meat Shake
12-02-2003, 01:36 PM
VE VILL RAPE ZE HORSES AND RIDE OFF ON ZE VIMMIN!

norther practitioner
12-02-2003, 01:42 PM
lemme just see who it is...

lol:D

Thats the funniest part.

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Meat Shake
The dude actually asks "is it in"...
lofl...


LOFL what an idiot

shaolin: PM sent.

Kristoffer
12-02-2003, 02:14 PM
:D

"is it in"

:D

norther practitioner
12-02-2003, 02:17 PM
LOL, well, I heard that her and Richie wanted to wear jeans and t-shirts for there show on fox too.. but the producers wanted to make them look as dumb as they are so they wouldn't let them.:rolleyes:

Young Gotti
12-02-2003, 02:18 PM
if he doesnt know it, why should she?

:p

now for something else


this is kinda funny. (http://www.bartcop.com/zenmasterGW.jpg)

:confused:

Starchaser107
12-03-2003, 08:22 PM
dude i just posted the pic on brink of, its small though

GeneChing
12-04-2003, 10:16 AM
Jan Feb 2004 (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/kf200120.html) page 97 - in living color and on stands now!

norther practitioner
12-04-2003, 10:49 AM
Got it.. :D

Design Sifu
12-09-2003, 12:53 PM
typical...

you let 'em crash on the couch for a few days and then you find they've emptied the fridge and not done any dishs . . .

rubthebuddha
12-09-2003, 04:28 PM
well, ORA is supposedly is managing this place. some landlords. :rolleyes: bathroom sink has been broken for two weeks, deadbolt is stuck and the dead cat outside has been there so long, the flies are asking to borrow the ketchup so they can get past the rotten taste.

norther practitioner
12-09-2003, 04:34 PM
Geez... I thought that stench was coming from your place rtb....

rubthebuddha
12-09-2003, 05:51 PM
depends on the odor. the dead cat smell is coming from the dead cat out on the front staircase of the complex. the smell of roasted catbox is coming from my roomie's backside.

norther practitioner
12-10-2003, 10:16 AM
Oh, that explains it :rolleyes:

Anyone near Albequerque, NM?

Design Sifu
12-10-2003, 10:55 AM
well I'm closer to Albequerque than I am to say... Buenos Aires...

does that count?

norther practitioner
12-10-2003, 10:58 AM
Um, no.. but I don't even want to know about the smell coming from your place.:D

Volcano Admim
12-10-2003, 06:28 PM
you guys
when getting across the street on Buenos Aires
look both sides
twice

seriously


observation: i am volcano, i play Dragon Quest 5 for SNes on the Zsnes emulator -> you should learn to fear me

Volcano Admim
12-10-2003, 06:37 PM
so

i came up with the most fabulous idea. you guys

its like this
i take seversal sexy/sensual pictures of my naked new girlfriend and post it on a public forum and then get pizssed off at the guys comments!! :D
what a fabulous idea i just had
and i can even delete the membership of people who say theyd "hit her"
oh what so amazinly deviant punishments i can come up with for those who then say stuff like "yo, id hit her two time ina row, son"
oh yeah :D
how dare them use such sexual comments towards the "artistic" pics i took of my girflfriend in sensual angles
how dare them GET BONERS

;) know what im talkin about

Volcano Admim
12-10-2003, 07:09 PM
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.

You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
provided with toys and Scouting for Boys.

You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.

Design Sifu
12-12-2003, 11:32 AM
The Got Qi Girls thred has reached the level of High Art Sort of... (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44083)

There's plenty of dialogue to Cut and Paste from... so why don't you give it a try!!! (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/buildmeat.html)

need reference? (http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/meatlocker/index.html)